Those years when I was a senior teacher

Fuxi has a human head and a snake body, and he doesn't hide his identity. He walks around in the Nuwa Palace all day long, and shows up more times. Everyone can't help but guess, is this person having an affair with the Nuwa Empress?

Otherwise, she would have no legs like Empress Nuwa.

Later, Su Daji had the courage to ask the chief designer, Mr. Fuxi, are you a descendant of Nuwa?

Fuxi, who was demoted for no reason, was very upset, and explained coldly that he was Nuwa's elder brother, and he came to Chaoge because he heard that Di Xin had reshaped Nuwa's real body.

Su Daji looked at Fuxi's thick black snake tail, but didn't dare to ask who the father was.

However, Fuxi's status has been rising in a straight line. Every now and then, someone will offer incense and fresh fruits to Fuxi, paying homage to this powerful monster.When Fuxi wanted to carve the statue of Nuwa, the palace servants sent wood and stones. Later, the craftsmen told him that Fuxi turned to gold and stone.

Bronze is expensive, and it is easy to be stolen when making bronze statues. Jade is good, it looks good and generous when placed there, and the most important thing is that it saves money.

Fuxi didn't know the market of the human race, they didn't need money, so he went to the East China Sea to dig jade if the jade was good. After hollowing out several jade mountains, the statue of Nuwa was completed.

The body is graceful, the lead is not a little bit, and the eyes are bright and kind, like a Nuwa in person.

It stands to reason that there is nothing wrong with such a statue of Nuwa, but Di Xin of Party A is very dissatisfied.

Di Xin's reason was that the statue of Nuwa was not made according to the real thing, it was seriously OOC, focused, and very fat.

Fuxi scolded Di Xin for being unfilial. When Qin Feng returned to Nuwa Palace, Fuxi pointed at Di Xin's nose in front of all the palace people and scolded, "You know what, that's plumpness."

Fuxi refers to Di Xin, and Di Xin refers to the statue of Nuwa, "What is carved, even the tail is gone!"

Nuwa has a human head and a snake body, why hide her tail in her skirt.

Fuxi plausibly said, "The tail is too black, the jade is too white, and it doesn't look good when carved."

The tail is a special part, and it has other uses besides walking. What if you people are dishonest and mess around.

For this reason, Di Xin reluctantly agreed, and turned to gesture his chest upwards, then pointed at Su Daji's chest and said, "It's flat."

The number one beauties in Chaoge are all flat-chested, who allows you to use your artistic imagination to pretend that Nuwa has a pair of big breasts, even if it is big, and it is tightly wrapped, just like a pregnant woman.He is already very old, and he will never agree to his mother having a second child.

Su Daji: ...

Fuxi glanced at Su Daji disdainfully, a little girl's picture is a little girl's picture, except for her face, she has nothing but her breasts, her ass and her ass, "First-hand data, fake ones pay ten."

What Fuxi said was straightforward, and Di Xin was choked to the point where he had nothing to say, let alone his tail and chest. He pulled Su Daji over to stand in front of the statue of Nuwa, and questioned Fuxi, "If you don't engrave the most beautiful woman in Chaoge, give it to me." Be a fat man and say, are you a spy sent by Xiqi to tarnish my image?"

This is not engraved according to Su Daji's appearance, even the body shape has changed, okay?

You can engrave it by yourself, if you don’t allow others to engrave it, then why is he raising Su Daji? Raising a fox is more useful than Su Daji, at least they can catch mice. You Su Daji can do anything but eat and drink.

Fu Xi sneered again and again, "I'm so stupid, what is a Ji Chang?"

He was born as a monster of Emperor Jun, and died as a ghost of Nuwa, what kind of Xibo Hou Jichang, go away and cool off.

"Also..." Fuxi's cold vertical pupils lit up, and the snake's tail slapped several cracks on the ground, "Who are you calling dead fat?"

Di Xinna was not afraid of tigers when he was a newborn calf, and when everyone was trembling, he insisted on challenging the designer of Party B, "I changed it."

