Those years when I was a senior teacher

The dignified national treasure has been reduced to a street performer bear, and the hardships are not humane. After making enough money for the next meal, Tang Sanzang said goodbye to Qin Feng, and led a monkey, a dragon, a pig, and a bear on the road.

Qin Feng felt that Tang Sanzang was less like learning Buddhist scriptures in the Western Paradise, and more like going out for a walk with his dog.After thinking about it, he felt that it was wrong to say that it was wrong to go out for a walk with the dog, and finally changed to go back to his mother's house.

After a while, Tang Sanzang gained a strong general, and Qin Feng gained a singer.Everyone is happy, as for what the ancestors think, it doesn't matter...

Tang Sanzang named the newly joined pig demon Zhu Bajie, and originally planned to become a senior brother, but Xiao Bailong was not happy about it, "Obviously I came first."

Zhu Bajie said, "I heard it all. You call me Master Shengseng. What kind of brother are you?"

Xiao Bailong, "First come, first served, I am earlier than you, the position of senior brother should belong to me."

Tang Sanzang never liked to take care of these trivial matters.Leading the ancestors to walk ahead, Xiaobailong and Zhu Bajie had a quarrel, and in the end Monkey King's piercing eyes were really about to get angry.

He was the first to come.

As soon as Qin Feng left, Sun Wukong didn't throw away his face and quarreled with the dragon pig, so he had to cast his eyes on Tang Sanzang, hoping that Tang Sanzang would clean up the two.

Sure enough, Tang Sanzang turned his head back, and he said to Monkey King, "I'm hungry."

Sun Wukong was furious, "My old grandson is not your disciple who you call around."

Tang Sanzang, "But my purse is with you."

The two weirdos who were still arguing stopped talking and looked at Monkey King in unison.

No, why did the master's purse have to be handed over to the Great Sage.

With Tang Sanzang's words, Sun Wukong's waist straightened, he snapped his fingers, and the somersaulting cloud in the sky came at him at any time. Monkey King turned over and jumped onto the somersaulting cloud, and triumphantly said, "You are smart."

Tang Sanzang looked at Longzhu calmly, "Is there something wrong?"

Zhu Bajie opened his mouth and shut it again.

Hey, the master's eyes are so fierce.

With the presence of Monkey King, Tang Sanzang's food has achieved a qualitative leap. In the past, he could only live on dry food, but now he has a hot meal, and occasionally there are lychees from Lingnan and oranges from Jiangnan.After a while, Tang Sanzang's face rounded a bit.

The courier sent by the brother, no, the bodyguard is really nice.

Along with eating and drinking, Tang Sanzang took in another apprentice, who he said was the general of the curtain of heaven, who later committed a crime and was demoted to the lower realm.After listening to the comments, Xiao Bailong said, "It's too miserable for you to be an official."

If they were not careful, they would die. One became a pig, and the other could only live by hiding in the river.

Sha Wujing is more honest and doesn't dare to fight with his senior brother Xiao Bailong, but Zhu Bajie is not. He knows very well that Xiao Bailong is a mascot, and it doesn't matter if he is bullied.So he challenged Xiao Bailong, "I don't think you, the third prince of the dragon, are not very good."

A dragon and a pig quarreled again, Sun Wukong got dizzy when he heard it, and went around to open the way for Tang Sanzang. When a group of inhuman things reached Baihuling, Tang Sanzang looked at the sun and said earnestly, "Wukong..."

I'm hungry.

Sun Wukong rubbed his itchy ears with a look of disgust, "I know, I know."

He was about to go to Chang'an to buy food, when a young girl came from a distance, claiming to be a nearby farmer, who was delivering food to his father in the field, and seeing Tang Sanzang was very enthusiastic, she opened her mouth and said, "Holy monk."

In the wilderness, a weak and helpless little girl suddenly ran out, no matter how you looked at it, it was strange.Sun Wukong showed his golden cudgel and protected Tang Sanzang behind him, "Be careful, she was transformed by a monster."

