[Comprehensive British and American] Poor daughter and billions of boyfriends

Ashley, who was successfully slapped by the stinky and shameless Coulson, became a puffer fish. She puffed up her face angrily and finished the big supermarket purchase. She also rejected Coulson's idea of ​​helping to pay the bill to make amends.

Offending a lady, just want to buy it with money? →_→ No wonder single to middle age!

Ashley, who finally found a little sense of superiority, was in a better mood for less than a minute, and the moment the supermarket cashier opened her mouth, she cried out QAQ!

"Hello, all the products total 583 yuan and 3 points. Do you need a shopping bag?"

583 yuan and 3 points!

So expensive!

Brother only gave me 3000 meters of living expenses a month, QAQ!

Is it still too late to take back the words that Uncle Coulson was not allowed to help pay?

What is backbone!Can it be spent as money or eaten as a meal 〒▽〒?

Ashley's heart was bleeding, she slowly took out her wallet, and slowly pulled out five hundred-dollar bills—after killing the two robbers, Ashley did not forget to snatch back the banknotes that she paid to them╮ (╯▽╰)╭——, slowly took out a ten-yuan bill, took out a five-cent coin from his trouser pocket, and handed it to the cashier together.

The slow movements and reluctant appearance made the cashier in the supermarket roll his eyes in disdain, scolded the poor man inwardly, took the money out of Ashley's hand angrily, and gave the two copies of the money back heavily. Take it to the cash register.

"Your change, please take it! Good!" The cashier sarcastically emphasized the word "Collected", and didn't even bother to say "Welcome next time".In her opinion, it is absolutely impossible for such a poor-looking person to come to a high-end supermarket like theirs again!

"Oh well."

Full of the pain of cutting flesh, Ashley didn't notice the bad attitude of the cashier at all, let alone noticed that behind her, Coulson took a deep look at the name tag on the cashier's uniform, remembering her name and Job number.

After spending 583 yuan and 3 cents for pots and pans, mail, sauces, vinegar, grains, rapeseed, meat and snacks, Ashley sat in Coulson's SUV with a weeping wallet.

The worst payout ever to go out of your own wallet!

Painful!

Oh QAQ!

When you get home, apply to your brother for a living allowance increase╭(╯^╰)╮!

Out of temper by the little girl and ignored all the way, Coulson reluctantly picked up the two big bags of things that Ashley, who was immersed in the pain of paying, had forgotten, and stuffed them into the trunk.

Hey little girl... because I feel sorry for my wallet, I forgot the things I bought at the cashier counter in the supermarket. After a while, you realize that you are going to cry like a rabbit from your heartache, right?

I just met——

Super invincible traffic jam?The kind that jams into a parking lot!

"Traffic jam?" Ashley was wrinkled and fleshless, and couldn't help but lower her head and touch her flat stomach. From the tossing in the morning to now the clock is about to pass 12, the food for breakfast has long been consumed in various "exercises" It's spotless.

"Looks like we'll have to be stuck here for a while." Coulson sighed with some dissatisfaction. "This is the bad thing about New York. Traffic jams can happen anytime, anywhere, and you never know when it will end."

For Coulson, who hurried to New Mexico early in the morning, but received news from the agent in charge of monitoring Ashley, and had to divert to New York first, he was tired and hungry and encountered a big traffic jam. , it is inevitable that it is... irritating!

"I think that I didn't read the almanac before going out, it must be my biggest mistake today." Ashley pointed to the police cars whizzing by outside the car, and said quietly: "Eight police cars, it's definitely not a trivial matter."

Coulson frowned, "I'll go down and have a look, Ashley, don't move around."

It's so hot outside, please move around, I'm too lazy to get out of the car, okay?(╯▽╰)╭!

Ashley curled her lips, but finally nodded under Coulson's gaze.

Hey——Isn’t it just a lesson to the two sloppy robbers, and I went to the police station to visit it. How come the image in Uncle Coulson’s heart has become a troublemaker who needs special attention_(:з)∠ )_...

Coulson moved quickly.

Ashley just stayed there for 3 minutes when she heard Coulson's voice returning to the car, "It's a car accident, the road is already being cleared ahead, and we should be able to leave soon."

