Middle-aged Love Patch

"Ding ding ding" the doorbell rang non-stop, Xu Youyuan's stomach growling sounded like the doorbell's.

That's how I choose the day!Just when people are planning to avoid food, they will send their favorite calorie bomb!

Why send it at this o'clock!

Why not send it sooner!

Xu Youyuan lay on the wall and tossed and turned, her heart was at war between heaven and man, and she was extremely entangled.

"What's the matter, daughter." Xu Yishu came out of the bedroom with a mobile hard drive, "Are you painting the walls? Who rings the doorbell outside, and you won't open the door for others."

"Uncle!" Shi Yue called out at the right time, "It's me!"

When Xu Yishu heard it was Shi Yue's voice, he immediately ran over and opened the door. Outside the door was the Shi family sisters who were still smiling brightly, and said in unison:

"Good evening, uncle."

"Hey, hello. You Yuan, what's the matter with you, hurry up and get the slippers."

"Oh..." Xu Youyuan floated to get the slippers like a ghost, and put them on the porch.

Shi Yue and Shi Ye entered the door one after the other. Shi Yue saw Xu Youyuan's lack of energy, and asked Xu Yishu: "Uncle, what's wrong with Youyuan? You're listless, are you sick?"

"Don't bother with her, she's sick, what are you talking about losing weight?" Xu Yishu complained about her.

"Losing weight?" Shi Yue put the muffins on the table, righteously, like reciting a poem, and said seriously, "Youyuan, you are not fat at all, why do you want to lose weight?"

"Isn't it!" Xu Yishu echoed, "I think so too, why is she fat? Our young Yuan has always had a wrong understanding of herself. She was really fat in high school, but she never took it to heart. Now she is so thin With thin arms and legs, I am thinking about losing weight."

Xu Youyuan didn't speak the whole time, and restrained her inner desire wholeheartedly, not looking at that soft, sweet, bright...almost perfect cloud muffin.

"I said, blocking us out, it turned out that it was the heat that blocked us." Shi Yue smiled at Xu Youyuan, "Why do you think my timing is so accurate? All right, if you don't eat, you don't eat, I'll help you Put it in the refrigerator, and take it out when you want to eat it later, call me, and I will come to help you defrost it perfectly."

Xu Yishu saw the longing in Xu Youyuan's eyes: "In this way, you can just take a small bite and taste the taste, and you won't be allowed to eat more. It's enough to pad your stomach. Your stomach is screaming, and you have to eat it in the middle of the night." Compete with snoring to see who can yell louder."

Xu Youyuan: "You're the one snoring."

Shi Yue squinted her eyes and smiled: "Okay, if you talk back, it means that you are still energetic and not dizzy from hunger."

Shi Ye whispered in Xu Youyuan's ear: "Xiaoyue spent three hours making it, and went to several places by herself just to prepare the materials. You really don't want to eat it. If you don't want to eat it, I'll take it back. I wanted to take a sip before, and this little bastard guarded me like a thief."

Xu Youyuan was hesitating there, Xu Yishu didn't plan to talk to her anymore, and called Shi Yue and Shi Ye to come over: "We are planning to watch a home video, you two are here just in time, can you watch it together?"

"Home video?" Shi Yue's eyes lit up, "Is it Xu Youyuan's childhood video?"

"From birth, everything!"

"It's up to you to see, come and see." Shi Yue immediately left the 35-year-old Xu Youyuan behind and rushed to the embrace of the newborn little Youyuan.

"That's my black history! Don't show it to others!" Xu Youyuan protested.

Although Xu Yishu got older and less serious, he usually complained about his daughter, but when Xu Youyuan said this, privacy is really not good, so he let it out like this, and said weakly: "How can you be someone else when you are young?" ?”, the action of connecting the mobile hard disk to the TV also stopped.

Shi Yue was already in the first row, and Xu Youyuan beat her back mercilessly, looking at Xu Youyuan pitifully:

"Is it really not possible..."

It can't be so cute, it's too foul.Xu Youyuan insulted Shi Yue in her heart.

"It's better like this, let's exchange." Shi Yue tempted, "You show me your black history, and I will show you mine, how about a fair trade?"

"How can a genius girl have a dark history?" Xu Youyuan was not fooled.

"Oh. Then you can show me one-sidedly." Shi Yue didn't even hide it, and immediately stopped cheating.

"Can a cheater take a snack..."

