Those years when I was a senior teacher

Under the siege of several major consortiums, the religious upstart Western Church successfully went bankrupt. The new CEO Daoist Ran Deng took over the Western Church and opened a branch company with old employees. Chanzi was reincarnated and planned to change her face and join the branch company, and when the time was right, she would annex the branch company in one fell swoop.

Although, Jin Chanzi had no idea what his teacher was planning.

On the other hand, the great hatred of the monster clan was avenged, and the high-level officials began to bring up old things again, forcing Lu Ya to come back to inherit the family business.

Lu Ya ran away with his concubine and his brother.

The witch clan took back their clansmen through the Conferred God War, and the underworld was full of "witches" again. The prince Changqin finally stopped playing the piano all day long. He was busy arranging jobs for the clansmen and entertaining the spiritual world of the clansmen.

If it is a man, he should eat meat and drink heavily, and stop reciting Buddhist scriptures. Hell is not popular.

The human race is in a more miserable situation. Because of the problem of fighting with the gods, Chaoge fell. Some nobles followed Yinjiao to the south, and the rest went to Jifa. Since the battle had just ended and everyone needed to recuperate, some literati took I took up the pen and started to spray each other passionately.

Di Xin is cruel and heartless, he is a big villain!

Ji Chang seeks power and usurps the throne. He is extremely shameless and shameless!

The two sides scolded and scolded, but they were in the same camp, that is, they didn't want the ghosts and snakes to meddle in the affairs of the human race. Di Xin's death made Yin Jiao hate Chanjiao, and because of Nine-Tails' help, Xi Qi Bian lost a lot of soldiers and horses, Chao Ge was defeated, and I don’t know how many soldiers died. Ji Fa didn’t know how much he hated the Yaozu. Later, he heard that Jiejiao had a special liking for the Yaozu, so he even hated it. cut teaching.Then I heard that the leader of the two religions is a good brother, Ji Fa's expression is even better.

Does your brother's show of affection have anything to do with my human race?

In the end, people on both sides disliked Taoism. As for the Western religion next door, I'm sorry, is there still this religion?

Jiang Ziya didn't know how embarrassing he was on the day of conferring the gods. His boss sat below with a cloudy expression, and wanted to go up and tear up the list of conferred gods.

After Yang Jian and Nezha returned to Yuxu Palace after the conferring of the gods, Taiyi was very happy, and asked if he would have a celebration banquet at home first, and then the three religions would have a party, which was lively and lively.

Guang Chengzi said no, he will be scolded when the master comes back.

According to Guang Chengzi's observation, every time Dao Patriarch called his master, usually nothing good happened.

The most direct example is that cheater Xuanyuan.

Nothing good happened to Hongjun, he was very angry.Originally, according to the development of the situation, at most, the teaching and the Western teaching would be deadlocked. The Western teaching was finished, and the teaching was also half-disabled. The status of teaching remains unchanged.Fortunately, the fortunes of the two religions have declined, and the Western religion has been wiped out.How do you do things?

Hongjun scolded his head and covered his face, and after scolding Tongtian scolded Yuanshi, Lao Tzu who was sitting with him came last.

Who allowed you to watch the excitement from the sidelines?

I am wronged.

Originally, there was no one to teach Fengshen, the two younger brothers patted their chests and said that the elder brother was at ease, he was at ease staying in the Bajing Palace, but Fengshenwan was taken out by Hong Jun and scolded, saying that he would not discipline his younger brother.

Is it my fault?

Sanqing's face was ashen, and Nuwa, the messenger, was sitting beside her happily, almost kowtowed melon seeds while watching.Tell you to look down on the human race, look down on the old lady, you have been tricked by the human race.

Deserve it.

After scolding Sanqing Hongjun took a deep breath, pointed to Qin Feng who was thinking about the past by the door, "Come to the back hall."

Seeing that his master wanted to arrest his apprentice, Tongtian became anxious, "Master..."

Hongjun stared back mercilessly, "You have taken in a good apprentice."

Tong Tian didn't dare to resist, he sat on the futon and watched Qin Feng and Hong Jun go in, feeling sore in his heart.

If there is anything he can't listen to, at worst, he will let Qin Feng talk to himself later.

After entering the back hall, Hongjun obviously eased up a lot. He probably vented at Sanqing, and when he looked at Qin Feng again, Hongjun was only lukewarm, "He has cut the luck of the two religions, and the human race hates Taoism, and he did a good job."

Qin Feng stood there respectfully, Hongjun said that he also had an obedient face, "Ren Lantern became a Buddha, so what is the cause and effect of Western religion?"

Hongjun gritted his teeth, "You are capable."

He couldn't figure it out, Tong Tian, ​​a foolish and sweet boy, how could he teach an apprentice who was as scheming as the sea, and even Yuan Shi was played around.I think it's fairest for everyone to lose luck together, fair size, you are the oldest!

