[Comprehensive British and American] Poor daughter and billions of boyfriends

There's been a lot of buzz on Twitter lately.

First, the online captain did not sacrifice, but woke up again after years of sleep.

Immediately afterwards, before the netizens clarified whether the news was true or false, Iron Man's Twitter account directly released a series of photos of the captain's recent life!

Not long after the photo was released, it was rumored that the shooting location should be on the top floor of the Stark Tower, Iron Man's private residence.

However, before the netizens figured out what the relationship between Captain and Iron Man was, New York was invaded by aliens!

Then, there is the popular superhero to save the earth.

but!No one really thought, let alone know, that there are so many superheroes hidden in New York!Some people have counted that among the superheroes who appeared in the Battle of New York, apart from the four well-known superheroes Captain, Iron Man, Professor X and Magneto, six new superheroes appeared!

Six!

Before the netizens could figure out the identities of the six new superheroes, Iron Man and the captain announced the establishment of a new superhero organization - the Avengers!

And claimed the four superheroes who participated in the Battle of New York: Black Widow, Thor, Hulk, Hawkeye, but avoided talking about the other two superheroes.

Just when netizens thought that the other two superheroes didn't like to show up and would just disappear, and they wouldn't show up until the earth was destroyed, one of them appeared again!

This self-proclaimed SpiderMan new Chaoying appeared in the image of a good neighbor of the people of New York. He changed the previous super-cold image of Chaoying. He caught both car thieves and robbers, and he would tie people directly to the police station very considerately. At the door, he even takes care of helping the old lady cross the road or picking up the kitten on the telephone pole, quite down-to-earth!

All of a sudden, it provided a lot of talk for the people who eat melons, and it became popular on Twitter in an instant.

Not long after, SpiderMan and two female Superheroes suddenly appeared on the streets of New York, claiming to hunt down fugitives and clear the scene forcefully.

Then it was discovered that one of the female superheroes was the last new superhero to be seen at the Battle of New York!This is her first appearance since the Battle of New York!

However, before the netizens could finish digesting this melon, they were overwhelmed by a thunderstorm—a wanted warrant!The superheroes of the Avengers are on the wanted list!

There was an uproar on Twitter.But there are far more people who believe that the arrest warrant is a conspiracy than those who believe in the arrest warrant.

This is very embarrassing.

The issue of the arrest warrant has not yet come to a conclusion, and someone throws out big news!

On the outskirts of New York, four chaoying are fighting fiercely on a large spaceship (they don't know it's an aircraft carrier) that is taking off!Two of them are SpiderMan and the new female Chaoying who just appeared on the street!

what does this mean?

what does that mean!

There are too many connotations, and the dizzy netizens who have been bombarded by news one after another have no brains to guess anymore.

Forget it, let's watch the show and eat melons _(:з)∠)_.

The fans of Chaoying fans were dizzy and dazed by the news one after another.The people who eat melons are also satisfied with the onlookers. It's been a long time since I saw such a big excitement!

However, after the fighting on the outskirts of New York subsided, netizens suddenly discovered that the Superheroes had disappeared again!

There is no official website explanation or description about the time of the arrest warrant, and it just disappeared!It's hard not to worry, did something happen to them!

Fortunately, they didn't worry for too long. Before the protest to Congress was organized, an article suddenly appeared on the Avengers' official Twitter account.

[To all those who love, support, and trust Avengers:

thank you!

It is your support and kindness that supported us through this period of doubt.

Regarding the biggest question at the moment, the arrest warrant a few days ago, I'm sorry, but at the moment we can only say "Temporary confidentiality, no comment!".But we also believe that the investigation on the wanted warrant will not last too long, and the justice everyone expects will not be late!

If there is any recent progress, we will inform you as soon as possible.

Regarding the few new superheroes that everyone is eagerly paying attention to, I will answer some questions.And what I didn't answer... Who hasn't ordered a little secret~ right?

Question [-]: Who is SpiderMan?

SpiderMan, a good neighbor of the people of New York, has recently joined the Avengers, and you may see him in some collective actions of the Avengers.

Question [-]: Who is that female Chaoying?

it's me.Really, it’s not a joke, Avengers is too poor to hire a secretary, let alone a PR, so we had to draw lots to decide who will manage Twitter, and unfortunately, I was the one chosen.

