Those years when I was a senior teacher

Compared with the carnival of the Three Religions, Heavenly Court is more miserable.Haotian managed to get back his position as Emperor of Heaven, and when he re-sit on the hard throne, looking down is particularly wonderful.

A group of monks, the human race headed by Di Xin, and the dragon clan whose patriarch did not come, all stood together in the Hall of Lingxiao, looking at Haotian expressionlessly, with a meaning in their eyes.

Who are you?

Haotian covered his face with a stomach ache, although he said that the ancestor's idea was good, to set up a list of gods to send fresh blood to the heaven, but this group of new recruits completely ignored him.

The Western Sect and the Dragon Clan will also give themselves a little face, Dixin is the kind with eyes that grow to the top of the head, and will shoot cold arrows at you.

Dogs are better than gods, causing me to lose my country. When I get familiar with the heaven, I will show you the rebellion every minute.

And because Wen Zhong is a member of Di Xin, and the two sects of interpretation and interception are on the side of the human race, Di Xin's back is so hard that he almost shouted at Haotian to get out of the way.

The first day's meeting ended hastily, Haotian and Yaochi whispered in the back hall, Haotian said, "This can't work, I have no majesty at all."

Yao Chi said, "Do you still have face in front of the Dragon Clan?"

The larvae were completely seen by the Bilong sister, and now the dragon tribe sees them as if they were smashed by a silly mother, with a bewildered smile on their faces, and they only need to take a candied haws, and it would be best to wait for an uncle or aunt.

The larvae are the shame of Haotian and Yaochi's life. If you want to blame them, you can blame Hongjun. When they enlightened the two of them, they didn't think too much, and they were directly stereotyped in their childhood.

Child labor is illegal!

Thinking of the days when he was hugged by sister Bilong, Haotian looked pale and gave up on himself, "I don't have Hetu Luoshu, I don't have brothers or sisters, I haven't got a son, so I'm not worthy to be Emperor of Heaven."

Yao Chi was very upset, "Don't be discouraged, you and I, let's find a solution together."

Haotian felt warm in his heart, hugged Yaochi and thought about it quietly for a while, his IQ increased by ten and twenty, "I can't just sit and wait like this."

He can't but he knows a lot of people, and there is always one who can come up with one or two bad ideas. After eliminating several options, Haotian decided to visit Qin Feng, trying to get one or two ideas out of Qin Feng's little head.

When he heard that Haotian was going to find Qin Feng, Yao Chi said, "Wait for me."

She tossed about in the apse for a long time, and finally brought a cartful of flat peaches. Haotian saw them and said, "These are worthless."

Who is Qin Feng, the apprentice of Tongtian Saint, the friend of Zhen Yuanzi, the magic weapon is to throw one with one, and throw half of one ginseng fruit.

Yaochi rolled his eyes at Haotian, "It doesn't matter whether it's expensive or not, what matters is your heart."

After thinking about it, Haotian thought it made sense. He packed the flat peaches in big bags and small bags, and carried them to find Qin Feng.The first time he was born and the second time he was acquainted. When he came to Biyou Palace again, most of the Jiejiao disciples knew him, and some of them even greeted Haotian.

"Your Majesty has worked hard."

"Your Majesty is well."

He asked Lu Ya with a bad temper, "Did Prince Lu Ya catch it? I want an autograph."

Haotian greeted one by one with a stiff face, and finally saw Qin Feng, a group of disciples directly pushed Haotian aside, chattering, "Brother, are you free tonight? I want to have a drink with my brother."

The scene was very lively.

Haotian honestly sat on the side and waited for the people to disperse. In the end, only he and Qin Feng were left in the side hall. Haotian dared to stand up. Seeing Qin Feng's indifferent face, he had a plan and came to Qin Feng in the appearance of a child. Beside him, fleshy little hands grabbed Qin Feng's sleeves, his face full of grievances.

"Brother..."

Qin Feng was unable to support his forehead, "Your Majesty, please respect yourself."

Which emperor of heaven is acting like a baby like you all day long, if Di Jun finds out, he won't hang you up and beat you.

Haotian automatically ignored Qin Feng's words, and said in a childish voice, "Brother, help me."

Qin Feng frowned, knowing the purpose of Haotian's coming here, he ruthlessly refused, "Needless to say, I have made up my mind."

