Those years when I was a senior teacher

The old grandpa was very angry.Like him back then when he was still the tyrant of the forest, the tiger cubs would run away when they saw him, what kind of thing was the human race, he, the iron-eating beast, the living fossil of the human race, the treasure of the monster race, went up the mountain to fight leopards, and went down to the river to beat crocodiles.How brave, he was sitting on the world, embracing a beauty, all-powerful, who would have thought that he would be captured by a Taoist and forced to be a vegetarian.

It's fine to be a vegetarian, but this damned Taoist forced himself to sing a ditty. How could he be a street performer, making a living by being cute.

Then he was beaten to death by Qin Feng.

Under the education of sticks, he obediently ate bamboo shoots and learned revolutionary songs. The Antarctic fairy next door said he played well when he saw it.

Even though he became a musician in the Sanqing Palace and was able to leave his mortal body and step into the immortal realm, the ancestors were still unhappy.Whenever the night is quiet, he always hugs the flute and stares at the bright moonlight outside the window, thinking of the angry horse in fresh clothes, and the bear's paw slapped for beauty.

A man should prove himself with his career.

Then, Qin Feng and Nanji Xianweng learned to sing a ditty.

On the night of the first ensemble, the old ancestor lay on the cold bed and shed tears silently. The sky was jealous of her beauty, why did she give birth to such a monster as Qin Feng.

He is no longer in the mood to recall the sweetness and bitterness. The most troublesome thing every day is when Qin Feng will come and when Qin Feng will leave. Because he misses Qin Feng so much that his dream is full of Qin Feng's singing.As a result, he didn't think about food and tea, and the whole bear lost weight.

Appearing in the bamboo forest that day was the biggest mistake in his life.

Fortunately, such days didn't last long, and the war broke out again, Qin Feng had no time to sing anymore, he was running around all day, and soon after, he brought back a strange man.

He heard Jin Ling's sister call that man Prince Changqin.

Prince Changqin is a very special existence. The lord of Sanqing Palace doesn't like him. It was Qin Feng who begged the lord to let Prince Changqin stay. Maybe it's for this reason, this man always has an inexplicable melancholy on his brows, so pretty Why should you be sad.

Sister Jinling also thinks so, she thinks of many ways to make the prince Changqin laugh, when the prince Changqin laughs, it will remind the ancestors of the April day, when the apricot blossoms are all over the branches, weaving into a mist, and the mother under the tree Bear wants to have sex with himself.

It's that heart-wrenching feeling.

The old ancestor pressed his thumping heart, and began to secretly pay attention to the prince Changqin. Except for the three palace masters, everyone in the Sanqing Palace liked him. Sister Jinling gave him beautiful clothes, Brother Xuandu gave him the Nine-Zhuan Golden Pill, and the Antarctic fairy Catching birds to make Prince Changqin happy, even the Taoist who sweeps the floor will send Prince Changqin the first blooming rose in the morning, hoping to win Prince Changqin's favor.

In the end, Qin Feng also joined in. He and the prince Changqin played the piano and danced swords, drank wine and watched flowers, talked about the stars and the moon together, and slept in each other's pillows.

In this battlefield without gunpowder smoke, the ancestors suffered a crushing defeat.

He withdrew sadly and hid in the bamboo forest, playing the song "Edelweiss", expressing the pain in his heart.He was so focused that day that he didn't notice the appearance of Prince Changqin.

The man stood in the greenery, the morning dew had not yet dissipated, like a bright pearl, reflecting the beauty of the prince's Changqin.He came with the piano in his arms, bent slightly, lowered his head with tenderness in his eyes, "You play very well, can you play it again?"

At that moment, the ancestors fell in love.

Those three days were his happiest days. After Prince Changqin finished his studies, the two played a song "Edelweiss" together. Prince Changqin smiled and said to him, "It's a pleasure to meet you."

The old ancestor gestured for a long time, and clumsily compared his heart to the prince Changqin with his bear's paw.

It's a blessing in my life to meet you.

The good times didn't last long, and something happened outside, even though Qin Feng tried hard to stay, Prince Changqin still left.On the day he left, the birds in Xuanyuan stopped singing, the flowers in the Sanqing Palace withered, and everyone was haggard.

