Those years when I was a senior teacher

March [-]th may be the most unhappy day for several saints. On this day, the Buddha statues of the Zhunti Taoist and the guiding Taoist were pushed away; on this day, the followers of Yuanshi Tianzun were taken away; Once again, the white chrysanthemum was offered.

She suspects that all her sons have brains, with Xuandu on the top, Xuanyuan in the middle, and Di Xin in the bottom, each of which can drive Nuwa to death.

Let’s talk about the Taoist Zhunti and the Taoist guide first. The two of them are the most angry when the Buddha statue is pushed. You must know that the Buddha statue is their face. It is shameful for them to be pushed down by a mortal emperor. Judging from the behavior of smashing Buddha statues, Di Xin believes in the scientific concept of development, bah, it is Di Xin who does not believe in gods and Buddhas.

It is very fatal for a human emperor not to believe in gods and Buddhas. He follows the example. The dressing style of women follows Queen Jiang, and the shirtless men follow Emperor Xin's style.It can be said that Di Xin and Queen Jiang are at the forefront of the Chaoge fashion circle.

Taoist Zhunti and Taoist Jieyin reacted immediately, and turned on the monitor to see if Di Xin was a spy sent by Chanjiao, but they found that Chanjiao was not beneficial, even though Dixin was not He smashed the statue of Yuanshi, but almost caught the people. Chaoge Daoist Temple turned into an empty room, extremely desolate.The Zhunti Taoist and the leading Taoist finished their music, comparing the two situations, I couldn't laugh anymore.

Add God Xin's sentence that I will make you the state religion after I finish the war. Compared with Western religions that tear down temples and smash Buddha statues, it seems that Western religions are even worse.

Di Xin is a very practical person. He does not care about teaching and human race. If he moves, he will be disrespectful to his ancestors. It is not good or bad. Western religion is different. It has nothing to do with human race at all.Not paying attention to Taoist Zhunti and the Taoist guide at all, Zhunti was annoyed, seeing that Di Xin was going to the Nuwa Palace to offer incense to Nuwa, he came up with a plan to show Di Xin some color.

So Zhunti painted the statue of Nuwa.

As a result, the heart of Emperor Xin Simu came flooding in. He sighed at the statue of Nuwa, and waved his hand when it was done, and asked people to dismantle the statue of Nuwa, replace it with a spiritual card and send white chrysanthemums to worship, and almost died prematurely. Premature overbirth.

Although the process was not what Zhunti thought, the result was smooth.

Nuwa was so angry that she was half dead, and she was furious in Wa Palace, "Nizi!"

The boy below was quiet, not daring to let out a breath, Lingzhuzi knelt at the front, don't look at Nuwa who is usually gentle and gentle, she and Fuxi are of the same species, accustomed to eating raw, and when she got angry, she slapped her tail on the ground and rattled , a pair of cut pupils turned into vertical pupils of snakes, coldly scanning the group of boys below, considering whether to swallow them all.

In order to save his life, Ling Zhuzi took the initiative to stand up and said that he would teach Di Xin a lesson. He asked Ying to go to the lower realm, but Nuwa's energy returned to her, and she still had reason. Go to Tangguan, wait for the opportunity to do it again."

It's not too late for a gentleman to take revenge for ten years, but your mother is still your mother.

Ling Zhuzi couldn't help regretting it when she heard it, whoever reincarnated well and recultivated, the reincarnation was completely abolished, it is better than the demon emperor who was reincarnated as a son, and he, a boy, would not become a cub after he went down.But all the words have been said, to refuse is to resign to Nuwa, so I have to accept it.

Nuwa still likes Lingzhu very much, and now Lingzhu took the initiative to find a place for Nuwa. Master is the backer.

When the people retreated, Nuwa put her arms around Fuxi's small waist and acted like a baby. The two snake tails were sticky. Nuwa lay in Fuxi's arms and said, "Brother, I'm not happy."

Fuxi stroked Nuwa's black hair, and his voice was so gentle that water dripped out, "Sister, don't worry, I'll chop up this Dixin later and give my sister extra meals."

