Those years when I was a senior teacher

The way to find Kong Xuan is very simple, all you need to do is announce to the outside that Jinpeng is going to be married, and the one who will join is the former rival Dragon Clan, and Kong Xuan, who is in custody, will snatch the marriage.In order to be able to wait until the peacock, Bilong girl deliberately postponed the wedding, saying that she wanted to follow the Romans and do what people do in the human race. Why choose a good day and auspicious day, choose a good-looking dress, fix the venue, prepare the banquet on the wedding day, How many guests to entertain.What he did was decent, and Di Xin also thoughtfully sent two fortune-tellers, saying that they would be the master of ceremonies for Bilong sister.

With such a big commotion, Kong Xuan naturally couldn't sit still.Not to mention the slap in the face of the Dragon Clan Entering Chaoge, Jinpeng marrying the Dragon Clan is simply a shame and a shame, even a bird can't bear it.

He said to Lu Ya, "Leave Chaoge when I bring Jinpeng back."

Lu Ya also blamed himself for Jinpeng's arrest. If he hadn't helped Kong Xuan and had stretched out his hand to give Jinpeng a hand, Jinpeng would not have ended up being married to a wealthy family. "I will go with you."

With Kong Xuan's oath and Lu Ya's company, the two of them were captured by the Dragon Clan on the first day. Carried back to Nuwa Palace, the temporary stronghold, and asked in a loud voice if sister Bilong wanted Yeyu Sannan.

The brain-twitched Emperor Xin threatened to build a star-picking tower for these beasts to protect the country and let them live in the sky.Before the construction of the Zhaixing Building was completed, the Dragon Clan had to be wronged, and went to the Nuwa Palace to squeeze in and be neighbors with Su Daji and Qin Feng.The good Nuwa Palace has become a hotel chain, guests come and go, and the other two long-term residents pretend to turn a blind eye to this group of dragons, and now, they can't even pretend to be.

It's amazing, I'm going to fight against the three men at night, but I can handle you.

In view of the fact that this group of dragons is too fierce, Qin Feng politely distanced himself from Bilong girl, pretending to be ignorant of what was going on outside the window.Until the phone in the sleeve rang, the string of familiar caller IDs on the screen made Qin Feng silent.

Why do you keep calling for help, kid?

Fortunately, Chaoge didn't have a base station, and the signal was poor. Lu Ya's emergency call was cut off soon. Qin Feng was planning to switch to silent to be a cold Taoist leader, when Lu Ya sent a text message.

"Godfather, do father and son serve together?" '

If you don't save me, I recommend you to Bilong!

Qin Feng's expression gradually froze, and he calmly deleted this message. Based on the principle of not stealing the limelight from the newcomer, he deliberately changed into a black and autumnal dress, looked left and right in front of the mirror, and after confirming that Kong Xuanmei was not there, he went to find Bilong girl .As a result, the dragon did not find it, but instead found the two loveless birds first.

The two little beauties are fair-skinned and beautiful, with slender waists and long legs, black hair partly pulled up, sideburns touching each other, and the collarbone under the collar is faintly visible. They will be drugged and manipulated by the dragon, with grievances written all over their faces.

The girl from the dragon clan who sculpted them cursed and said, "Go on, I'll chop your [wow]."

Qin Feng: ...

He approached politely and asked, "Fellow Daoist."

The girl was annoyed by Kong Xuan's restlessness, and turned her head to scold someone who didn't have long eyes, but she saw Qin Feng standing in the corridor, his eyes were like a starry sky, his color was like the autumn moon, he was dressed in black clothes, his eyebrows and eyes were picturesque, and everything was melted when he raised his eyes landscape.Just in response to that sentence, the man wants to be pretty with a suit of soap, and he looks better without it.

The girl couldn't help pressing her chest, and said stupidly, "Fellow Daoist, do you want a date?"

Qin Feng:? ? ?

It shouldn't be, a beauty like Kong Xuan is there, if you don't eat Kong Xuan's tofu, why ask him out?

Kong Xuan laughed very unceremoniously, and was glared back by the girl before he even made a sound. He was frightened by the torment, and obediently kept silent, not daring to make a fuss, and used his eyes to hint at Qin Feng desperately that his chastity would not be guaranteed any later. .

Seeing that Qin Feng didn't speak for a long time, the girl immediately turned her face away, muttered that the world was not straight, turned around and continued to tease Kong Xuan and his wife, Qin Feng coughed dryly, and asked politely, "Where is your patriarch?"

The girl was quite polite, and didn't turn against Qin Feng directly, "I don't know, but I can see you when I look back at Xitang."

It's okay to meet Xitang, the two parties meet to talk, Qin Feng exchanged some greetings with his sister, and prepared to sneak away with the reason of drinking wedding wine, but Lu, who was caught by the sister and made pigtails, was anxious, "Godfather, father and son... "

Qin Feng directly sealed Lu Ya's mouth with spells, met the puzzled eyes of his sister, and explained calmly, "I'm ashamed, I don't have anything, and I can't get a dowry, so I have to sever the relationship between father and son."

Lu Ya was so angry that little firebirds sprang up on his head, talking nonsense, who doesn't know that you have the most magic weapons, and you don't have a long body, so you lied to this group of bumpkin dragons.

Qin Feng kindly explained to his sister that since the demon emperor Jun held a wedding, if they wanted to be husband and wife, they would have to send dowry gifts and dowry.Knowing the current prehistoric market situation, and knowing that before the bed sheet is sent to the cave, the poor and white girl of the dragon clan is speechless, "It's so expensive, so if I sleep with you for one night, it will be bankrupt, and I won't sleep if I don't sleep."