The girl wanted to cry when she heard Sun Wukong's words, and she was not afraid of Sun Wukong's ugly face, so she complained to Tang Sanzang, "I saw that you guys are tired, and I was kind enough to talk to you, why are you scolding people for no reason?"

Putting his palms together, Tang Sanzang first reprimanded Monkey King for his behavior, "Don't mess around."

Sun Wu said airily, "My old grandson has piercing eyes and can misread demons!"

Before the girl had any fun, Tang Sanzang said, "The poor monk is indeed a monk, but the poor monk is a little unclear. The poor monk has neither shaved nor cassock. How does the benefactor know that the poor monk is chanting Buddha?"

Now the girl couldn't laugh anymore, so Monkey King stood there and laughed.

Tang Sanzang also said, "You claim to be a farmer nearby, and you expect to go to the market on weekdays and meet people in the city. The female benefactor, the long eyebrows are a popular style during the Daye period, and have been outdated for a long time."

The girl subconsciously touched between her brows, and when she touched it, she realized that she didn't have thrushes at all when she went out today, so she was anxious and annoyed, "You lie to me."

Tang Sanzang shook his head, "The noble lady in Chang'an has such wide eyebrows, the poor monk never lied to you."

But lied or not, anyway, the girl has no credibility in front of Tang Sanzang, seeing Monkey King staring at him like a tiger, and Tang Sanzang not moving like a mountain, she had to leave angrily, before leaving, she said, "Just wait and see."

When she turned into an old woman and came to look for it again, Tang Sanzang looked at it carefully for a long time, making her confused, and asked in an old voice, "Strong man?"

Tang Sanzang withdrew his gaze, "The poor monk is done watching."

She didn't understand at first, but seeing the snickering expressions of Sun Wukong and the others, there was nothing she didn't understand. She didn't even pretend to be, straightened her back and asked, "How did you see that!"

Tang Sanzang said, "Your clothes are too new. At this age, unless it is a festival or the family is rich, most old people rarely have new clothes."

This speech made her speechless, and she ran away without saying a word.After running back to the Bone Cave, Bone Essence became more and more annoyed as she thought about it, thinking that she was also Mrs. Bone after all, and she was in charge of the entire Baihu Ridge, but she was being played around by a stinky monk.The Bone Demon was really not reconciled, so he simply turned into an old man, dressed up seriously for a long time, and even recited a great compassion curse, thinking to himself what to say this time.

Tang Sanzang only said one sentence, "Benefactor, there are only three things."

The White Bone Demon was really angry, ignoring the presence of several killing gods, pointing at Tang Sanzang and scolding, "You are insane."

How many years she has lived, there are people who scolded monsters when they saw her, and people who disliked her in the land, but this Tang Sanzang regarded himself as a lunatic, and choked her to death with every sentence he said.

Tang Sanzang laughed instead, and the Bone Demon was terrified by Tang Sanzang's laughter, "What are you laughing at?"

Tang Sanzang said sincerely, "The poor monk thought the donor was cute, so he laughed when he wanted to."

The bone spirit said, "Didn't you hear what the hairy monkey said, I'm a monster."

Tang Sanzang nodded, with a meaning in his eyes, so what?

Bai Gujing couldn't speak, so he simply found a place to sit down and watched their master and apprentice eat. The steaming steamed buns seemed to have just been taken out of the steamer. Those rich people travel exactly the same way.

Bone Essence had inexplicable teeth itching, and when they finished their meal and were ready to go on the road, Bone Essence didn't know what to do, so he followed far behind with a look of resentment on his face. When they were about to leave Baihu Ridge, Tang Sanzang finally turned around, "Is there anything else the benefactor can do?"

The White Bone Essence got the courage from somewhere, and said to Tang Sanzang, "It is said that one bite of Tang Monk's meat can make you live forever, and today I will..."

Sun Wukong showed his golden cudgel and smashed it at the foot of Bone Demon. The Bone Demon kept talking, and finally closed his mouth and looked at Tang Sanzang without speaking.

