[Comprehensive British and American] Poor daughter and billions of boyfriends

So... who the hell is the guardian?

That's a good question, but Ashley doesn't know the answer _(:з)∠)_.

Under the watchful eye of the police officer, Ashley moved her body a little uneasy.As a 16-year-old high school student who went abroad for the first time and went abroad alone, she is a little confused about the current situation. After all, she has stayed in China for 16 years and has never been in the Huaxia Police Station. This is the second in New York. God, just... a day trip to the police station...

A bit square_(:з)∠)_...

I knew I wouldn't move that salty robber _(:з)∠)_...

Besides, I didn't do anything... At, at least I didn't leave any injuries!

Seeing the underage Asian girl whose expression kept changing but never answered the question, the tall and burly middle-aged Caucasian police officer couldn't help frowning, and sincerely prayed that the little girl just didn't want her parents to know that she was in trouble or was in a situation where she was away from home. The state of running away and the like, don't be in a situation where illegal entry without a status is annoying to deal with!

"Hey! Little girl, do you still need to think about the guardian?"

A little impatient, the middle-aged police officer bent his index finger and tapped his thick knuckles on the table between the two of them. The heavy knocking sound startled Ashley, who was struggling to think about the guardian issue.

Seeing the little girl's pitiful appearance like a frightened rabbit, the middle-aged police officer quietly suppressed the guilt of running out without permission, but his voice still softened a lot uncontrollably:

"Ashley Wei, please tell me the contact information of your guardian. Because you are underage, your guardian must come and handle it for you. Don't you want to leave the police station early, go home and have a cup of coffee to ease the stress of the day Tired and frightened?"

one day?

Turning her head to look at the bright sun outside the window, but it has definitely not moved to the top of her head, and then looking at the clock on the wall behind the police officer. Ashley was silent. So the American day ends at 11 am?

Wait, now is not the time to discuss the concept of time!

Pulling back her wandering thoughts, Ashley thought about the problem in front of her cognitively——

guardian……

Ashley is faced with a difficult decision: should she call Uncle Coulson from S.H.I.E.L.D. to ask who the guardian is, or choose one of the nephew's friends in the United States and ask them to make a cameo appearance?

The problem with the former is that he will expose himself to the dedicated police uncle who doesn't even know who his guardian is.

The question of the latter is, how to convey the meaning of "Hi! Brother~ come and help the guardian and fool the police" through the phone under the eyes of the police uncle _(:з"∠)_.

Life is so hard...

Under the darkened face of the police uncle, Ashley made a difficult decision, she should not go too far, and honestly ask the uncle of S.H.I.E.L.D. to ask the guardian!

Ashley, however, fumbled in the pocket of her jeans...

Huh?Where's the phone?

Oh, by the way, the mobile phone has just achieved the feat of "hitting the back of the robber's head and successfully capturing one of the robbers", and it is still lying in the evidence bag in a spare part state_(:з)∠)_.

This is embarrassing...

……

At the police station, the atmosphere was stagnant.

Looking at the serious face of the man in a black suit who came in a hurry, exuding an elite atmosphere, and the little girl Ashley who almost buried her head in the table, the middle-aged police officer felt that he understood. Why is the girl unwilling to call a guardian?

Tsk!It seems that the parents are too strict!Nowadays, many parents really don’t know how to get along with their children in a friendly way!

Out of pity for the little girl who was about the same age as his own daughter, the overly imaginative middle-aged police officer modified his words a little, and described to Coulson the reason why Ashley appeared in the police station as gently as possible.

After listening to the words of the middle-aged police officer, Coulson, with a black suit and a serious face, came from S.H.I.E.L.D. Coulson looked at Ashley, who had the word "guilty" written all over her body, and couldn't help raising his right hand , slowly... slowly... rubbing his temples.

Headache!

She entered the police station on the second day after entering the country. To some extent, she broke the record!

She obviously looks like a pretty little girl, how can she be so troublesome?

Girl, do you remember that it was only the second day after you entered the country?

·

"I went to the supermarket and met a robber?"

Ashley nodded.

"You originally wanted to pay the money directly?"