Qin Feng was expressionless, should he be grateful or regretful?

But in the end, Qin Feng still didn't make it. Because of Lu Ya's godfather, he was left as a bridesmaid, with two sisters and three. Yes, there was a hairless Jinpeng in the room, who was completely autistic.

Before sending him to the wedding hall, the older brother Kong Xuan comforted his younger brother Jin Peng, "Don't be sad, you are as handsome in human form as in a bird."

Jinpeng asked melancholy, "Brother, can you go first when entering the bridal chamber?"

Kong Xuan subconsciously looked at the sky, ah, the moon is really round today.

The Xitang was arranged in the side hall of the Nuwa Palace. Because the dragons were married, there were few people who came. Most of them were Western congregations to support the scene, and Di Xin led a group of ministers to join in the fun, plus two of the Nuwa Palaces. Long-term tenant, Su Daji.

Although she has no idea what the meaning of her coming here is?

Under the ferocious gaze of the Dragon Clan, the two trembling fortune-tellers started an unforgettable work experience in their life, serving as the master of ceremonies for a dragon and three birds.They took out the lines that had been changed countless times, sang the friendship between the dragon and the phoenix affectionately, and sang the first auspiciousness between the dragon and the phoenix in history.

Miss Bilong didn't change her clothes, she took a glass of wine with Di Xin, her face was flushed, her eyes were wandering, and she just sat there.When Qin Feng led the three brides out, Bilong sister mechanically poured wine, presumably drunk, Qin Feng asked tentatively, "Daoist friend..."

Before Qin Feng could react, Bilong girl suddenly slapped the table, "It's so noisy!"

A huge dragon's head flew past Qin Feng's eyes, and swallowed two great jumping gods in one gulp. Bilong girl hiccupped in satisfaction, and turned to look at Qin Feng, with a fierce look in her eyes that had not been withdrawn.

Can eat people, super fierce.

Di Xin heartlessly poured wine for Bilong girl, "to help digestion." He also stuffed a glass into Qin Feng's hand by the way.

You can’t blame Di Xin for being heartless. You must know that Di Xin’s grandpa used to fight divination and divination. When it comes to Di Xin, the royal power and the divine power will kill you. , Di Xin should not be too happy, and took the initiative to help Qin Feng connect, "Is the Taoist priest going to toast the Dragon God?"

Qin Feng didn't really want to toast, "Then I..."

Girl Bilong snatched the wine from Di Xin's hand, and hooked up with Qin Feng, "Celebrate the alliance between dragon and phoenix, cheers!"

Qin Feng, who can barely drink, said, "Cheers."

The drunken girl Bilong said, "Cheers to Shang's victory."

Qin Feng, who had already drank a lot, said, "Damn it."

Sister Bilong, who still did not fall down, "Cheers to the throne of the Emperor of Heaven."

Qin Feng, who started to feel confused, "Damn..."

At the end of the drink, Qin Feng didn't know how much he drank, his eyes wandered, seeing the newcomer was about to enter the bridal chamber, Qin Feng suddenly came to his senses, grabbed Bilong girl's hand and said, "Friend Daoist, you can't marry Kong Xuan."

Girl Bilong, who seemed to have drunk a lot, said, "Marry Kong Xuan? Did you misunderstand something? For the benefit of the dragon clan, why would I marry Kong Xuan by force?"

Qin Feng was stunned for a moment, feeling a bad premonition.

She did not know where to take out a small handkerchief and cried, "The appearance of a concubine in a willow is not worthy of the crown prince of the Feng clan. For the sake of eternal happiness between the two clans, this is the worst plan. I borrowed the land of Emperor Xin Bao to give the crown prince of the Feng clan Kong Xuan is preparing for the wedding, wishing him and the prince of the demon tribe Lu Ya to be united forever, to grow old forever, and to have a son soon."

After finishing speaking, Miss Bilong waved her hand, presented a jug of thin wine, and poured a glass to Qin Feng with her own hands, with a sincere tone, "I am concerned about the difficulties of the two princes' heirs, so I ordered someone to find this thing, and help the two princes to get married as soon as possible." Giving birth to Lin'er is also a good way to continue the bloodline of the Feng Clan. I heard from the clansmen that fellow daoists are two elders, and you should do the persuasion for them. I don't know if you would like it?"

Qin Feng refused with difficulty, "I'm not familiar with them..."

Girl Bilong continued to smile, "Oh, what, Fellow Daoists want to drink for them."

Qin Feng quickly changed his words, "Of course I would."

He was forced to take the glass of wine mixed with an unknown substance, and walked up to Kong Xuan and Lu Ya step by step. Looking at their terrified eyes, Qin Feng didn't know how to make a choice.

Kong Xuan tried his best to brainwash Qin Feng, "Godfather, father, don't listen to her nonsense, even if I drink this glass of wine, my Phoenix clan will not form an alliance with the Dragon clan."

Godfather, please be sober, feeling pregnant is not like this!

Girl Bilong said quietly behind Qin Feng, "Friend Daoist, it won't taste good when it's cold."

Qin Feng made a comparison, bullying Lu Ya has no future, there is still a monster clan behind Lu Ya, neither Di Junxi nor Chang Xi can afford to offend, Kong Xuan is different, only Jin Peng is not his opponent.He raised his wine glass and said righteously, "Fellow Daoist, let's drink to the peace of the Great Desolation."

"Qin Feng, I'm not finished with you!"

The author has something to say: I'll tell you a joke. I finished writing when it was almost twelve o'clock, but I was locked in the small black room and couldn't get out, so I didn't publish it until now.