Kneeling and begging to break up

Zu Yu: "The leader?"

The woman in brown clothes and leopard tail curled up on the table sleepily for a while, then sat up reluctantly: "What do you want?" When she opened her mouth, she showed two rows of sharp teeth that looked like tiger teeth, frightening. Liao Putong jumped, and immediately shrank shyly behind Bi Hua.

In comparison, it turned out that it was Bi Hua's painted back that made her feel more at ease.

Bihua bowed to the Queen Mother of the West according to the etiquette of the Great Wilderness: "I want sweet trees, so that I can continue my life."

The drooping eyelids of Queen Mother Xi lifted up, and she regained some energy: "Ganmu?" She looked at the painting for a moment, feeling familiar, "Have you and I seen it before?"

Zu Yu's heart is about to break: Look at that damned priest who broke our leader's heart, he's losing his mind.He reminded in a low voice: "Before you reconciled with that person from Donghuangshan..."

Queen Mother Xi thought for a while, and finally got some impression: "Oh, yes, it's you, that old man wanted to take you as his apprentice earlier..."

Bi Hua smiled wryly: "It's me, Fu Qian, who can't bear the heavy treatment of Duke Dong."

The Queen Mother of the West was originally upset because the priest ran away, but this time when she heard Bihua say that the old man in the east, she suddenly became angry: "What a treat! That old boy knows how to play pots with the jade girl all day long, fortunately You didn't go with him!" It may be that the scolding of the ex rekindled the fighting spirit of Queen Mother Xi, and her eyes became extraordinarily energetic from the previous dejected look.

She looked him up and down: "Huh?" The Queen Mother of the West sighed, "It seems that without the entanglement of the old and immortal, your life for a thousand years will not be easy."

Bi Hua was silent.

The Queen Mother of the West leaned on the wooden branch that grew out of the round platform: "But this is not a reason for me to give you the medicine of immortality, you go on your own." She took out a piece of yellow wood veneer drawing paper from behind the wooden branch, unfolded it Just stare at the drawing paper and ignore them.

Standing behind the painting, Pu Tongren peeked at the drawing paper in Queen Mother Xi's hand, feeling a little familiar, so he stretched out his hand and grabbed the painting's clothes: "I seem to have seen that person before?"

Queen Mother Xi raised her head suddenly: "What did you say?!"

Bi Hua frowned, and stretched out his hand to protect Pu Tongren: "Don't talk nonsense."

Pu Tongyan didn't know why she could see familiarity from the freehand figure painting that was very traditional in Huaguo, but she did remember where she had seen this person before: "Really, I went there before In a coffee shop, there was a waiter who looked like this..."

When Pu Tongren mentioned this, Bi Hua also remembered, wasn't what Pu Tongren was talking about the time when the two of them had a blind date?At that time, he really felt the demon power, but he never doubted the waiter at the side. It is very likely that the waiter himself restrained the demon power, and was covered up by him and Miao Yao who shrank outside the window and turned into a body to peek at the gossip. Living.

Queen Mother Xi's expression became mixed with joy and anger: "You actually hid in the human world...boy, do you still want Ganmu?"

He painted: "Natural."

The Queen Mother of the West took out a piece of drawing paper that was exactly the same as her own behind the wooden branch: "Bring him back, and I will give you a piece of sweet wood."

Pu Tongren who suddenly realized that he seemed to be helping him: ...

Fuck, I'm sorry big brother!You have to hide it well, or you will be caught by Bi Hua when you turn around, and neither of us will end well...

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After returning to the mountain of Bianhua in Kunlun, Bihua ordered Pu Tongyan to practice hard here, leaving the flower demon to watch her, and went to find Miao Yao by herself.

Putong Yi looked at the flower demon on the other side bitterly: "Tell me the truth, I always felt that someone was spying on me from behind, was it you?"

The flower demon said honestly: "Yes, but it was senior who asked me to find out about you..." When he saw Pu Tongren's eyes changed as if he saw a stalker, he immediately felt a strong sense of crisis, and hurried Draw a note on his behalf, "But that's also worried about your safety. Didn't you see the robbery in KTV before, thanks to the senior who arrived in time?"

Pu Tongyan curled his lips: "That's not to prevent me from dying before he takes revenge! After all, what good does it do for him if I go through the catastrophe of love?"

The flower demon frowned: "I don't know either. According to the principle, if you survive the calamity of love, seniors will not grow in cultivation..." The flower demon guessed, "Could it be that he just wants to see you survive the catastrophe of love? ?”

Taking advantage of Bi Hua's absence, the flower demon was chatting nonsense happily. As soon as he finished speaking, his whole body was blown away by a strong wind. He rolled several times on the ground and almost died.

Because he was worried that Pu Tongyan would raise his braids where he couldn't see, Bihua rushed back as fast as he could and sneered at the flower demon lying on the ground: "I want to see how uncomfortable you are."