She also admitted that she was beaten to death by Monkey King, but the reality is that this group of people completely treat her like a monkey, no, the monkey is right next to her, and treat her like a lunatic.

Tang Sanzang went forward and chatted with Monkey King, and asked about the origin of the bone spirit, Monkey King was very dismissive, "What kind of monster is a pile of bones turned into a spirit."

Tang Sanzang looked a little dignified, and asked the Bone Demon, "Were you a human being in life?"

The White Bone Demon didn't want to talk to Tang Sanzang, because he made her lose face, but Tang Sanzang kept asking again and again, and she said angrily, "I want you to take care of it!"

Tang Sanzang said, "The poor monk heard people say that if a person dies with grievances and grievances, is buried for a long time without decay, and the soul stays in the body, he will become a zombie. The donor does not want to reincarnate, but has a wish unfulfilled?"

The white bone demon was so angry that he didn't even put on his skin, and turned into his original shape to kill Tang Sanzang, "Shut up!"

She wished she could tear Tang Sanzang's mouth apart, but there was a Monkey King next to him, who almost killed the Bone Demon with a stick.In desperation, the Bone Demon could only run away with injuries, and gave Tang Sanzang a bitter look before leaving.

Tang Sanzang's expression was quite different from just now, Zhu Bajie didn't think much, and competed with Monkey King, "What Monkey King, you can't even kill a bunch of skeletons."

Sun Wukong stuck the golden cudgel to Zhu Bajie's feet, he just saw that Tang Sanzang was thinking about Bai Gujing, so he spared her life, now that Zhu Bajie is in trouble, Monkey King is worried that he has no place to exercise his muscles, "Come and compete with my old grandson. "

Zhu Bajie yelled, "Master, this monkey hit someone."

"Are you human?"

After making a fuss for a long time, Monkey King stopped, and said to Tang Sanzang, "Don't think too much, my old grandson asked about the land, this Baihuling was robbed many years ago, and there was no one alive in the whole village, and that bone spirit is one of them. Listen Said that she died so badly that she was full of resentment, the land saw her pitiful, and wanted to send her to reincarnation, but she committed a murder, the underworld refused to accept her, and finally imprisoned in Baihuling, let her fend for herself."

Seeing Tang Sanzang's expression, Sun Wukong knew that the monk wanted to convert the Bone Essence, so he kindly persuaded him, "It would be a waste of help if you go, as long as she bites you, her mana will increase greatly, and it will harm the people of one side, and it will only add to the murder."

Tang Sanzang thought for a moment, then looked at Monkey King, "The poor monk would like to ask you for a favor."

Sun Wukong didn't know how much he was sullen on weekdays, but now Tang Sanzang suddenly begged himself, Sun Wukong was happy in his heart, and his face was even more smug, "My old grandson is not your apprentice..."

"The cassock and the tin staff are yours to take."

Sun Wukong was upset, "Is my grandson such a person?"

He really couldn't get used to Tang Sanzang's appearance, so he said angrily, "Okay, okay, my old grandson will help you, what do you want?"

Tang Sanzang showed a little smile on his face, his eyes were extremely determined, "The poor monk wants to learn magic with you, and go to transform Miss Bai."

"If you can't cross it in one day, then it will take ten days. If you can't cross it in ten days, it will take a hundred years. The purpose of the poor monk's study is to convert the world. If the white girl is harmful to the poor monk, then give up. The poor monk and those who are greedy for life and afraid of death What's the difference between older generations?"

Zhu Bajie's blood boiled when he heard it, and he couldn't help but want to say yes, Xiao Bailong said blankly, "It's over, if the master becomes the disciple of the Great Sage, why don't I call the Great Master when I see the Great Sage."

Zhu Bajie: It seems to be very reasonable.

Learning magic is not something that can be accomplished in a short while. Sun Wukong first helped Tang Sanzang to collect the bone spirit, but the captured bone spirit was naturally unwilling. Seeing that Tang Sanzang wanted to transform himself, he laughed at Tang Sanzang, "What a holy monk, fake mercy."