Ashley nodded again.

"But the robbers are taking advantage of it?"

Ashley nodded again.

"So you beat up the robber?"

Ashley nodded again.

Ok, things are cleared up.

Coulson turned around sharply, with a polite smile on the surface, but he asked the middle-aged police officer aggressively: "The robber tried to rob and threaten Ashley, and her subsequent actions were just self-defense out of helplessness. There is nothing wrong with it. Then, why do you keep her here? What about the two robbers?"

Ah-ah?

no!etc!This plot is wrong!What about the strict parents who agreed, why did you turn around and start yelling at me? !

"Also, what about the two robbers? I think I need to pursue his criminal responsibility for following, robbing minors and trying to threaten!"

If I can't ask you, I'm ashamed to be a level [-] agent of S.H.I.E.L.D.!

The middle-aged police officer's face was blank when he was questioned by Coulson, and it took him a long time to recover his voice: "But... theoretically, it's self-defense, but... because of Miss Ashley's self-defense, the two robbers The gangster is still in the hospital...so..."

Therefore, the matter is still in the stage of evidence collection, and the truth cannot be fully concluded.Seeing Coulson's frosty face, the middle-aged police officer swallowed his words wisely.

The robbers are in the hospital?Meaning Ashley wounded the robber?

Glancing at Ashley's slender limbs, Coulson looked at the middle-aged police officer with a hint of unkindness in his eyes, with a sentence written brightly in his eyes: The delicate little girl beat the robber to the hospital?

Faced with the questioning of this amazing guardian, the middle-aged police officer secretly groaned in his heart. To be honest, he didn't think that this spoiled little girl could hurt those two strong men!But the problem is-

"The current situation is a bit strange. The two robbers insisted that Ashley attacked them and kept crying for pain. However, the doctor could not find any reason."

Seeing that Coulson didn't seem to believe it, the middle-aged police officer hastily added: "But it shouldn't be a fake! If it's a fake, then the acting is definitely worthy of an Oscar statuette!"

Emmm...

After thinking for a few seconds, Coulson suddenly walked up to Ashley, bent over to her ear, and asked in a low voice, "Are you sure you didn't hit anyone?"

Coulson felt that he had vaguely grasped the true meaning of the director's second order regarding Ashley's entry...

Ashley shook her head decisively.

Did not beat anyone, absolutely did not do anything!But is there any other small means...

Quietly glanced at the middle-aged police officer, seeing that his attention was not here, Coulson lowered his voice an octave again, and asked mysteriously, "Did you use the magical Huaguo Kung Fu?" It doesn't matter if you hit it, I'll smooth things over for you!

Meow meow meow?As an agent, your thinking diverges so much, does your chief know?

Choking silently in her heart, Ashley shook her head with a strange expression.

"Really?"

Ashley continued to shake her head.

"Okay——" Coulson shrugged, seemingly very regretful, "Since you don't want to say it, then forget it."

(Ashley: No! Wait! What do you mean I don’t want to say! What do you mean? Forget it! What I said is true, it’s really not Huaguo Kung Fu! Uncle S.H.I.E.L.D., don’t make up your mind!)

After finishing speaking, Coulson straightened up and asked the middle-aged police officer, "If that's the case, can we confront them face to face?"

"Yes!" The middle-aged police officer nodded hastily.

This twists and turns of the robbery made him the first two big ones, since the guardian wants to confront him face to face, let's face it face to face!If you can find out the truth, that would be great!

……

Hospital ward.

"It's here." Nodding to the colleagues guarding the door of the ward, the middle-aged police officer pushed open the door and signaled Coulson and Ashley to enter.

Do you really want to go in and confront him?

Ashley glanced at Coulson hesitantly. Her family knew about her own affairs. Although she didn't beat anyone up, it doesn't mean she didn't have other little hands to solve the case. It would be a bit difficult to not be guilty if confronted face to face_(:з」∠)_… …

"Don't be afraid, with me here, I will never let them hurt you again." Coulson patted Ashley on the head and said tenderly.

【but?Uncle Coulson, what are you going to do? 】

Ashley frantically gestured to Coulson with her eyes.