The more Hongjun thought about it, the more angry he was, who was not frowning when he was responsible for the cause and effect, but Qin Feng was like a normal person, not to mention taking away the Golden Crow from him, and handing over the cause and effect to Taoist Randeng.Ran Deng, a bastard, took it with a look of embarrassment, thinking that he had earned it.

idiot!

Not to mention these things, the decline of luck of the two religions has caused the prestige of Taoism in the human race to decline, which is what Hongjun is most angry about.God knows how wildly the other two laughed when he calculated this result.

Xiao Maoxiao, don't even think about him if he is weak in the Taoism.

He stared at Qin Feng for a long time, and felt that this girl was really vicious. When other people faced the Conferred God War, whoever kicked the Western religion and punched the teachings, he was better, and directly started from the human race, and settled the situation where the two families were opposed. , to reduce the luck of the two religions with the chaos of the human race.In this way, it is useless even if the interpretation of education wins. The current situation is that Zhou Tianzi does not believe in ghosts and gods, and returns to the state religion, and his family education is gone.

But speaking of it, the Western Church did not deserve to lose. Qin Feng repeatedly provoked the relationship between Jin Chanzi and the Western Church. The meaning of Jin Chanzi to the two Westerners is that Qin Feng is like Tongtian, who dares to bully and beat him to death.Chongguan became a beauty in anger, and as long as Zhunti came down to intercept the teaching, there was a reason for the interception to join forces with the interpretation. Without the dragon clan, the western religion would lose to the two religions. Everyone applauded for Zhunti.

Pretty.

What I really want to say is that Zhunti Taoist is not thick-skinned enough, he had to worry about the face of a saint, and he didn't shoot Qin Feng to death at the beginning of the Conferred God, otherwise he wouldn't be played by Qin Feng to destroy the religion.

Qin Feng's eyes were sincere, "Daozu Mingjian, the current situation of the human race has nothing to do with the disciples."

What Di Xin did was not controlled by him, he just asked San Xiao to help Yin Jiao a little, caring about how his nephew could be linked to the righteousness of the country.

As a result, Hongjun looked like he saw a ghost, "You actually have the face to say this to me."

He, Hongjun, the spokesperson of the way of heaven, is a more powerful existence than a saint, knows everything and knows everything, dare to speak nonsense in front of him, and live impatiently!

Qin Feng reflected on himself, "The disciples are pure in nature, they love their juniors and sisters, respect their teachers, and have never done anything harmful to nature."

Hongjun endured and endured, and finally uttered a word, "Get lost!"

Qin Feng quickly rolled away.

When he came out, Tong Tian asked Qin Feng, "Did Master bully you?"

Qin Feng smiled softly, "The Dao ancestor cared about his disciples, so I'm sorry to talk to the master."

Tong Tian was not happy, "What's the matter with you, you are so nice, everyone likes you."

Nu Wa twitched the corners of her mouth, Tong Tian was not blind, but was blinded by lard.

She is too lazy to meddle in Sanqing's affairs. Now that the consecration of the gods is over and there are people in the heaven, she is even more okay as a soy saucer. Nuwa turned around, her skirt snaking across, and nodded at Lao Tzu, " Brothers, I forgive my sisters to leave first."

Lao Tzu's face was blank and expressionless, but Yuan Shi took one more look at Nuwa, and remembering about Nezha, he simply divided the two worlds, "Nezha, he is an explanatory teacher."

Nu Wa laughed and said, "Second senior brother was joking, the Lingzhuzi is my beloved child, and his roots are in Wa Palace."

Yuan Shi shook his face, "Can't you understand human language?"

Nuwa, "..."

You immortal bastard, I swear by the red hydrangea, you Yuanshi will never find a partner in your life!

With a smile on her face, she cursed Yuan Shi in circles, pretending that she didn't hear anything, and dragged her tail away.

The outsiders have all left, and Tongtian doesn't intend to stay. He dragged Qin Feng back to Biyou Palace, but Lao Tzu said, "You two follow me to Bajing Palace, Qin Feng, you go back first."

Tongtian was full of displeasure, Qin Feng didn't think too much, guessing that Lao Tzu was going to have domestic violence again, ignored Tongtian's correct attitude and confession, and went back to hold a celebration banquet for his juniors and younger sisters.

Anyway, the passage of time is different in the sky and the earth, and the celebration banquet is over when Tongtian comes back.

The group of little bastards in Biyou Palace are different from the little bastards next door. They dared to have a celebration banquet before Tong Tian came back, and they continued to have a celebration banquet when they came back.When Qin Feng came back, ghosts were crying and wolves were howling on the island. Shen Gongbao put his arms around Zhao Gongming's waist and wailed loudly, "My hair."

Zhao Gongming was drunk, and when he heard Shen Gongbao shouting Mao, he picked up the black tiger who was stealing alcohol and stuffed it into Shen Gongbao's hands, saying with great pride, "When winter is over, I will make it for my nephew, ten tops, Not twenty cat fur hats."

While crying, Shen Gongbao took out his own hats and placed them neatly on the table, no more, no less, exactly twenty hats, and he cried even more sadly after the arrangement.

He is actually no match for a tiger.