Brother Qing is always so considerate when he speaks. Nuwa and Fuxi stayed together for a while, discussing the dirty things between the next few saints, especially the goddamn bastard. Considering that the destiny cannot be violated, Nuwa successfully persuaded Fuxi, decided to find an unlucky guy to be an accelerator, and send the wealthy merchants to their end as soon as possible.

So who is lucky enough to be lucky enough to be drawn by Nuwa?

Since Nuwa didn't have a bunch of disciples like Sanqing and the others, she knew that Qin Feng was a big fool. After much deliberation, she decided to rely on her natal family.

But there is another problem here, the current monster race is not a child without father and mother, who lives with Nuwa, since the Eastern Emperor Taiyi entered the Great Wilderness, all the monster race have the motivation to practice, that is, they were born 3000 years earlier and entered for free. Great wilderness.

Huuuuuuu, the qualifications to go to the Great Wilderness are getting higher and higher, the cultivation base is a celestial being, and the academic qualifications start from the self-examination graduate school.

Nuwa is also very practical, she wants to go to the Great Wilderness without that ability, the entrance to the Great Wilderness is in the Heavenly Court, if she wants to go there, she has to climb up to the Heavenly Court by herself and ascend to immortality, why is she called Nuwa to help, dreaming.You were born 3000 years earlier, and those who could enter the Great Wilderness 3000 years ago were ruthless characters at the level of demon generals. You were born 3000 years earlier, either a little demon or a dead demon.

But it is said that flying into a fairy card killed a large number of monsters with low qualifications, such as the three monsters in Xuanyuan Tomb.

Not to mention that Xuanyuan erected a grave when he was not dead, and the three demons were summoned by the demon banners to come to the Wa Palace to meet Nuwa.Instead, he said righteously, "Chengtang is about to run out, and the Western Zhou Dynasty will be prosperous. You wait to go to Chaoge to join forces with others, to do justice for the sky, and to help Xiqi destroy the merchants. After the event is completed, you can cultivate a positive result."

The three demons were very excited when they heard this, listen, this is doing justice for the sky, the last time they were doing justice for the sky was in the Human Emperor's period, and the group of fellow clansmen who were doing justice for the sky all went to the wilderness.If they act for the heavens, the first class will be safe.

One of the reasons why Nuwa chose the Three Demons was that the Three Demons had embarrassing aptitudes. Those who were more powerful than them were ready to work hard. They would be admitted to the Great Wilderness in the next 3000 years, and they would start in 6000 years. As for the Three Demons, their qualifications were not bad, and their cultivation for a thousand years was so-so. It’s a bit close to entering the Great Wilderness. According to the original progress, it is estimated that it will take 4000 years to repair. Who is willing to do so? Now there is a chance to earn merits. If you put together, you may be able to enter the Great Wilderness. The three monsters don’t even think about it accepted.

The most important thing is that these three monsters seem to be out of their minds.Yaozu has always been good at fighting and fighting. If they don't go to Xiqi to be a general, they go to Chaoge to be a traitor. It seems that they are tricky.But the three monsters don't think so, they only think that they will be seated in first class if they listen to Empress Nuwa, why do they think so much.

When the Three Demons left happily, Fuxi's figure appeared behind the curtain with a thoughtful expression on his face. Nuwa thought that Fuxi was still thinking about Di Xin, and based on the principle that my loving brother coaxed me, and I wanted to pamper my brother, Rou Said, "It's such a big deal, bro, don't think about it."

I don't want Fuxi to look serious, "It's very important, my sister's golden body has been destroyed, so Emperor Xin used the pretext of reshaping her younger sister's golden body to recruit Su Hu's daughter into Chaoge. If Su Hu's daughter looks ordinary, wouldn't it be let People all over the world laugh at my sister."

Nu Wa twitched her lips, "I still believe Di Xin's words."

Yadi Xin is lustful, so make a fuss about her.My brother is insidious and cunning, why can't he see through this matter.

Fu Xi spoke eloquently, and said, "It's better to believe it or not, my sister, wait a minute, I'll go to Chaoge in the lower realm, and personally build a golden body for my sister."

