Up South Down North [Entertainment]

In the end, Bei Gu held Shi Nan in the yard and asked him to embroider his name on the grounds that his brother Nan was more stable and that the begging had to be done by a thick-skinned person like himself.

Ling Tianwang originally wanted to quit the competition directly, but he would lose anyway, so why bother to embroider three characters that seem difficult to show at all.As a result, the director of the program group said that the food expenses for the next day will be deducted for negative competitions.

King Ling Tian was completely insane!

Originally, Teacher Wu of his family asked to stay and embroider his daughter's name. After all, he was the one who chose these two characters, and he was at a disadvantage due to emotion and reason.But Ling Tianwang heard that the remaining task was to take the children out to find fellow villagers in the village to "beg for food". Thinking that he might be asked to sing live, he immediately gave up because of the heavy burden of being an idol.

——It is better to lose face silently in your own yard than to lose face in front of so many people in the village.

On the way here by car just now, Ling Tianwang heard the canteen in the village playing his early "black history" on a loudspeaker, a square dance leg-shaking divine song that has spread all over the country.He was really worried that if he went to "beg for food", he would be forced to perform as a performer by the same group and fellow villagers...

In the end, Bei Gu took the buns, Song Ye hugged the sleepy Yangyang, Teacher Wu led Xiao Ke, and He Liangliang dragged Zhuang Zhuang and his group to the village vigorously.

The villagers are actually very talkative, and they have expressed incomparably strong curiosity about the people and big stars who came to the TV station in the village.When this group of glamorous people went from house to house to escape the smoke and smell of food, and in the name of saying hello to their fellow villagers, they brazenly asked for steamed buns and rice, and put the dishes on each table on plates, everyone finally I know what's going on--big stars are human beings, and big stars have nothing to eat.

The village head handed over a plate of roast chicken, and made a small request: "Can each leave a short message before leaving, telling us about our impression of the village environment."

It turns out that Wenhua Village has been working hard to get rid of poverty and develop the tourism industry in recent years. Although it has just started, the people who came to record the program seem to be famous people. It would be great if they can leave something when they come.

You can exchange your hands for a dinner with fish and meat. Of course, the few people agreed, saying that when they go back, each family will finish writing and let the director hand it over to the village chief.

When the big guys came back bustling with food, what they saw was the scene of King Ling Tian being surrounded by people.Shi Nan, Zhang Shuai and Liang Zixuan were sitting around Ling Tianwang who was holding the needle, thread and clothes without saying a word.

Xiao Ke was the first to break free from Mr. Wu's hand, and rushed into the "encirclement" shouting "Big Daddy".It turned out that other people had already embroidered the name, and Ling Tianwang was the only one who struggled to start embroidering the second character.

"Win" has just been embroidered to "Bei", and Ling Tianwang is on the verge of collapse. Everyone took a closer look, and the names embroidered by others are only two or three centimeters at most, and the characters embroidered by Ling Tianwang are as big as an adult's palm.When he saw Mr. Wu, he didn't want to be burdened by idols anymore, and his tone was very aggrieved:

"Mr. Wu... I don't know this word anymore... I can embroider that "Xi" until Xiaoke goes to elementary school... Let me tell you, this name is really impossible to get. In the future, your daughter will hate to go to school." You, other people have written the second question of filling in the blanks in the exam, and she is still writing the name!"

Teacher Wu didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and touched Ling Tianwang's wrist distressedly, "I'll do it, I'll do the rest."

In the end, it was the director who managed to have a little bit of "humanity" that allowed him to eat before finishing the embroidery, so he solved this competition that seemed to be far away from the end.

The four families went through the exhaustion of boats and cars, looking for high-speed cards (mainly Beigu's family), winning contestants, begging for food, and finally sat at the big table in the small yard and started a fairly punctual dinner.

The director considered that the first day was quite hard, and he did not arrange intense physical labor afterwards, so that they could rest well and prepare for tomorrow.

Bei Gu and Shi Nan got their wish and lived in a room that wasn't too warm but had an electric blanket. The family of three washed and brushed their teeth one after another. There was only one big bed in the room, and Xiao Baozi would sleep between the two fathers.There was a camera that was always on in the room, and the babies who had washed up rushed to the room to say good night to each other, like birds returning to their nests.

Seeing that everything had settled down, Bei Gu and Shi Nan started a bedtime conversation about Baozi's portion for today.

This is also the consensus they have reached in educating their children. As long as it is not a very serious and serious matter that needs to be stopped immediately, they will pull the children to reason calmly afterwards.

The topic of the conversation tonight is: Some things should be asked with adults before taking them.

