Kneeling and begging to break up

Bihua and Putongren were ruthlessly abandoned by Boss Zhang at the gate of City No. [-] Middle School. Without further instructions, Bihua, who thought he had finally regained his freedom, showed a very "sinister" smile, and put Putongren Put a resistance on the shoulder in the street, and then——

He reached out and called a car.

Apparently, he was deeply poisoned by the "Guide to Marrying a Bandit" that he was reading recently...

Mr. Driver is probably the first time he has seen a customer hailing a taxi in this manner. Whenever he gets an opportunity, he looks into the rear seat through the rearview mirror, for fear that he will encounter human trafficking...

Both Bihua and Putongyan are listless when they go home, because Bihua's previous conversation with Queen Mother Xi brought back bad memories for him, while Putongyan is because of the peaceful life that he is about to leave.

As soon as she got home, she wanted to contact the director, but she received a phone call from the boss himself, telling her to hurry up and go to the company to take over shifts tomorrow. She was in a hurry, and it sounded like the boss was eager to get her fired.

Putong was impatient: "No, boss, is there something I didn't do well enough, why did you fire me?"

"Xiaopu, you really know how to joke." The boss laughed loudly, "I have already received a call from Daoist Zhang, and he told me that the monthly salary is 50. With this condition, I don't blame you if you change jobs."

Pu Tongyan wondered: "What 50?"

Boss: "Hey, I'm just kidding. Zhang Daochang explained to me that he wants to hire you as an assistant. In the long term, the monthly salary is 50 yuan, five insurances and one housing fund, and weekends and long vacations. I understand such good conditions. I understand." Finally, the boss urged, "The Taoist priest is also very considerate, he even found someone to fill your vacancy, you can just come and make a handover tomorrow."

Pu Tongren:? ? ?

One... 50 a month?

Dumbfounded, he hung up the boss's call, and Pu Tongyan answered Zhang Qingya's call again. Zhang Daoshi is indeed a man who has been an emperor, and he knows how to win people's hearts. The sentence was repeated: "A monthly salary of 50 yuan, five social insurances and one housing fund, and double salary for working on holidays."

Having suffered a double critical blow, Pu Tongren stubbornly launched a final resistance under Boss Zhang's method full of copper smell: "I don't want to—"

Zhang Qingya interrupted coldly: "If it wasn't for the hexagram saying that we need the help of you and that little guy to get things done, I wouldn't be like this. You can think clearly, your job is to help me Coax Daji back, and when things are done here, you can go about your own business and pay your monthly salary."

What this means is that Zhang Qingya just wants Pu Tongren to help him recover Daji. As long as Pu Tongren can help him do this well, she can sit at home and wait for the monthly salary of 50. retirement pension...

Zhang Qingya's last words became the last straw that overwhelmed Pu Tongren's poor and unshakable spiritual character: "The card number has been sent, and I will pay the first month's salary now."

Pu Tongyan was dizzy: "Zhang Dao...boss," she had subconsciously changed her words, "Are you sure?"

She is not a love expert, is it appropriate to be so ruthless?

Zhang Qingya: "Sure, but the salary will be tax deducted."

He is a decent man who pays taxes according to the law.

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After receiving money from Boss Zhang, Pu Tongyan immediately rekindled his enthusiasm for the workplace.The next day, I started to pack up the materials at home before dawn, and I was working on this research project at hand. When the time came, I rushed to the company to deliver the materials. The former boss didn’t know what was good about accepting Taoist Zhang. The whole process went up and down. Everything went smoothly, and the remaining little tails, the personnel department took the initiative to say that they would be responsible for it, and Pu Tongren handled the resignation on the same day.

Pu Tongyan finished her company's resignation, had a farewell meal with her former colleagues, and went to the next door to knock on Bihua's door when she came back, feeling so anxious that she wished to drag Bihua away immediately. Go to Boss Zhang.

Boss Zhang said that his hexagrams are also one of the keys, so the two of them must work together.With great enthusiasm for work, Pu Tongyan knocked on the door like a drum.

The door was opened by the flower demon from the other side, and she poked her head out with a resentful face. Seeing that it was Pu Tongren, she immediately cried and said: "Miss Pu, don't come here now, senior is getting angry..."

Now Pu Tongyan's eyes are being blinded by the golden light of a monthly salary of 50 yuan, so he doesn't care about whether he gets angry or not, he pushes the flower demon and runs to the studio with a heartbeat.Just about to open the door, Bihua was furious in the bedroom: "A mere daji, how dare you mock my handicap? Ha, I want to report you!"