He carried two oil bottles in one hand and the other in his sleeves, crossed the boundary and stepped out of Kunlun, landed in an alley in the world, and threw the flower demon to the ground casually.

The flower demon squatted on the ground, raised her hand and touched the red flower on her head that had been completely lost due to this palm, tears came down all at once, it was really uncomfortable: I am bald again!

Pu Tongren, who was still being carried away by Bihua, couldn't bear to look directly at him, and instead of looking at the tearful appearance of the flower demon, he looked around the alley, and asked Bihua very strangely: "Didn't you say to find me?" Did someone ask for news? How did you come here?"

She is very familiar with this alley. When she was in high school, she used to pass here every time after school.The alleys are narrow, it is not convenient to set up stalls, and it is also inconvenient to drive. During the day, there are basically no people. Go forward for a certain distance and turn right, and you will be the No. [-] Middle School of the city.

Bi Hua squinted his eyes: "I also want to know..." What's so good about this place, but all the big monsters and gods like to run here. Originally, he was ready to change the map to find Daji, but he didn't expect After going around and around, Daji is still in City A.

He wanted to wonder if Di Xin was playing tricks on him on purpose. One of the couple was in a well-known Taoist temple in City A, and the other was in a key middle school in City A. However, Di Xin couldn't find Daji, so he even came to visit her. Can you find Daji's location by passing him in a detour?

Pu Tongyan, who didn't know what was going on, suddenly kicked his legs unhappily: "You should tell me clearly, you have to take me with you and lose my job, you Just let me continue to be kept in the dark, and follow you around without thinking?"

Bi Hua was originally looking at the teaching building of City No. [-] Middle School with a serious face, but he couldn't hold on after being disturbed by Pu Tongren. He lowered his head and stared at her: "If you kick your legs blindly, I will throw you to the ground!"

Pu Tongyan stepped on the ground speechlessly, "Then you throw it."

"..." Bi Hua let go of Pu Tongren in embarrassment, "Just don't run around, Daji is not easy to get along with, stay away from me, and I can't protect you."

When Pu Tongren heard such a sentence suddenly, he felt a little weird in his heart, and felt a little embarrassed.

The Bianhua on the side became the background board: Why did I raise a torch in my hand!

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Bi Hua was able to be released by Zhang Qingya because he made a deal with Taoist Zhang.Zhang Qingya did not know where to figure out that the key to help him and Daji renew their relationship and end the 3000-year separation life lies in Bihua and Pu Tongren. He specially ran out of Qingxuan Temple to catch Bihua, just to Ask Bihua to help him find Daji.

Bi Hua also didn't understand why King Zhou changed from the tyrant in the wine forest and meat pool back then to the cold Taoist priest he is now; he also didn't know what kind of conflict the couple was having after going around for so many years.In short, he has found Daji now, and as soon as Taoist Zhang comes, he will be free again, and he can concentrate on urging Pu Tongyan to practice...

When Pu Tongyan heard this sentence, she was about to cry together with the flower demon next to her: she never expected that after leaving school for so many years, she would fall into the pit of cultivation again.

Zhang Qingya received the news from Bi Hua and came very quickly.While Pu Tongyan was still listening to Bi Hua's rebuke, the Taoist priest had already called, saying that he had arrived at the school gate.Bihua told the flower demon to go home first and tidy up the house, they still have to stay there at night.After giving the order, he dragged Pu Tongyan, who was really in tears, out of the alley.

With tears of grief and indignation in his eyes, Pu Tongyan was dragged by Bi Hua to the front of the school.At a glance, I saw a bright red Ferrari parked at the gate of the school, bright red, more aggressive than that.Zhang Qingya didn't wear that plain Taoist robe anymore, and changed into a pure black suit embroidered with luxurious dark patterns, and stood upright beside the car, with his back to Pu Tongren and the others, as if he was holding something in his hand .

Pu Tongyan was deeply moved, and Bi Hua obviously felt the same way as her. Walking up to Zhang Qingya, she opened her mouth and asked, "Why did you choose this kind of car—go, what are you doing?!"

Zhang Qingya turned around, and the mobile phone in his hand was showing the live broadcast interface, and the barrage of dog licking on it was exaggerating that the Taoist priest is very handsome today, and he is sure to embrace the beauty.

Pu Tongren felt unbelievable: "Zhang Daochang, didn't you say that you want to get back together with Da...your wife? Why do you still—"

Is it still live? !

Zhang Qingya's expression was also a bit depressed: "This is the task of Guanzhong, I can't abandon my duty and ignore it."

Pu Tongyan: ... I seem to have heard a joke.

Bi Hua said bluntly: "If you hold this thing again, I will keep you from seeing Daji, and you will still be thrown away if you turn around."