Fuxi, "You are dreaming!"

Di Xin, "It must be changed!"

Qin Feng: ...

Jin Ling, who was watching the play, led Su Daji to move around, and leaned in front of Qin Feng, spreading out his small hands, with an innocent face, "Do you want to eat pine nuts, brother? Don't look at me like that, they have been arguing for several days, at most, move Mouth, no hands."

Jin Ling... Qin Feng sighed, seeing Su Daji's face turned pale with fright, he beckoned her to go down, picked up a few pine nuts and chatted with Jin Ling, "What's going on?"

The golden spirit peeled off quickly, and told all about the situation in the past few days, "As for the statue of the Nuwa Empress, fellow Taoist Fuxi carved it according to the original shape, but Di Xin was dissatisfied and clamored for fellow Taoist Fuxi to change it. Disagreement. On the first day, I thought Fellow Daoist Fuxi was going to eat Di Xin, but nothing happened, maybe because he realized that Fellow Daoist Fuxi would not do anything, so Di Xin fought with Fellow Daoist Fuxi."

Qin Feng reckoned that [-]% of the time it was because Di Xin, as the king of Shang, was full of royal aura, and Fuxi had some scruples, which caused the thunder and rain to be small, and Di Xin was a strange creature. Seeing that Fuxi didn't kill him, he challenged Fuxi every day .

Don't be too happy to see someone who is stronger than you be deflated.

"Changed."

"No change."

The two kindergarteners quarreled at the level.After Qin Feng heard this, he wanted to drag Jin Ling away. The brothers and sisters whispered a few words, and the Fuxi tail swam over and wrapped around Qin Feng's waist. He shouted at Qin Feng from the side of the altar, "Fellow Daoist, come and comment Judgment."

Qin Feng, who was forced to turn around, was very unhappy. He pulled off the tail on his waist and said very rudely, "Don't touch it randomly."

Fuxi spoke with facts, "You have a thin waist."

nice to touch.

As soon as this remark came out, both of them stared at Qin Feng's waist, and Jin Ling reached out to touch Qin Feng's waist, but Qin Feng slapped him away, "Nonsense."

Jin Ling shyly withdrew her hand and didn't say anything, feeling dissatisfied in her heart. Why, fellow Taoist Fuxi touched her, so she wouldn't let her junior sister touch her.

Di Xin regretted that he didn't make it, and thought about turning around to touch his minister's, and asked Qin Feng, "Master Dao, do you think this icon should be replaced?"

Qin Feng looked at the jade statue between the two of them, and to be fair, the statue of Nuwa was not as bad as Di Xin said. He had seen Nuwa himself, and the jade statue in front of him perfectly reproduced Nuwa's appearance, lifelike, with a demeanor Without losing the charm, it can be said that no one in the world can carve better than Fuxi.Di Xin also understands that he is dissatisfied with Qin Feng. After all, he has never seen Nu Wa. The most beautiful woman in the world he has seen in this life may be Su Daji. Xin was still unhappy.

It's not a matter of appearance, but mainly a matter of face.As an emperor, you can't tolerate other people's beaks.

"Beautiful." Qin Feng praised it sincerely, and before Fuxi could show joy, he asked Di Xin, "If the king is satisfied with this jade statue, what should we do?"

Di Xin replied, "Naturally, it should be placed in the main hall to be enshrined with incense."

Qin Feng nodded, "That's right, Empress Nuwa is the ancestor of the human race, she should be admired by all people, and her name is famous all over the world. Speaking of which, if the gust of wind hadn't blown the curtains, the king would not have thought about reshaping Empress Nuwa's golden body. "

Fuxi's expression turned pimple, faintly displeased.

Qin Feng continued to ask, "It is necessary to clean up every day. Is Su Shi doing the cleaning?"

The palace servants around Di Xin answered, "Your Madam Su is only responsible for daily offerings."

The base is so high, and they would not dare to let Su Daji, a weak woman, push up another holy statue to a height of nearly two meters. In case of an accident, a group of people would be in bad luck.