Coulson was right. The two didn't wait long this time, and the vehicles in front gradually began to move slowly, and the road that was blocked into the parking lot finally showed signs of passing.

Although the road has been cleared, but because of too many traffic jams, the speed is still not fast, so Ashley was able to see the culprit of the traffic jam clearly at the scene——

The front of the cash transport vehicle has been flattened, bullet marks, scattered guns, corpses under the white cloth, red marks on the ground and the cash transport vehicle, and...

Ashley lowered the car window and sniffed it indiscriminately—the smell of gunpowder smoke, there was a gun battle here.

Ashley turned her head, and asked Coulson in disbelief: "→_→Do you, SHIELD, call robbing an armored van a car accident?"

Coulson: "...I just modified the rhetoric a little bit."

"Also, what are those red marks on the ground, tomato juice?!"

"This——" Coulson shrugged, "As you like, I sometimes prefer to think of them as a delicious food in China, called fermented bean curd sauce, the red one."

"This will make people feel a lot better mentally and physically, especially for people who don't often see blood." Coulson imparted his experience enthusiastically.

Ashley: God's fermented bean curd sauce!You let me have a happy bun dipping sauce in the future! ! !

"Ok?"

Beside the destroyed armored van, a brown-haired, black-eyed police officer suddenly raised his head and looked around.

"Chen? What's the matter? Don't look around, the chief is looking over here!" A colleague at the side tugged at the sleeve of the black-eyed police officer and reminded in a low voice.

"OK, thanks."

Thanking his colleagues softly, the black-eyed police officer turned his eyes back to the bullet marks in front of him, but his thoughts had already drifted away—the familiar fluctuation just now...

I haven't encountered the same kind in New York for some years. I don't know what kind of... person is here this time?

……

They were delayed by a traffic jam on the way, and when the two returned to Ashley's small villa, it was already past 12 o'clock.

Coulson, who was carrying a huge shopping bag on both sides, suddenly stopped Ashley who hurriedly opened the courtyard door, tapped the mailbox next to the door with his chin, and motioned to her: "Ashley, there is letter."

letter?

Ashley was a little puzzled, this was the second day after she arrived in New York, who would send her a letter?Even bills and the like, they should arrive next month, right?

Taking out the letter sideways, Ashley looked down.

The envelope has a thick texture, and you can feel the engraved dark flowers at your fingertips—it is a special envelope.

No postmark, no text—it was delivered directly to your mailbox without going through the post office.

There's a big "S" in the center of the front of the envelope - kinda... familiar?

"Oh?" Coulson on the side suddenly made a strange sound.

"What? Uncle Coulson, do you know this?" Ashley waved the envelope at Coulson.

"Emmm..." Coulson fell silent, his expression revealing a profound meaning that made people's hearts flutter.

Ashley: =_= Uncle Coulson, your eyes make me feel that what you hold in your hand is not a letter, but a □□...

Staring at the arrogant letter "S" on the envelope for a while, he remained silent until Ashley couldn't help but want to throw the letter to him, then Coulson smiled again, pointed to the envelope in Ashley's hand and said, "Oh, yes I remembered, there is nothing wrong with it, you can take it apart and have a look.”

???

Meow meow meow?Uncle Coulson, do you really not consider translating the words into human words and saying them again?

However, Coulson really didn't intend to translate it into adult language and say it again. He just stood aside with a smile, seemingly quietly waiting for Liu Yaoyin to open the door. In fact, the shopping bag in his hand reminded Ashley that we are super heavy!

Ashley: "..."

Fine!As a polite and well-bred lady, you can't shut out the guests who carry heavy objects!

"Ashley, shall I cook for you?"

In order to see a lunch that can fill his stomach as soon as possible, Coulson took the initiative to follow up the kitchen and recommended himself to Ashley, "You know, we have to learn to feed ourselves in a profession like ours that often travels."

Coulson watched with great interest the Chinese kitchen utensils and seasonings that Ashley purchased.

"I thought—" Ashley raised the knife and cut the tomato into pieces, "—you all eat takeaway, don't you think your bureau doesn't even give you this little travel expenses? Then You are really a little poor, no wonder you were so busy agreeing to my entry application after the Special Affairs Bureau offered a price tag of one million supervision fees per year."

