I wish my son was stupid and reckless

Liu Fumei was once considered an official lady.

But you can't mention this matter, if you mention it, you will be spit by your cousin: "The daughter of the little county magistrate, she is a fart official lady."

Liu Fumei lowered her head and continued her embroidery work, not daring to speak.

Her hometown was hit by a plague, and the whole family was closed to death. She was the only orphan left in the whole family. The neighbors who went back to the hometown for the funeral saw her pitifully, and took her to the capital to join her cousin who married a merchant. .

Uncle Cousin is nicknamed Shaking Hand Money, as long as she takes money out, her hands tremble with distress, and she is very stingy. Being fostered by this kind of family, naturally don't expect to be treated like Miss Cousin.

When she was 12 years old, Uncle Biao heard people said that she got money from the sea, and planned to move her family to Guangdong. She originally wanted to sell her to a rich family as a slave, but her reputation was not good after all.

It happened that King Xu was out of the palace to build a mansion, so he sent her, a girl with an innocent family background and good looks, into the mansion of King Xu. Because Liu Fumei was very good-looking, she exchanged a gold ingot.

The cousin thought about it before turning around, pulled out a toothpick-like short silver hairpin from her head and gave it to her, and said: "Fumei, my cousin and uncle will take care of you anyway, if you really become prosperous in the future, you Don’t forget your roots!”

Later, after Liu Fumei became pregnant with Xu Wang Liyan's child, she also thought about looking for her cousin's family.

Guangzhou was too far away. When the news came, Xu Wang and Li Yan had already ascended the throne, and Li Lan had already been born. She opened the letter tremblingly, for fear of being known that she had relatives outside the palace.

The emperor is so crazy now that she is afraid to hear it.

It was only when I opened the letter that I realized that I was illiterate, and that the toothpick-thin silver hairpin was useless, and I grabbed two pearls from the necklace, only to find out that my cousin was buried in Jingbo when he took his cousin and cousin out to sea. Unable to bear the blow, my aunt jumped into the sea three times and was caught by someone. She caught a cold and died of illness.

Liu Fumei hugged Li Lan who was in the swaddling baby, feeling a little empty in her heart, she lowered her head and kissed her son's little face, which made her feel better.

She knew she would not be favored.

The emperor slept with her to see that she looked good, and he might not even know her name, not to mention that the emperor hadn't been in the backyard since he killed Lao Wu and his mother, and Lan'er didn't come to see her when she was born.

Now that he is enthroned, he doesn't even enter the harem.

There are four other princes in front of Li Lan, especially the second son Li Tang, who is said to be extremely smart and wants to be the prince.

She also knew about Li Tang's biological mother. She had seen her before, and her background was only a little better than hers.

Liu Fumei didn't speak in front of those court ladies and eunuchs, she went back and hugged her son's swaddling baby and whispered: "The son born by my concubine is so arrogant, isn't he afraid of being beaten to death by the mistress?"

Li Yan has a concubine Yuan, who is also the current empress, who is the mother of the fourth prince Li Yuan.

Liu Fumei never thought that she would become a prophecy.

Li Tang's death was so unusual that no one in the palace thought he really fell into the water and died, but the emperor didn't bother with such an unusual death, which shows that the emperor really didn't value his son.

Or maybe he was really afraid of this son.

Li Tang's mother went to the emperor to make a fuss, was framed by the eunuch again, and went crazy when she came back.Liu Fumei listened to the maid saying these words, and hugged Li Lan without saying a word, remembering how Li Tang's mother told her how smart her son was before her.

She never knew that there is such a thing in this world that a father does not love his son, or even fears him.Even a person as stingy as my cousin's uncle spent so much money on his cousin's marriage, a 48-carrying bride price, full of red makeup.

But the emperor didn't love his son, so it was fine if he didn't care about him while he was alive, and he didn't care about him when he died.

Liu Fumei poked her chubby son in the swaddle, and said softly, "Why are you so overwhelmed? No matter how clever a dead son is, there is no such thing as a stupid son who is alive."

Li Lan was woken up by her poke, opened his eyes and called her "mother" in a low voice, Liu Fumei was startled, quickly covered his mouth, glanced at the palace maid and eunuch next to her, and carried her son into the inner room.

Her son was only seven months old and could speak. He was so smart that she felt guilty.

In this harem, she didn't have any confidence at all.

Liu Fumei avoided the maids and eunuchs, embraced Li Lan who was stretching out her arms, and said to her son in a low voice: "It would be great if you were a fool. Then you can grow up well, and then take your mother out to enjoy the blessings..."

She kissed her son's face again, gritted her teeth and thought, it is very difficult to teach a fool to be smart, but it is not difficult at all to teach a good child to be stupid.

She began to hide Li Lan, not to let those court ladies and eunuchs approach.She doesn't teach her son to speak, and she doesn't reason with him. She doesn't stop the child from biting her as he rolls around and grabs things. She doesn't even eat with chopsticks in front of the child.

Anyway, it is impossible for her son to be the emperor, not to mention what good is being an emperor. Back then, a man like Xu Wang, who was so romantic, committed heinous crimes by killing his brothers, brothers, wives, and sons in order to become an emperor. His temperament changed drastically, like he went crazy, which shows that the throne is not a good thing.