The old ancestor is also very sad. There is no place to vent his longing. He can only play the flute all day long to express his heart. The more he plays the ditty, the better.When Sanqing came back from Zixiao Palace, Lao Tzu turned his face ruthlessly and separated the family on the spot.As a bear belonging to Qin Feng, the ancestor packed up and went to the other side of the sea with Qin Feng, and went to Penglai.

What happened afterwards was very simple. He couldn't bear Qin Feng's earth-shattering singing voice, so he sneaked away before Biyou Palace was completed.He swam for three days and three nights, and when he returned to land, the down-to-earth feeling was amazing.The old ancestor wiped the sea water off his face, rolled into the lush forest, and regained the kingship of the mountain.

He has lived for a long time. He has heard that Chi Youyu's clan fought against the world, and he has also seen Xuanyuan's education and style. They are both overlords. Both of them ride iron beasts. The name is taboo, and continue to stay in the deep mountains and old forests.

There is no time in the mountains, and I occasionally think about the past, and the voice of the old man remains unchanged. After Qin Feng was gone, the ancestor missed the prince Changqin even more. He began to recall the old days, over and over again, and finally lived like the prince Changqin.

A giant panda with good taste and good manners, capable of playing, playing and singing, a proper wandering artist.

As for why he stayed in the bamboo forest for a long time, it was only because the place where he met Prince Changqin was a piece of greenery.

In the past, he hated the bamboo forest that Qin Feng arranged for him the most. Now he can only rely on the bamboo forest to miss the past, and he has nowhere to express his bitterness.

The black bear spirit is impressed by the talent of the ancestors, and forgets his own roots. A black bear is willing to be the grandson of the giant panda, and he has learned a lot of things, such as the useful technique of immortality and the useless poor spirit.

Hei Xiong Jing doesn't think there is any taste, but often makes friends, and finally meets Monkey King, which brings the friends back together, which is really indispensable.

After Sun Wukong finished saying that sentence, the resentment he had held back for so many years poured out, recalling the past, the old ancestor smashed the white jade flute with a slap, and shouted, "Grandson Tina, take your life."

His palm can be described as sweeping across the world, swallowing mountains and rivers with anger, most of the bamboo forest was directly blown away, the little white dragon was flustered, wrapped around Monkey King's waist, and shouted, "Saint, save me."

Sun Wukong was almost strangled, so he poked the little white dragon's stomach with a golden cudgel, "Go aside."

He dragged a little white dragon, took the blow of the old ancestor with all his might, and tried to persuade him, "Ancestor, my grandson and you have never met before, there must be a misunderstanding."

The old ancestor scolded, "What a misunderstanding, you are his apprentice, it's not too much to kill you."

This standard plot of debt repayment made Hei Xiong Jing an eye-opener. He watched the ancestor fight with Sun Wukong all over the world. In the end, Sun Wukong ran away in desperation, so he stepped forward and asked the ancestor, "Do you want to chase?"

The old ancestor vented his anger and let it go a lot. Just as he was about to speak boldly and beat him to death, his back suddenly shivered. Thinking of Qin Feng's smiling expression, he was discouraged for no reason, "Move, hurry up."

"This dragon..."

"threw."

"That cassock..."

"No more."

The former black bear spirit agreed, but the latter black bear spirit was not happy, "Old ancestor, cassock is a treasure."

The old ancestor was merciless, "Baby is tall, you don't even look in the mirror, you want to wear floral clothes even though you are so ugly."

After he disliked the black bear spirit, he flew straight away, leaving the black bear spirit and the little white dragon in place. The black bear spirit asked the little white dragon, "Is it wrong for me to wear floral clothes?"

Xiao Bailong nodded, "Men should be pretty, a suit of soap and floral clothes are not suitable."

So give me back, give me back.

Little White Longyan longed for the black bear spirit, expecting him to insult him with the cassock, but unexpectedly, the black bear spirit let out a long sigh and said "God forgive me."After finishing the work, he left Xiaobailong and left.

Little White Dragon: ? ? ?

The other Monkey King came back to the monastery and saw Tang Sanzang giving evening lessons to the monks, with an expression as immobile as a mountain. Monkey King was so tortured that he had no choice but to stay by the side. After listening for a while, he calmed down. I don't panic anymore.

After a while, the little white dragon came back from being lost. Regardless of the occasion, he faced Tang Sanzang in front of a group of monks and said, "Holy Monk, I don't want the cassock back."

