Up South Down North [Entertainment]

Shi Nan glanced at the time, it was already 12 o'clock noon, and it was probably past meal time when he came back from buying meat.Everyone decided to deal with the staple food that they hadn’t eaten in the morning. Fortunately, there are fresh eggs and ready-made winter bamboo shoots in the kitchen. Several people fried two dishes and made a simple meal for the children. They planned to have another delicious meal in the evening pause.

The children have to take a nap at noon. During this time, Song Ye brought corn stalks from the kitchen and invited a few idle adults to "earn income through labor" together.

In fact, Song Ye can only weave the simplest basket, which was taught by the squad leader of the army’s cooking class in his early years. He twisted and twirled, but he was not very proficient at first. a small circle.Song Ye is not afraid of the cold, wearing an army green T-shirt in early spring, with a cigarette dangling from his mouth, the things he makes look good.Everyone formed a circle, watching the "silent teacher" quickly demonstrate the basket weaving skills, and all showed admiration.

"Old Song, everyone can't learn like you." Liang Zixuan chuckled, took the cigarette out of Song Ye's mouth lightly, pressed it into a paper cup with the show's logo on it, "Smoking is harmful to health."

Everyone nodded.

Song Ye coughed lightly and said in a low voice, "Never smoke in front of children."

At the same time, slow down the speed in your hands, and everyone will learn together, but the results are still bleak.In the end, it turned into Song Ye weaving baskets, and the rest of the people sat around and chatted about homework.They are all Yi families with children, and the topic always comes back to the children.

"Liangliang suffered a lot when she was pregnant with Zhuangzhuang. We trained in the early years, and there were more or less injuries on his body. Don't look at Zhuangzhuang now running around, and he can't eat enough. He was born with only 5 catties and 2 taels. He was born prematurely. My son, and... it must have not been dealt with properly. Less than a week after the baby was born, the belly button actually became inflamed... At that time, everyone said that the baby was so young, and there was such a serious inflammation on his body. It is very dangerous, let us be mentally prepared, Liangliang kept holding Zhuangzhuang, we changed hospitals, one family after another. In the end, I asked the coach to find the General Hospital of the Military Region. He was an old doctor, and no one else dared to take medicine. The medicine is prescribed..." Zhang Shuai bent and turned a corn stalk, speaking in a low voice.

"So our whole family dotes on him, my parents in my hometown, and Liangliang's father... Zhuangzhuang is so naughty now, we are used to it." Zhang Shuai smiled shyly, "I came this time to see my colleagues Little Baozi, I'm really envious. Not to mention the cute little girl, even Little Baozi, who is almost a year younger than Zhuang Zhuang, is much more sensible than him... It's all the mistakes of us adults. But sometimes... ...When I think of Zhuang Zhuang crying sickly in my arms like a kitten, I can't bear to beat him... His nickname, Zhuang Zhuang, was given by his grandfather, and everyone in the family hopes that he will be healthy ..."

Heart-to-heart chatting is what Bei Gu is good at. In the past, his title of "Little Sun" in the crew was by no means in vain. When Baozi was "nominated", Shi Nan was always silent. He immediately went on to say: "Baozi is skinny at home. It’s because he’s still young, and he’s still a bit shy, and he’s still waiting and learning about everything. Listen to me, when you get used to it, you’ll find that there’s no boy who doesn’t have skin, it’s just divided into outer skin and inner skin. Boys are skinny. Ah, the more skin you have, the more promising you will be in the future! But you can’t be ambiguous about matters of principle, and you should educate.” Our family tries to educate in private as much as possible, so...

After the program aired, Bei Gu's passage "theory about skin" was played three times in bold subtitles by the program group.Once became a catchphrase and a hot topic on the Internet.And Bei Gu was immediately classified by netizens into the "outer skin" camp, and Shi Nan became a representative of the "inner skin".

Song Ye was weaving straw baskets, and he was amused by Bei Gu's "false reasoning", and his usually serious and stern face became lively, and he also joked: "Yes, I like leather as a soldier. Quick response, quick brain If you don’t accept it, you can train it. After training, it’s a sharp knife. It’s like trabecula... just the inner skin... tsk! Can’t be provoked, can’t be provoked!”

Liang Zixuan just smiled and didn't say anything.

