[Comprehensive] Why am I not dead yet?

Not to mention how Zhao Zheng in Handan patiently lived with Zhao Ji. After returning to Guigu, Lian Su was rubbed on the head and face by several senior brothers, and then received a foot ban.

The first one who couldn't bear it was Lian Su himself.

It was not easy for her to have a playmate she likes. On weekdays, master and senior brothers all follow her in big things and small things. She is considered a good child on weekdays, but she is still a spoiled one. If she was not allowed to go out before, it would be fine. How could Lian Su bear it when he went out of the door and was grounded again?

There was a fuss almost immediately.

Anyway, what she's doing is just like a child's messing around. She cries and rolls around, and hangs on the waists of several senior brothers all day long, without speaking or making a sound. The hem of their clothes, when the senior brothers turned around, they looked at themselves with teary and wet eyes, as pitiful as they could be.

Speaking of which, it is rare for Su to act like a child like a baby.

You must know that Lian Su, the youngest disciple of Guigu, has been mixed with a group of people since she was a child. She has never had a real childhood playmate. Things are not something for children to play with.

…For example, if you compete together to memorize the names of the cities on the map of the six countries, or the order of the titles of the ancestors of a certain country, if you don’t care about it, you will pull her to play chess or something, and if you lose, you will collectively laugh at it.

After all, the group of people in Guigu had never been reliable in raising children from the beginning to the end. If it wasn't for the fact that Lian Su's identity was extremely special, he could have completely withstood the tossing and tossing of Guiguzi and his disciples. Well, maybe he has been beaten to the point of despair by this group of talented brothers who don't know the severity.

Her acting like a baby can be regarded as learning and selling after she went to Zhao country. When she saw other children and parents acting like a baby, she imitated it and used it directly.

She was originally a little girl who was put on the tip of her heart to pamper and protect. She was already regarded as a little girl on weekdays. If she said one, she would definitely not be two. Now, a little girl who has never experienced acting like a baby, naturally makes these few people who have never experienced it before. The hair of the seniors who have never seriously enjoyed the joy of family relationship and human relations is very comfortable.

... But Shu Tan belongs to Shu Tan. Turning around, the senior brothers faced the master Gui Guzi with great courage. Needless to say anything else, the old man came back cowardly one by one as soon as he stared at him.

But the brothers can't help it, it doesn't mean that even Su himself can't help it.

She first took care of Master's three meals a day, including changing clothes, and then she leaned over to beat her back and pinch her legs every three days to make her old man feel comfortable. Half a month later, she still didn't get a word to relieve the restraint, so The original caring little padded jacket turned into a bear in a second, grabbing the white beard on Master Guiguzi's chin, almost kicking his legs and swinging on the swing, almost pulling off the white beard that the old man had managed to grow.

Seeing that the two men gradually developed from one side to please the other side secretly to the point where they were on the verge of breaking out, over the question of whether they should go out of the valley.

... If you can remember from the beginning that the ultimate goal is to lift the ban and go out to play, then with the escalation of the war between the two men, this "struggle" has completely become a pure battle between the two.

——Firstly, one night, the senior brothers heard the earth-shattering scream of the junior junior sister.

Bai Qi was the first to rush in. After a while, he hiccupped and hugged him helplessly, and the little junior sister who hugged him and beat him to death came out. Zhang Yi followed him in to check, and then hiccupped under the quilt. I saw a group of snakes hissing and spitting letters with innocent faces.

... There is no need to ask why he can see the innocent expressions of a group of snakes. Anyway, after being a ghost for so long, he can be regarded as self-taught.

In fact, none of the whole Guigu, including their master Guiguzi, can really threaten her existence, but for some reason, since Lian Su woke up from a long sleep, she began to hate snakes, and then it has deteriorated to the point of seeing snakes. The snake was about to run away. Normally, these snakes would walk around her to avoid scaring her. Now when she went to bed at night, the bed was covered with snakes. .

