Middle-aged Love Patch

"What's the matter, you guys are still on it?" Xu Yishu saw Shiyue running away in a hurry, Xu Youyuan clutched her arms and looked like she could kill, so she couldn't help worrying.

"It's okay, uncle, don't worry." Shi Ye reassured him, "Nowadays, young people sit in front of the computer and work all day, and their cervical spine and tail spine are not good. Wouldn't it be better if you are willing to run away. Let the young couple quarrel..."

When Shi Ye mentioned the "young couple", Xu Youyuan appeared behind her, grabbed her head with one paw, with a dark face:

"I advise you to think carefully before speaking, or you will lose your head."

Shi Ye shrank his neck: "Uncle, help me."

Xu Yishu waved her hand away: "What are you doing here, go downstairs to see Xiaoyue, and help her carry something."

"What are you carrying?" Xu Youyuan nestled into the sofa, "Everyone delivered the courier upstairs, and she ran away because she was afraid of being beaten."

"Aren't you too violent? Go and have a look."

"Don't go. If you don't want to go, you won't go." Xu Youyuan still held a grudge for the thing she was tricked just now—although what happened just now was a rare deviation in her own understanding, but it was also biased by Shi Yue.If it wasn't for her hinting with her lips, how could such a pure and upright person like Xu Youyuan think so?

Damn it's embarrassing.

Xu Youyuan hugged the pillow tightly and buried her face in it, wishing she would never lift it up for the rest of her life.

Shi Yue came back soon, and when Xu Yishu opened the door for her, she was carrying a heavy bag in her left and right hands, and said that she happened to meet the courier brother downstairs, so she helped bring it up.

"Come and eat." Shi Yue consciously continued to sit at the other end farthest from Xu Youyuan, put out the braised meat and beer, and helped everyone share gloves.Shi Yue carefully handed it over to Xu Youyuan, and Xu Youyuan withdrew her hand as soon as she got it.

"Why." Xu Youyuan lowered her eyelids, "Afraid that I will bite you?"

Shi Yue lowered her head and muttered softly, "I just bit it..."

Xu Youyuan: "What are you talking about, you have the ability to speak up."

Xu Youyuan pointed at Shi Yue with a long duck neck, "It seems that you really want to try my dog-beating stick method. Tsk, what kind of black shop is this, and the duck neck is not cut open, so long?"

"It's just that you have to chew the whole root to be strong. I bought such a long one on purpose." Shi Yue said, "Okay, sit down quickly and don't waste the food. Uncle, here." Shi Yue opened the beer and handed it to the beer In front of Xu Yishu.

Xu Yishu has been silently paying attention to the conversation and atmosphere between the two children since just now, took the beer from Shi Yue, said "thank you" and asked:

"When are you getting married?"

Xu Youyuan, who vowed to quit drinking and poured herself a glass of water, sprayed it on the TV. Fortunately, she drank plain water instead of watermelon juice, otherwise the scene would have been too horrifying.

"What are you excited about?" Shi Yue hurried over to help her wipe the water, "Look, the clothes are all wet."

"I'll wipe it myself..." Xu Youyuan squeezed the paper into her hand, "Go back and sit there."

"Oh." Shi Yue retreated obediently.

"Keep watching." Xu Youyuan ordered.

Shi Ye looked at her suspiciously: "What kind of movie are you watching, just watch the two of you flirting and flirting."

"It's just right, don't look at me and turn it off." Xu Youyuan immediately went to pull the mobile hard disk, but was stopped by Shi Yue:

"What are you doing? Let me see. Uncle, come and let it go!" Shi Yue said with a smile, "Today, no one wants to leave until you have finished reading Xu Youyuan's black history!"

Xu Youyuan: "It's still exciting, isn't it?"

Shi Yue was not the only one who was excited, Xu Yishu directly handed the remote control to Shi Yue: "Which one do you want to watch when you are young?"

Xu Youyuan: "Dad?"