Everyone probably knew the specific reason why Song Ye was injured in the process of digging winter bamboo shoots in the morning. It is a man who has a dream of a military uniform or a heroic complex in his heart, especially when he is a powerful special soldier, defending his home and country in the hail of bullets, and becoming a family member. The heroic kind.

At that time, Song Ye was digging bamboo shoots alone with a hoe on his shoulder. It was not obvious on the flat ground, but when he climbed the mountain faster, he could see a little unnaturalness.Bei Gu happened to see it, and asked Liang Zixuan worriedly in a low voice, "Brother Song... is he okay? Is it a bit humid and cold here near the sea...?"

Liang Zixuan looked up, his eyes were calm, "It's okay, he was injured earlier. He's almost recovered. These are some sequelae, but they are not particularly painful."

"It's convenient to ask... Of course, if it involves personal... I have no other meaning..."

"You want to ask how he got hurt? It's okay, there's nothing you can't say. He did it to save me from my injury." Liang Zixuan's black eyes behind his glasses shimmered with brilliance.Bei Gu understood it with such eyes—a little regret, but more pride, "He was injured by a malfunctioning test product in a single-soldier battle, and his calf was shattered. I used to be a military | As a designer of equipment|military|engineering, we usually try out new weapons and equipment in large drills. Our team was debugging other experimental products. I was debugging my own equipment next to the failed experimental product, and he suddenly threw me on the ground. ..."

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Everyone chatted happily, and King Ling Tian started a new topic, chatting with the Song Ye family, who is also a little princess, about raising a little girl.After all, the couple in the family are big men, and there will always be many worries about raising a delicate little princess.

Before Bei Gu secretly fantasized about having a daughter, thinking of a little girl who had all the advantages of him and Shi Nan, playing with dolls in a small skirt, his heart softened.Listening to the conversation between Ling Tianwang and Liang Zixuan, I realized that raising a little girl is more difficult than raising a little monkey.

The family chatted happily, and the distance increased a lot. It wasn't until the babies woke up from their nap that Song Ye finally made a basket.

The afternoon's itinerary was to buy vegetables and meat and come back to cook. The group went to the family that bought the vegetable basket first.

"How much did you say?" Ling Tianwang was so shocked that he almost made a dolphin sound on the spot.

The name of the village rubbed his hands, with a troubled expression on his face, "It's 11 yuan and 5 yuan, really can't be more, you can go to inquire, the usual charge is 8 yuan a piece, it's bigger than this..."

"No, no, no, no, no more..." Bei Gu hugged the basket that Song Ye had just handed over. They watched Song Ye twist and weave it for two whole hours!People who are used to spending extravagantly have felt the hardships of life.

"That's right, Big Brother Song compiled it with great difficulty, keep it, I think it's just right for grocery shopping!" He Liangliang also had a look of embarrassment.

As a result, the children had a basket to buy meat. Zhuang Zhuang, as the oldest of the little men, held it on his shoulders without hesitation. Several adults followed the photographer all the way, watching the children go to the market in the town I took 50 yuan to buy meat.

"Does your child usually shop by himself?" Zhang Shuai asked Bei Gu.

"No, Baozi will only sit in the car in front of the children's trolley in the supermarket, pointing at what he wants, and he has never bought it with his own money." Bei Gu followed not far away with a curious expression, looking at a few small beans Ding walked around in a corner of the market that the TV station had cleared.

"My Xiao Ke will buy snacks by himself in the Family Mart downstairs. He will also use my mobile phone's Pay|Ali|Pay payment code..." Ling Tianwang whispered incomprehensibly.

"..." Liang Zixuan cast admiring gazes, "My daughter can only use cash..."

"Because Xiaoke can't count the money..." Teacher Wu shook his head and chuckled, "Not only can he use the offline payment code, but he can also buy things on Taobao by himself..."

Bei Gu was deeply shocked, "She can Taobao to buy things by herself, and she can type???"

Is this the nature of girls shopping? ? ?

"She doesn't know much, and she can't type. But she can search by voice based on the name of the toy in the TV commercial, and the search is very accurate... Xiao Shao used the fingerprint to unlock and pay before. For a while, the property downstairs can Help us receive seven or eight couriers a day, I thought Xiao Shao bought it for Xiao Ke, Xiao Shao thought I bought it, we didn't figure it out...until..."

