[Comprehensive British and American] Poor daughter and billions of boyfriends

"How did my Twitter account get picked up QAQ..." Ashley asked pitifully.

Ashley's question is very valuable, especially for other superheroes who also don't want to be picked out of their private accounts.

The superheroes of Avengers are very interesting. There is an official Twitter account of Avengers as a channel for the entire organization to speak out, and everyone also has a personal account.Of course, the main purpose of these accounts is that Chaoying fans comment and express their love all day long. As for watching Chaoying tweeting?

It's just that Natasha occasionally posts such a message, and even Tony, who is high-profile and coquettish, is not that interested.A twitter account secretly built to death and used frequently.Ashley watched their trumpets when Jarvis "snitched" them, and everyone was quite good at pretending to be ordinary people!

What's more interesting is that Clint likes to watch cookie making tutorials, and Bruce likes to read about Natasha's related topics. Natasha always retweets such as #surprise!Hulk you don’t know#, #绿胖 is the strongest in the universe!Rebuttal not accepted! Topics like #, Steve... Oh, Steve didn't even know there was such an operation as opening a trumpet.

It is difficult to be a superhero, but it is even more difficult to be a superhero who has been focused by the people of the whole country.On weekdays, you have to catch terrorists and destroy illegal bases, and from time to time, you have to help law enforcement agencies catch a perverted, anti-social serial killer, etc. After finally being free, you can open a small account to watch Twitter, what's wrong?

Is this going to be gossiped?Netizens are too sharp, right?

All eyes were on Harry who broke the news.

"Huh? You ask me?" Harry pointed to the tip of his nose, very surprised.

How would I know?I didn't pick it up!

"Let's not pursue this issue, right?" Harry suggested tactfully.Just turn a blind eye and get by, Ashley, I really figured out why, I'm afraid you will feel even more frustrated!

For example, if you find out that you thought you covered it up very well, but in fact, it was picked up by netizens all over the place with clues and so on, you really won’t explode →_→?

"But, why is it me QAQ?" This question made Ashley even more pitiful.

Those of you who are surrounded by fanboys and girls all day long, wish that even the veteran Chaoying who gossips about your fat every day is fine, why is it that I, the new little transparent, are gossiped?

Ashley's subordinates kept moving and quickly switched to her Twitter account to check the situation.

Sure enough, as soon as she switched to her Twitter account, the tablet in her hand was almost froze due to the swarm of message reminders and comment reminders!

This is the tablet in Stark Tower!With its own black technology halo!

But... Ashley looked through the comments on her twitter, and smacked her lips. This situation seems to be different from what she expected?

"Harry? It wasn't my superhero identity that was picked out, but my identity as Tony's girlfriend?" Ashley couldn't help but laugh, and Harry didn't make it clear, so she thought it was her superhero vest that was picked off. , almost broke out in a cold sweat!

If she can take off her superhero vest while she is covered in a pitch-black uniform covering her face, she will really win over this group of Avengers fanatics!Awesome, Aunt Chaoyang has to bow down!

"Yeah..." Harry blinked in confusion, and finally realized that Ashley had misunderstood something, and couldn't help being speechless for a while.

You only showed up a few times in total, let alone your face, you didn't even leak your voice, at best, you were recorded some video data from a distance, that is, you can tell your gender from your figure!

Wearing a uniform and wandering over New York every day, acting as a good neighbor to the people of New York, becoming friends with the police, Peter, whose voice and handwriting are exposed, has not been picked up, why are you worried?

On the contrary, you and Mr. Stark are in love with each other, and you don't hide it at all. You and Mr. Stark met at the reception and dinner a few months ago. Mr. Stark shamelessly introduced him as "fiancee", but he was picked up yesterday. Everyone knows about it, and I'm surprised too!

"However, when it comes to your Premier League vest, there is one thing you can pay attention to." Harry rolled up the tissue paper he wiped his mouth with after dinner, aimed twice at the trash can not far away, and shot into the hole!

Not being in front of old Osborne for a while, Harry lost all of his elegant young master demeanor, but he also learned a lot from Ashley and Peter, and he seemed more casual and natural, and when he really wanted to pick it up, he would It's more aura.Of course, the latter was learned from Tony.

