Those years when I was a senior teacher

Di Xin is a wonderful thing.

This is the consensus of all officials in Chaoge.

This king has been very smart since he was a child. The specific manifestation is that he made a mistake and quickly dumped the pot. When he bickered with others, he could make the other party half dead. If there is nothing to do, I will go to the bear one-on-one, and I will come back with the leopard tiger and tell his mother that I will have an extra meal today.

Poor Zishou's mother is a weak woman, she sleeps well and wakes up with a dead bear, a leopard, and a wolf on the bedside, her eyeballs and brains popping out, which almost scares her to death.

In the eyes of his father, Emperor Yi, Zishou's behavior is filial piety, and it is a good thing to respect and love his mother.

So when asked who would inherit the Datong, Emperor Yi blurted out that it was Zishou.

If you have to get to the bottom of it, it was Tai Shi and Di Yi who contradicted each other, saying that Zi Shou was still a concubine when her mother gave birth to her first son.

These days reincarnation is really a science, it is born by one father and one mother, and they are divided into concubines, so it can't be called a fucking life.

Sometimes it is really terrible if the upper beam is not straight and the lower beam is crooked. It’s fine if the son is like this, and the ministers who follow him are also this kind of virtue, which is simply hopeless.In addition, it can also be seen from this incident that brain damage is not only inherited, but also contagious.

All in all, Zishou skipped two elder brothers, successfully became the prince, and became the king smoothly after Diyi burped his fart. Of course, this meeting will not be called Zishou, but Dixin.

Di Xin, who became a great king, began to show his ambitions, and soon showed his ability and means.A hot-blooded man should fight on the battlefield and serve the country. In a word, fight.

He led the army to attack Dongyi and extended the frontier of the Shang Dynasty to the lower valley of the Yellow River.Logically speaking, this is a good thing, but it is too expensive to fight a war, and the government and the opposition are against it. The problem is that Di Yi, who can hold Di Xin, has already gone to see his ancestors. No one can control Di Xin, the only one Grand Master Wen Zhong, who was able to challenge Di Xin, fought with him in the past, and almost pissed off the other courtiers.

It was agreed to treat the thorn head together, whoever bows his head first is a dog, why did you kneel down and lick it first.

Wen Zhong said that Di Xin did nothing wrong. The former king said he wanted to fight Dongyi when he was alive, and now Di Xin has defeated him. This shows that he has inherited his father's wishes and is a good boy. The rear is not your problem at all. He also said bad things about my Emperor Xin, reflect on it!

A single matter of sending troops will not be complained about by others. When Di Xin came back from the battle, the minister said that the treasury was empty and we could not pay our wages. I quit and wanted to resign and go home.

Di Xin's courtiers were left behind by his father, Di Yi. As the saying goes, one emperor has one courtier. The ministers are used to dealing with Di Yi's ink marks, and when Di Xin comes up, they still use the original method to compete with Di Xin.But Di Xin is not an old fritter like his father, who is used to whitewashing the balance. He has long been unhappy with these bastards, and now he says he wants to resign.Di Xin readily agreed, turned around and kicked the man, and brought up some fresh meat.

The ministers were dumbfounded, and they agreed that it was just a joke, why did you come to be serious, just kick us out, and give a group of unscrupulous people an official position, which is shaking the ancestors' family law and embarrassing our world officials.

Di Xincai didn't care who he was embarrassing, he led this group of poor children to embark on the second battle. He had no money to increase taxes, and he had no food to ask the people. He saw that there were no copper mines in Dongyi, and everyone had mines in their homes. .

If this is the case, he will not be favored by the group of guys in the sky. As the new generation of emperors, Di Xin has shown that he is different from his father in every aspect.

These days, great kings like to pray to gods and worship Buddha. Tortoise shells are burned one after another, and they have to burn one for everything. The tortoise shells are not enough to burn animal bones. The platform is almost growing grass.That's not to mention, in the past, sacrifices always had to kill a prisoner to sacrifice to heaven. Di Xin took down Dongyi, but didn't take the prisoners back to worship their ancestors, and directly recruited them into the army.The reason is that Di Xin felt that it would be a pity to kill the monster, and it would be more cost-effective to pull him over to fight.

The ministers shed bitter tears, war is cost-effective, why don't you say that living is a waste of food, ten captives have ten mouths, and three thousand captives are three thousand mouths. If you are poor, forget it.

