I wish my son was stupid and reckless

The author has something to say: The timeline is after the end, very mild spoilers.

It's hot in midsummer, but Li Yan has spleen deficiency and kidney deficiency, and his qi and blood are not smooth. His limbs are always cold, and he doesn't sweat easily in summer.If it weren't for Li Lan's fear of heat, the emperor's palace would not even use ice much.

Li Lan Xia Ri likes to cling to him the most, saying that he is comfortable and cool to hold.At times like this, Li Yan often regretted not teaching him well when he was a child. How could such a good young man have turned into a rascal.

One day Li Lan ran over triumphantly and said to him, "Ice muscles and bones, since I am cool and sweatless", both eyes are bright.Li Yan was approving the memorial, and was taken aback when he heard this.Li Lan embraced him from behind, said while rubbing against him, "It was taught by Bachelor Meng."

Li Yan thought about it carefully, and remembered that it was Dasu's Dongxian Song, he recited it to himself, and put down his pen when the pillow and hairpin were in disarray.In the afternoon, they summoned Meng Wei and punished him to kneel under the sun for more than half an hour.

Li Lan passed by and saw it, and kindly asked someone to bring Meng Wei a chilled ebony drink.

Xie Bie heard about it from nowhere, and even took time out of his busy schedule to come to the front of the hall, spread out a folding fan of ebony bone to shield his forehead from the sun, and lowered his eyes enigmatically to gaze at the sun-baked man. Meng Wei smiled very gently.

Smiling like a spring wave in Hanchuan, Meng Wei's heart fluttered, and seeing no one around, he called his master and was about to grab his clothes.Unexpectedly, Xie Bie pursed his lips, turned around and left without leaving any room.

This was just a small episode, and it slipped by very briskly.

Two days later, when the heat got worse, Li Lan asked Li Yan to go on a cruise. Li Yan pointed at the paperwork piled up on his desk. Of course, Li Lan was considerate of the holy will, and gritted his teeth and said, "I will approve it."

Li Yan responded with a smile: "That's fine. But Lan'er, you can't miss your homework."

Li Lan lived a very simple life for more than ten years in his life. He just eats, sleeps, plays and plays every day. Now that he is a prince, he naturally has to make up all the homework he has left behind. Said.

If he didn't finish his homework, Li Yan wouldn't even allow him to go to bed, it was up to him to sleep in the side hall or on the floor.

It wasn't until this time that Li Lan realized that his father was indeed as cruel and mean as outsiders said, no matter how much he begged to be subdued and shed tears, he would not let go.

Meng Wei could only hold back his laughter when he heard this, and covered his face with a book, and solemnly advised him that there are roads in the mountains of books, and that there is no limit to learning and working hard.Li Lan remained silent, thinking to himself, you can make a boat even if you are dissatisfied with your desires, of course you don't understand.

Of course Li Lan didn't know that Meng Wei was full of desires and dissatisfaction, this was something only Meng Wei and Xie Bie knew.

But His Royal Highness knows that he is dissatisfied with desire now.He was sweating profusely facing the table full of paperwork on a hot day. On the left hand side was the homework assigned by today's tutor, and on the right hand side was the memorial that his father didn't want to approve. What's more terrible was that his father was lying on his lap eating grapes. , Eat two and peel one for him, and feed it into his mouth.

Li Lan endured so much, she really didn't want to go against Jun father in the open.Li Yan didn't seem to notice, he licked the sweet and greasy juice from his fingertips and thought about the past: "Lan'er, do you still remember that you used to love to eat on your father's lap like this, and you still have to feed your father while you're eating?" one."

Li Lan didn't dare to look away at all, and swallowed her anger and thought, Lan'er didn't sleep on her father's lap with her clothes open.

The grapes were chilled. Li Yan's spleen and stomach were weak, so he didn't dare to eat more. After eating more than a dozen grapes, he got up, cleaned his hands, and went to take a nap by himself.