"...Until one day, we witnessed with our own eyes that she was buying dolls in front of the TV in one go... Then I changed to pay|pay|password." Ling Tianwang said expressionlessly.

"...It's so, it's amazing..." Zhang Shuai praised dryly, and suddenly felt that having a son is very good, so let's take it easy, at least don't buy it online every day...

Several people were chatting when they saw that Xiao Ke had already pointed to the meat on the ground and started to ask the price.Baozi followed behind Xiao Ke, imitating the tongue in a manner.

"What kind of meat is this?" Xiao Ke and the others were all wearing the overalls from the show. Everyone had their Chinese names crookedly embroidered on them. Only Xiao Ke himself was embroidered: Ling Ying XI

Last night, King Ling Tian really didn't want to embroider "Xi", and he couldn't bear the stupid name "Ling Ying" on his daughter's body. Finally, he solved the last word with three strokes, Shi Shiran threw away the needle and went to eat.

"This is pork." The store owner is actually a staff member that the TV station has hired in advance. After all, it is the first time for a child to play alone, so protective measures must be taken.

"What about this? What kind of meat is it?" Baozi pointed to the piece of meat next to that piece of meat and asked imitatively.

"It's also pork." The staff replied carefully.

"What about this?" Zhuang Zhuang also asked.

The last few children asked about all the meat on the butcher stall, and they began to look blank.

Although Yang Yang is a tomboy, she still admires this doll-like sister Xiao Ke, and asks her first about everything, "Sister Xiao Ke, which one should we buy?"

Xiao Ke was speechless, "...this one?"

"A little fat..." Yang Yang muttered softly.

The little bun blinked his big eyes, puffed his face, tiptoed to look at the red and white meat on the table, and asked in a childlike voice, "Uncle, what kind of meat do you use to make buns?"

The staff screamed wildly in their hearts, and replied calmly: "I don't know either."

A few parents were not far away, listening to the voices coming from other microphones on the children, they suddenly remembered that they had only been thinking about baskets all the way, and had not told the children what meat to buy and how much to buy.

If there is an audience present at this moment, they must have more helpless expressions than these elders.This is a group of careless fathers. Although Mr. Wu, Mr. Liang and He Liangliang seem to be more at home at first glance, they can be tasted in the details. They still don't know much about fireworks...

"Actually... even if I think about it, I don't know how much meat I should buy, and I don't know how much the meat here is about..." Bei Gu muttered in a low voice.

"...Me too..." Ling Tianwang echoed in a low voice.

"So Xiao Ke, which one should we buy?"

Here, Xiao Ke was terrified by the eager eyes of the team members, and turned to look at Zhuang Zhuang, "... Zhuang Zhuang, didn't your grandfather make steamed buns? What kind of meat do you use to make steamed stuffed buns?"

Zhuang Zhuang looked confused, and silently raised his wrist under everyone's disappointed eyes.

"Little prodigy phone watch!!!" Yang Yang whispered.

"Yes, call your grandpa quickly!"

The onlookers and staff had to offer their knees for the children born after 10. The program team never said that they would not be allowed to contact the outside world. Zhuang Zhuang talked with his grandfather for 3 minutes and finally explained the situation. Grandpa asked Zhuang Zhuang to point his watch at the selling point Uncle Meat yelled loudly over the phone:

"Excuse me! Pork! Seven points thin and three points fat! Minced meat! X catties!"

The staff could no longer hold back their smiles, and they also answered loudly to the phone: "Okay! A total of 58!"

"Grand grandson, give him 58 yuan! A green one for 50 yuan! A purple one for 5 yuan! Three green ones! If you can't remember clearly, give him the pink one and ask him to change!" Grandpa got angry over the phone full.

"...Grandpa..." Zhuang Zhuang hummed softly, "Daddy only gave us 50 yuan... what should I do..."

"..." The other side was silent for a moment, and then continued: "Don't worry, grandson, then tell him to cut off the 8-cent meat and don't want it!"

"No, old man! I've already minced meat!" The worker deliberately teased a few little bean diced.