"Why do you call it cheating? Xu Youyuan, can you keep some truth, kindness and beauty in your heart? I want to know you, okay? It's too exaggerated to say black history, isn't it all you? And it's not like I didn't know you before , right." Shi Yue threatened and lured her, and in the end she acted coquettishly, "Okay, okay, let me see."

"Fouling again..." Xu Youyuan couldn't tell if she was a hard-hearted, stupid straight man, or if she wanted to see more cuteness in Shi Yue, so she kept refusing.

Shi Ye, who was sitting by the side, was sleepy, yawning while eating muffins:

"Can the two of you decide quickly whether to read black history or go home and sleep directly? It's a sure letter. Afu is still waiting for me."

Xu Youyuan: "Who told you to eat my muffins, spit them out!"

Shi Ye ate happily: "Didn't you stop eating? I thought not to waste it. What's the matter, are you thinking about it again?"

"If I don't eat it now, I can eat it tomorrow. Shi Yue made it for me..." Xu Youyuan stepped forward to rescue the pancake from Shi Ye's hand, and protected it tightly so that Shi Ye would not steal it again. Chance to eat.

"Then can I exchange muffins for your black history? Can I read it?" Shi Yue moved to her side and asked with a smile.

Xu Youyuan sighed: "Look, look, even if you don't watch it today, Lao Xu will secretly take you to watch it tomorrow. You will laugh at me sooner or later, so it's better to let you laugh all at once tonight."

In fact, Xu Youyuan was happy when she saw Yueyue, the lovely old Xu, and she had already agreed in her heart, but she just struggled for the sake of face.

With Xu Youyuan's permission, Shi Yue used her mobile phone to order a lot of lo-mei and beer in the online supermarket on the spot, and asked Xu Yishu, "Uncle, what do you want to drink? Beer or white?"

Xu Yishu said cheerfully: "I'll just drink some beer with you. If I drink too much white beer, some people will start bluffing again."

Xu Youyuan: "What's the matter, old Xu, I have changed from your biological daughter to someone else? Tell me about how you drank yourself, even if you passed out at home, you passed out outside, how did you and Shi Yue meet again? Did I say something wrong to you?"

Xu Yishu: "Haven't I already reformed myself? I haven't been drunk for a long time, and I haven't seen you praise me."

When Shi Yue saw that the father and daughter were fighting each other endlessly, she knew who Xu Youyuan had inherited so much love for people: "Then uncle, I will bring you some beer. Sis, you drink beer like me, Xu Youyuan How about you, You Yuan? What would you like to drink?"

Xu Youyuan: "No need, I'll drink it for nothing."

"Okay, I've placed an order."

When Shiyue placed the order, Xu Xiaoyuan glanced at her phone, and the payment amount was 580 yuan.

Xu Youyuan was shocked: "You have to buy so many appetizers after looking at black history, let me see what you bought, it's more than 500 yuan!"

"Just some lo mei, duck tongue and duck neck."

"I bought ten boxes each. Are you feeding pigs? Is your sister a pig or my dad a pig?"

Having been silent all the time, when Xu Youyuan was not paying attention and took a few mouthfuls of muffins, Shiye finally couldn't help but speak:

"How do you say it? Why can't my sister be a pig herself?"

Shi Yue: "Are you my real sister?"

"Okay, okay." Xu Yishu connected the mobile hard disk to the TV and started playing the video, "It's started!"

"It started so soon, and the appetizers haven't arrived yet, Uncle."

"It's okay, the film is very long, thirty or forty paragraphs. From the birth of Xiaoyuan, every birthday or festival, and some important days, my mother and I will help her record it. I can't finish watching it tonight. Choose some important ones to watch, I guess I haven't read half of them by the time the snacks arrive."

Xu Yishu held the remote control and hesitated in the movie preview, not knowing which segment to choose first.

"Uncle, let's start from the beginning." Shi Yue was very calm on the surface, but sparks had already started to flare up in her heart.On the cover of the video, the childhood Xu Youyuan is clearly a cute little fat chirp.

When she first had an impression of Xu Youyuan, Xu Youyuan was already an adult, she was always older than her, and always looked like an adult.During this period of getting along, they always regarded themselves as elders.

Shi Yue desperately wants to see Xu Youyuan, who was so milky when she was a child!Uncle, don't choose, any part is very important!

"Okay." Xu Yishu sorted by time and chose the first movie, "Then watch it from birth."

The film begins with a small, red baby face with closed eyes and slightly swollen eyelids, wrapped in a warm blanket with a piggy pattern, looking like an alien.