In the afternoon, I was discussing matters with important ministers in the Pingzhang Palace. When I came back, I saw Li Lan was still writing in front of the case, and the grapes in his hand hadn’t moved. The back of his neck wanted him to rest, but he felt the sweat on his hands.

Li Yan glanced at Le Ran, and reprimanded with displeasure, "Why don't you bring some ice for Lan'er to use?"

Li Lan buried her head in the memorial and didn't look up, but she was still distracted with difficulty and argued for Le Ran: "Lan'er told him not to bring the ice mirror, Li Zhangyuan said that the father is not in good health, and can't stand the cold and cold .Take off your clothes and behave in a nonchalant manner, those ceremony officials and nuns that the emperor found can talk about people."

Li Yan's heart softened again, and when he was about to speak, Li Lan suddenly bit his lips: "Ah...you can't say Lan'er, it's Erchen."

Li Yan's heart was so soft that he twitched his earlobe and said, "It's okay. This is the imperial father's bedroom, not your east palace. Why are you so restrained?"

Li Lan narrowed his eyes, raised his head and rubbed his palm: "But the father hopes that Lan'er can be a good prince, and Lan'er doesn't want to disappoint the father. Bachelor Xiaomeng also said that a gentleman is cautious about being alone. It's easier to make mistakes."

Li Yan lightly kneaded the back of his neck that was stiff from sitting at his desk for a long time, sighed and said, "Okay, my father will go boating with you tomorrow."

The next day, when he looked at the small boat with a black awning floating on the shore, the emperor's face still couldn't hold back.He thought that the pleasure boat Li Lan was talking about was sitting in a three-storey high boat to watch the lotus blowing in the wind, and he didn't know when Li Lan got such a thing in the palace, he had never seen it before.

Li Lan hugged his waist and acted affectionately, pretending to be wronged: "My father promised yesterday, the Holy Son of Heaven has a golden word, you can't go back on it."

Leilean waited for others to know the truth, and lowered their heads in unison.

Li Yan pursed his lips, and it was rare to be reasonable: "How many people can be on this boat? Who will serve and who will drive the boat? It's just nonsense."

But Li Lan was not reluctant: "Lan'er learned it specially, father just don't worry, there is Lan'er." Then he whispered in his ear: "It's inconvenient to ask them all to follow, Lan'er will definitely Those who serve the royal father well..."

Li Yan's ears were slightly red, and he took back the steps he was about to take, hesitantly said: "What did the father tell you? Outside... don't mess around."

Li Lan clenched his arms a little more, stretched his father's slender waist, and rubbed it contentedly: "Lan'er will definitely not mess around."

Li Yan's waist softened, and his heart softened faster than his waist. After hesitating for a while, he agreed, "That's good."

Sitting on the black-covered boat, the emperor found it quite novel.The side of the black-covered boat is not high, and the clear waves seem to overflow the bow from time to time. Li Yan doesn't come out often. I don't know when Li Lan asked someone to plant such a beautiful lotus in this pond.

He squinted his eyes comfortably, remembering that when he was young, at Xiebie's place, he had heard a [-]-year-old girl holding a red tooth board and singing Xizhou softly in Wu Yin.

Picking lotuses in Nantang in autumn, the lotus flowers surpass people's heads.

Li Lan was rowing behind, and suddenly the boat stopped. Li Yan looked back and saw that two lotus pods and one lotus flower were thrown into his arms. The robe rolled down.

Putting the lotus in the sleeve, the lotus heart is completely red.

Li Yan knelt on the side of the boat, hugging these lotus pods and keeping silent.He was thinking about Xizhou Qu for a while, but at the same time he was not sure whether Li Lan knew Xizhou Qu.Meng Wei was younger and bolder, so he was asked to teach Li Lan's homework, and he would teach some random things interspersed with them. Li Yan still remembered the Dongxian song a few days ago, and now he remembered it again. , I feel that I was only fined to kneel for more than half an hour, which is less.