Zhuang Zhuang looked anxious and was about to climb into the watch. Xiao Ke and Yang Yang were also very anxious. Looking at the minced meat, they were so scared that they squeezed the 50 yuan in their hands and were at a loss.

"Can... can it be cheaper..." Baozi asked timidly, remembering how grandma took him to buy vegetables.

"How much cheaper?" the staff asked.

"Cheap...cheap...how much cheaper?" Baozi blushed at a loss. The kid hadn't learned the four arithmetic operations yet, and he hadn't heard what Grandpa Zhuang said just now.

"We only have 50 yuan..." The children were pitiful.

"Don't be in a hurry, grandson, point your watch at that uncle who sells meat! I'll tell him!" Grandpa yelled at Fang Qiu, "Young man! I heard your voice is quite young! That's it! You give these children cheap money! Come back, you have a chance to come to Jincheng, No. 23 XX Hutong, Old He Steamed Bun Shop, I will cover all your breakfast! You can eat as many days as you want! Take care of yourself! Please write down the phone number of my shop, 13*** *****"

"Pfft, okay..." The not-so-serious "butcher shop owner" "reluctantly" agreed, packed the minced meat and put it in a strong basket.

"Now I'm clarifying that it's not an advertisement for Baozipu, will anyone still believe it? Is my father going to change his phone number..." He Liangliang poked his face on Zhang Shuai's shoulder, very broken.

"It's okay...we believe it..." Several people in the same company patted the champion's shoulder sympathetically.

"It's okay, the phone will help you mosaic." The on-site director reassured casually, he was really invincibly satisfied with the current program effect.

A few families here are happily (?) doing the show, and over there in Jincheng, the post-production of "Wu Xian" is finally finished.This TV series lived up to Shi Nan's high hopes, and finally prepared everything thoroughly before the official announcement of "The Fox Fairy Outside the Sky".

"Fox Fairy Outside the Sky" has been announced in the early stage, and there have been various twists and turns in the middle, such as the leading role being deeply involved in "touching the porcelain door"; rumors that the male one and the male two were at odds, and conflicts occurred on the set; the actors stopped acting, etc., but In any case, the play stubbornly insisted on filming.It also created a lot of topics... Yujia Entertainment invested all its wealth, just waiting to make a lot of money and make a comeback.

The "insider" lurking in the crew made a small report, saying: The crew of "Fox Fairy Beyond the Sky" airborne a new investor two months ago and added a sum of money. It is rumored that it is very rich. The male number two acting as a demon was directly cut from the scene.For a fairy tale TV series, because of the intrigue between the actors, the script has been changed back and forth many times, to the point where the mother (author) doesn't even know it. The audience of this book is relatively young. Mary Su is even more brain-dead than before, and the lines are so bad that the actors can't listen to them.

But Wen Zixiao didn't mind.He sold the lead actor he got in exchange for, as long as the camera is facing him, roll up banners, and his handsome cheeks are all on the posters, that's fine.

Anyway, most of his fans are girlfriend fans. As long as he has a good face, stays single, plays a contracted fish pond, Tianliang Wangpo, a multinational CEO who flies a private jet to work every day, only likes internships and does not wear makeup, working female fans will also buy it.

Although the old woman was a bit out of character in some hobbies, she was really generous in her actions. She not only helped him solve the "little troubles" of the crew, but also bought a team specially for him to hype. Recently, Huang Yuyuan Get a donation for him and fry it well.

Fans on the Internet are forgetful. It doesn't matter what Wen Zixiao did before or how many faces he slapped.The important thing is that their male god Wen Zixiao is a caring person with a sense of justice.There is even a saying that Wen Zixiao's "Pengci" Beigu was operated by the agency before, and Xiaobaihua Wenzixiao was concentrating on filming and didn't know anything, it was all the agency's fault!In short, now everyone has lost their memory collectively, and they are waiting for the annual fairy tale drama brought by their idols.

"Brother Wen, you really can't touch this anymore... Mr. Huang knew he would kill me... Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..." the new little assistant looked tremblingly in the apartment amidst the smoke The dispirited Wen Zixiao.Wen Zixiao personally lost 8 catties during the filming of the film. Fans can see his weight loss at a glance even after putting on makeup. His team unanimously claimed that it was because he concentrated on filming and entered the film too deeply, which hurt his body. This made him fans screamed with their hearts on the Internet again.