Tang Sanzang's expression remained unchanged, "The poor monk has already known the deeds of the benefactor."

Bone Demon's complexion changed, and he said coldly, "What's the use of knowing, I've already killed the man, I took revenge on myself, and I'm willing to be a monster."

Tang Sanzang explained the truth to Baigujing, "The donor is obsessed. The bandits killed the villagers of Baihuling, and they deserved their death. If they were still alive, the poor monk would turn them away to the Yamen. The poor monk didn't think there was anything wrong with the donor's revenge. It's not the right way to get revenge."

Bone Demon's face softened a little, and he looked at the poor monk, "Oh, tell me, what's wrong with me."

Tang Sanzang said, "A benefactor should not kill the enemy with his own hands. There are thousands of ways to take revenge. Let yourself be stained with blood, commit murder, and ruin your bright future. It is the most stupid."

"The safest way is to report to the government. If you don't want to find some heartbroken grass, you will fall into dreams every night and disturb their peace..."

Tang Sanzang reported one by one, but Zhu Bajie and the others were dumbfounded. Master, you are the number one eminent monk in the Tang Dynasty.

Not only Zhu Bajie and the others looked at him with admiration, but also the Bone Demon was very surprised. Hearing the end, the Bone Demon's tone was free, "You said that you will be reborn as their son in the next life, and you will lose all your property and empty their coffins."

She actually felt very good.

Tang Sanzang looked merciful, "What the poor monk says does not follow the rules of the underworld, and only stands on the theory of karma."

There is no way, I went to the underworld too many times before, and I went through the regulations of hell in my spare time.

Bai Gujing was really moved, but it was useless to talk about it now, she only hated Tang Sanzang for being born so late, which caused her to meet the good teacher in her life only now.The Bone Demon was very pious, "I also ask the master to give me some guidance."

Tang Sanzang said, "Cultivation will lead to positive results."

Bai Gujing didn't hear what Tang Sanzang was saying, Xiuguo, she didn't even have a skeleton, so where did the fruit come from?

Tang Sanzang gave the Bone Essence a popular science guide to the gods, "the benefactor does not know something, there must be a cause and effect in all things, if the benefactor cultivates a pair of golden bones, he can explain it to the Jade Emperor when he is in the immortal class in the future. , go down to earth to experience the calamity. Ying Jie probably has something to do with you..."

Before Tang Sanzang finished speaking, the White Bone Demon already understood, and there were only two little stars in his eyes, "Holy Monk, you are my morning star."

Sun Wukong really wanted to tell Bone Essence that with her qualifications, she would not be able to enter the Heavenly Court after tens of thousands of years of cultivation.

Before he finished despising the bone spirit, the bone spirit kowtowed to Tang Sanzang, "Master, please be respected by your disciples."

...can enter.

The newcomer, Bone Demon, is the fourth child. He has the same virtue as Sha Wujing, humbly facing the Buddha, and memorizing scriptures all day long. The difference is that Sha Wujing wants to jump to the west, while Bone Demon wants to enter the heaven.Although the purpose is different, the process is still the same, and the memorization is over.

The way to learn the scriptures still has to go, except for the wilderness, and occasionally passing through towns.Several people passed through Fengxian County this day, planning to rest for one night before leaving.

Under the guidance of Tang Sanzang, Bone King often served the people in the middle of the night on the way to learn the scriptures. She was not good at fighting, and she was good at running away.Tonight, the bone spirit said he was going out again, but Tang Sanzang didn't think much about it.One night passed, and the Bone Demon didn't come back at breakfast, Tang Sanzang was worried.

Sun Wukong knew what Tang Sanzang was thinking, so he kicked Zhu Bajie who was eating fiercely beside him, "Idiot, go find your Fourth Junior Sister."

Zhu Bajie was unhappy, "Why should I go..."