Hearing the strong man's tears, those who heard it were sad, Jin Ling took a hat and put it on Shen Gongbao's head, comforting him, "Today is your happy day for Islam, don't cry."

Shen Gongbao didn't know if he was drunk or he had convulsions. He stood up and distributed the small hats, one for each person. When it was Qin Feng's turn to distribute the hats in his hands, he took off the hats on his head and put them on Qin Feng's head, and took out another one. The small wine glass, foolishly smiled at Qin Feng, "Respect the wine to the teacher."

Qin Feng's capacity for alcohol is actually not very good, ordinary drinks are okay, but the celebration banquet used all millennium old wines, these drinks have no other ability, but high alcohol content, and the Lingtai Qingming of the celestial family.

After a few cups, Qin Feng stepped on the cotton and said he was going to rest. His head was dizzy and he didn't pay attention to the surrounding situation. Two hats?"

Jin Ling pushed the man down on the table, and asked a group of juniors and juniors with a solemn expression, "Did you take a picture?"

The crowd nodded.

"Very good." Jin Ling said, "No one is allowed to speak out about this matter. If anyone dares to chew his tongue, I will send him to Chanjiao as an exchange student."

After talking about it, how can I see my senior brother making a fool of himself.Jin Ling thought for a while and said, "Junior Sister Wudang has set up the intranet, everyone will actively post after they go back, communicate more, and share the results with each other."

She was talking happily, unaware that someone was coming, until the voice of Babel sounded, "What result?"

Jin Ling was taken aback, and stammered, "That's right, learn, learn the materials. Master is back, do you want a drink?"

"That's it." Tong Tian didn't think too much, and refused Jin Ling's drink, "I have something to do with your senior brother."

Jin Ling breathed a sigh of relief, "Brother went to find a place to sober up."

Tong Tian frowned, muttering what he was doing running around, then turned his head and left.

As soon as Tongtian left, a group of disciples jumped up and down again, planning to stay overnight until dawn.

Biyou Palace is said to be big and big, and the three thousand palaces are located in a patchwork, small and small, there are only a few places where Tongtian likes to stroll, and if he goes far away, the disciples are afraid of seeing Tongtian, and Tongtian is not happy.He searched back and forth for a long time, and finally found Qin Feng on the cliff where he usually watched the sunrise. The sea breeze was slightly salty. She was in a daze, with a pair of fluffy animal ears standing on top of her head, and the one on the left was wearing a little black hat, crumbling under the ravages of the sea wind.

Tongtian watched it for a long time and found it interesting, his heart was itchy, he went forward and sat down next to Qin Feng, it took Qin Feng a long time to say, "Master?"

Qin Feng laughed again after asking, "I'm very happy, the master is still here, and the younger brothers and younger sisters have not left."

Tongtian Xindao didn't know what to say, but just looked at Qin Feng's expression, showing a trace of pity, he stretched out his hand to pat his shoulder to comfort him, but Qin Feng subconsciously rubbed his face against Tongtian's hand, his expression was gentle.

"very nice."

Tong Tian saw that Qin Feng was really drunk, so he fished him over, but Qin Feng didn't resist, he squeezed Qin Feng's ear boldly, and when he saw that the person was motionless, he called Qin Feng's name, "Qin Feng? "

Qin Feng yawned, and there was more water in his black and white eyes in the past, he didn't care what Tongtian was doing, but he shrank his head towards Tongtian, saying that he wanted to sleep.

He seemed to realize that the place was too small to stretch his body, so he simply turned into his original shape, curled up into a ball and fell asleep with palms reaching the sky.

Tong Tian didn't know whether to laugh or cry, touched the fluffy in his hand, and felt bad, picked up the little black hat on the ground, put it on Qin Feng's body, and covered it tightly.

If you are fat, you have to lose weight.

The Haitian intersection was already pale, and Tongtian was protecting the little hairball on his palm, smiling unconsciously on his face.

Does this count as watching the sunrise with yourself?

The author has something to say: Donghuangtai, who was defeated by Dijun, took the next best thing and turned to the demon master Kunpeng, hoping to get help from Kunpeng.

He told about all the difficulties he had encountered, and Master Demon Master was indifferent after listening.

"Tianhou Niangniang is developing the economy of the wilderness, which is a good thing."

The golden Donghuang Taiyi didn't really want to hear this reason, he tried to brainwash Kunpeng, "Don't you think this tarnishes the image of Big Brother in your mind?"

"Actually..." Kunpeng said, "I think Empress perfectly outlines the image of Your Majesty."

Donghuang Taiyi was taken aback, and looked at Kunpeng in disbelief.When did Kunpeng also rebel.

Kunpeng took down a doujinshi from the bookshelf behind him, "I am a loyal fan of Your Majesty, and I follow every issue of Your Majesty. In the latest issue of "Rising Sun", the relationship between Your Majesty and His Highness is very sincere. Brothers know each other best, by the way, do you want to see it, Your Highness?"

Donghuang Taiyi held his chest and took two steps back.

Damn why?