"Don't worry, Ashley." Coulson bent down and looked at Ashley, and said, "You will be applying for college in a year, and if you want to apply for a good university, you must not leave a mark on your resume. The record of being framed by robbers. Therefore, we must confront them today and clarify the truth to Mr. Police.”

OK!understood!

The translation of Coulson's words is, don't care if you did it or not, you have to make things into something that you didn't do today!Otherwise, it will leave a mark on your resume!

After understanding Coulson's purpose, Ashley felt confident, raised the corners of her lips, and followed Coulson into the ward with a smile.

"It's you!"

"Officer, it's her!"

Seeing Ashley, the two robbers who were lying on the hospital bed screaming in pain immediately started to yell.

"Officer! Hurry up and arrest her! She beat us like this!"

Your angry appearance is really not convincing... The middle-aged police officer has an embarrassing face.

"Are you sure it was Ashley who hit you?" Coulson stepped forward and asked.

"Yes!" "It's her!"

"Are you sure? Are you sure? I hit you? You didn't rob me?" Ashley also stepped forward and asked.

"It's you!" Seeing Ashley's upright look, the black robber was so angry that his face was ferocious, he waved his arms and tried to sit up and roared, then he fell back on the bed with his teeth bared, holding his hand to gasp for air.

Coulson twitched the corners of his eyes, this scene of robbers... is really full...

"Then tell me, how did I beat you up like this? Or, check the surveillance video of the supermarket to see what's going on!" Ashley raised her eyebrows and crossed her arms mockingly, without guilt Shake the pot.

What do you think?If you have the ability to tell me, how did I fight?If you can tell me how to type, I will write my name upside down!

How did you hit...?The two robbers looked at each other, with "Do you remember?" written in one eye, and "I still want to ask you!" written in the other eye.

"This little girl gave us two laps first, and then..." The white robber, Old E, stuttered his teeth on his lips, "...and kicked us on the knee viciously, kicking us directly onto the shelf ! Didn’t you see that we were hit and hurt all over!”

It sounds logical, but——

"Gentlemen, let me remind you—" the middle-aged police officer showed impatience, and said with emphasis: "According to the on-site investigation, the shelves around the incident site do not show any signs of being hit!"

"Old E made a mistake! It wasn't the shelf, it was the wall, and he kicked us to the wall! The situation was so chaotic at the time, it's normal to remember it wrong!" the black robber quibbled.

"OK, then please wait for a while." The police officer nodded perfunctorily to the two robbers and left the ward.

After the police officer left, the ward fell silent immediately.Don't look at the joy of the robbers yelling in front of the police officer, but after the police officer left, they quieted down in front of Ashley out of fear.

At this time, Ashley suddenly realized that since entering the ward, Coulson's gaze had been fixed on the two robbers, and that gaze... how should I put it... Even a bystander like her felt that it was hairy_( :з」∠)_...

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A few minutes later, the police officer who returned to the ward again looked at the robber with unkind eyes.

"According to what you said, I asked the trace inspection colleagues at the scene of the crime to conduct an investigation immediately. Unfortunately, there was no—any—traces of physical contact with you on the walls of the supermarket!"

The two robbers were at a loss for words.

"Then, that's our memory! But she hit us, what we said is absolutely true..."

"Okay!" The police officer snarled, he didn't want to listen to their sophistry.

He didn't even make up a lie beforehand, and planned to frame others. Throughout his 20-plus years of police career, these two are uniquely stupid...and inexplicably confident!

"I have already made clear the statements of both of you, and the investigation of the crime scene has basically been completed. Next, we will retrieve the surveillance video from the supermarket and conduct a professional analysis and judgment on the whole case. Who is lying—"

The police officer's eyes sternly swept over the two robbers on the hospital bed.

"——There will definitely be a conclusion soon! Some people who intend to lie and frame, I hope you can carefully understand the provisions of the US law on reporting false police and framing."

Ashley: Well done Mr. Officer ︿(￣︶￣)︿!