"..."

Coulson wiped his face sadly, "No, we are not the ones who are short of money, and we don't control your entry application. S.H.I.E.L.D. is only responsible for providing advice to the Ministry of Foreign Affairs." Not from our S.H.I.E.L.D., thanks!

"It's true!" Under Ashley's skeptical gaze, Coulson felt that his remaining hair would soon be lost _(:з」∠)_.

"Our S.H.I.E.L.D. has money... Otherwise, look at this villa..."

"That's right!" Ashley cracked three eggs in a row, then handed the bowl and chopsticks to Coulson, "Crack eggs, will you?"

"Break eggs?"

Coulson's question made Ashley feel uncomfortable, "You won't?"

"how to spell?"

"Stir with chopsticks until completely even."

"Stir well? Can you still fry eggs like that?"

"Wait—" Ashley took the bowl back from Coulson's hand, put it aside, narrowed her eyes and asked, "You only have fried eggs in your recipe?"

"There are also boiled eggs." Coulson looked sincere.

"go out!"

Taking back the chopsticks, Ashley mercilessly swept him out of the kitchen—couldn't even beat eggs, and boasted to help cook?Does God give you confidence?

Lunch is very simple, shredded pork with green pepper, boiled okra, tomato egg soup and white rice, two dishes and one soup, is already the pinnacle of Ashley's culinary skills.

Ordinary home-cooked food tasted extraordinarily sweet when eaten by Ashley and Coulson.

Of course, it’s because Ashley didn’t eat any rice from morning till now, she even beat up two hooligans and went to the police station again. She was so hungry that her chest was stuck to her back, even if she was given a white steamed bun, she might be able to eat it The sweetness of meat buns!

As for Coulson, judging from the fact that he has already drank two bowls of soup and is heading for the second bowl of rice, he should also be quite hungry_(:з)∠)_.

In short, after a day trip to the messy police station, Ashley had a very peaceful lunch. The sun gradually began to slant westward in the afternoon and shone into the living room through the floor-to-ceiling windows, which added a bit to this somewhat late lunch. Warm.

until……

"boom--!!!"

The sound of violent impact and the vibration of the house came from above their heads at the same time. Ashley watched helplessly as a small stone fell from the sky with a handful of dust and fell into her soup bowl. It not only became a new ingredient for tomato and egg soup, but also By the way, the soup splashed all over the table, and even two drops fell on her cheek.

"How……"

Coulson jumped up nimbly, wrapped Ashley in his arms to protect him, then rolled on the spot, and quickly hid behind the sofa with Ashley.

"boom!!!"

There was another loud bang, and accompanied by overwhelming smoke and dust, an unknown object fell from the sky, pierced through the second-floor floor of Ashley's cottage, smashed down Ashley's dining table, and finally dug a big hole in the floor.

Dear~ Do you need a copy of the Three Seconds House Demolition Guide?Buy a book and get a house demolition~

Very good, very demolition team!

"...What's the matter?" Ashley was stunned and finally asked the second half of the sentence.

"Don't poke your head out!" Coulson, who was tense, pushed Ashley's curious head back to the sofa, "A heavy object fell from the roof and happened to hit the place where we had just eaten. It cannot be ruled out that it was an attack. !"

Coulson's face was condensed, he took out the gun from his waist, and opened the safety lock, the alarm in his heart had been raised to a yellow warning.

Accident?Or a premeditated attack?

If it was an accident, it would be too coincidental to be right where they were just now!

In the case of an attack, Ashley was attacked just after entering the country?

Was it because she had some enemies in the first place?Or do some people want to use Ashley's identity to make a fuss and affect the relationship between the United States and China?

Conspiracy theories clogged Coulson's high-level spy mind.

"Oh... oh! Alright! I'll be honest... The house will be smashed as soon as it is smashed. Is the life of you people in New York so wonderful every day..."

Affected by Coulson's dignified expression, Ashley shrank behind the sofa obediently, and seriously began to think about a problem-don't tell me, the people of the United States live in such dire straits every day! ! !

"Ahem! Shit! Damn it! Injector!"