After saying that, Fuxi dragged his snake's tail and left. Nuwa was stunned for a long time. Is her brother really here?

After a while, the spirit beads returned to the main hall, the young man held a magic weapon and said timidly, "Mother, I'm leaving."

Nu Wa nodded, then said again, "Wait a minute, come with me..."

Nuwa calculated with her fingers, this Lingzhu and Daoist Taiyi have a master-student relationship, the boy under her seat and Yuanshi's apprentice don't know, what's the matter.If she brings someone to Yuxu Palace and tells Yuanshi, senior brother, my boy is having an affair with your apprentice, and we will be in-laws.

Use the tip of the snake's tail to think that Yuan Shi would be sneering and sarcastic, saying that she, Nu Wa, is trying to get along with her.Are you kidding her that Nuwa is this kind of demon?There was a sense of injustice in Nuwa's heart, and she snorted coldly, "Let's not go to Yuxu Palace, but to Biyou Palace. Which monster do you like, I will decide for you."

When Ling Zhuzi heard that she was going to Biyou Palace to pick a wife, she said happily, "Can I choose Daoist Duobao?"

When she becomes Qin Feng's daughter-in-law, she will be Fuxi's Emperor Jun and his teacher's wife, and Ren Yuan and Ren Bian will have to rub it on their own.

Nuwa didn't think much about it, she closed her slender hands and said domineeringly, "Naturally."

I want to worship Daoist Duobao as my teacher, yes.

In addition, the three demons who left the palace, Nuwa Empress gave orders, how dare the three demons refuse to obey, and rushed to Chaoge non-stop. I heard that Di Xin was not doing his job properly, and liked to promote untouchables to become officials. The three demons were interested. Oracle and the others I don't study well, but they are good at fighting, so it is appropriate to be a military commander.Now gearing up, waiting outside Chaoge, ready to sign up for the martial arts test.

Yushi Pipajing was so excited that she wished to go on stage to perform a chest crushing boulder for Di Xin. When the two sisters got the money to buy a house and the land deed to live in their new home, Yushi Pipajing lay on the bed and realized it, thinking about it for a long time. I always felt that something was wrong, so I woke up my two sisters in the middle of the night.

"Sister, are we going the wrong way?"

The Nine-Headed Pheasant will be the sleepiest this time, holding his fluffy fox tail and muttering, "That's right, you're right, big sister."

The thousand-year-old vixen drools while hugging the arms of the nine-headed pheasant. The thousand-year-old vixen, whose dream of eating chicken has been spoiled, is upset and accuses Yushi Pipa of having long hair and short-sightedness. , Turn around and fight Xiqi, it's easy to get cold feet."

Yushi Pipa said, "But the three of us are all mothers."

It can't be said that, it should be said that the two older sisters are both female, she can be both male and female, if she is not afraid of other monsters saying that she is close to a rich woman, she is now a little face.

The thousand-year-old vixen said in a bad mood, "What's wrong with the mother, the empress Nuwa is also the mother, she is still a saint, the empress Changxi, the empress Xuannv, which one is worse, there is still a woman in the Shang clan who is good to set an example, and she is usually called If you don’t want to read more books, it will be embarrassing. Do you know why I am your sister and you are my sister? It’s because I’m smarter than you and I read more books than you. Sleep with me now, and you’ll be there later Sister shouted that no one should fall asleep, keep your spirits up, and we will go to the martial arts arena in a few days. I promise, as long as your chest smashing trick is used, I guarantee that Di Xin will be fascinated by you."

The jade pipa spirit thought it made sense when she heard it, so she obediently made a pillow for the thousand-year-old vixen, and when she fell asleep in a daze, she dreamed that Di Xin was hammering herself with a sledgehammer, shouting while hammering.

"Eighty, eighty."

The author has something to say: A thousand-year-old vixen: I bought a house, I took the civil service exam, and I threw my head and blood for a businessman. Why do you say I eat soft food!

Women are good: There is a well-documented (Oracle bone inscription) in Chinese history as the first female military commander. The status of women in the Shang Dynasty was quite high.

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