Tang Sanzang stopped to comfort Xiao Bailong, "It's just a common thing, don't worry about it."

Monkey King is a bit uncomfortable.He jumped out and said, "My old grandson could have asked for it back."

Tang Sanzang ignored him and continued with the class.

Sun Wu was so angry that his teeth were itchy, wishing he could knock the monk to death with a stick, he pissed around a few times, seeing that Tang Sanzang was not looking sideways, angrily drove somersault cloud, left Tang Sanzang and left.

Little White Dragon wondered, "Where is the Great Sage going?"

Tang Sanzang finished reading the last passage of scriptures, got up and said to Xiaobailong, "Depart early tomorrow morning."

Xiao Bailong let out an 'ah', wanted to ask Tang Sanzang if he didn't want the cassock, and wanted to ask Monkey King what to do, the two sentences were squeezed together, and finally became, "Does the holy monk want the great sage?"

Tang Sanzang was puzzled, "Why do you say that?"

"The poor monk walked one day earlier and one day later, and he could catch up. If that's the case, why wait?"

Xiao Bailong felt that there was something wrong with this remark, but he couldn't explain why. In the end, he could only watch Tang Sanzang go away, lamenting that the holy monk is a holy monk, and he is justified in dumping others.

On the other side, Monkey King ran back to Penglai to complain to Qin Feng. After Qin Feng heard the ins and outs, his smile widened, "It's him."

Monkey King didn't notice the deep meaning in Qin Feng's smile, Pi Li Pa La and Qin Feng complained about Tang Sanzang's various behaviors, he only said half of what he said, and didn't know how to take care of himself.

Qin Feng thoughtfully said, "Then you come back."

Sun Wukong subconsciously said, "That won't work."

Faced with Qin Feng's joking gaze, Sun Wukong's face was scorching hot, the monkey's paws scratched his face, and he said decisively, "The promised things can't be abandoned halfway, this is what Master taught me."

Qin Feng thought to himself, I didn't teach you to chase after Jin Chanzi, he won't give up if he is soft and hard, why do you still go up to him and insist on protecting him to go to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures? You didn't look unhappy before, but now you don't want to die Walk.It is said that Jin Chanzi has such virtues, how do you like it.

Sun Wukong couldn't sit still anymore, moved his butt around on the futon, his face said that he wanted to leave, and he praised Qin Feng, "My old grandson can't embarrass the master."

Qin Feng didn't say that Jin Chanzi's two masters have been unhappy seeing him, and they are very happy when he loses face.If it weren't for Monkey King's destiny with the West, those two wouldn't let Monkey King stay by Tang Sanzang's side all the time.

Tang Sanzang’s journey to learn Buddhist scriptures seems to be a personal voluntary, but in fact it was a struggle between the two Westerners and Taoist Randeng. They succeeded, and the Western religion took advantage of this power to regain power and had the opportunity to compete with Taoist Randeng. It failed. Be trampled underfoot for the rest of your life.

But... Qin Feng looked away, lacking in interest, no matter how he got up, he would not return to the same situation as before. He wanted to compete with the two sects, so he stepped over the body of Taoist Randeng first.Bringing down Taoist Randeng will inevitably hurt his vitality, and if he doesn't pull it down, he will be crushed.

Qin Feng laughed, the two sages of the West are just like that if they have selfish desires.As for teaching, Yuanshi and Guangchengzi both trusted themselves, and it was up to them whether to do it or not.

He got up and walked to Monkey King, "Go and meet your senior brother."

Qin Feng's eyes showed nostalgia, "Biyou Palace has not heard the sound of silk and bamboo for a long time."

Sun Wukong hesitated, "Actually, a few days later, I just came back, and I went back..."

What a shame.

Qin Feng: The water that was thrown by the monkey that was sent out.

In the end, Qin Feng complied with Sun Wukong's wish and waited a few days to find Tang Sanzang, but when he found him, Tang Sanzang was no longer in the Buddhist monastery, but lived in a family. Kneeling a fat-headed and big-eared pig demon, hugged Xiao Bailong's thigh and wept bitterly, "The more beautiful a woman is, the more she can deceive people. The ancients did not deceive me."

Little Bailong couldn't move forward or retreat, Tang Sanzang brainwashed the pig demon, "There are all kinds of virtual images, but a skeleton covered with a layer of skin. Under the skin and flesh, people's hearts are unpredictable and evil, so wake up soon."