Pu Tongyan withdrew his hand: "...is that why he got angry?"

The flower demon whispered: "Don't talk about it, senior lost in the game, and was scolded by his teammates... slandered, he has been angry all morning."

It's too realistic, the anger of the game is enough to make the thousand-year-old Xiaohuapi forget Daji's power, and blatantly speaks to the mobile phone in his bedroom: "Look if I don't kill you, the game can be lost, Daji must die! I will push you to the ground beat!"

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When he actually saw Zhang Qingya, Bihua must not have dared to continue to say the slogan "Daji must die" on his lips. Firstly, he did not dare, and secondly, because of his promise.

Pu Tongyan swears to him that as long as Bihua can help her get this job, she promises to devote herself to practicing every day, build a foundation as soon as possible, and provide prerequisites for Bihua's revenge plan.

Bi painted cheaply and acted like a good boy, with a sour tone: "It's not just a few stinky money, but it's worth your hard work."

Pu Tongyan deliberately said: "Then I won't practice."

Bi Hua's face changed drastically: "No way!" Pu Tongren didn't make any progress in practicing seriously, if he was a little more sloppy, wouldn't he have to wait until the end of time to get revenge?As expected, Bi Hua was threatened, and reluctantly agreed, "I'll go with you."

When the two arrived at the Taoist temple, Zhang Qingya was in his courtyard, holding a small goldfish bowl, and whispering something. After a while, he took out a few golden fruits from his sleeve, about the size of a thumb, and threw them into the In the water, the only goldfish in the fish tank opened its mouth and sucked in the three fruits that were several times larger than its mouth.After eating the fruits, the fat-headed goldfish wagged its head and turned around in the fish tank to digest food. Its appearance and volume did not change, as if it had never eaten those three fruits at all.

Bi Hua unloaded the schoolbag on his back, took out books one by one from inside, and called Taoist Zhang: "Look at these." He piled up a small stack of books on the stone table in the yard, and said proudly, " I rely on these to fascinate children... Pu Tongren."

Pu Tongyan stretched out his hand to stop Bihua: "Wait a minute? I would like to ask, who gave you the confidence to say this?"

Bi Hua amplified his voice: "You don't know that before I became Hua Pi, I clearly promised to be with me, doesn't that count?"

Pu Tongyan blushed and said angrily, "That...that's two different things!"

"Why are there two different things?" Bi Hua avoided Pu Tongren who wanted to argue with him, stopped Taoist Zhang who wanted to enter the house, and forced Amway: "Look at these, there are many strategies and cases for dealing with women, If it’s not enough, I still have some good writers and reliable websites here…”

Bi Hua took out his mobile phone, and started to talk about his favorite wife.

Pu Tongyan was dumbfounded, no wonder Bihua adapted so quickly to modern life, the hero behind this is self-evident.

Zhang Qingya sighed indistinctly, walked to his room, and opened the door: "I've tried everything."

Inside the quaint house, on the deep red thousand-year-old wooden bookshelf, there are books full of colorful and green spaces. Pu Tongren glanced at them dumbfounded, and Daoist Zhang actually classified them and put labels on them, such as The domineering president type, the evil and charming male type, the gentle son type...

Pu Tongren looked at Zhang Daoshi standing upright in all kinds of girls' novels inexplicably. The impact of this picture was too great, and it was suffocating.

Zhang Daoshi gently placed the goldfish bowl on the wooden table, walked to the bookshelf, and scanned the girls' novels with pink and pink covers one by one with his slender and strong fingers, and sighed: "I have tried it all, and it should be effective, but ..."

Daoist Zhang's original cold expression could not help but become depressed. He took out a book from the "Jun Lin Tian Tian Department" and handed it to He Hua: "This book is clearly about me and Daji, but I will follow what it said. Tried it, it still doesn't work."

Pu Tongyan glanced at the title of the book: "The Love of King Zhou and Little Humei for Three Generations"

Pu Tongyan: "..."

Bi Hua doubted: "Are you sure?" He opened the novel and read, "Oh, this trick, give Xiao Humei... give Daji a cute little milk dog, have you tried it?"

Zhang Qingya wondered: "I've tried it, and I specifically checked which kind of dog the woman likes more, and picked a Samoyed puppy that is only two palms big for her."

The snow-white and fluffy little Samoyed milk dog, sounds all right?Bi Hua was surprised: "Then how did she reply?"

Zhang Qingya's complexion was a little gloomy: "'Get out'."

Bi Hua: "?? Why?" He casually turned a few pages later, "Oh, what about this one, the emperor smiled for Concubine Bo Ai, washed his hands and made soup, how about this?"