Fortunately, Emperor Xinya Guila treated his ancestors very respectfully.The expression of respect is that when Shang Rong said that he was asked to worship the ancestors, he would worship the ancestors, and Di Xin would not listen to him in other respects.Today, Shang Rong jumped out to remind Di Xin.Speaking of your majesty, tomorrow will be the fifteenth day of the third lunar month, and we will celebrate the birthday of Empress Nuwa, wishing her eternal youth and beauty like a flower.

Di Xin, who doesn't like to listen to myths, asked a very practical question, is Empress Nuwa better than our grand master?

His emperor Xin Ri is always in the sun, and he is not afraid of anyone when he sees him, but he is afraid of the grand master Wen Zhong.

Probably because he felt that Di Xin's cultural class was really failing. As a teacher, he was ashamed of the previous king. Shang Rong was silent for a long time before replying, "Nuwa Empress can mend the sky, can our grand master do it?"

Di Xin said straightforwardly, "Why not, I am the Son of Heaven, your Heaven, and the grand master assisting me is to mend the sky."

Shang Rong once again realized Di Xin's ability to tell lies, comparing you with Empress Nuwa, it's embarrassing.For this reason, Shang Rong chased after Di Xin's buttocks to fill up the history of mythology for Di Xin. When talking about Nuwa Empress, Balabala, etc., focus on it. Nuwa Empress is the most holy human race and our ancestor. Followed to the harem, until Di Xin put his arms around Empress Jiang's waist to play kisses, Shang Rong had to stop talking, and said goodbye with a livid face.

He swore that if he continued talking, Di Xin would definitely perform a live erotic palace in front of him.

Troubled, because of Shang Rong's ancestral words, Di Xin still swayed in a chariot to the Nuwa Palace. The palace is some distance away from the Nuwa Palace. Feeling annoyed, I looked around.It is rare for the emperor to go on a tour, inside and outside the Chaoge, there are lights and festoons, and every family burns incense to set up a case. Di Xin watched the meeting and saw a large crowd with bald heads, standing out from a flock of chickens, which was particularly dazzling. Also enter Chaoge."

Huang Feihu was very wronged, "My lord, these are the congregants of the Western religion, not captives."

Dixin failed in the history of mythology, so he knew that his grand master was a cut-off teacher. The eyes of the Western teaching were smeared, and he saw some Western teaching on his own site. He immediately questioned the situation of the Western teaching and learned that the Western teaching is incense. In the heyday, there were many worshippers and guides, praying for the safety of their sons and so on, and Di Xin became interested. "If you ask for it, will it be available?"

Huang Feihu still came from his wife's random thoughts about the situation of Western religion. When his wife said it was very effective, he believed it and told Di Xin verbatim.After listening to Di Xin, he turned around and went to the temple.

Looking for a boy?

The majestic emperor came, and the monks in the temple were all very excited. They stood at the door to welcome Di Xin. When he entered, he was already upset, and after he wandered around the hall, he heard Shang Rong explain the situation of the Western Sect completely, and waved his hand, "It will be demolished, and someone will take it away."

Shang Rong panicked. Di Xin really didn't play his cards according to common sense. He hurriedly stopped him, "My lord, these are all members of the Western religion, not bad people."

Di Xin blocked back with one sentence, "I tell you, believers of the Western religion, these are my people, and I have the final say on life and death!"

What the hell, there isn't even a single woman in the whole temple, and it's like saving all sentient beings, it's almost like cheating men.

In Di Xin's view, a group of good young people don't farm and fight wars to have children, but spend all day in the house knocking on wooden fish and chanting scriptures.

Seeing with his own eyes that the golden bodies of Taoist Zhunti and Taoist escort were pushed away, Di Xin nodded in satisfaction, got on the chariot and continued to move forward.After passing the temple of the Western religion, I encountered a Taoist temple explaining the teaching again. There was a row of Taoist priests in front of the stone lion. This time, before Huang Feihu could speak, Di Xin said, "Demolish."

Shang Rong shouted loudly, "Your Majesty can't do it, Human Emperor Xuanyuan is a disciple of Chanjiao. In the past, when the witch tribe invaded the human race, it was Chanjiao who helped them. Without Chanjiao, there would be no human race today."