Baozi sensed the serious atmosphere of chatting, felt a little wronged, and sat in the middle of the bed pitifully wearing long johns with little stars on them, holding a corner of the clothes in his hands, his belly was bulging, and his head was drooping.

"For example, today, you took that card casually, and then Daddy was almost detained by the... police on the highway." Baozi still doesn't understand the profession of "management personnel", so Shi Nan can only pick out the words he is familiar with. Be reasonable.

"You know that everyone could have spared us. In this way, only our family has no food. Because others didn't lose the high-speed card. You have to remember to apologize to everyone tomorrow morning."

"Okay..." Baozi sniffled, looking a little pitiful.

Bei Gu patted his son's hairy head, trying not to be so aggressive, "It's not that you are not allowed to touch everything, but if you take it, you should at least ask: Daddy, what is this? Can I play with it?" "

Baozi's eyes were red, he felt wronged, he held back his mouth, and said "um" in a thick nasal voice.

Shi Nan and Bei Gu felt distressed instantly, especially Shi Nan, the bun was originally like Xiao Bei in some small details, and when he thought that this was Xiao Bei's baby for himself, Shi Nan's heart instantly softened into puddles of sweet water , and said softly again: "Actually, Dad also did something bad. Dad didn't make it clear to you before. He only said that you can't take other people's things randomly, but he didn't tell Baozi. Tell the adults. Because Baozi is still young, I don’t know what some things are made of.”

Baozi's big eyes drooped, quickly raised and lowered, and said "oh" softly.

"Does Baozi know now?"

"Got it." Steamed Bun murmured vaguely.

Bei Gu watched Shi Nan educate his son without interrupting, and then chased after him: "Daddy didn't hear clearly, Baozi say it again?"

"Know it!" Baozi responded loudly.

"Then remember to apologize to every uncle tomorrow morning."

"it is good……"

"Hey. Come on, let's pick a bedtime story now and get up early tomorrow."

The recording of the first day of the program came to an end, and the day of turmoil came to an end, and the four families were about to usher in an even more turbulent day.

Early the next morning, whether it was the air conditioner, the electric heater or the electric blanket, the four families were immersed in a dark and sweet dream.The camera showed that Song Ye's family was the first to get up, and the three members of the Olympic champion's family were separated from them by a quarter of an hour.

After getting strong, he was like a small|cannon|bullet charged with energy. His handsome dad washed his face and brushed his teeth, and immediately rushed to the yard impatiently.He and his two fathers usually live in a building, and have never experienced a residence with a yard, let alone getting along with small animals in the village. Now the yard is full and they start chasing chickens.

"Cluck-clack-cluck-clack!" The chicken flapped its wings and was chased by him, and the noise was as loud as one could imagine.

He Liangliang chased after Zhuang Zhuang, scolding his son in a low voice for making too much noise and disturbing other people's rest.

Three minutes later, the crowing of the rooster turned into a crowing of people—— Zhuang Zhuang, who refused to accept the lesson, was chased by the big white goose.

"Father—handsome dad! Liangliang dad! Ahhh——help!!!" This was a strong and energetic voice.

"Quack quack——" This is the angry cry of the big white goose.

"It deserves it!" He Liangliang growled angrily.

Baozi woke up under such a "natural alarm clock".Little Baozi changed his sideways sleeping position exactly the same as Bei Gu's, and sat up abruptly, his eyes still half-closed, but his back was straight.

As soon as Baozi sat up, the quilt on Bei Gu's body was also taken up. He touched the corner of the quilt with his eyes closed, and finally touched Baozi who was sitting up behind him. He snorted with one hand without opening his eyes. , "Son, go to sleep...it's still early..."

——"Ahhhhhhhh! Help!!!"

——“Quack quack———!”

——"Wow, woof, woof!"

——"Cackling!"

Baozi tried his best to open one eye, looked around in a daze, avoided Bei Gu's big hand, and rubbed his eyes.

"Who doesn't turn off the sound when watching TV..." Bei Gu folded the pillow in two, and covered one ear with half of it.

Shi Nan just brought hot water from downstairs, carrying two kettles, and when he entered the room, he saw "Steamed Bun sitting on the bed with a suspicious face on his face, and he didn't forget to put the clothes on the foot of the bed at random" Kicked out of bed.

"... Baozi, are you awake?"

Baozi immediately turned around and stretched out his arms, wanting to hug him.

Shi Nan put down the kettle, picked up his son, and put a thick sweater on him. Bao Zi whispered in Shi Nan's arms, "Dad, I want to pee."

"Okay, Dad will take you there."

"Dad, who's calling?"