"This is the first time Youyuan met her mother." Xu Yishu said, "Her mother struggled with giving birth to her for a long time. At the beginning, she insisted on giving birth naturally, but she had to be born prematurely. Her mother's body was not good. Great, I was stabbed again, and almost confessed to half my life.

"Because she was born prematurely and was afraid of developmental problems, Youyuan stayed in the intensive care unit for more than half a month. Her mother was in poor health and couldn't get out of bed. It was almost two weeks after Xiaoyuan was born that they saw each other for the first time. That's it. "

Xu Yishu recalled the past warmly, Xu Youyuan asked him in a low voice: "Why didn't you tell me about this?"

"It's your mother who doesn't want you to know, but I think you have the right to know how you came to this world, and you should also know what your mother went through when she gave birth to you. Before your mother was still alive, it was also I don't want to burden you or kidnap you. Now that she's gone, I can finally talk to you..."

Of course Xu Youyuan understands how much love her mother has poured into her. Regardless of how stable she is now, when she should have been rebellious when she was a child, she often rebelled and caused a lot of trouble.Mom never really disliked her...

"It's so ugly." The mother's voice came from the screen, "Is this my daughter? Why is it so ugly? Xu Yishu, why don't you go and see, our daughter is not being transferred."

The mother spoke very seriously, and Xu Youyuan herself, who was still immersed in the residual heat of her mother's love: "..."

The two sisters of the Shi family pinched each other's knees, holding back their laughter.

In the film, Xu Yishu, an intellectual, persuaded her: "All babies are almost ugly when they are born. This must be our daughter. Look, how much like us."

Mom said, "Like you."

Shi Ye laughed loudly, and Shi Yue looked at Xu Youyuan who was huddled in the corner of the sofa: "Your mother taught you how to complain."

Xu Youyuan couldn't refute it, after all, she was dissed by her own mother, so she had no choice but to admit it.

"But it's also very cute. At that time, you can see the outline now. The small nose is very delicate, and the eyelashes are so long. They are a pair of beautiful big eyes." Shi Yue leaned forward, carefully Carefully watching Xu Youyuan's appearance when she first came to this world, trying to find all the beautiful words to describe Xu Youyuan.

Xu Youyuan lived up to her ancestral ability to complain, hugging her knees and said, "Where are the eyes, can't you see them at all?"

Shi Yue: "What's the matter with you, isn't it good to praise you?"

"The key is that you are boasting with your eyes closed."

"Okay, shh, don't make noise, just focus on watching the movie." Shi Yue also taught Xu Youyuan a lesson.

If there were only the two of them, Xu Youyuan would have jumped up to pinch her long ago, and since both parents were present, it would be difficult for Xu Youyuan to do anything, but the account would have to be counted together.

The first video is played, and the second video is Xu Youyuan learning to walk.

The hair on the big round head was very soft, and the hair stood up after taking two steps. Xu Youyuan stared fiercely at the camera with a dinosaur toy in one hand.

Closer to the camera is the voice of parents.

"Youyuan, come here, come here."

"Go slowly and come to Mom and Dad."

Xu Youyuan staggered and walked forward, she didn't feel any pain at all, she immediately stood up and continued to rush forward.

Mom said: "Slow down! This kid can't even walk steadily. Why did he start running?"

Xu Youyuan originally ran towards the camera, but suddenly turned around when she was almost in front of her.

Xu Yishu holding the camera: "Where is the person?"

The camera shakes, looking for Xu Youyuan.Mom said: "Xu Yishu, come and see your precious daughter."

The camera adjusted its direction following Xu Youyuan. The petite Xu Youyuan grabbed the little dinosaur doll with one hand and stared intently at the web game advertisement that popped up on the desktop computer screen.

"Have you noticed?" Mom said, "Your daughter really likes to watch these messy things. It was the same last time. When her cousin came to play, she played a game of snake eating. After seeing it, Xiaoyuan didn't even cry. Internet addiction at a young age?"

"No way, isn't it normal for children to be attracted by games and animations? You're too good at associating."

"hope so……"

"I can feel the despair of my uncle and aunt through the screen." After the second segment of the video ended, Shi Yue commented on a segment as usual, "Xu Youyuan, you have loved games since you were so young."

Before Xu Youyuan could answer, Ye blocked her back: "You are not the same. You would snatch my toys when you were one year old, and you turned all my dolls into bald heads."

Shi Yue: "..."

Xu Youyuan laughed together, Shi Yue said:

"Uncle, let's read the next paragraph quickly."