I have the remote control in my hand, and Shi Yuean can broadcast it with peace of mind.

In the next video, Xu Youyuan is going to elementary school.

"Youyuan, Youyuan has woken up!" Mom called for a long time, Xu Youyuan, who was hugging the quilt, was still tossing and turning, and Xu Youyuan, who was wearing pajamas and shorts, seemed to have gained a lot of flesh.

"Don't take pictures." Mom turned her head to the camera and said, "Hurry up and think of a way to wake up your precious daughter! You haven't had breakfast yet, and you will be late for the first day of school!"

Dad also called her several times, and she turned over, scratched her belly, and fell asleep on her head.

"Look at your own daughter!" Mom pointed at Xu Youyuan and complained.

"Don't worry, I have a solution. Take it." At this time, he had already changed into a smartphone to shoot, and his father handed the phone to his mother, and he didn't know where he went.When he came back, he had an extra plate of fried chicken in his hand.

Holding a piece of fried chicken just out of the pan, she slowly approached Xu Youyuan's nose.

Xu Youyuan didn't even open her eyes, but she actually reacted to the smell of fried chicken.Dad slowly took the fried chicken away, and Xu Youyuan sat up with the fried chicken.

"Hungry..." Xu Youyuan's hair was messed up, and she finally opened her eyes.

"Hurry up and eat!" Mom stepped forward to help her get dressed, "Please don't play games so late, you won't get up in the morning!"

After Xu Youyuan got dressed, she stood up and hugged her mother's neck like a little panda pounced on the breeder: "Mom, I'm hungry."

"Okay, okay, mom will take you to dinner." Mom gently buttoned up her clothes, carried her to the kitchen.

In the camera is a close-up of Xu Youyuan's chubby face. Xu Youyuan lay on her mother's shoulder and looked at Xu Yishu who was filming, and said a little nervously:

"Will Dad see me off today?"

"Of course I will. Today is an important day for our little yuan, and my father will definitely be there."

"Thank you dad."

"Good girl."

The Xu Youyuan in the movie is softer and more delicious than the cloud muffins, which made Shiyue's heart pounding after watching it.

I really want the current Xu Youyuan to act coquettishly in person!

In this way, Elder Xu Youyuan's burden was too heavy, and he never acted like a baby to her at all.

Shi Yue wanted to reach out to the screen and pinch Xiao Youyuan's face, and secretly swore in her heart that in 2036, Xu Youyuan's elder system must be cracked, so that she could act like a baby in front of her.

In the next few videos, Xu Youyuan quickly gained weight at a speed visible to the naked eye, and often held mobile phones and various game consoles in his hands, either eating or playing games all day long.

On her birthday, sitting in front of the cake filled with candles, Xu Youyuan was still holding a game console in her hand, playing games non-stop.

It wasn't until her mother got angry that she was about to beat her up that she put down the game console and blew out the candle perfunctorily.

"Youyuan, you are one year older, what wish do you want to make this year?" Dad asked.

Xu Youyuan said, "I want PS4."

Mom said: "Change one."

"Oh, that's gone."

Mom: "You..."

Dad hurriedly smoothed things over and said, "How about this, Xiao Yuan, if you can get in the top ten of the class in this final exam, Dad will buy it for you, okay?"

"The top 10 is too difficult. I only got more than 40 in the last exam. You are writing a blank check to train a fool. How about this, how about advancing to the 30th? The 30th or so happens to be from key middle schools The admission line, anyway, I just need to focus on the key points. Whether I was admitted by stepping on the admission line or was admitted as No.1, isn’t it both admitted? There is no difference. When we reach 30, we both still have hope, don’t you think so?”

Mom let out a "hey": "How old is this child, he only has one set, and learning is your own business. Is there anyone who bargains with parents like this?"

"Oh, my own business, if it's my own business, I think it's good to be 40 now."

When her mother rolled up her sleeves and was about to go up and beat Xu Youyuan, Shi Yue praised: "You have been so rigorous in your logic since you were a child, and you have contributed a lot to the game industry. Did you get your ps4 in the end?"