"Zhuang Zhuang was kicked out by the big white goose, it's okay, your Uncle Song has already captured the big white goose."

"Oh."

The two entered the bathroom, and Baozi stood on the small bench by himself, turned his head and asked seriously:

"Father, is the big white goose fierce?"

"Sometimes it's very fierce. Before... I remember someone used it to guard the door." Shi Nan explained.

It was no surprise that the last ones to wake up were Bei Gu, who refused to believe that he was still participating in the show, and Ling Tianwang, who muttered that his finger playing the piano was sore and injured after being pricked by a needle yesterday.The breakfast was brought by the program team, and everyone sat around and ate while waiting for the director to send out the task card and today's meal expenses.

Everyone agreed to leave 100 yuan a day as an advance deposit that has not yet paid off the rent. That is to say, the four families together only have 100 yuan for food today.However, the director reminded that you can continue to "beg for food" and use labor to "make money".

At the same time, the task on the task card is that fathers need to take their children to dig 20 catties of winter bamboo shoots today, and children need to go to the town to buy meat alone.

The iron-clad former special soldier and the proud Olympic champion of Huaguo bear the brunt of saying that they must rely on labor to make money.I don't want to go door to door to beg for food anymore...

"I see that someone in the village is collecting hand-woven baskets. The raw materials are available in the kitchen of this house. If anyone can weave, you can keep it. We can try it together at night." Song Ye raised his big hand. He had already touched the village when he got up in the morning. It's a circle.

Ling Tianwang took the brunt of the hoe and the sack for digging winter bamboo shoots, proving his rejection of any manual work with actions.No embroidery or basket weaving.

Bei Gu looked here and there, raised his hand, "Are you eating winter bamboo shoots at noon?"

The director wearing sunglasses replied coldly: "No, the winter bamboo shoots are handed over to vendors for sale."

"Does the money belong to us?" Bei Gu asked again.

"Yes, you can use it to buy daily necessities or improve meals."

"How much is a pound?"

The director pushed his glasses: "12 yuan a kilogram."

The eyes of everyone who never cooks and rarely buys vegetables are brightened. Only Mr. Wu exclaimed: "The supermarket sells 40 kilograms!"

Everyone: "..."

The director was embarrassed: "We didn't cheat you, what you bought from the farmers was 12 yuan."

Everyone lamented the difficulty of the farmer uncle, only Bei Gu caught Shi Nan, and whispered a few words in a low voice with bright eyes.

Bei Gu's idea was very simple. He thought about digging a little more, peeling it and driving it to the city to set up a stall to sell. It would definitely make more money than waiting for the purchase.However, when a group of people, big and small, arrived at the hill behind the village and were about to dig the first bamboo shoot, everyone realized that 20 kilograms was not enough for a rookie team with only 8 laborers.

Teacher Wu took her mobile phone to Baidu, found an experience post on digging winter bamboo shoots, and first gave a theoretical lecture to everyone. Ling Tianwang, who unfortunately twisted his foot on the mountain, was sent to see the children by everyone, and felt the joy (absolutely) joy of being a kindergarten teacher ( see).Halfway through hearing Song Ye, he started working with a hoe. Song Ye has always been used to being "independent". After a day of getting along, everyone has already gotten used to it. Knowing that he has a cold face and a warm heart, they all understand it. The rest of them listened carefully. "Teaching", although the expression is still very confused.

In one morning, including the four bamboo shoots that Song Ye broke off with brute force, the four families dug up a total of three catties.

After the vendors who came to collect the bamboo shoots euphemistically expressed that the broken shoots can only be purchased for 3 yuan, Bei Gu and others expressed their willingness not to sell them without hesitation (humiliation) and with a smile on their faces.

The director appeared at the right time and told everyone that because the task in the morning was not completed, the cook was gone, and everyone had to solve today's meal by themselves.

He Liangliang, who sold buns with his father in the early years, was immediately praised by the stars, and Song Ye, who had the greatest ability to survive in the wild, was also pulled out by the guy at home, saying that he could dig wild vegetables and make simple vegetable soup. Of course, he also recommended himself for those who cook at home.

"Then let's make buns stuffed with winter bamboo shoots and meat as the staple food...we need meat stuffing and flour." He Liangliang said shyly in front of the camera, scratching his head.

"We can add up the other things we need. Isn't there still the task of letting the children buy meat? We can just finish it together. The soldiers are divided into two groups..." Ling Tianwang suggested.

"No problem, we rookies will learn from you. Anyway, if we all participate, we will definitely not starve to death with 100 yuan!" Bei Gu immediately expressed his opinion, and everyone agreed.