He looked back at Li Lan, Li Lan was rowing the scull, wearing a bamboo hat he got from somewhere on his head, if he wore short brown and opened his chest, he might not really look like a young boatman.

If such a boatman sails in Xizhou, he will be "stopped and borrowed temporarily" by the fisher girls.Li Yan squinted his eyes, thinking of Li Lan's honey-colored chest, and the firm muscles on the lower abdomen with clear grooves, but not too emaciated.

The emperor unconsciously lowered his eyes, ashamed of his own imagination, threw the lotus pod aside, looked at the clear water on the side of the boat, and subconsciously reached out to touch it, the clear water shattered on his fingertips, Li Yan felt cold, Withdrawing his hand, he held the lotus to make water.

The lotus petals fell another three or two, and floated to the back with the ripples.

Li Lan called him with a smile from behind: "Father, look quickly, this is the water chestnut that my son asked them to plant."

When Li Yan heard this, he looked over and saw a piece of algae floating in the water.The emperor, who grew up in the deep palace since he was a child, blinked hesitantly, it was hard to say that he didn't recognize water chestnut.

The boat stopped again, and there was a sound of water from behind. Li Yan stood up cautiously, supported the awning and looked back, and saw Li Lan lying on the bow of the boat, probably fishing for water chestnuts.

He couldn't help but exhort: "Lan'er, be careful."

Li Lan responded, and after a while brought a handful of water chestnuts, tender and red, Shanshan and lovely.

Li Yan looked at it hesitantly, and asked, "Can I eat it raw?"

"That's right, Xiao Meng said that Nen Hong Ling can be eaten raw when peeled." Li Lan sat down beside him, peeled one easily, took a bite first, and nodded vigorously: "It's sweet and watery. Father, try it?"

Li Yan squinted at him, making Li Lan feel guilty, peeled off a water chestnut and handed it to his mouth.Li Yan lowered his head, chewing slowly.

Really good.

But after all, it was raw and cold, so he didn't dare to eat more. Li Lan peeled two more for him, and he stopped eating. Emperor, it will be easier to restrain.

As he said, he peeled off another one and was chewing, when he suddenly heard his father ask softly: "One bite at a time, little Bachelor Meng, when did you and Meng Fansi get so close? What does he teach you all day long?"

Li Lan tilted his head to look at him, his black and white eyes showed puzzlement: "Isn't it what my father ordered, four books and five classics, a collection of classics and histories, allusions of the country... Oh, recently he often secretly read some lyrics and music, He said he wanted to go home to make Qing'er happy, but Lan'er asked him who Qing'er was, and he was vague, but Lan'er thought that the emperor might like it, so she asked him and learned a little."

Li Yan nodded, and still looked at him sideways. This angle showed that the emperor's eyelashes were very long. Li Lan felt itchy when he scratched him, so he couldn't help kissing him.

When Li Lan kissed, it was like eating candy when he was a child. He licked and sucked at first, and then became overbearing when he had enough fun. Biting carefully.Li Yan's strength is far inferior to his, and he couldn't push him away. He was so dazed by his kiss that he had no choice but to hold him tightly. There was only the soothing sound of wind and swaying water waves in his ears, and the clearness of water chestnuts between Li Lan's lips and teeth. Sweet... Li Yan felt that the base of his ear was burning badly, so he couldn't help biting Li Lan's lips lightly.

Only then did Li Lan let go of him, seeing his father's eyes moistened by kisses, his eyes were so blessed by accidents, his eyes widened and he said in surprise, "Is the father jealous?"

The little prince stood up angrily, and said loudly: "Father still doesn't believe me, do you really want me to show you my heart? Little Bachelor Meng has love...he is not as good-looking as father!"

Li Yan didn't feel guilty, turned his face away and said solemnly: "Among the young courtiers, he is also one of the most handsome." He also complained half-truthfully: "Father is getting old, and he is not as good-looking as before. You and such a man every day It's inevitable that the handsome little Scholar Meng will fall in love with someone else."