A beautiful little girl who is not afraid of anything but jumps up and down on weekdays, now she will lie on Bai Qi's shoulder and cry until she can't breathe.

After thinking about it, Wei Yang turned around and only said a word to his juniors.

"It's going to be bad."

Sure enough, one morning, Zhang Yi watched Master Guiguzi sitting under the peach blossom tree preparing to eat. The meal was made by his junior sister Lian Su. There was a bowl of corn with a roast chicken, and a plate of light side dishes made by him. The chicken was plump and tender. , Lian Su tastes pretty good after cooking with the secret method. Guiguzi likes to eat it very much. It was rare to see this dish on the dinner table during the period when the two had a tantrum. Needless to say, Guiguzi was in a good mood and poked it down with his chopsticks happily. .

...ah, empty.

... I don't know how she did it, but the inside of a chicken was hollowed out by her, but the skin of the chicken was not broken at all, but the stuffing was exposed when the chopsticks poked it.

Guiguzi held up his chopsticks and turned his head indifferently.

The little apprentice who was lying on the back of the tiger and watching this side secretly jumped up and ran when the master reacted. The youngest disciple in Guigu had short legs but ran fast, leaving behind the one she raised that followed her every day. She was eating spirit fruits and spirit birds, and the young tiger, which was already a circle older than the adult tiger, sat on the spot and flicked its tail blankly. Finally, the tiger put its head back on its folded front paws and continued to sleep.

A group of disciples looked at the master with a sneer in fear, put down their chopsticks and walked away leisurely with their hands behind their backs.

The next day, Xiao Liansu walked out the door with a serious face, her golden hair shining brightly in the sun. Sun Boling, who was sitting under a tree basking in the sun, was dazed for a long time, and finally gave a sincere evaluation. "It's pretty nice, really."

But Xiao Liansu obviously didn't like this, she glanced at senior brother with a very deep and distressed look, and covered her head.The black hair she had been accustomed to for so many years suddenly turned into blond hair, and it was still mandatory, no wonder she couldn't bear it, but Sun Boling really lied, the little girl was born too good-looking, and the only shortcoming of that blond hair was that it complemented The outline of her facial features became more and more like an elf wandering in the mountains. At first glance, it seemed a little less human, making people feel that the distance has suddenly become farther away.

Sun Boling lamented that the little junior sister is worthy of being a junior junior sister, she can hold on even if her hair changes color when she grows up like that,

——But he ignored that Junior Sister is still a girl after all, no matter how young she is, she is still a girl.

But there are few girls who don't pay attention to their appearance.

Lian Su just reacted a little coldly, but that doesn't mean she didn't respond.

... That night, Guiguzi's beard turned green.

——It took the brothers all their lives to hold back their laughter. It wasn't until the next day that Lian Su's hair returned to black and Guiguzi's beard changed back.

But this "struggle" did not end because of the short-lived peace, but intensified and raged. The brothers and sisters were worried for a while, and then they all sat under the tree with their hands in their pockets, discussing this matter while eating candied and dried fruits. The two of them had something to do next, and Zhang Yi opened up a gamble with great interest. Later, Wei Yang was afraid of being smashed, so he hid it, and it all depended on them to remember it with their brains.

Finally, one day, Shang Yang went out to clean the yard early in the morning, and saw two people under the tree, one holding a wooden crutch that weighed tens of kilograms in his hand, looking serious as if he was facing an enemy, and the other holding scissors eager to try his master's beard. In the next second, when these two people were about to fight seriously—at the very moment, the old one was held down by Bai Qi with a walking stick, and the young one was quickly taken away by Zhang Yi under his arm.

And Sun Bin was sitting on a chair beside him holding a water glass and just looked at it with a smile, looking very comfortable.