"Then, Ashley, you can leave later as long as you and your guardian go back to the police station to complete the formalities. It's just that you can't leave New York until the case is concluded."

"it is good……"

"Wait." Coulson stopped Ashley who was about to nod, frowned and said to the robber: "Gentlemen, for some reason, I always feel that you look familiar, it seems... in some official documents. Been to your face?"

"Don't talk nonsense!" The black robber's face suddenly changed!

Now the middle-aged police officer also realized something was wrong, the reaction of these two people... not quite right!

When ordinary people hear the look in their eyes, will they have such a serious reaction with a guilty conscience?

……

"Yeah(＾－＾)V!"

After successfully dispelling the charges against Ashley, the two happily high-fived and walked out of the police station into a black SUV.

"send you home?"

"Uncle Coulson, do you guys at S.H.I.E.L.D. love black SUVs?" At the airport yesterday, when she saw them pick up her SUVs, Ashley wanted to ask this question.

"Black, low-key. SUV, large capacity, good performance, can adapt to various road conditions." Coulson asked while turning the steering wheel, "Send you home directly?"

Ashley clasped her hands together and begged Coulson, "Go to the supermarket first, okay? Just drop me off at the entrance of the supermarket, and I'll go back by myself after shopping. I promise I won't cause any trouble if I go right back!"

Thinking about where Ashley entered the police station, Coulson understood in seconds.

Selectively ignoring the second half of the sentence, Coulson asked, "What do you want to buy?"

Ashley took out a piece of paper from her satchel, unfolded it and read: "Chinese kitchen knife, bamboo chopping board, frying pan, chopsticks, corn oil, light soy sauce, dark soy sauce, sesame oil, white rice vinegar, mature vinegar, cooking wine, consumption Oil, black pepper powder, white pepper powder, white sugar, shallot, garlic, ginger, peppercorns, star anise..."

Tilting his head and glanced at the paper in Ashley's hand, Coulson twitched the corners of his mouth. If he wanted to buy all the densely packed paper, how could the little girl have the confidence to carry it all home by herself?

"I'll go shopping with you." Coulson made a decisive decision.

"Huh? Then...thank you?"

Girl, if your tone is not so hesitant, I can still convince myself that you are thanking me...

Probably because Coulson's expression was too speechless, Ashley quickly corrected her attitude: "Then thank you! As a thank you, I will treat you to Chinese cuisine later!"

"Great!" Coulson decisively gave a thumbs up, "I'm still quite interested in Chinese cuisine. I've eaten in almost all the famous Chinese restaurants in New York."

"Oh? How about recommending some more authentic Huaxia restaurants?" Ashley was aroused.

"This——" Coulson laughed at himself, "Ashley, do you think I, an American, can tell which Chinese restaurant is more authentic?"

This... is really...

"By the way, what happened to those two robbers? Wasn't the strange pain on their bodies really caused by Huaguo Kung Fu?" Coulson quietly shifted the topic to the two robbers while driving the car. .

"No." Ashley shook her head absent-mindedly as she was still thinking about the menu for Coulson's dinner at noon.

Isn't it true?Coulson, who had been watching Ashley from the corner of his eye, did not see any signs of lying from her.

"That's weird," Coulson muttered to himself as if convinced, "They suddenly screamed for pain but they couldn't find anything. Could it be some new type of disease? I wonder if they will continue to be in pain?"

Unaware of the "sinister intentions" that Coulson wanted to test, Ashley said casually, "No, it will be fine within three hours at most."

"Up to three hours—" Coulson repeated, with a teasing smile on his face.The little girl was still a little tender, she chattered and changed the subject for a while, then relaxed her vigilance, and was caught out of words after a few words.

Ashley: I slipped my tongue QAQ!But that’s really not Huaguo Kungfu..._(:з)∠)_

The author has something to say:

small theater:

Ashley: The promised 24-hour agent is here!Why do you want me to beat the hooligans myself!

Agent A & Agent B: (in a low voice) We are here to monitor you, not to be your bodyguards...

Let Nini out in the next chapter_(:з」∠)_

The little angel who can guess how Nini appeared on the stage will give you a red envelope (*/ω＼*)