Xu Youyuan said: "Of course I got it in the end. But in my final exam, I remember that I seemed to be the bottom No.3 in the class. Even so, my mother still bought a PS4 as a New Year's gift for me."

Shi Yue: "Auntie is really a peerless fairy."

"Yeah." Xu Yishu also said, "Actually, our Xiaoyuan is very similar to her mother, a typical example of a tough mouth and a soft heart. If Xiaoyuan's mother is still alive, she will probably blush now."

Speaking of Xu Youyuan's deceased mother, the atmosphere was a little silent for a while, but fortunately the next video saved everyone in time.

"Breathe in, come on, Xiaoyuan, breathe in."

In the video, her mother is standing behind Xu Youyuan, pinching the back zipper of Xu Youyuan's skirt, waiting for Xu Youyuan to breathe.He planned to close the damn zipper as soon as his daughter took a deep breath and retracted her stomach.

Compared with the previous video, Xu Youyuan looked a few years older at this time, with short hair cut, and her whole body was as fat as an inflated balloon.Her cheeks were flushed, and she said aggrievedly:

"I've taken several breaths..."

Dad, who was filming on the sidelines, laughed out loud.

"Old Xu, what are you doing!" Mom shouted, "You wait to shoot again! Add to the chaos. Come! Youyuan! Take another breath! You can do it!"

Xu Youyuan's face was flushed, and she finally had some spare time. Her mother took the opportunity to pull the skirt and finally put it on.

"Okay." Mom wiped off the sweat from her forehead, finally slowing down.

Xu Youyuan also came down with slack, and the breath she raised just now fell back heavily, and there was only a "hiss" sound of the skirt's fraying, the back of the skirt was pulled up, but who would have thought that the front would be cracked and fat in vain? The fat belly popped out instantly.

Mom and Xu Youyuan were dumbfounded at the same time.

"Pfft..." Xu Yishu wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh, holding back very hard.

Mom turned her head and glared at him, warning him not to make a sound with her eyes.

"Take it off, mom will help you change into a suitable one."

In fact, I bought this skirt for the Chinese New Year last year. Xu Youyuan liked it very much when I bought it, and I haven't worn it since it was cold.When I wanted to wear it again this year, I was too fat to wear it.

"Mother."

When her mother helped her find a new dress, Xu Youyuan said, "I don't want to wear a dress, and I don't want to go to my aunt's wedding, is that okay?"

Xu Youyuan lowered her head like a dejected raccoon.

Mom glances in the direction of the camera, exchanging glances with Dad.

"If the child doesn't want to go, don't go, don't force her." Xu Yishu said.

"Youyuan, do you not want to go to your aunt's wedding because you don't like the wedding atmosphere, or because you are unhappy about the dress?" The mother simply sat on the ground and looked up at her daughter.

Xu Youyuan was silent for a while and said, "I want to go, but I don't want to wear a skirt."

"Can I wear something else?"

Xu Youyuan looked at the skirt that was stretched by her, and lowered her head without answering.

"Young Yuan, don't lower your head, you don't have to be ashamed if you like anything. Do you understand living for yourself?" Mom held her hand, not like talking to a child, but talking to adults of the same age "But in the same way, you need to fight for everything you like. You like small skirts and you like to eat, but if you eat too much, you will easily gain weight. There is no way, you have to make a choice between these two favorite things."

Xu Youyuan's answer was a bit unexpected to her parents: "Do I want both? I like both, and I don't want to choose."

The mother who had been serious for a long time couldn't help but smile when she heard this answer: "Then do some exercise for me! Tomorrow night, after finishing homework, play less games and go downstairs for a run with your dad."

Xu Yishu: "Ah? Why did you take me out?"

"I'm so tired from running..." Xu Youyuan was listless.

"If you don't want to choose, and want everything, you will naturally spend more energy than others. But isn't it worth it for what you like?"