He saw Haotian dragging big and small bags to this side, and a peach rolled out from the unfastened hole, Qin Feng bent down to pick it up, and then raised his head, the mountain-like flat peaches piled up in front of Qin Feng.

It's all peaches, the monkey's favorite peach.

Haotian picked up the scattered peaches with a flutter, and then he heard Qin Feng say, "Does Pantaoyuan have a VIP card, the one for free?"

Haotian was stunned for a while, then nodded affirmatively while holding Pantao, "Yes."

Having benefited from others, Qin Feng didn't shirk it. After listening to Haotian's talk about the current situation of the Heavenly Court, he said sharply, "Because you are good."

Haotian explained, "That Emperor Xin embraces his own dignity."

Qin Feng, "You cook."

Haotian struggled, "The Dragon Clan is an ancient clan."

Qin Feng, "It's still vegetables."

Haotian gave up, "It's mine."

Qin Feng, "You are good at cooking."

Haotian, "..."

After bullying the children, Qin Feng said, "You have food and no background, anyone can bully you."

Haotian: Stop talking, his chest hurts.

"So..." Qin Feng said, "Either find a backstage to support you, or strengthen your own strength. I remember that you have listened to the Tao for tens of thousands of years under the seat of the Taoist ancestor, and learned the supreme magic method. It is not difficult to be number one below a saint, why is it reduced to where it is today."

Haotian sighed, "It's not too busy yet."

Although he has a heart, but the affairs of heaven are really complicated, and he is often so busy that he can't find time to practice.Having said that, Haotian is not willing to ask him to find a saint to hug his thigh. If he had hugged him, he would have hugged him long ago.

Qin Feng couldn't understand this point, "You want to double cultivate with Yao Chi?"

Haotian blushed, hugged Taozi and hesitated, "I'm not interested in this school."

"Then why don't you retreat separately? Yaochi and you have listened to Taoism under the seat of the Taoist ancestor for tens of thousands of years, and your aptitude and understanding are comparable to yours. Why don't you two take time to retreat? First, it is convenient to improve your cultivation, and second, it is not easy for you to come to heaven." Nobody."

As soon as Haotian slapped his head, he couldn't imagine that Yao Chi had helped him for so long, so he could already be on his own.He wanted to go back to discuss with Yaochi, and looked at Qin Feng eagerly, "That Emperor Xin..."

Qin Feng said, "Aren't you worried that the underworld will not contact you? Pick a few capable people to go with Di Xin. Shang lost the court song. Di Xin must have resentment towards the family surnamed Ji. Let him wait in the underworld to see the Ji family. Dead ghost, Di Xin must be very happy."

As for whether Boyi Kao will object, that is Haotian's business.

"Who will dare to grab the position of Emperor of Heaven when your fists are big? One day when your merits and virtues are complete, you may be able to go to the wilderness for a while and talk about life with the Eastern Emperor Taiyi."

After hearing this, Haotian was as excited as a chicken blood, and wished to go back to retreat immediately. After expressing his thanks again and again, he rushed back to the Heavenly Court excitedly. Who are you looking for?"

Pheasant Jing and Pipa Jing looked at each other, and finally Pipa Jing whispered, "We are looking for our eldest sister, the nine-tailed vixen."

**

Qin Feng, who got the flat peach, was very excited, and threw the work to Wudang and Jin Ling, and ran to show courtesy to Tongtian. The master and apprentice sat side by side on the couch, eating the peaches. Seeing that Tongtian was in a good mood, Qin Feng tried to speak, "Master Your Honor, I want to take another apprentice."

With the peach flesh in his mouth, Tong Tian wiped Qin Feng's hands with a handkerchief. The peaches were tender and juicy, and the ripe peach flesh made his hands juicy and sticky. He wiped it seriously, and he couldn't help but hear Qin Feng's words, Subconsciously frowned, "No."

Forget about Di Jun, the successors will not be able to see him, that Shen Gongbao swayed in front of Qin Feng all day long, saying Master on the left and Master on the right, which made the heavens upset.

Qin Feng felt itchy in his heart, it was rare to act coquettishly with Tong Tian, ​​his voice softened, "I'm begging Master."

Tong Tian laughed out loud, and asked intentionally, "How do you ask?"

Qin Feng's eyes melted into a smile, he held Tongtian's hand behind his back, took advantage of this gap to peck Tongtian's lips, and looked at Tongtian with a smile.