The pig demon howled, "You said people's hearts are unpredictable, but the one who lied to me was not a human being, but the empress of the nine heavens."

Xiaobailong was embarrassed, "Wow, you know someone who is an official, what did your brother do before?"

"With [-] sailors in hand, Marshal Canopy is also."

It's okay to fool others with this name, but it's not good to lie to Xiao Bailong. Xiao Bailong said, "My father said, Marshal Tianpeng is a poor commander. Brother, there is no future in doing this."

The pig demon stopped crying, got up and taunted Xiao Bailong, "You know what, civil servant, that's an iron job."

Xiaobailong really doesn't understand, he failed to be a dragon, and he is still a second-generation official when he returns to South China Sea.

The two were about to argue, Qin Feng led Sun Wukong to knock on the door, and when he heard the voice of Monkey King, the little white dragon jumped three feet high, "Great Sage..."

The door just opened halfway, and the voice of the pig demon pierced the sky, "You damn Bi Mawen!"

Before he was uneducated, Sun Wukong didn't know what Bi Mawen was. He had read too many books. Sun Wukong hated people mentioning these three words the most. This pig demon would pick up his black history as soon as he opened his mouth, and Sun Wukong could bear it.Immediately mingled with the pig demon.

Qin Feng said don't beat him to death, and left the three juniors aside.Stepping forward to chat with Tang Sanzang, he said with a familiar attitude, "Long time no see."

Tang Sanzang stared at Qin Feng for a long time, "The poor monk seems to have seen you somewhere."

Qin Feng smiled and said, "Junior brother still remembers me in reincarnation, it seems that you and I are really destined."

He invited Qin Feng to sit down, and subconsciously approached Qin Feng, "The previous life is the same, the poor monk is not the junior in your mouth, but the poor monk wants to make friends with the benefactor. I don't know if the benefactor is available." willing?"

Hearing these words, he couldn't help laughing, Qin Feng laughed, "Of course I am willing."

The two chatted for a while, and the pig demon over there shouted, "No more fights, no more fights."

Sun Wukong took the golden cudgel proudly, and ran to Qin Feng to ask for credit. The pig-faced pig demon hugged Tang Sanzang's thigh, crying and begging Tang Sanzang to accept him.

Tang Sanzang was very embarrassed, "Poor monk..."

The pig demon yelled, "I eat less and work more, Holy Monk, look at me, I'm sure you'll be satisfied."

Little Bailong didn't say anything, Monkey King at the other end was not happy, "Why do you want you fat pig?"

The pig demon said, "The holy monk taught me to go out of the sea of ​​suffering. I have nothing to repay, but I can only promise to be a cow and a horse for the holy monk."

Tang Sanzang said kindly, "I don't ride horses."

The pig demon said, "Riding a pig is also fine."

He looked at Sun Wukong and stared at himself after he finished speaking, and he got excited, "It was the holy monk who enlightened me. I want to follow the holy monk, and it has nothing to do with you monkey."

Sun Wu was in a panic and wanted to find Qin Feng. Tang Sanzang was sitting next to him, and he called out to Tang Sanzang. Qin Feng looked at him again, and finally beat the pig demon, which made the pig demon scream.

Qin Feng watched and introduced Sun Wukong to Tang Sanzang, "My apprentice was born in Huaguo Mountain. He has learned Taoism for many years and is proficient in 72 kinds of changes. He has a pair of piercing eyes. He also has the Poseidon needle as a weapon. He also has a somersaulting cloud. Come and go. Like the wind. Although his temperament is frizzy, if he is properly trained, he can kill the enemy when he advances, and talk about the way when he retreats. I don't know what the master thinks?"

Tang Sanzang replied, "The poor monk came from the Tang Dynasty in the east, and went to the west to worship Buddha and seek scriptures. He had nothing to hand, only the nine-ringed tin staff given by the Buddha and the purple gold bowl given by His Majesty. There was nothing else. The road was so hard. It is not surprising that I will die in Huangquan tomorrow. The benefactor is very kind, and the poor monk cannot bear it."

Qin Feng said, "Junior brother doesn't like me as an apprentice?"

Tang Sanzang rarely showed a little hesitation. He glanced at Sun Wukong in the distance, and sincerely praised Sun Wukong for his goodness, "No, it's just a poor monk..."

Qin Feng said, "Since the younger brother is interested, don't refuse any more."