Ashley sighed, "If there is any more bad news, why don't you tell it together!"

Don't miss a sentence for a while, can't you miss a sentence for a while, my little heart can't afford it!

"It's really not bad news."

Harry sat next to Ashley, took the tablet in her hand and poked it a few times, then handed it back.

"That is, the superheroes who have shown their faces in the Avengers actually have names. The name of Peter's SpiderMan's name in the Avengers' twitter account has also been officially verified. Only you - no information has been leaked. Therefore, netizens spontaneously I gave you a title. Here, see for yourself!"

A bad premonition suddenly rose in Ashley's heart, seeing the tablet that Harry handed back was like a scourge.

"Witch?! What the hell? What the hell?"

For a second, I thought of the witch squatting in a dark house in a European medieval fairy tale, stirring a pot of strange bubbling liquid... Ashley's expression collapsed!

"Probably because you think your ability is more magical, just like the legendary wizard?"

Harry shrugged, and quickly slipped to the bar to sit next to Peter.

"Don't worry, most of them think you're more like a wizard who can cast powerful magic than a witch who boils a strange liquid in a medieval fairy tale."

Harry pointed out the picture that popped up in most people's minds when they heard the word "witch".

Tony also came over, looked at the tablet in Ashley's hand, shook his index finger and said with emotion:

"These people are really narrow-minded! Huaxia obviously uses some magical methods to refine rare and exotic herbs into elixirs, and those elixirs are not unpalatable, at most they are slightly bitter."

"..."

Thick-skinned and dog-legged, it's no wonder he can catch up with such a good girl as Ashley!

The voices of Chaoying are completely consistent at this time.

"Tony—" Ashley couldn't help her forehead, and reminded: "It's not bad, it's because I forced Nan Wu to adjust the prescription and added a lot of licorice for you... In fact, ordinary medicines can be so bitter There was a loud cry."

"Really?" Tony raised his eyebrows, a little unbelieving.

Ashley gave him a sideways look, she doesn't believe in evil, does she?If you don't believe me, try it!

Ashley asked Friday to bring a small wooden box from her room and open it on the coffee table.

"Ashley, how many wooden boxes do you have?" Peter squatted beside the coffee table with interest, and carefully looked at the engraved patterns on the wooden box.Obviously, this is different from what I have seen a few times before.

Ashley laughed, "There are really not many, but things related to cultivation are packed in wooden boxes, which is a habit."

"Understood, understood~" Peter nodded as if I understood it well, "Put it in a wooden box, it's better for your things, right? Are you using some thousand-year-old spirit wood?"

Ashley looked at Peter with weird eyes for a while, sighed and patted him on the shoulder, and said, "I'll find you some books on the basics of cultivation later on! I don't ask you to understand, stop talking nonsense. Just do it!"

Stop reading weird novels!Everyone is dumbfounded!

Return the Millennium Spirit Tree?

Thousands of years old trees are protected by the state!

Cut one and make a box for me to try!

Guaranteed to sit in prison!

"Come on, Tony, try it!"

Ashley dug out a few small porcelain bottles from the wooden box, placed them in a row on the tea table, and signaled to Tony—self-reliance, let’s taste one by one!

Seeing Ashley frankly looking like she wanted to see a joke, Tony planned to believe it. He turned around and winked at Steve, and said:

"Sweetheart holds good things. Captain, the elders are the priority, right?"

On weekdays, the old Popsicle shouted joyously, but now I remembered that it was the elders who came!

That's why Steve has a good temper, and of course he's used to being a parent of a bear child.Tony said that the elders are the priority, so he will try first!

It's just a joke anyway, and the worst thing Ashley brings out is mischief.It just so happens that I have just finished a wave of major events, so let's take a few young children to play and have fun, to relax my body and mind!

Especially, the two who just finished writing the review...

Steve stepped forward, picked up a small porcelain bottle, unplugged it and smelled it, and asked jokingly, "You shouldn't be giggling, sneezing like crazy, or itching all over your body after eating it?"

"..." I'm not that tasteless yet...

Ashley twitched the corner of her mouth, "I will pass on your suggestion and let them develop new products."

"That's a good idea!" Clint dug out a pack of cookies from the refrigerator, sat on the sofa, crossed his feet and prepared to watch the show.By the way, he gave Natasha two yuan in exchange for a blank stare.

