Zai Zai Planet Farm [Rebirth]

Take 20 embarrassing photos of potatoes?Does this purple cabbage have anything to do with potatoes?

Guan Yu really wanted to ask what happened to Tudou, but it had already turned into a doll, so he couldn't answer Guan Yu's question.

After unlocking purple cabbage, you can learn the skills of planting it. Guan Yu, who wanted to farm to make money, said to the potato villain, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry", and prepared to take an embarrassing photo.

The potato villain is a very small model doll, the posture of the folded hands is fixed, and it is not very easy to shape.Guan Yu had a relationship with Tudou once, and wanted to save some face for him at first, so he set up a less embarrassing scene:

A small white basin is filled with clear water, with a few emerald green potato leaves floating above it.The potato puppet is cross-legged and clasped its hands together, standing unsteadily on the leaf, the top of its bald head looks shiny because of the reflection.

Guan Yu moved closer to take a picture, and then asked the purple card with self-consciousness in his heart: Is this okay?

The purple card remained indifferently motionless.

Guan Yu changed another angle and took a picture from the top of Tudou Man's head. A huge brownish-yellow bald head was particularly conspicuous in the photo.

Guan Yu: Is this the head office?

Purple Card: Indifference.

Guan Yu: ...

Isn't it embarrassing enough to make a bald taunt about a man?How much hatred do you have?

Tangtang, who was kneeling on the chair with her little knees, knew that her father was taking a picture of the little potato man, but she didn't understand why he had to let it sit on the green leaves in the water basin.Seeing the clear water in the basin, he gently stretched out his little finger and pointed it.

Cool wet. Wet, so fun!

The little baby's eyes were bent into two crescents, and the small milky white teeth were exposed in the pink mouth, and then he swiped the water with his fingers.Unexpectedly, his fingers caught a potato leaf by accident, and the water in the basin was rippling suddenly, and the little potato man who was originally sitting on the leaf "meditating" lost his balance and fell down.

Plop!The little potato fell into the water.

The purple card in Guan Yu's mind immediately trembled.

This is... like?Guan Yu had a flash of inspiration, and immediately used his smart brain to take a picture of the little potato man who was soaked in water and was so cold.

In the photo, the little potato man is lying quietly on the bottom of the basin, looking at the sky with sesame eyes blankly, and the curvature of the corner of Hei Xian's mouth seems to have a hint of bitterness.

The purple card shook more vigorously.

The purple cabbage card is finally satisfied!

Guan Yu breathed a sigh of relief, only to realize that his head was covered with sweat and his back was wet.He didn't care about wiping his sweat and quickly fished the little potato man out of the basin, apologizing repeatedly in his heart.

Tangtang knew that she had accidentally hurt the Potato Man, so she took the initiative to take a paper towel and carefully wiped off the water stains on his body, her golden eyebrows were curled into a ball and asked Guan Yu worriedly: "Dad, Potato Man Will it die?"

"No way," Guan Yu rubbed the baby's head, and comforted him softly, "Isn't it fine now?"

After drying off the water on his body, the little potato man standing on the table finally regained his radiance, and his smile seemed to be refreshed and brightened.

Tangtang pursed her lips tightly, put on a serious expression of a little adult, and solemnly promised her father: "I will protect it!"

Guan Yu's gentle smile froze on his face.

The little baby wants to protect Tudou, so how should we take the remaining 19 embarrassing photos?

"It's very strong..." Guan Yu quickly forcibly created an image for Tudou Jiaren, while letting Tangtang relax his vigilance, he took the Tudou villain from his hand, his deep voice was full of bewitching, "Tangtang thought play with it?"

The little baby didn't know that this was Dad's trick, so the little chicken nodded like a pecking rice, and replied crisply: "I want to!"

"Then let's make him some clothes and toys, shall we?"

"it is good!"

Guan Yu successfully "coaxed the simple Tangtang into the pit", and guided him step by step to make clothes for the Tudou villain: "You first draw a circle..."

The baby unskillfully held a big red crayon in the palm of his small hand, drew a circle crookedly on the white paper, and carefully painted the blank space in the circle with the crayon.

do not! !

Forget it...

Guan Yu didn't want to dampen Tangtang's enthusiasm. Watching him paint the circle with five right angles in bright red, he secretly sweated for the little potato, and took the scissors to cut the circle out.

The circle was folded in half from the center line to form a semicircle. Guan Yu glued the semicircle to Tudou's lower body with tape, and an A-line dress was ready.

The brownish-yellow potato figure is wearing a bright red long skirt, like a tough girl with round arms and a thick waist on the beach by the sea. The gesture of clasping her hands also has the meaning of a polite greeting, just short of saying "Sawadika "Are.

Guan Yu inexplicably felt that Tudou's face darkened a lot, but the purple card in his mind trembled twice quickly.

He immediately captured this scene with his brain, and got another embarrassing photo.

The little baby's eyes sparkled when he saw the dress, and he asked childishly, "Daddy, what is this?"