He called Sun Wukong and told him in front of Tang Sanzang not to bully others.

Probably there were outsiders there, but Monkey King didn't object. He listened without saying a word, nodded obediently, and turned his eyes to Tang Sanzang again.It seems to be saying that what my master said is not what my old grandson meant.

Xiao Bailong listened from the side, feeling that this scene seemed familiar.My father and king married my sister in the same tone.

After arranging Monkey King, Qin Feng caught a glimpse of the pig demon next to him and smiled, "It's not good to ride a pig."

The pig demon still wants to argue with Qin Feng, and the other two pairs of eyes looked over, which means that you dare to object to try.

Pig demon: ...

Qin Feng continued, "How about this, I will give my junior a good horse, so that it will be easier for my junior to go on the road."

Tang Sanzang thought that Qin Feng would give him a horse again, but when he got up the next day, there was a chubby giant panda at the door, and everyone who saw him would raise his palms and teary eyes.

Qin Feng was accompanied by a dark bear spirit, and he returned the cassock to Tang Sanzang, and introduced the benefits of rolling to Tang Sanzang, "For vegetarians, a few bamboo shoots can feed them, and they are also cute, which relieves the boredom of the younger brother."

Sun Wukong recognized the bear spirit as the black bear spirit on Heifeng Mountain, jumped out and said to Qin Feng, "Master..."

Wait, since this bear spirit is a black bear spirit, what about the iron-eating beast sitting on the ground, the ancestor?

Qin Feng still smiled like a spring breeze, "Your senior brother has been away from Biyou Palace for a long time, and I feel deeply ashamed. I volunteered to carry Master Sanzang to the west to worship Buddha and seek scriptures. It is also part of my heart to stop teaching."

Little White Dragon, "But this beast..."

Qin Feng continued to laugh, "I am deeply loved by the Emperor."

Xiao Bailong shut his mouth obediently.

After confirming the ancestor's westward journey, the black bear spirit excitedly stepped forward and shook his paws one by one, saying, "Thank you, the great sage, for giving me the opportunity to be a bear again. I will practice hard and sing praises for the return of the great sage."

When it came to singing, the old ancestor barked his teeth and claws in anger. No matter how fierce he was, with two dark circles under his eyes, Tang Sanzang thought it would be good to ride it.

Human Emperor Xuanyuan rode it.

Qin Feng said, "Before you take out your suona, play a few songs to make the holy monk happy."

The old ancestor really took out the Xiongyong suona, and played it sparsely there. It was obviously a happy song, but there was an inexplicable sadness.

Several families around gathered together and saw that the ancestors had finished playing, and shouted for another song, and those who did good things directly rewarded with money.Tang Sanzang saw this scene and couldn't help sighing.

"The poor monk is very happy."

The meal money has been settled, the senior brother is so considerate.

The author has something to say: Pills of the Day.

Recently, Tianting cracked a major pyramid scheme. It is understood that the organization defrauded the prince Changqin of a large number of magic weapons and elixir because of his difficult life.After several years of hard tracking, the police finally caught the pyramid schemer at the concert.

1L: When is the first time...

2L: Your prince is still your prince, even holding a concert can catch criminals.

3L: There is one thing I don't understand. Are those monks idiots? An ancient boss like Prince Changqin doesn't need magic medicine at all, okay?

4L: Newcomers upstairs

5L: To paint the ground for His Royal Highness the Crown Prince! ! !

6L: To be honest, I didn’t believe it before, but I went to a concert later, oh my god, the real person is so beautiful, I’m willing to die in the arms of His Highness, and I’m willing to die~

7L: Ask them if they are idiots, just look upstairs.

8L: How come the underworld is still indifferent

9L: I heard that the event of the two ethnic groups does not pay taxes →_→

10L: The police belong to heaven

11L: Stolen goods turned over to the state

12L: Dirty PY deal, yuck!

13L: The witches in the circle say that the quality of life of our Highness is very good.

14L: Waking up from 500m bed every day?

15L: Upstairs wants to kill me laughing

16L: What the hell?

17L: The famous Lei Wen's "Crystal Heart", Qin'er wakes up from the 500-meter bed every day...

18L: Seriously, can these Mary Suwen be less, His Royal Highness is not single for you whoring

19L: What are the consequences of not being single?

20L: Classic lines: Pressure, the child is gone again