"It's coming." Xu Yishu also announced, "This episode is very exciting. Youyuan is in kindergarten, and it's the first time in her life to perform on stage."

"Where is it?" Shi Ye watched for a long time but did not see Xu Youyuan on the stage, "Why can't I find her."

This is a children's drama, there are flowers, trees, a little girl and a little lion, all of which are played by children in costumes.

"I found it." Shi Yue pointed to a sunflower in the upper right corner and said, "Is it there?"

"Xiaoyue's eyes are really good." Xu Yishu praised.

Only then did Shi Ye see that Xu Youyuan was dressed as a sunflower, her whole body was wrapped in costumes, only a thick and fierce face was protruding from the sunflower petals, and there was no hair decoration at all. It was the bald face that set off Xu Youyuan's bored little expression more clearly.

Xu Yishu: "The excitement has just begun."

Xu Youyuan: "You still have a high-energy warning? I was really wronged, right?"

Shi Yue: "Hush Xu Youyuan, please keep your voice down, don't delay watching Xiao Youyuan."

Xu Youyuan: "..."

Little Youyuan squinted her eyes, becoming more and more sleepy, and finally couldn't help but yawned.

This yawn was very sincere, the mouth was opened wide, and tears poured out crazily.

One yawn was not enough, Xu Youyuan yawned several times, even the parents who took the camera kept yawning.

"Look at that kid." Someone in the audience whispered.

"Really, I'm sleepy seeing her yawning... ah—"

There was a lot of yawning in the auditorium, Xu Youyuan yawned one by one, and the audience yawned a group. In the end, everyone was sleepy and looked at each other, which caused a lot of laughter.

Everyone was talking about the little sleepy kid. The little girl dancing in the middle who played the leading role was not happy, stomped her feet and cried, and ran off the stage covering her face without acting.

"Ouch, what's going on." Dad felt a big crisis.

"This... go back and spend some time with other people's children." Mom also felt that it was not appropriate.

And Xu Youyuan, who didn't know anything, let out another big yawn, causing the audience to burst into laughter.

Shi Yue held her stomach and burst into tears: "Xu Youyuan, what's the matter with you, you've been so sleep-deprived since you were a child, no wonder you feel very solid when you sleep now."

Xu Youyuan blushed, "Can you concentrate on watching the movie?"

"Uncle, is there any follow-up to this matter?"

Xu Yishu said: "Yes, youyuan and her mother and I went to apologize to the little girl."

Xu Youyuan is actually a bit regretful, this home video completely presents all the dark history of her life to Shi Yue, and it also comes with an explanation function for Old Xu.

She shouldn't have been let in.

Xu Youyuan was angry and took a bite of the muffin.

The muffin entrance is amazing.

Depend on!It's so delicious!

She took a small piece of muffin with a fork and put it in her mouth. Before eating, Xu Youyuan, a senior foodie, could already predict how delicious the muffin was just by looking at the appearance. Unexpectedly, the rich and soft taste was completely beyond her imagination. It is even more fascinating than the cloud muffin she was obsessed with back then.

Xu Youyuan held the fork in her hand and wanted to fork off another piece, but she held back because someone was watching secretly.

Shi Yue is very busy, while chatting with Xu Yishu, she can't miss all the childhood Xu Youyuan in the movie, and also pays attention to Xu Youyuan's every move in reality.

"Is it delicious?" Shi Yue raised an eyebrow at her.

In order to hide from her, Xu Youyuan had already ran to a small corner to stay, separated from her by Shi Ye and Xu Yishu, so she could still be spotted at a glance.

Xu Youyuan pretended that nothing happened, stared at Shi Yue with serious eyes, then shook her head in the direction of the TV series, warning her to watch the film well and not half-hearted.

Shi Yue tapped her lips.

Xu Youyuan: "?"

Shi Yue continued to click, and even stuck out her tongue to lick it.

Dry.Xu Youyuan insulted Shi Yue again in her heart, "Old Xu is still here, what's the fuss about the bastard.

Xu Youyuan shook her head vigorously—are you crazy?Can you be more serious in front of your parents?You have a thick skin and I still have a face!

Shi Yue frowned, as if she couldn't understand her words, she still nodded her lips.

Still want to forcefully play hooligans, right?Xu Youyuan really can't stand it, the annoying little bastard never makes people feel at ease, and she is too courageous.

It happened to be so cute and attractive, which made Xu Youyuan more appetizing than the muffins she held in her hand.