Qin Feng understood, "That's someone else."

Before Emperor Xin asked Qin Feng why, Fuxi suddenly said, "It's not appropriate to make a holy statue."

In front of a group of people, he stuffed the nearly [-]-jin holy image into his sleeve, and he suggested to Di Xinti, "Beauty and ugliness have their own preferences, and it is difficult to talk about it. Instead of being talked about, let Others misunderstood that the king is obsessed with the beauty of Nuwa, so it is better to remove the icon..."

Fuxi's eyes drifted to the spirit tablet of the shrine, and he said very spiritually, "The enshrining of the god tablet, the inscription written by the king himself can better show the respect for Nuwa Empress."

After finishing speaking, he brainwashed Di Xin, "A wise monarch will not be greedy for beauty, nor pursue false fame. When he looks back on his life, he will be proud of every decision he makes, and he will never be ashamed of his actions. The ancestors are worthy of thousands of miles, and love their own people."

Jin Lingmi's voice caught his ears, "Brother, why does this scene look familiar to me?"

When teaching love to younger brothers and sisters with my own seniors, there are similarities in the same way.

Qin Feng gave Jin Ling an angry look, and directly pulled him away. When there was no one around, Qin Feng said, "There is a change in the Heavenly Court, and the Western Sect will come to Chaoge soon. You pack up and go back to Biyou Palace. Take good care of your younger brothers and younger sisters, and don't let them run around."

Jin Ling asked in surprise, "Western sects want to come to Chaoge?"

She glanced at the main hall, lowered her voice and said to Qin Feng, "Many of our juniors and sisters are singing songs."

She's not stupid either, as soon as the Western sect comes, it's bound to steal the limelight from the Jie sect. She can bear it, but those disciples can't. They don't know what happened when they turn around.

Qin Feng's expression was very cold, "The catastrophe is ahead, and you can't protect yourself. Why care about the life and death of others? To put it bluntly, they stay in Chaoge for a lifetime of mediocrity, and it is difficult for them to achieve greatness. Rather than re-entering reincarnation after death, it is better to enter the list of gods. It can be regarded as immortal. It’s just that the way of gods is not as good as the way of immortality. It’s a good thing for those with shallow foundations to enter the heaven and get a god. "

Jin Ling understood. She stayed in Biyou Palace to take care of her disciples, and Qin Feng stayed in Chaoge to watch people. Grabbing with both hands is much more useful than blocking blindly.Originally, they didn't cut and teach many things in the Conferred Gods List. After a few years of staying in the house, it would be foolish to run out and jump up and down.She thought about going back to discuss with Wudang, preparing for the final exam, and exchanged information with Qin Feng on this side.

"Brother, have you persuaded Master?"

Mentioning Tongtian Qinfeng's eyes subconsciously softened, and his tone softened a lot, "You are the only one who is clever."

Jin Ling thought, that's natural, otherwise she wouldn't have joined the Jiejiao and become the second senior sister.Hippie smiled and asked, "Brother, there are rumors outside that brother has a concubine... Don't stare at me, I know brother doesn't. But to be honest, brother doesn't like it?"

Qin Feng avoided this question, "After so many years of practice, the seven emotions and six desires have long faded. If you ask me if there is anything I like, you are still talking about having a good time alone."

Jin Ling replied, "I don't care, I just think it's very tiring for my brother to work hard all day for the teaching."

I still have my juniors who can chat and talk heart-to-heart, the senior brother is putting on airs, and few in the teaching dare to be intimate with the senior brother. After so many years, the ancestor Hongyun is no longer in the prehistoric world, Xi and the empress are taking care of the family again, and the prince Changqin has become Enemy, senior brother doesn't have a friend who can talk, so it's uncomfortable to hold something in my heart.

She made up her mind to go back and tell Tongtian that Qin Feng is good, and let Tongtian spoil Qin Feng more.Say goodbye to Qin Feng happily, make an appointment to contact more things, set off to return to Biyou Palace, and go out to Chaoge to slap his head, "Look at my memory, I forgot Wen Zhong."