Di Xin rubbed his chin with a troubled expression on his face, "I fought against Dongyi in order to unify the world. Now that my troops are depleted, I urgently need to expand them. If Chanjiao knew about my difficulties, he wouldn't blame me. Wait until I pacify the Central Plains. I regard Chanjiao as the state religion, and I don’t forget the kindness of Chanjiao today. If people take it away, the Taoist temple will not be demolished."

After Di Xin had finished speaking, what else could Shang Rong say, watching the group of Taoist priests being thrown into the group of monks with a numb face, the former rivals were now tearful, Shang Rong watched the chariot go away, and knelt down with a plop On the ground, "Yuqing Tianzun forgives the sin."

Hey, his king is a devil.

After finally moving to Nuwa Palace, the team doubled in size. They were all crowded in front of the gate of Nuwa Palace, making a lot of noise. Shang Rong wiped his face and pushed his way from the crowd to Di Xin with difficulty. He straightened his clothes and Di Xin Popular science on the situation of Nuwa Palace, "The Nuwa Empress never set up a religion, and there are few people in Nuwa Palace."

So stop robbing people.

Hearing Shang Rong's words, Di Xin really didn't rob people anymore, he took the incense from the boy, pretended to worship, when a wind of incense blew, just in time to lift up the curtain, revealing the holy image of Empress Nuwa, Di Xin raised his eyes and saw that the statue of Nuwa seemed to come to life suddenly, graceful and graceful, with a well-proportioned body, a face like a lotus, and eyes like autumn water. He looked at Di Xin with a smile, and Di Xin froze in place for a long time, not moving for a long time.

Shang Rong, who had learned the lesson twice, panicked, and hurriedly brainwashed Di Xin, "Since the beginning of the world, Empress Nuwa has been born. She has practiced for thousands of years... the human race has been born for tens of thousands of years."

Nuwa is very old, don't look at her tender face, she is actually an old woman, don't be harsh, my lord.

Di Xin pressed his chest subconsciously, "Empress Nuwa is worthy of being the holiest of the human race. When I see her, it's like seeing my own mother."

Shang Rong: What about the face!

This is really not Emperor Xin's nonsense. The ancestor of the Shang clan was Qie, and Qie's grandfather was the Yellow Emperor. It can be said that Di Xin and Nu Wa have an irreconcilable relationship with Yaozu, and it is always right to call Mom.

Everyone is a descendant of Nuwa, what's wrong with shouting mother?

Di Xin is a rebellious person, and he is quite filial. After treating Nuwa Empress as his own mother, he immediately picked and choosed Nuwa Palace. It is just a mud embryo made of mud. Whether the quality is good or not is one thing. Without the blessing of the fragrance, the mud embryo will immediately reveal its original shape, which is ugly in a word.

Di Xin was not happy about it, his mother was the most beautiful, and the mud embryo was not his mother, so he asked people to remove the holy image and replace it with a spiritual tablet to enshrine Nuwa Empress. Empress Nuwa.

Shang Rong couldn't understand Di Xin's actions. He followed Di Xin with a sullen face. After Di Xin finished worshiping, he put the white chrysanthemum on the altar, followed Di Xin back to the court like a wandering soul, thinking for a long time on the way Di Xin tapped the table to make a decision.

"Assemble the most beautiful women in the world, and I want to reshape the golden body for Empress Nuwa."

Fei Zhong said, "Your Majesty, I have heard that Su Hu's daughter is unparalleled in beauty and has a gentle and virtuous temperament. If Su Hu's daughter is used as a model, the name of Nuwa Empress will surely be known to all people in the world."

Di Xin nodded in satisfaction, "This plan is very good."

Shang Rong: Ah, it's getting dark, let Shang die.

The author has something to say: Dao of Heaven: Give you a different King Zhou, are you surprised, surprised, happy?

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Hey Mr. Count...Forget it, give out red envelopes today

King Zhou is a posthumous title, which is only used after death. Di Xin is a way of addressing businessmen, which is considered a respectful title. Di Xin's real name is Zishou or Shoude. So how does Xiqi call the boss of the enemy camp? The answer is Shang Wangshou.

The character of Di Xin has changed, I made it up based on unofficial history, and a little gossip, during Di Xin's reign, he promoted a large number of non-official officials, including Fei Lian and Elai.These two are the ancestors of Qin, that is, the ancestors of Zu Longda.Zhou destroyed Shang, and how many years later the courtiers of Shang Dynasty ruled the world and established Qin. The history is really interesting.