Shi Yue relentlessly "asked for a kiss" there, Xu Youyuan surrendered, so she had no choice but to put the plate away, stood up and said, "I'm going to the bathroom."

Xu Yishu didn't even raise his eyelids, he was still staring at the TV: "Go, go."

Shi Ye didn't care about her either: "Uncle, Auntie was so pretty when she was young, like a celebrity."

Xu Yishu was proud: "That's right, the few years after the birth of Xiaoyuan was not in good condition, and it will look better after recovery. People used to say that Tingting married me because I was a high-flyer. There is no way, who made me more attractive."

Shi Ye grinned, and the two of them could chat together.Shi Ye felt Shi Yue stood up beside him, Xu Yishu was about to look over inadvertently, Shi Ye quickly grabbed his attention:

"Uncle, who was chasing who when you were in love with auntie?"

Xu Yishu said "Huh?", and was easily attracted by Shi Ye: "Of course I chased her. Tingting has been chasing her since she was a child, but she didn't like any of them until I The emergence of..."

Shi Yue gave her sister a thumbs up and followed Xu Youyuan into the bathroom.

As soon as she entered, Xu Youyuan grabbed her by the collar and hit the wall directly.

"What are you doing?" Xu Youyuan lowered her voice and glared fiercely at Shi Yue, "It's fine to make trouble at ordinary times, but can you be more honest in front of my father?"

"Why am I dishonest?" Shi Yue felt quite wronged, "And did you misunderstand uncle? I think uncle is more talkative and cheerful than you."

"What's the matter with you? How could you come to other people's houses to make trouble like this?"

Shi Yue nodded her lips.

"Are you still here?"

"What's wrong with me, you scolded me for being so obedient." Shi Yue pouted and felt aggrieved, "Don't you want to see me?"

"Not really..." Xu Youyuan.

"Then you just want to see me. I spent three hours making muffins for this excuse, but unfortunately I was taught a lesson in the end." Shi Yue lowered her head, but her pitiful appearance was even in front of her. Just joking, also made Xu Youyuan's heart crisp and soft.

I can't see Shi Yue's sad look at all...

Shi Yue lamented here for a long time, but her mouth never stopped.

Xu Youyuan really couldn't stand her nagging, she tightened her fingers on Shiyue's collar, tiptoed slightly, and kissed Shiyue's lips.

Shi Yue: "??"

This was totally beyond Shi Yue's expectation, when Shi Yue was about to chase the kiss, Xu Youyuan's lips left.

"It's all right now, don't make trouble." Xu Youyuan calmly explained to Shi Yue, it didn't look like she had just finished kissing at all, it was more like she was going to perform a peacekeeping mission.

Xu Youyuan's face started to feel hot when she walked out of the bathroom. From the bathroom to the living room, she had to go through a small corridor and turn a corner. She was confident that she could suppress her fast heartbeat and reddened ears and cheeks when she returned to the living room. .

It's all this dead boy, the way he asks for a kiss is too soft-hearted.

After walking two steps, I felt something foreign on my lips. I glued it down with my fingers and saw the residue of muffins.

It was accidentally stuck when she was eating muffins just now.

Xu Youyuan stopped and suddenly understood.

In this way, Shi Yue's movements of tapping and licking her lips...

Xu Youyuan stood where she was, as if struck by lightning.

She was just reminding me that there was something on my lips, but I took the initiative to kiss her——while Xu Youyuan sorted out the matter, Shi Yue appeared behind her, poked her face from behind her shoulder, and said softly:

"It's more enthusiastic than I imagined."

Taking advantage of the opportunity, she kissed Xu Youyuan's cheek.

Xu Youyuan turned around and was about to beat her up, but Shi Yue ran away, and rushed to the living room in two or three steps, indeed at the speed of a sprinter.

"What's wrong?" Xu Yishu and Shi Ye both looked back.

"It's nothing." Shi Yue said, "I'm just playing around with Xiaoyuan, right Xiaoyuan."

Xu Youyuan stood at the corner, where only Shiyue could see, and pointed her fingers vigorously——Come here!

Shi Yue narrowed her eyes and nodded her lips again.

This brat knows it all!Totally on purpose!

cheated!

Xu Youyuan grabbed the "Fu" pendant on the wall and threw it at her.

Shi Yue easily dodged without saying anything, Xu Youyuan twisted her arm too hard, grinning her teeth in pain.

"Cough!" Shi Yue said, "Uncle, lo mei and wine seem to have arrived, I'll go down and help get them!"

Run away now.