Xu Youyuan looked at her mother, seeming to understand, and her eyes became firmer, as if she had made an agreement with herself and secretly made up her mind.

"Chicken soup is a tradition in our family." Xu Yishu opened a can of beer outside the screen, leaned on the sofa and stared at his wife who lived inside the screen, with gentle eyes, "Youyuan always said that I love to pour chicken soup for you. In fact, we The one who likes to pour chicken soup the most is your mother. She has never known how to communicate with you better than me."

These past events are photographed and become electronic data. Even if the mother is gone, her past can still be read by those who miss her.

The "Eternal Memory" game independently developed by Xu Youyuan is actually an upgraded version of photography, allowing family and friends not only to watch in front of the screen, but also to enter the holographic scene to recall more three-dimensionally.

Many people are resistant to novelty in the development of science and technology. In fact, the source is the fear of the unknown.Just like when foreigners took pictures of Qing Dynasty people with cameras for the first time, Qing Dynasty people also thought it was a magic weapon that would capture people's souls - because they didn't understand the principle of cameras.Later, when I understood it, I naturally understood it.

Xu Youyuan didn't know her father's attitude towards entering the holographic memory game and meeting her deceased mother face to face. "Eternal Memory" has been optimized a lot, but it's not good to take him into the game rashly.Find an opportunity to make indirect remarks to see what Dad thinks.

"So, Xu Youyuan, have you made up your mind to run in the future?" Shi Yue focused on the core issues.

Xu Youyuan: "What are you asking about? Don't you know that I didn't lose weight when I went to college?" Recalling the sad past when her skirt exploded, Xu Youyuan forked a muffin for herself to comfort her. Take a look at yourself.

"I ran. I was really motivated at the time. I bought a lot of badminton rackets and sneakers. I ended up exercising for a week and playing games again." Xu Yishu said, "My habit of running at night has always been Persevered."

Shi Yue nodded: "It seems that Xu Youyuan has done a lot of good things."

Shi Ye sighed: "Auntie is so kind, she is so gentle and can educate children. If I have children, I don't know if I can be like Auntie."

"You're only half right." Xu Yishu said, "I'm not saying that her mother's education is a problem, I mean that she did teach very well, so that you can stand firm from an early age and pursue whatever you like, but Her mother also had a headache for a while."

"You mean the time when I was frequently invited by parents?" Xu Youyuan asked.

"Which paragraph? Why don't I know?" Shi Ye asked.

"You and I only got together when we were in the second year of junior high school. In the first year of junior high school, I bought a PSP and played games in class all day long, and then I was invited as a parent. It sounds like it's my fault, but it's not, it's the math teacher who insisted. P.E. class and music class were taken up. I originally planned to play games in these two classes, but the result was taken up, and the plan of passing the test was disrupted. I still have to write manuscripts to earn pocket money. It counts once or twice No, every time it is occupied, I have to use the PSP to fight for the physical education teacher and the music teacher."

Xu Yishu clicked on a new video.

Xu Youyuan, who was sitting opposite the dining table, looked fatter than when she burst her skirt, Xu Youyuan pointed to herself: "The first day of junior high school is the peak of my weight, and this time should be the fattest time."

Mom seems to have had a big meal, and she was taking a break, looking back at the camera: "Is this going to be filmed?"

Xu Yishu said: "Important family meeting, keep it as a souvenir."

The mother seemed to have a headache, she supported her head for a while and said, "Youyuan, I can understand what you said. Your father and I have played the little game you made yourself. It's very interesting. We all believe in your ability in this regard." Talent. In fact, we have discovered your interest since you just learned to walk. Let me tell you that when you were young, you liked to stare at the computer when you didn’t even know what games were. This is your talent. Elementary school students can There are really not many people who program and make games by themselves. Both your father and I think that our little yuan is a little genius, destined to be different from ordinary people.