The chair is sewn with soft woven cushions, which are stuffed with soft and warm spirit feathers, and small formations are carefully engraved on each detail to adjust the heat and cold. It was just made for a while, but It attracted the eyes of several senior brothers for a long time.

The weather in early spring was quite cold. Although he always said that he was already a ghost and didn't care about it, Xiao Liansu always seemed to forget about it easily, never neglecting the details that should be taken care of.

There should be no chairs in this year, what is important is to sit with the posture of standing upright, the legs are not bad and the feet do not fall, depending on the balance is called sitting in the scriptures, looking down slightly at the knees of the venerable is called sitting together, and you can't look out of the ordinary when you look up. It is called sitting in austere manner, and it is called sitting in a low position when the head is dropped and the elbows are lowered.

But Sun Boling's feet were abolished, not to mention sitting upright, even sitting normally in this era is difficult, so Lian Su figured out the next generation's wheelchair for him to use, and she lost most of her memory. But I didn't throw it much, and the only shortcoming was that I was small and weak, and I needed help from others.

Logically speaking, since he lives close to his teacher, he should be extremely careful and rigorous in his daily life. Such a laid-back attitude is disrespectful.But even the whole Guigu is not a serious living person including the younger junior sisters. In Guiguzi's words, "there is no need to follow the etiquette of living people", plus Guiguzi's treatment of them The teaching never includes the etiquette and rules of the outside world, otherwise it would be impossible to tease the little apprentice like this and let the little apprentice do all kinds of nonsense unscrupulously.

This old man who has lived in seclusion in the ghost valley for many years has never even paid attention to the emperor of this world. With such a mentality, how can he have the patience to learn those messy etiquettes?

Guiguzi often said that respecting the teacher and respecting the Tao is as long as you can see it with your eyes and feel it in your heart.It is not those famous Guigu disciples who have carried out this statement most profoundly, but Lian Su, the younger junior sister who has never left the valley.

She has no blood relatives. Although Guiguzi is a master, she is no different from her father in her eyes, and her daily jokes are no different from the indifference and politeness of ordinary people. Although she felt disrespectful and unreasonable when she first met, but after watching for a long time, she became a little envious up.

Sun Boling didn't expect that he would also be the one to be taken care of, but after becoming one of them, he became more and more satisfied every day, and at the same time, he didn't forget to curse the bastard who might marry their little boy in the future Egg.

——Unknowingly, everyone in Ghost Valley was brought together by Lian Su invisibly to "no rules".

This also caused Sun Bin to just nod and bow his hands to show respect when he met the teacher in daily life, and the senior brothers would even stand aside and watch the jokes of the teacher and the younger junior sister.

The weather is slightly cold, but the blankets covering the body and the cushions behind lean on are continuously emitting dry and soft warmth. Although it is the body of a ghost, this meeting also feels somewhat comfortable and satisfied like a living person.

"——Why is it so necessary, teacher?"

At some point, their tone of addressing Guiguzi faded from the initial respect and caution, and became more comfortable and intimate, just like the helpless smile on the face of Sun Boling, who was speaking angrily at Guiguzi: "Xiaosu is in Guiguzi." After practicing for so long, no one will bully her even if she is really released...Why do you have such a fierce fight with her?"

Guiguzi glared at him, and said very angrily: "Am I afraid that she will go out and be bullied? If I was only worried about this, I would have left Susu before you left the valley."

The old man touched his beard that had been dyed back, sighed, paused for a while, and asked coyly.

"... That snake, really scared her to tears?"

Sun Boling clenched his fists to his lips, covering the corners of his mouth: "My disciple has been in the valley for many years, and I have never seen her cry so miserably—no, it would be better to say that I have never seen Xiao Su cry."

Guiguzi raised his beard and smacked his lips: "Apprentice, believe it or not, if this is not Guigu, you and I are not her master or brother, her first reaction is definitely not to cry, but to smash the house first to catch the culprit." Beat me up?"