When he returned to Kunlun and asked Miao Yao if he knew Daji's whereabouts, Miao Yao said that Daji recently fell in love with a romantic and handsome little brother, so she was preparing for the college entrance examination and wanted to get into the university of her little brother, so she was very nervous every day.At a time like this, seeing her ex-husband wooing her live with his mobile phone, wouldn't he be blown up on the spot?

Zhang Qingya froze in place. The emperor's sense of responsibility made it difficult for him to ignore his own responsibilities and his own territory. In the past, this was roughly equivalent to letting King Zhou give up developing his own dynasty, giving up the responsibility of the emperor, and saving his concubine. heart of……

Zhang Qingya just thought of this, and immediately figured it out, paji turned off the live broadcast: what are you afraid of, it's not like I haven't done it before.

He stretched out his hand and pulled away the painting that he wanted to lean on the Ferrari: "Don't touch it." Zhang Qingya carefully looked at the place where the painting rubbed against, it was still shiny, "This is for Daji."

He took out the fly whisk from nowhere, and set down around Ferrari seriously, so as not to get the gift dirty before meeting the owner, before he turned and walked towards the school gate.

As soon as he stepped into the door, Zhang Qingya was stopped by the old man who had been staring at him for a long time: "Hey, what are you doing? Without permission, people outside the school cannot enter and leave the school at will!"

Pu Tongyan hurried forward to persuade Daoist Zhang: "Yes, the city's No. [-] Middle School is very strict, I know that—"

Zhang Qingya took out his mobile phone with a natural expression, dialed the number, and handed it to the old man after saying a few words: "I'm here to see Principal Yi, he asked you to answer the phone."

The old man took the mobile phone suspiciously, and after listening to a few words, he really let Zhang Qingya go, but there was still a trace of suspicion in his eyes: driving a red sports car to school, it is not a serious person at first glance!

Zhang Qingya didn't care about the sight of the old man. As he walked towards the school, he calmly explained to the bewildered Pu Tongyan: "Guanli and the school also have a cooperation. All monsters that have been approved by the state and registered in the school can enjoy the benefits in the school." The nine-year compulsory education is the same as that of the human race."

Pu Tongyan: ...It's too scary, even being a demon can't escape learning.

Zhang Qingya: "Daji has not registered. She must have threatened Principal Yi by joining the school. After a while, Principal Yi will call Daji to the principal's office so that we can talk."

Bi Hua stood impatiently behind Zhang Qingya and urged: "I know, I know, you should continue walking?"

The reason why he urged so much was because Zhang Daochang suddenly stood downstairs in the teaching building and refused to leave.Zhang Qingya stood in front of the stairs, his legs seemed to be rooted, and after a while he said: "I...I haven't figured out how to tell Daji yet." Pu Tongren looked carefully, but Zhang Qingya still Started to sweat!

Damn, he's really nervous!Pu Tongren was shocked, he didn't expect it to be so realistic, even King Zhou was so nervous that he was sweating when he went to see his ex-wife...

Before Pu Tongren and Bi Hua could think of how to appease Zhang Qingya, the three of them suddenly heard the sound of footsteps trotting down from the stairs, a girl in a school uniform, with a pure ponytail and rimless glasses The beautiful girl rushed straight down from upstairs, and seeing Zhang Qingya's reaction when she suddenly took a deep breath, it was probably Daji who had concealed her identity and true appearance.

Daji was so angry that she slapped Zhang Qingya's head with her pocket head: "I saw it all! You came to me, and you still hold a live broadcast?! Go live with your Taoist temple for the rest of your life!"

Bi Hua: ...I said I would die here.

Daoshi Zhang stubbornly withstood the domestic violence from his wife: "I won't give up." He took out a car key from his pocket, "The Ferrari you said you wanted last time..."

Daji snatched the key: "Leave the car, you go!"

Zhang Qingya actually turned around and left obediently, without any effort at all, he was stunned after looking at the painting.

Has this EQ not grown at all after 3000 years?Bi Hua, who was clearly indifferent to himself, glanced at Pu Tongren who had been standing obediently behind him, and criticized Zhang Qingya with a sense of superiority.

The protagonists who were courting all resigned on their own, and of course there was no reason for the two background panels of Bi Hua and Pu Tongren to stay.

Seeing that Zhang Qingya wasn't procrastinating at all, Bi Hua waved his hand away from them, stood at the school gate and murmured, "Does this guy still want to get his wife back?"

"I must have thought about it. You see, Daoist Zhang is so sad that his back is hunched." Pu Tongyan was particularly sharp-eyed. She glanced covetously at the particularly conspicuous Ferrari at the school gate, and marveled: "Straight men can chase after 3000 years." Wife Lu, does that count as 3000 years of romance?"

Bi Hua raised his eyebrows, and actually thought Pu Tongren's words were right, so he immediately learned by analogy and said, "Then I have waited for you for 1000 years."

Pu Tong was speechless: "...People are chasing courtship, you are waiting for revenge, can that be the same?!"