"You said what you wanted since you were a child, as long as it is within our family's ability, which one did not buy for you? You bought all those game consoles for you, even if you didn't even pass the 30th place in the exam, wouldn't it be regarded as Did you get a New Year’s gift? Even if you like it, you can’t bring the game console to the classroom. How do you ask your mother to tell the teacher? Say, “Our young kite is a genius. If you don’t want to study, you can leave it alone.” , so to speak? Is it suitable for you to taste."

Xu Youyuan said sincerely: "It's not suitable."

Originally, my mother was not very angry. After all, her daughter's talent in the field of games exceeded the expectations of the couple, and she wanted to train her in this area.When Xu Youyuan admitted her mistake like this, her mother's heart softened even more.

It’s one thing to be rewarded by God, but you still have to go to school. Formal education is the cornerstone. If you don’t lay the cornerstone well, you will easily encounter bottlenecks if you want to go up.

My mother tried her best to let her know the importance of the "cornerstone" and teach her how to allocate time reasonably and respect teachers.

"Of course, you must never give up what you like, and your parents will always support you behind you." My mother was afraid that she would be assimilated by the environment, so she emphasized the importance of insisting on herself.

"So, you have to face your true self and insist on what you like, right?" Xu Youyuan, who had been silently listening to her mother's nagging, finally spoke.

Mother held her hand across the table: "Youyuan, you are the only one who can decide your life forever. Parents will always be your strong backing and support all your decisions."

"Mom." Xu Youyuan was a little confused by the chicken soup, but she held her mother's hand and said, "There is something I haven't told you all this time, I'm afraid you will object. But you said, like Never give up on things. So I want to tell you..."

Mom looked expectant, even the camera was raised a little, Xu Yishu stretched his neck in anticipation.

"I like girls."

Xu Youyuan used five words to freeze the couple in place.

"Oh my god." Shi Ye covered his eyes, not daring to read on.I heard that Xu Youyuan came out of the closet at a very young age, and Shi Ye also admired her courage, but he never thought that the scene of coming out was so scary.

"What did you say?" After ten seconds of delay, my mother came back to her senses first.

"You heard it all just now." Xu Youyuan repeated loudly without fear, "I like girls!"

Mom stood up suddenly, the table creaked and was almost overturned.

Shi Yue turned her head and gave Xu Youyuan a thumbs up: "You are a real warrior."

Xu Youyuan ignored her, looking back at what she did when she was a teenager, she also felt quite stupid.

"Your mother mentioned this before she left." Xu Yishu had already finished a bottle of beer. For an old alcoholic, drinking beer is like drinking water. "She said that she overreacted to your coming out. One point, the child told the truth because she trusted her parents, and she almost flipped the table. Fortunately, you have always had your own ideas and were not influenced by her. Seeing that your career and family are very successful later, she feels at ease... " Xu Yishu paused here, and added, "When she left, you haven't encountered those things that happened later."

"You must have your own opinions, work hard for what you like, and don't care about other people's evaluations. This is what my mother taught me, and it is the wealth she left me. When I was young, I didn't think about it. You and My mother worried about me a lot."

"How come, you are so good, your mother and I are proud. Except for playing games for too long and the problem of puppy love, basically your mother and I have never worried about it."

"Puppy love?" Shi Yue sat upright in a jerk, her ears immediately pricked up, "Uncle, who is Xu Youyuan dating? Did she fall in love before she got married?"

Xu Yishu suddenly realized that he had said something wrong, and looked in Xu Youyuan's direction, wanting her to speak for herself.

"Puppy love is a ghost, you and my mother misunderstood and still have the nerve to press my head." Xu Youyuan said while eating the muffin. The more outrageous the past, the happier she ate. To be wiped out by her alone.

"Misunderstanding? With whom? What's going on." Shi Yue asked repeatedly.

Shi Ye had been happily eating melons and watching the show, waiting to continue listening to gossip, until Xu Youyuan and Xu Yishu, the father and daughter, turned their eyes to her.

Shi Ye: "?"