Eat, eat, eat!Just know how to eat!I've never seen an agent with a belly bigger than yours!

Clint's daydreaming happily: "If there are really some, I will bring some with me when I go on missions in the future, and I can put them in one piece when I use them! Just wait for the kidnapping without any effort!"

"Or—" Natasha also came up with random ideas, "It can also be used in interrogation, making people laugh non-stop for a day and a night, no matter what training they have, they can dig out all the secrets in his belly !"

"..."

Clint and Natasha quarreled with each other, and Steve held up a elixir the size of a yellow-brown soybean, and put it near his mouth, neither tasted it nor tasted it.

Tony found out his conscience and gave Steve an idea: "Captain, just take a sip and try the taste!" Even if there are some strange medicinal effects, it won't be a trick to lick it, right?

Tony's suggestion was unanimously approved, and a group of superheroes, like three-year-olds, were booing and whistling all over the sky, urging Steve to try it out.

Glancing at his teammates who were watching the excitement, Steve reluctantly opened his mouth, sticking out the tip of his tongue, and carefully...cautiously...adding a touch to the pill, and it's instant!

"How is it? How does it taste?" Everyone stared at Steve with burning eyes.

Steve looked up and thought about it, and said, "I don't seem to have tasted it?"

"Alas--"

There was booing in the living room.

"Hey! Captain, you're dishonest! It's too much to cheat every taste!" Clint complained half-truthfully.

Steve: "..." I'm not, I'm not!It's because your eyes are so intense that my hands are shaking!

"Then try it again. Captain, you can eat it right away, and you will definitely taste it!" The excitement was so great that Banner, who usually plunged into the laboratory after breakfast, stayed to watch.

Even the taciturn Banner followed suit, the captain couldn't find a reason to refuse, so he could only bite the bullet and stuff the pill into his mouth——

"How is it? How does it taste?" Clint chased after Steve with great interest to ask about his aftertaste, and almost picked him up and opened his mouth to smell it.

Steve wriggled his Adam's apple with difficulty, stretched out his long arms and lifted Clint aside, then strode to the refrigerator, dug out a one-liter carton of fresh milk, opened it, and gulped it down.

"It's so unpalatable?" Clint was aroused, the taste of being able to force the captain to this point!

"I'll try too!"

So, Clint randomly picked a small porcelain bottle under Ashley's "gutty" eyes, opened it, and poured out a pill, this time it was light red, and threw it into his mouth neatly, the back slot The teeth were bitten down hard, and there was a crisp sound of "cracking".

Then--

Clint covered his mouth with a contorted expression.

And then--

Clint rushed to the refrigerator without saying a word, repeating what Steve did a minute ago.

Banner raised his eyebrows, "Is it really that bad?" He scanned the remaining small porcelain bottles with interest...

"Don't!" Ashley resolutely blocked Banner's hand reaching for the porcelain vase, and said, "Doctor, it hasn't been long since the decoration was completed, forget it?" As she spoke, Ashley pointed to the living room with her eyes vaguely. .

This means, can it be so bad that the Hulk is forced out?

Banner really wanted not to believe this evil, but Ashley's attitude was extremely firm, and she even stuffed several porcelain bottles back into the box, and then asked Friday to send them back to her room directly.

Strictly guard against sticking to it, and resolutely don't give a chance to try!

Seeing that Banner's expression was still a little eager to try, Harry simply helped to change the subject, "At present, the public opinion on the Internet has almost fermented, Ashley, it's almost time for the official to come forward to explain it, right?"

"Oh, yes!" Ashley patted her forehead, with a look of sudden realization, and her acting skills were perfunctory without distraction, "It's time to send some benefits to everyone on Twitter!"

"Friday, I asked you to take a photo of your life recently, find it and give it to me!"

The author has something to say:

small theater

Steve: Are Huaxia's pills really so hard to describe?

Ashley: (thinking with her chin in her hand) It's not... is it?Brother seems to have given me fruit flavored ones when I was young?

Steve: Where did it come from?

Ashley: Seems like... the brother used a sword to force them to improve their taste?

Steve: The gap between anyone...how is it so big_(:з)∠)_...