Even if the son is really taught to be stupid by himself, it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter if he is laughed at or looked down upon by others, his father is the emperor, no matter how poor he is, he can live a lifetime without worrying about food and clothing, as long as he can live.

When the maids and eunuchs felt that something was wrong and went to inquire, they found that the behavior of the sixth prince was very different from others, so they suddenly realized: No wonder Liu Jieyu hid her son and dared not show it to others, so she gave birth to a stupid son.

No one could have imagined that there would be a concubine who deliberately wanted to teach her son to be a fool—even if she was a mother of an ordinary family, she would not do such a thing to her son.

Liu Fumei didn't care about this, she just carefully taught her son to be no different from a fool bit by bit: her son would call his mother at seven months old, and he couldn't speak much when he was three years old, he would only repeat himself A few words and sentences that I hear on a daily basis; her son learns what he looks like, but he knows nothing about the world, rules and etiquette, and he can't even hold chopsticks;

Liu Fumei hugged her son and peeled tangerines for him to eat. Li Lan held a piece of mud in his hand, making mud all over his body and Liu Fumei's skirt.

He squeezed a tangerine, which looked decent. When Liu Fumei saw it, she quickly snatched it and threw it on the ground, crushing it with her foot.

Li Lan looked up at her in confusion, and called softly, "Mother?"

Liu Fumei hugged him tightly and told him countless times: "Lan'er, you must remember that you must not let anyone know that you are actually very smart, or both of us will die!"

Li Lan tilted his head ignorantly, and let out a blank "Oh".He lowered his head and picked up the piece of mud from the sole of Liu Fumei's shoe, and pinched it again.

I just pinched it over and over again, but it didn't have any shape.

Liu Fumei never thought that Li Lan would meet Li Yan's eyes. She hadn't seen Li Yan in five or six years, but she still recognized Lele. When she saw Lele come back with Li Lan in her arms, the blood in her body was cold. , She thought that she would not be able to keep this son after all.

Unexpectedly, Li Yan liked Li Lan very much.

He let Li Lan take Li Lan to his side every day and every day, and the food and clothing in the Chonghua Palace were getting better day by day. Liu Fumei was in a state of anxiety, always hugging her son at night, avoiding everyone's eyes and ears Teach him: "You have to treat your father well, respect him, love him, and treat him well. In this way, mother and you will be blessed. Don't ask your father for anything, you just need to please him , don’t ask for anything, he won’t treat you badly.”

Li Lan said in a low voice, "Lan'er likes the father. The father is good-looking and treats Lan'er well."

Liu Fumei sighed for a long time, and said: "Your father also likes you...but he just likes you stupid. If you want father to always like you, you have to be stupid forever... Forget it, you You are already a fool now. Lan'er, don't think about anything, do whatever you want, and treat your father wholeheartedly. No one will care about you like a fool. Just keep being so stupid. , in another ten years, you will be able to leave the palace, take your mother out to enjoy the blessings, and you will no longer have to worry about it."

Li Lan didn't know if she understood, so she leaned against her arms and fell asleep slowly without speaking.

Liu Fumei never thought that even if there is only one stupid son, those women can't tolerate her. She is obviously just cold, but she feels that her body is getting heavier every day. What makes her feel relieved is that the emperor did not temporarily raise her son in any place. In the palace, but raised by his side.

This is actually very good, if the emperor can keep Lan'er by his side all the time, then he will have nothing to worry about.

Liu Fumei thinks that although she has the word "Fu" in her name, she is actually a very unlucky person. She once heard people say that her horoscope is too hard, which can kill her whole family and fool her son. She thinks those people said In fact, it makes sense.

At the beginning, she only wanted to find an innocent family and live a peaceful life. She never thought that she could enter the palace and give birth to the prince's son, let alone that the prince would become the emperor, and she would become Jieyu, her son. Became a prince.

When she was alive, she hardly had a good day, especially after entering the palace, she was worried and scared every day, and she devoted herself to teaching her clever son to be stupid-this is not how people live.

Feeling that she was going to die, she felt very relieved, but she couldn't let go of her son.

Her Lan'er was so popular with the emperor, she was really afraid that some people would not tolerate her Lan'er.

What's more, others don't know, but she knows. Her Lan'er is not stupid at all, not only not stupid, but also very smart. In fact, many things can be understood and learned easily.

It was hard for her to make him look like a one-year-old child, and she didn't teach him anything, so that he still looked like a fool, but now the emperor takes him by his side every day, she is really afraid that one day the emperor Then I knew that Lan'er was not stupid.

But she soon felt relieved.

Even if she couldn't see it one day, she tried her best.

Before she died, the emperor finally brought Lan'er to see her. She held her son's hand in front of the bed, and repeated the same instructions over and over again. She didn't dare to say anything else. hear.

The only gratifying thing is that the emperor promised her that he would make Lan'er the king of Chu, make her a virtuous concubine, and keep Lan'er in front of him forever.

Liu Fumei closed her eyes and thought with satisfaction: At least I was alive to see Lan'er crowned king.