Li Lan became even more angry, turned around without saying a word, and walked back from the bow to the stern, squatting there looking at the water and sulking.

Li Yan thought it was funny, he lowered his head and picked up the lotus pod that Li Lan had picked earlier, and peeled two lotus seeds to coax him.

I thought for no reason, but I really couldn't help my father.In the past, it was clear that he would accept beatings and scolding obediently, but now he would lose his temper if he said anything casually.

Just peeled off the third one, suddenly there was a sound of water, and the boat shook violently.

Li Yan was taken aback for a moment, then stood up abruptly, turned around and looked - Li Lan was no longer on the boat, and the waves on the water were still rippling, circle after circle.

There was only a robe left on the stern, which was worn by Li Lan earlier.

Li Yan could barely catch his breath, his eyes went dark, his feet staggered, and he almost fell down.He leaned on the canopy and exclaimed, "Lan'er!"

Nothing happened.

Li Yan doesn't know how to swim, and he doesn't know if Li Lan can do it, maybe he can't... His mind was so chaotic, it became a blank piece, and he looked at the big circle and the big circle became more and more calm The ripples, only felt that the surface of the water seemed to be a huge mouth that opened.

He couldn't even speak, he stumbled to the stern of the boat, and reached out to fish in the ripples.

The water of the lake flowed through his fingers in vain.

The emperor tried to calm himself down, and said in a trembling voice: "Lan'er, come up quickly, my father is going to be angry... Li Lan! Get out of here!"

The long-lost feeling of turmoil and uncontrollable emotions suddenly enveloped him. Li Yan held on to the side of the boat vigorously, only feeling a throbbing pain in his heart, so empty that it ached.

He looked around, but there was still no sign of Li Lan.

This is too much... just a disagreement...

Li Yan shuddered, pressed his heart tightly with one hand, and stared at the water surface in a daze, without even a glimmer of light in his eyes.

Everything was silent for a while, Li Yan thought drowsily, I should jump down too.

There was a sound of "wow", Li Lan emerged from the side of the ship at the back, spat out a mouthful of water, and said in a startled voice, "Father!"

Li Yan was shaken all over, turned his head to look over, and staggered again.

Li Lan hurriedly climbed onto the boat, looked at Li Yan's pale face, and was so frightened that he was out of his mind. He rolled forward, knelt down on one knee, held Li Yan's trembling hand, and called him, "Father, father!" Huang, Lan'er is here, father, are you alright? Father, breathe in, don't hold your breath, come on, breathe in..."

The spasm of Li Yan's fingers finally stopped. He closed his eyes for a while, then opened them again.Li Lan knelt in front of him, her whole body was soaked, only wearing a dripping underwear, which was pressed against her body, outlining smooth and powerful lines.

Li Yan let out a long and slow breath, and carefully touched Li Lan's face.Li Lan took advantage of the situation and kissed the back of his hand, and softly comforted him: "Father, don't be afraid, it's me, Lan'er is here, don't be afraid."

Li Yan nodded, finally gaining some strength, he touched Li Lan's face again, then raised his hand, and slapped him hard.

The beating sound was very clear, and Li Lan's head was turned away, but he quickly turned back and said pitifully, "Father, don't be angry... Lan'er just wanted to make a joke with Father... ..."

Li Yan nodded, raised his hand and slapped him again.

These two slaps were so hard that Li Lan even bled from the corner of his mouth.But Li Yan's voice was still trembling, and he asked tremblingly, "Is it fun?"

"Speak." Li Yan raised his hand and pointed to his heart, his pale lips trembled slightly, and he could hardly utter a complete long sentence: "You——for one sentence, one sentence, you... My, my heart—is it that fun?"

Li Lan stretched out his arms to hug him. He was taller than his father, so kneeling on one knee would be enough to hug him around the waist. He raised his face and asked aggrievedly: "Isn't father trying to gouge Lan'er?" How many times did Lan'er say that Lan'er only wanted her father, didn't her father never take it to heart? The father and Xie Zinian are so close...so close! How did I ever say anything? What did the father say? I put every word in my heart, and I believe every word my father said... But what about my father, how did my father ever believe me?!"