Tong Tian froze in place, and when he came to his senses, he pretended to be angry and said, "Because of a non-existent apprentice who deceives the teacher, it will be fine when he enters the door."

Qin Feng asked, "How can Master agree?"

Tong Tian slyly said, "If you kiss me once, I'll kiss you back twice, that's fair."

Qin Feng kissed again, Tong Tian yelled, "Four times."

Qin Feng said, "Crossing the Tribulation of Love, how can you still respect the teacher."

Tong Tian was confident and confident, "One yard counts for one yard. If I don't kiss you a few times, how can I show that I am your master?"

After the kiss, Qin Feng was unhappy, "I counted, you kissed me twice more."

Tong Tian hummed, "Don't move the hard work of the Tianjiji, I haven't finished it yet."

When returning home, Shen Gongbao ran to Qin Feng, saw Qin Feng and asked carelessly, "Master, your mouth is on the ground, why is it swollen?"

Qin Feng glared at him, summoned Shen Gongbao, and walked out with a basket of flat peaches on his back.

Shen Gongbao didn't realize that there was something wrong, on the contrary, he went out with Qin Feng, looking very excited, and asked as he walked, "Master, where are we going?"

Qin Feng said inscrutablely, "Go and pick up your junior brother."

**

On the other side of the mountain and the other side of the sea, there is a group of little monkeys. They are lively and clever, and they are naughty and sensitive.

They live in a beautiful big forest, where there are endless fruits and endless swings. The little monkey feels very happy. He wakes up from the big tree 800 meters high every day, runs to the mountain stream 800 meters away to wash his face, Eat on the 800-meter-long river bank and play with [-] friends.

On this day, the little monkey was walking on the 800-meter road, intending to find the old monkey in the family to listen to the story of 800 years ago, and picked up a piece of delicious peach meat on the way.

The little monkey was greedy and ate a piece.

Then came the second piece, and the third piece. The little monkey walked while eating. When he came to the tree, a middle-aged man was peeling peaches with a basket on his back. Seeing the little monkey coming, he was very surprised, "How do you eat so well?" So fast?"

The little monkey saw the peaches in the basket, all of them were fat and plump, and they looked delicious. He swallowed and wanted to ask if the other party could give him one. A Taoist priest came out from behind the tree and gave him a peach. After the little monkey finished eating, he asked with a smile, "Do you still want it?"

The little monkey nodded.

The Taoist said, "If you take me as your teacher, there will be one."

The little monkey looked at Tao Zi, then at the Taoist priest, knelt down and kowtowed three times, "Master, please be respectful."

The author has something to say: Due to various reasons, Donghuang Taiyi decided to run away from home and join Qin Feng.

That day Donghuang Taiyi squatted at the door of the passage, he waited and waited, from dawn to dark, the sun and stars were all down, and the gatekeeper Hongyun was late.

As the leader, Donghuangtai was very dissatisfied with Hongyun's passive sabotage, and jumped out to accuse Hongyun of being late.

Hongyun with a red mark on his face scratched his hair, "Will you be paid?"

His Highness the Eastern Emperor shut up.

The characteristic of the Emperor of Heaven is that he is poor, even in another world.

**

After learning of Donghuang Taiyi's feat, Hong Yun expressed his great praise, and he said to Donghuang Taiyi, "You wait."

Hongyun, who went back and forth, came over with a few boxes of things, followed by the sender's Zhen Yuanzi.

"What is this?" Donghuang Taiyi asked.

"Souvenirs."

The soil of Dahuang specialty products, referred to as native products.Zhen Yuanzi wanted to fertilize ginseng fruit trees.

**

Dong Huangtai, who came with big bags and small bags, came to Honghuang and met Qin Feng from Biyou Palace.

After explaining his various troubles, Qin Feng also poured out his troubles.

"In fact, I also have a headache for these authors. They always like to make random pairings and write something that is not there."

As he was talking about Tongtian quietly passing behind Qin Feng with a box of things in his arms, Dong Huangtai said hello to Tongtian based on the principle of being an acquaintance.

"Friendly Tao."

Tongtian stopped in embarrassment, and before he had time to say hello to Donghuang Taiyi, Qin Feng turned around and saw the box in Tongtian's hand.

After turning over the notebooks in the box, a suspicious blush appeared on Qin Feng's face.

"I told you not to buy such a mess!"