Sun Boling was silent for a moment, a little helpless: "Don't you know that she will never be bullied when she goes out?"

"Yeah, I know very well..."

Guiguzi let out a slow sigh.

"The only person who can make her 'cry' is the one she puts in her heart—the old man has always felt that there is nothing wrong with letting that child stay in Ghost Valley, at least I can feel more at ease if I put it under my nose. Old Bones can stay with her for hundreds of years, at least. When the outside world is peaceful or she has no interest in the outside world, I will take the little doll back to my teacher’s school. gone."

"Master..."

"But you and I both know that this is absolutely impossible." Guiguzi stroked his beard and smiled wryly: "It was also my fault, I let her see the outside world through you, and taught you so well that I will give it to you." It left her a little room for imagination, what is it like outside, what are the people who go out of Guigu, all of you senior brothers have all raised the reputation of Guigu, and can she, the youngest disciple, do it? The level of you senior brothers... that child wants to go out to play, she is not convinced."

I am not convinced that I cannot go out of the valley, and I am not reconciled that I cannot stand on this huge stage like my senior brother.

But Guiguzi has his own worries. It's not that she's worried about her ability to protect herself, but that she is too worried about whether she will accidentally trap herself in because of taking too much care of someone... Or, in other words, being caught People get involved.

Sometimes, this kind of calamity has nothing to do with whether you are smart, powerful, or thoughtful.

Just like his disciples, Sun Boling's intelligence needless to say, Wei Yang can also be called a genius, but his ending is also there.

Even Zhang Yi kept claiming that he was a man who pursued fame and fortune, but in the end he spent his whole life in Qin State; Such a free and good young man--

What about his little Susu?

Could his little baby be more dangerous than these senior brothers of hers, and develop a more dangerous, deeper, and more deadly relationship with someone in a place he can't see?

... She might not even reach the heights of her senior brothers.

This era pays too little and too little attention to women. How many generations did it take to produce a Queen Mother of Qin, and what happened to the Queen Mother of Qin who had power over the ruling and opposition parties?

Guiguzi lost once, and he didn't want to lose a second time.

But... After all, I still feel sorry for my children.

He knew that if he really made up his mind to not allow her to go, he only needed to throw away Guiguzi's words from his master, and Lian Su would be obedient and obedient, and there would be no trouble like this at all. He still saw his hesitation and Guiguzi's hesitation unconsciously waiting for her response. This little girl is very smart, as long as the other party has a moment's flaw, she can hold an opportunity in her hand, and she will never let go.

"...Let's go, go if you want. If it's like this, she probably made up her mind. Maybe she will sneak away at some point. Instead of letting her run away, it's better for me to take a move first. There's no reason, old man. If you sincerely want to protect a little girl, you can't do it."

A sneer suddenly emerged from the corner of the old man's mouth.

"Berling, go and call Bai Qi."

Sun Bin raised his eyes: "Master, are you ready to let go?"

Guiguzi walked back tremblingly, holding on to his crutches.

"The little ancestor of Ghost Valley has left the valley, how can it be done without a guard."

Sun Boling smiled lightly when he heard this.

"Teacher, is this going to let Junior Brother Bai Qi serve as a guard for Junior Sister?"

Guiguzi, who was walking in front, paused, and turned around with a sinister smile.

"Of course not. I just asked him to prepare first. Bai Qi's hands and feet are the most agile, and my little doll listens to him the most."

Sun Boling looked puzzled.

Immediately afterwards, Guiguzi said quietly.

"I'm going to ask Xiao Susu to take the whole Ghost Valley with her, just in case. Anyway, Neiling of Ghost Valley is very easy to carry. Put the core on him, and Ghost Valley will be there wherever she goes. Now it's considered an opening." I am not afraid of an army of tens of thousands of people coming, once the inner gate of Ghost Valley is opened, no one will touch my little doll."

Sun Boling: ...

...Oh hoo, this is interesting.