Jin Ling knew that Wen Zhong was not in Chaoge, and she didn't tell Qin Feng, so she changed the route halfway and went to Dongyi, intending to remind Wen Zhong not to let her apprentice mess around.

After many days, the Nuwa Palace was opened to the general public again. The palace was decorated with lanterns and festoons everywhere, resplendent and resplendent, showing the difference from the past. Shang Rong followed the crowd to the main hall, and saw that the main hall was completely new. On both sides, green smoke curled up, the curtains were deep, and it was very solemn. Di Xin took the incense from Su Daji and knelt down towards the altar with an indescribably serious expression.

Shang Rong didn't dare to make mistakes, and knelt down with Di Xin. After the ceremony was completed, Shang Rong raised his head subconsciously, a gust of wind blew past his ears, and gently lifted a corner of the curtain, only to see the spirit tablet standing upright in the light and shade, and the word "Nuwa" could be vaguely seen .

Shang Rong was dumbfounded, Empress Nuwa is not dead yet, did you set up the spirit card to curse her to die early?Before he could react, Di Xin touched Shang Rong's waist with both hands, squeezed it twice after finishing the work, and muttered, "It's quite thick."

Neither was Shang Rong screaming nor backing away, so he could only ask Di Xin dryly, "What is your Majesty doing?"

Di Xin said in awe-inspiring manner, "Touch your waist."

Hey, I just don't know how thin Daoist Qin Feng's waist is, and his stepfather likes to touch it.

After seeing the statue of Nuwa, Fuxi went back to Wa Palace without saying hello, with a spring breeze on his face, and said softly, "Sister, I'm back."

Nuwa sat on the seat with a blank expression, flicking the snake's tail, she knew exactly what happened, and due to the principle of brother Qing who can only pet and not scold, she resisted getting angry.

Knowing that his sister was angry, Fuxi advised Nuwa to look at the matter correctly, "Sister, don't be angry, mere humans are not worthy to look up to my sister's true face."

Nuwa: The small statues of Yuanshi next door are flying all over the sky, but you gave me a spirit card, dear brother!

When Shang Rong and Bigan lamented that Di Xin's sexual orientation was abused, and Nuwa suspected that her love brother had been pierced by the Dao of Heaven, the Western Sect and the Dragon Clan finally came late. The movement of their group was not small. Ziqi, Sanskrit sounds, auspicious clouds, and the noble and mysterious dragon clan are all available.The background music, the stage lighting, and the setting fit perfectly, and the human race below was taken aback for a moment. When he learned that this group of dragons were here to protect the country, Di Xin, who was blinded by the golden light, covered his eyes and turned to ask himself. Dear Uncle, "Who is the mascot of our merchants?"

Bigan froze for a moment, then replied, "Xuanniao."

A mysterious bird descended from the sky, descending into a merchant.Not getting along with the dragon clan, Di Xin pushed this group of guys with unknown origins for this reason, let alone the dragon, what happened to the group of bald heads?

After hearing this, Bilong girl said happily, "It's okay, I will take Yuanfeng's son as my concubine tomorrow."

She turned her head and shouted to the Dragon Clan behind, "Arrange that bald bird, I'm going into the bridal chamber tonight."

A group of dragon warriors moved in unison and their voices were loud and clear. The human race present was silent, and Bigan tried his best to wink at Emperor Xin.This group looks too cruel, let's not mess with it.

Di Xin didn't see it because of his bad eyesight. He rubbed his chin and suggested to Bilong, "It's so boring to accept one. If you want to accept it, you can accept a pair. It's a blessing for everyone, and I'm happy."

Girl Bilong thought about it, and agreed with Di Xin, "You're right."

She asked the Dragon Clan beside her, "The other son of Yuanfeng is Kong Xuan, right?"

The other party kindly reminded, "Patriarch, that Kong Xuan seems to have an affair with Lu Ya, the prince of the monster clan."

Girl Bilong didn't care, "It's okay, the two males can't lay eggs, so we'll take it together."

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