So next, I will communicate with you through Twitter~

Question [-]: Want to know my identity?

Don’t be kidding~ Look at me, I’m hiding my head and tail in a tightly wrapped appearance, and I’m known as the most tightly wrapped female superhero in history :), what’s not clear~_(:з)∠) _

Don't pursue this kind of small problem~

Question Four: What happened to the fighting outside New York?

Emmm...to sum it up, we're saving the planet.

As for the specific situation... um, um, sorry, for some reason we have no right to disclose the details to the public.

There is not much time, so today's Q&A will be answered here~

However, I have won some extra benefits for everyone, such as ~~~~~~~~~ The exclusive life photos of the superheroes! ! !

Isn’t it a surprise~<(~︶~)>

Photo 1: Group photo of Avengers Super League, the one in uniform

Photo 2: The captain is sitting at the bar with a drink that looks like milk, and seems to be chatting with someone, with a bright smile

Photo 3: Iron Man is in the workshop, holding a miniature drill to repair the armor, looking focused

Photo 4: Hawkeye rummages in front of the fridge for snacks

Photo 5: The black widow is reclining on the sofa with her long legs crossed, the red wine in the glass in her hand is as bright as blood

Photo 6: Raytheon wiped his wet blonde hair with a towel, his eyes widened, as if he had discovered that he was secretly photographed

Photo 7: A man blocking the camera with his hand, suspected to be the Hulk himself

Photo 8: Spider-Man dumped himself on the ceiling with spider webs and made a V sign to the camera

Photo 9: A woman in a black uniform is sitting in front of a computer, and the Twitter interface can be vaguely seen on the computer screen]

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The whole process of watching Ashley tweet with a photo attached, Tony's mouth twitched and he couldn't hold it down.

Why did he feel that Sweetheart was selling out the looks of the superheroes in order to gain public opinion towards them?

In this regard, Ashley was confident, "A good face is an advantage! It's a natural advantage! Why not!"

"Furthermore! Didn't you realize that high coldness is no longer in line with the trend of the times? The most popular Chaoying style now is a good neighbor style like Peter! For long-term consideration, Chaoying also needs to change their ungrounded image. And, you don't need to do much, just provide a few photos to tweet every once in a while.

Why not do things that benefit others and yourself? "

"I think what Ashley said is very reasonable!" Natasha agreed with her real name.

So far, the only two female members of the Avengers have overwhelmingly deprived the male superheroes of their right to speak in this matter.

"That's it!" Ashley said with a final word.

Seeing that he was powerless, Tony shrugged his shoulders and no longer refuted, took his dried blueberries, and planned to go to the workshop to indulge in armor.

"Wait!" Ashley grabbed Tony's clothes, "You want to run away after asking your questions? I still have a lot of questions to ask!"

Tony was stunned, "Uh... sweetheart? I really don't have anything to hide from you recently!"

Ashley raised her eyebrows, "Really?"

"No!" Tony said sternly.

"What happened to Loki?"

"Lo... what Loki?" Tony cried inwardly, could this be discovered?

"Still pretending?" Ashley picked up the pillow and directly threatened with force, "Did you know that Loki wanted to escape, so you sent everyone out, leaving only Harry, and deliberately gave him a chance to escape?"

"Uh……"

Ashley interrupted gloomyly: "Be lenient when you confess, and strict when you resist! Tony——"

"..." Isn't it lenient to be honest, to be imprisoned, to be strict when resisting, and to go home for the New Year?

"Wait?" Saul—during more than a day when Ashley and the others were working on writing the qualification review, he quickly moved a lot of books from the Asgard library and returned to Earth—interrupted two The eyebrows and eyes of the people were sued, and they asked: "Loki wants to run away? What did he do again!"

"Huh?" Tony was very surprised by Saul's question. What kind of virtue is your brother? Haven't you clicked the beep until now?What kind of ecstasy did that guy cast on you to make you misunderstand him so much?

"Loki has always wanted to escape, this should be our consensus?"

Tony's eyes fell on Saul's dazed face, "Uh...you don't know?"

It wasn't that Tony was despising Sol's IQ, but that there was a big line written on his face - what? !Hasn't Loki always been very obedient and honest?How can escape? !