"It's a skirt. It's a skirt that Tangtang made for Tutu! Does it look good?"

Tangtang looked up and down after hearing the words, touched the red dress with her fingers, raised her head and said, "It looks good! Can I wear it?" His eyes were full of expectation when he looked at Guan Yu.

Guan Yu sneered, and hugged the limp cutie into his arms: "Does Tangtang want to wear a skirt, or do you want to wear nice clothes?"

Guan Yu doesn't think that boys can't wear skirts. In the past, men in Scotland on the ancient earth wore red checkered skirts.But after all, boys wearing skirts will bring a lot of inconvenience, Tangtang has never shown his love for skirts before, Guan Yu has to ask the children's wishes clearly, and can't just pass by.

If Tangtang really likes skirts, Guan Yu will support him, as long as he is happy.

Tangtang still didn't quite understand what Dad meant, she tilted her head and thought about it, and replied, "It's pretty."

"Then dad buys you nice pants, tops, and shoes. Does Tangtang like to wear them?" Guan Yu changed his question.

"Yeah, I like it!" Tangtang grinned sweetly at her father.

It seems that Tangtang just loves beauty.Guan Yu heaved a sigh of relief, and made a promise to the little baby: "Then I'll buy it for you after Dad finishes his work, and Tangtang will pick what he likes."

"Thank you, Dad!" Tangtang thanked glutinously.

Through the two photos, Guan Yu roughly felt the taste of purple cabbage, and the next series of embarrassing photos were released soon:

Let the potato villain lie sideways on the table, put a white handkerchief on it, and find a tricky angle to take a picture of its charming and enchanting shoulders;

Make a miniature paper cup for the potato villain, let it pose for clinking glasses, and put it on the photo [Cheers to our hatred];

Use a crayon to draw the sparse Mediterranean hairstyle of "Local Support Center" for the potato villain, let it admire in the mirror, with a confident smile of "Why am I so handsome?" at the corner of its mouth;

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Guan Yu's inspiration was on the verge of exhaustion, his temples were throbbing and painful, and he had to come up with an idea to apologize to the Tudou villain; Tangtang was amused by the Tudou villain who kept changing costumes and scenes, "giggling" and laughing non-stop The purple card was spinning and jumping in Guan Yu's mind, as excited as if he was dancing on a disco.

The last look is a forced COS panda. The brownish-yellow body of the potato villain was re-dressed by Tangtang with crayons: the body was painted evenly with black pen, and the face was filled with white pen, except for the pair of sesame eyes. It didn't move at all, and it was unusually conspicuous in the white snow.

Panda himself: (●●●)

The panda of Potato Villain cosplay: (·-·)

Guan Yu couldn't help himself this time, looking at the pale face and those dull sesame eyes of Tudou, he turned his back and shook his shoulders several times.

After he took the last embarrassing photo, the purple card finally stopped after shaking for a long time. The word [Unlocked] was displayed on the card, and the original "?" has not yet been shown.

Knowing that the purple cabbage villain would arrive later, Guan Yu squeezed his sore neck, cleaned up all the props and garbage on the table, and carefully wiped away the many traces of the "scarred" potato villain. Scrub it clean.The well-behaved Tangtang also helped, and the little meat wiped the table with a rag.

The roar of the suspension car engine suddenly came from outside the door. Guan Yu went to the window to have a look, and found a car he had never seen before parked outside the door.

Two dark blue robots got off the car, with a golden shield printed on their abdomen, and they walked to Guan Yu's door in an orderly manner, and mechanically introduced themselves: "Hello, Mr. Guan, there is your interstellar express."

Star Express?

Guan Yu, who didn't remember that he had bought anything, didn't open the door, and asked in a loud voice, "Did you find the wrong person? I didn't buy anything."

"Are you Mr. Guan Yu?"

"I'm."

The voice of the robot came in through the door panel: "Then I am not mistaken, you have a package from Capital Star, which should contain clothes and daily necessities."

Clothes and daily necessities?Who sent it?Guan Yu had no memory of the original owner, so he didn't know if he had any friends in Capital Star, so he raised his voice and said, "Okay, please leave it at the door."

The two robots didn't say much, and moved a huge package as tall as an adult man from the hover car to the door of Guan Yu's room, and immediately got on the hover car and left.

After confirming that the strange robot had left, Guan Yu opened the door and checked the large package at the door.

The outer layer of the package is a black packaging bag, and a courier logo is pasted in the middle. The sender's information on it reads "Mr. Capital Star T".Guan Yu frowned and thought for a long time, but couldn't figure out who this Mr. T would be.

The identity of the other party was unknown, and Guan Yu didn't dare to open the package rashly, worrying about the danger inside. He was about to turn around and go back to the house to wait for Doudou, the robot who delivered the potato gift, to come back and open it again, when a high-pitched voice suddenly appeared behind him:

"There is nothing you dare not tear down, coward."