There was a sudden indistinct sound of coughing and cursing from the unknown object, followed by another bang, bang, and metal landing, followed by a feeble voice——

"Jarvis, take note, the injector location needs to be antifreeze. Also, buy this house immediately!"

"Also, when we fell, we shouldn't hit... people, right?"

Um?Ashley raised her eyebrows, her voice...a bit familiar?It's like I haven't seen you in a while...

Um?Coulson raised his eyebrows, this voice... Coulson couldn't help but think of a certain person who recently made a splash in the media, used non-violent non-cooperative methods to torture him for a long time, and even Natasha was folded in his hands. The famous billionaire with a halberd in the sand...

"Mr. Stark?"

Although there are speculations about the unknown objects falling from the sky, Coulson remains vigilant.

He flashed out from behind the sofa with guns in both hands, and slowly approached the unknown humanoid object still lying on the ground in a combat alert posture, aiming the muzzle firmly at the head of the unknown humanoid object.

"Yes, I'm Tony Stark. Sorry for accidentally causing damage to your house due to some mistakes... You... Coulson? What are you? What are you doing with a gun on me!"

The unidentified object that fell from the sky, the chairman of the Stark Group, Anthony Stark, who has recently been in the limelight in the major media in the United States, is testing a new type of armor but suddenly breaks down and accidentally smashes through Ashley's small villa. Mr. Xia, looking at the muzzle of the gun that suddenly appeared in front of him with a dazed expression, and the familiar Mediterranean hairstyle behind the muzzle, turned on the poisonous tongue mode.

"Aim me with a gun? Who gave you the courage, Coulson? Do you remember that the gun in your hand is from the Stark Corporation, the latest product that your director worked so hard to get from me last year? Use me The weapon developed is aimed at me, Coulson, your brain finally can't stand your bad life as an agent, are you going to torture your remaining hair and retire?"

"As far as I know, Mr. Stark, you have closed the Stark Group's weapon research and development department." Coulson retorted.

"That's right!"

Tony Stark tried to shrug his shoulders, but found that it was a difficult task to complete in the metal armor. He quietly highlighted the "modify the shoulder structure of the armor" in his brain, and Tony spread his hands instead, "I understand your pain very well. After all, you will have to rack your brains to pull out a few barely usable gadgets from the pile of junk produced by Hammer Industry in the future!"

"Also, shouldn't you award me several trophies for my outstanding contribution to the cause of world peace? To be fair, when are you going to put this on the agenda?"

Coulson... Coulson leaned on his forehead and put the gun back into his waist. He raised his hand and gestured out of the window of the villa, signaling to the S.H.I.E.L.D. agents who surrounded the villa with guns—withdraw!

"Tsk tsk tsk!" Tony, who was lying in the ruins with his battle armor, raised his head slightly, and happened to see Coulson's gesture and the heavily armed agents outside the villa, "Look at the group of agents outside! Coulson, you guys from S.H.I.E.L.D. Control is as annoying as ever!"

Tony turned his head slightly to look at the living room that he had turned into ruins, and asked, "But—who lives here, who can make you dispatch so many people?"

"it's me!"

After leaving the sofa at some point, Ashley, who picked up the envelope that survived the accident because it was placed on the small table next to the sofa, and took out an invitation card, appeared angrily on top of Tony's head, " You sent me an invitation card with your front foot, but you smashed my house with your back foot! Tony, how dare you boast to Zhou Ge that you can take good care of me?! Are you a joke sent by a monkey!"

Emmm...

Looking at the little face I saw in the photo not long ago, and the golden-red toned invitation card with Stark style next to the little face——

[To Ashley Wei

Saturday night, Stark house, celebratory reception

welcome!

Tony Stark]

Tony: ...So what you just smashed down was the house of your best friend's little princess who just came to study in New York? !

This TM is embarrassing...

The author has something to say:

Anthony, is Tony's full name.

Tony: Who lives here?

Coulson: Your future wife :)

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In the movie "Thor 1", when Thor was exiled to the earth by his father Odin, Thor's hammer was left in the desert of New Mexico.The mention of Coulson's urgent trip to New Mexico in this chapter is an allusion to this plot.

However, this plot will not be detailed in the main text, and Thor will not appear until some time later~