Tang Sanzang frowned slightly, Zhu Bajie was reluctant to shut up, walked away with the remaining steamed buns on the table, and staggered away.

After Zhu Bajie left, Tang Sanzang and others found out that something was wrong with Fengxian County. He came late last night and Tang Sanzang didn't see the situation clearly. When he woke up today, Tang Sanzang saw dead trees and willows outside, and the bed of the moat was cracked.Seeing the people sighing again, Tang Sanzang asked the shopkeeper, "But what happened?"

The shopkeeper fiddled with the abacus without raising his head, "Go outside and have a look."

Xiao Bailong ran for a trip, and when he came back, he was shocked, "Master, there are two suns in the sky."

Sun Wukong naturally didn't believe it, so he ran back and took a look. Sure enough, there were two suns in the sky, one was the real sun star, and the one next to it was slightly smaller. .

Sun Wukong said, "It's the Golden Crow."

Xiaobailong explained to Tang Sanzang, "That is the prince of the monster clan, and the heavens will not mess with it. This Fengxian County has probably done something wrong to the monster clan, so let's leave it alone."

The shopkeeper swayed over, "Are you still staying in the store today? You just pay for the stay, two taels of silver, not less than a penny."

Xiao Bailong yelled, "Didn't we pay the money last night?"

Pointing to the sun outside, the shopkeeper said, "The sun is double, so what's wrong with me charging ten times as much?"

Little White Dragon:  …

The shopkeeper who received the money felt much better, and patiently talked to them about the two days and the same day.

"It happened three years ago, and I don't know why. When we got up in the morning, there were two suns. At first, everyone thought it was a novelty, and they all came out to watch the fun. It was like this on the second day, and it was also like this on the tenth day. There were those who grabbed water, packed up their belongings and ran away. After a long period of chaos, the county lord came forward to suppress it. After this disturbance, most people ran away. There were not many people left in the town, and even fewer tourists came and went. "

I was taken advantage of and refused to come to the hotel.

Xiao Bailong asked him, "Why don't you go?"

The shopkeeper tapped his abacus, "The houses are all in Fengxian County, where can I go?"

Seeing Tang Sanzang's expressions were not good, he kindly explained, "Actually, another sun doesn't appear every day, we just have trouble fetching water, and we can live on."

Just as it was getting dark outside, it was obvious that the extra Golden Crow flew away.

Xiao Bailong heaved a sigh of relief, and complained to Monkey King, "This prince is too capricious, he stays in one place and won't leave."

He is from the Shui tribe, and he can't bear the roasting of the Golden Crow. One sun star makes him uncomfortable, and another Golden Crow will kill him.

Just as he was trying to persuade Tang Sanzang to leave early, a little girl in a pink skirt came outside. She looked eleven or twelve years old, dressed magnificently, wore gold and silver on her head, and held a red umbrella in her hand. She was playful and charming. cute.

Little Bailong was looking at her, and the little girl was also looking at him.

Seeing her, the shopkeeper smiled and said, "Miss Kong is here again, why don't you see Uncle Jin?"

The little girl went straight to Xiao Bailong, her golden eyes were green, she swallowed, and expressed her desire nakedly, "I want to eat seafood..."

The shopkeeper thought the little girl was talking to him, "I don't have any seafood, can river fresh food be okay?"

Before he finished speaking, the little girl had dropped the red umbrella in her hand, grabbed Xiao Bailong's arm, and bit down on it.

Dad said, the meat here is the most chewy.

The author has something to say: about the little things about singing.

In Jin Ling's view, the Antarctic fairy is the real king.Only he can listen to Qin Feng's singing without changing his face, and can comment on it after the event.

A long time later, Jin Ling met the Antarctic Fairy again, and talked about the past, and when it came to Qin Feng's singing voice, Jin Ling couldn't help but praise the Antarctic Fairy.

Nanji Xianweng took out a pair of earplugs and handed them to Jin Ling.

"With it, you are king too."

Jin Ling: Big liar!