"Get out! You think I want to? Do you know how stressed I am? Get out!" Wen Zixiao was "relaxing" in the cloud, when he heard the mosquito-like voice of the little assistant, he was instantly upset, and threw an empty wine bottle beside him out.

"...Ah! Woooooo Brother Wen...Brother Wen...Please...I will fly to Haishi to promote the new drama at night, you can sleep all night, you can't mess yourself up...President Wang, she gave me You, this is not good for your health...don't be confused... woo woo woo..."

"I'm confused?! How dare you say it again?!" Wen Zixiao stood up crookedly, trembling all over, grabbed the little assistant who was trying to escape, his fingers were also convulsed because he touched something that shouldn't be touched Shaking, the little assistant was pressed against the wall, not daring to let out a breath, Wen Zixiao sneered with a contorted face, "Who do you think I am doing this for?...Huh? Isn't it for everyone??! The old woman Tossing, I still have to run to make announcements during the day, and I’m as tired as a dog. Do you know how stressed I am?! And I’m still talking sarcastic here! Do what you want, do what you don’t like! Why didn’t I see you when I was desperate Stop me? Now preaching here again!"

Wen Zixiao resisted this kind of thing for the first time.He felt that his bottom line was always being broken little by little. He laughed along with him, covered in cold sweat, and his hands and feet were so cold, "Wang, Mr. Wang, I don't know. Don't entertain me..." Wenzi Xiao pushed Refused to hand the powder in front of her.

"There's too much pressure in your circle, don't you all touch a little more or less? It's okay, just relax, and you won't be addicted if you eat less." Mr. Wang persuaded him familiarly, with his hands still on his tight thighs .

"No...don't want...I...can't..." Wen Zixiao's face turned pale.

"Hey, it scares you. Now, let's smoke this head office, and don't touch white ones. You know this, it is allowed in several states of M country. This is not addictive, just like a cigarette. I just want to You relax, I feel sorry for you too, look at how tired you are from filming all day long, your little face has lost weight..."

Seeing that the other party put away the powder, Wen Zixiao breathed a sigh of relief.It suddenly occurred to me that when he was filming in Country M, several actors from Country M would get together to smoke this kind of stuff as usual at night, saying that it was for a better rest and a better performance tomorrow, and my heart was not so conflicted...

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Everything went well for "Superman's Dad Returns". At the evening dinner, everyone was sincerely united and worked together. In the end, He Liangliang's father and Liang Zixuan's parents taught live in the mobile phone video, and everyone had a hot and extraordinarily delicious dinner.

The village head is a good man. He received sincere recommendation cards from the four families. Two ribs were delivered before dinner. The children drank winter bamboo shoot ribs soup, ate buns filled with winter bamboo shoots and meat, and the home-cooked dishes of the fathers. Very satisfied.

Maybe it's because everyone participated in every process, so there was no scum left from this dinner, and everyone ate it up.

In the evening, everyone sat around the stove and chatted. For the first time ever, Song Ye was surrounded by a group of little Doudings who were not afraid of him, watching him weave small baskets for each of them.Even after retiring from the special forces, Song Ye is usually very busy with work. Yang Yang only knows that her father Song is very good, but she can only say how good he is. Beat bad guys, protect everyone, and weave small baskets, even the tomboy Yangyang is still a little girl, this kind of father Song makes Yangyang like it even more.

Before going to bed at night, Shi Nan helped Baozi change his clothes, washed his face and brushed his teeth, while summarizing what he had done today. After going to bed, Bei Gu was responsible for telling bedtime stories, and Shi Nan looked through his personal phone.

Brother Lei above left him a message: ""Fox" has confirmed the broadcast time of the radio station. By the way, someone in the foundation said that Wen was a fraudulent donation."

Shi Nan's expression remained unchanged and he replied lightly: "You can start promoting "Wu Xian". Two days later than him, the platform membership activities of Galaxy Video Network can also start. Unrelated people are handed over to the relevant departments. You stare at "" "No Immortal" is fine, I've worked hard recently."

Brother Lei replied in seconds: "Okay. Is your show going well?"

【Shi Nan】:——"Everything is fine."

【Three Stones】:——“【ok】”