Zhang Qingya has no expression on his face: "I specially found the best chef in City A to learn how to make ice cream mooncakes. After practicing for a month, I sent the ice cream mooncakes to her. She gave all the mooncakes to her classmates. Said that I have no good intentions." Daoist Zhang became angry, and he swung his palm away, making a hole in the ground of Qingyan. He was obviously very angry that the food he had worked hard for was sent to other people's mouths, " How can they be!"

Pu Tongren: Wow, the ice cream mooncakes made by King Zhou are really unbearable.

Zhang Qingya and Bi Hua stood in the room together, frowning: "What's the problem? Women are really hard to understand."

Pu Tongyan was dumbfounded: "...I can't stand your compliments." She said to Zhang Qingya, "Let me ask a few questions, is Senior Daji really a nine-tailed fox?"

Zhang Qingya: "Yes, but since Chaoge was overthrown and the plan to escape the golden cicada left, she devoted herself to cultivation, and now she is a Tianhu."

In other words, Daji was still a nine-tailed fox demon before, but now she is a fox fairy who is well-known in the Eight Classics.

Pu Tongyan: "Then... Senior Daji who became an immortal, does he still maintain some of his own habits?"

Zhang Qingya nodded: "Naturally, in fact, the more you are a demon, the less willing you are to hide your true nature in order to hide your identity."

Pu Tongyan slapped his thigh: "Come on, I know. Foxes are afraid of dogs. Although Senior Daji is a nine-tailed fox, now he has become a fairy. He will not be afraid of a small Samoyed at all, but he must have feelings for this kind of natural enemy." It's very appropriate, if you give a Samoyed, it's better to give a cat..."

Not afraid of return, but no one is interested in keeping something they hate as a pet, let alone a gift from their lover as a show of love.

Bi Hua immediately turned to criticize Zhang Daoshi: "This is your fault, why don't you even know that your wife hates dogs."

Zhang Qingya was dumbfounded. He really hadn't noticed. When he was still King Zhou, he also gave Daji a puppy as a toy to keep. It was a pet that noble people could afford. Daji never said anything I don't like it.

Pu Tongyan scratched her head: "But I don't know about ice cream, I can't figure it out." She thought for a while, "Actually, I think you have read so many books and gone through so many routines, it is not as good as what you said sincerely. In other words, I think Daoist Master, you just don’t know how to express yourself, and sometimes you try to do so many things for senior Daji, but you don’t say it, maybe you will cause a misunderstanding instead!”

Pu Tongyan: "Let's not talk about the misunderstanding, let's talk about the past, why did you leave when senior Daji asked you to leave?"

Zhang Qingya didn't understand: "But... didn't she let me go?"

"It's hard to explain to you, just saying that women say no, even if they want to, doesn't seem to cover all the situations..." Pu Tongyan thought for a moment, "Just do what you want, don't worry about those routines, don't worry about it. Is it a loss of face?"

To be honest, if Daoist Zhang really practiced all these books in the study, he would lose his face a long time ago.

Pu Tongyan: "For example, Senior Daji told you to leave yesterday, but what do you actually want to do in your heart, how do you tell her?"

Zhang Qingya's jade-like face was stained with a blush, and he held back for a long time, unable to speak.

Bi Hua was impatient: "Tell me, why are you so ink-stained?"

Zhang Qingya stared at Bihua, held back for a long time, and then said: "I want to rush over to hug her, kiss her, and ask her to tell me what's wrong with me, 3000 years... I miss her." Zhang Qing The corners of Crow's eyes turned red, and his expression was a little depressed, "For the past 3000 years, from morning to night, every day and night, no matter where I am or what I do, I always think about her."

The landline phone in the room rang, Zhang Qingya took a deep breath, the redness in the corners of his eyes faded, and he was that cold and heartless Taoist priest again: "It's useless, I'm stupid, and these words don't make sense." It doesn't rhyme, it doesn't sound good, how can it be useful." He picked up the phone, "Hello?"

"...What? I'll come right over, wait for me!"

As soon as Zhang Qingya finished speaking, he hung up the phone, and he used a formula to make Shenfeng go away, startling Pu Tongren, and quickly reached out to grab Zhang Qingya's Taoist robe: "Boss, boss, where are you going? "

Zhang Qingya hurriedly said: "Daji called and said that a tengu got into the school and asked me to get it away!" He just listened to Pu Tongren's analysis. When Daji saw the scared look of the dog, she couldn't wait to rush to school in the usual way.

The author has something to say:

Daji: Me?Afraid of dogs?Are you looking down on me or looking down on dogs too much :)