Li Yan pursed his lips tightly, and after a while he said softly: "You were only that big at that time..." The emperor lowered his palm and compared his height: "If you are so big, you only know that your father is good-looking. But people always want Old man, how can I always look good... I'm almost 20 years older than you."

"Lan'er, Lan'er...what do you want me to say? Father is also afraid...you just hid in the water, father just felt empty. If you are true, one day, you..."

Li Yan clenched his hands subconsciously, and he began to tremble uncontrollably again.He didn't even dare to say that sentence.

But his heart was tossing and turning, worrying about gains and losses, and he was almost overflowing. In every day and night, every time of intimacy, every time Li Lan praised him, "Father is so beautiful", he was in a state of panic all day long.

... Then if the father is not good-looking, will you not want me?

I really can't bear it, and I'm too afraid to even mention it.

But at this moment Li Lan was kneeling at his feet looking up at him.His most beloved son is young and vigorous, handsome and handsome, with clear eyes, just like when he was a teenager.

Tears fell from those eyes, and he felt his heart was about to break.

Li Lan hugged Li Yan, choked with sobs and said: "If you are afraid of these eyes looking at you, then I will dig them out for you. If you don't feel at ease, I will also dig out my heart for you. You can do whatever you want , I can promise anything...how could I, how could I not want you?"

"Li Yan, do you know...you are my life?"

……

Li Lan covered his face with ice cubes wrapped in a handkerchief, and rubbed against his father's lap aggrievedly: "My father said before that he would never hit me again, so hit me again."

After a pause, he emphasized even more aggrievedly: "Slap me twice!"

Li Yan picked up a piece of cooked red water chestnut meat and stuffed it into his mouth, pretending to change the subject casually: "Did I say such a thing?"

Li Lan squinted his eyes, sucked his finger, gritted his teeth, and muttered vaguely: "Obviously I said it... Lan'er remembers it all!"

Li Yan grabbed the tip of his tongue to prevent him from speaking, but instead, the Nizi pressed his wrist and sucked the nipple between his fingers. Fucking, he licked until the bottom of his waist started to go numb before he let him go.

Li Yan withdrew his hand without temper, Li Lan refused to let go, chased him and sucked him, pressed him to the ground and began to kiss him, even the hands were irregular, and went straight into his clothes.

Li Yan bit his lip, exhaled, and said softly, "Don't be here..."

This is already a rare submissiveness, but the Nizi couldn't help getting tired of it: "Every time I'm on the bed, my father hurt Lan'er so much today... Father, Father, you hurt Lan'er... touch it , Lan'er is so hard, I really can't wait..."

Li Yan has never been able to bear his begging, not to mention he felt really guilty today, after being pressed against him for a while, he finally let go.

So I was pressed on the ground to do it once, and then I was carried to the desk to do it again, and then I was pressed against the wall...

Li Yan drowsily soaked in the bathtub, recalling the disobedience he suffered earlier, he subconsciously clenched his fingers, wanting to hit someone again.

Li Lan ate enough, but at this time he was very well-behaved, Xiaoyi attentively served his father to take a bath.

Li Yan was hoarse just now, but now his mouth was very dry, so he asked him if he had any water.Li Lan then brought over a plate of green lotus seeds, saying that the tea was hot and needed to be left to dry, and if Father was very thirsty, Lan'er would peel the lotus seeds for you to eat.

Li Yan talked lazily, nodded and let him peel the lotus seeds, ate two, and took one in his hand, it was green and round, but it was so cute.

Li Lan leaned into his ear and smiled: "Father, do you want to bow your head to get lotus seeds? Lan'er is very happy..."

Li Yan didn't speak, thinking in his heart, as expected, he had also learned Xizhou Opera.

Bow your head and get lotus seeds, the lotus seeds are as green as water.

Pity is as clear as water.