"Okay! It seems that you really don't know anything." Tony shrugged, giving up saving Saul's IQ and EQ, "Blindfolded by the so-called brotherhood."

"My friend..." Saul hesitated a bit, "...how do I feel...you seem to be mocking me?"

Tony: "..."

Tony took a sip of whiskey to calm himself down.

"I swear, this is the most boring thing I've ever done in my life! Sol, I swear—" Tony raised three fingers in his right hand, "—in my life! I will never mock you again!"

"This is a good thing! My friend!" Not only did Sol not notice Tony's insinuation of his IQ, but he patted Tony on the shoulder again, hugged him affectionately, and said, "Brother! I decided to get rid of bad habits for you." And happy!" look.

Ashley made a sympathetic face at Tony, who couldn't help but sigh.To be reasonable, with Sol's reflex arc, taunting him, if the situation is good, he will probably come to you in three hours to settle accounts ╮(╯▽╰)╭ but if the situation is not good, you probably won't be able to wait for him in your life It's settled _(:з)∠)_...

Taunting Saul is indeed one of the most boring things Tony has ever done, a hundred times more boring than wearing a suit of armor to buy donuts!

Also, wearing armor to buy donuts is really not a good habit. Pepper has mentioned it to her several times recently, and Happy is always worried about whether he will lose his job.

"Two, interrupt."

Natasha stepped on a ten-centimeter high heel, walked gracefully in front of Tony and Saul on a catwalk, and separated the two of them beyond doubt with her slender and fair palm.

Ashley swears, she's relieved to see Tony kissing without a trace!

One finger pushed Saul aside—of course, this was not possible because Natasha was suddenly powerful, but because Saul suddenly remembered the gentlemanly demeanor—Natasha turned her head and smiled at Tony. With a menacing taste, "Then, Mr. Stark, can I ask you why, apart from Saul, it seems that only me and Clint know nothing about your plan?"

As she said that, Natasha threw a sharp glance at Steve and Banner, who were sitting on the sofa as quietly as chickens, but their expressions showed no surprise.

"I'm sure I don't know, Ms. Romanov." Harry raised his hand depressed, reminding.The bag on his forehead that Loki knocked on is still hurting now!

The worst thing is that the captain also very sincerely suggested that he use ice compresses instead of high-tech methods for treatment, saying, "This is good for strengthening your body's strength."

Harry felt that he was so miserable that he wanted to mourn for himself...

"Oh! You are still an underage Avengers reserve." Natasha waved her hand, and stabbed Harry lightly.

Harry clutched his chest, vomiting blood and dying.

Both Tony and Steve were a little surprised by Natasha's question.

Why didn't Natasha and Clint know their plan in advance, how could they not understand?

But now Natasha not only pretended not to understand, but also asked questions in public. This was not in line with the habit of a senior spy, nor was it something a smart person would do.

Tony and Steve looked at each other, and both of them had thoughts in their hearts.

"Natasha," Steve got up and walked over to Tony's side, standing side by side, "we'd better be honest, wouldn't we?"

huh huh?

The captain who protects the calf?

Unreasonable captain?

Natasha rolled her eyes, Captain, you are like this, believe it or not, I will go to Twitter to [-]!

"You are not open and honest, but you ask me, a weak woman, to be open and honest. Captain, how about your fairness?"

"..." Steve was blocked and had nothing to say, but...

"Weak woman? Natasha, are you serious?" Steve felt that he had to practice more to adapt to the way women speak in this era.

Of course my mother is joking!

Natasha twitched the corners of her mouth, and sincerely began to agree with Tony's nickname for the captain - Old Popsicle!

Too lazy to take a look at some puzzled old popsicle, Natasha turned around and sat down in front of the sofa, crossed her legs, and leaned on the sofa, her whole body was full of charm, but her expression was incomparably serious.

"Then let's be honest! Stark, captain, me and Clint... have officially submitted the application to Director Fury today, and there will be a one-month review period and a long observation period. If you don't want to If Clint and I can't even get out of New York, I suggest that you better act quickly."

The superheroes collectively looked surprised.

This is Natasha and Clint, just fired S.H.I.E.L.D.?