[Comprehensive British and American] Poor daughter and billions of boyfriends

Although Nan Wu swears with the professional ethics of his parents as a doctor, the medicine he gave Tony will never cause any conflicts, and there will be no such funny incidents as turning into toxic substances.

"This is an insult to my professional ethics!" Nan Wu frowned.

"Oh!" Ashley sneered, "Say it again? Professional ethics? Do you dare to look into my eyes and feel your conscience—do you have professional ethics?"

Do you have a professional ethics?Do you dare to go out and ask the Huaxia practice world?The unlucky bastard who was tricked by you must have eighty if not a hundred!

If you put all the alchemists in Huaxia together to make a ranking list, the only one who has a worse reputation than you is Chun Jun (the one who loves alchemy with a natural sword body) in Yujian Temple!Moreover, Chunjun's talent is not good enough, no matter how hard he tries, alchemy still hovers at the level of either frying furnaces or useless alchemy, which belongs to the lack of hardware conditions.As for you... I don't even bother to complain!

Ashley's words stabbed firmly and accurately on the Nanwu lung tube, and she couldn't maintain her superior demeanor and jumped on the spot, saying loudly: "Isn't it just to look into your eyes and touch your conscience! I..."

Under Ashley's seeing-through eyes, Nan Wu's voice suddenly dropped an octave.

"...I really don't dare to..."

Of course not _(:з」∠)_ In the first two months, Cheng Yuan, who just practiced sword and accidentally broke a bone, used a new elixir, which turned the bone crack into hyperosteogeny... If he dared to say something about professional ethics, Cheng Yuan would definitely beat himself into a dog's head himself!

The most important thing is that it's not terrible to be beaten into a dog's head. Anyway, there are plenty of healing pills ╮(╯▽╰)╭. What's scary is that if he finds two pills from Chunjun and stuffs them into his mouth...

Nan Wu couldn't help shivering!

In the end, under the threat of Ashley's fierce stare and "Take Chunjun to study in your Zongli for half a year!", Nan Wu withdrew half of the messy pills, and then made a promise to "come up with a treatment plan within a week! "Oath, then resolutely smeared oil on the soles of their feet and slipped away.

Of course, before slipping away, he did not forget to collect blood, dander, nails, hair, etc. from Tony, which he said would be used to study toxin samples.

If it wasn't for Ashley's staring too closely, he even planned to discuss with Tony, whether he could go directly with him-you can try the treatment plan anytime, anywhere!Definitely speeds up the healing process!How about you come with me?

To the temptation of Nan Wu's kindergarten level, Tony blinked in confusion, and replied with a polite smile of "What are you talking about? I don't understand (⊙o⊙)", and then immediately turned to complain to Steve after he left: "This kind of research madman style guy, Ashley must be isolated from him! What if I scare my sweetheart!"

Steve chuckled—a research madman?Do you still have the face to complain about others?

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After watching Nan Wu leave, Ashley turned her head again, walked up to Qing Qu with a long face, and asked with her hands on her hips, "Senior brother, why did you find Nan Wu? Can he be reliable half of the time out of ten?"

Don't you want to take the opportunity to clean up Tony?

Ashley's eyes on her senior brother gradually became suspicious.

Qingqu: "..." The girl is old enough to know how to protect her boyfriend... Heartbroken...

"Have you forgotten? Nan Wu and his Puji sect should be the most researched on metal toxins." That's right, I invited Nan Wu here to give your boyfriend the best treatment, definitely not to take the opportunity to revenge!

Ashley was stunned for a second, and immediately remembered what the senior brother was referring to.

It is indeed true to say that Puji Sect is the alchemy school that has the most research on metal toxins.It's just that their research on metal toxins has the taste of being driven off the shelves by some accidents.

Dozens of generations ago, Huaxia's cultivation sects were not completely separated from the outside world by barriers as they are now, and they still retained some habits left over from the heyday of cultivation and recruiting disciples.As an ancient sect that has been passed down for thousands of years, Pujizong had a thriving number of disciples and visitors came like a cloud.

At that time, Pujizong had a traitor.

Seeing that his talent was not good and he had no hope of getting ahead in the sect, he simply went down the mountain and used his half-learned alchemy to fool the dignitaries into pursuing immortality!

To say that the traitor back then, in a sense, was really a talent.The appearance is quite good, and it has a convincing taste of righteousness and convincing, and the words are also quite powerful. If it is placed in modern times, it will be an excellent sales talent.The point is, not only dare to think but also dare to do it, and he really did it!

He has fooled many high-ranking officials and dignitaries, and he is so convinced by him that he is almost regarded as a national teacher and has reached the pinnacle of his life!

However, longevity does not exist - this is the consensus of all cultivation schools, and it is also the first lesson that all practitioners must learn after entering the school.

So the trick is successful, but the elixir of immortality... He spent a lot of medicinal materials to refine the so-called elixir of immortality, there is no immortality, and he has never seen immortality, but the excessive metal toxins in it have knocked down many people╮ (╯▽╰)╭.

It is said that an elder in the Puji sect once complained: After eating so much metal in the stomach, after death, maybe the result of impregnating the body with mercury can be achieved, which can be regarded as... an alternative kind of immortality ?

In the end, Pujizong came forward to clean up the mess caused by the traitor—all the top alchemists in the sect were sent down the mountain to study and save people. After half a year, most of the alchemists who had eaten poison The elixir person was saved.As for the few who were not rescued, Changsheng Xinxie took too many pills at one time and directly poisoned themselves to death, the alchemists said: Sorry!The question of meat and bones is beyond the outline!

This is how the Puji Sect was good at metal toxins. It is said that since then, there has been an additional book on metal toxins in their sect.

Pujizong: All bitter tears ╮(╯▽╰)╭...

Thinking of the bitter (hei) sour (li) history (shi) of Pujizong, Ashley quietly put down her aggressive hands on her hips, and admitted with a smirk that what her brother said was indeed quite reasonable.

"Besides, I also know that Nan Wu is not very reliable sometimes, so—" Qing Qu waved to Ashley, beckoning her to sit beside him, patting her on the head as she did when she was a child, while warming her voice Said: "I will let your master nephew watch Nan Wu, and guarantee that he can only detoxify honestly, and will never do any small tricks, okay?"

Zhou Ge:? ? ?Pit me again?I'm afraid my master didn't give me this song as a gift, right?

The brother's slap on the head reminded Ashley of the time when he patted her back and hummed a song to lull her to sleep when she was a child. Coupled with his gentle persuasion, Ashley immediately lost her IQ and quickly believed in her brother's words. He explained, and by the way, felt guilty for three seconds for his suspicion of his brother's behavior just now.

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Once again, Zhou Ge, who was bloodied by his master because his master doted on his little uncle, did not die in silence, but chose to erupt in silence—he lived directly in Nan Wu's temporary alchemy room, and stayed there for 24 hours. Tightly marking people, leaving no room for petty tricks, forced Nan Wu to come up with an antidote plan two days before the one-week deadline.

"Pill!"

Nan Wu threw a bottle with a stinky face, "You must have a way to monitor the toxin content in that gringo, right?" Zhou Ge's tight marking made his mentality explode, and he was not allowed to use Tony to do something small. In the experiment, Tony has become a valuable research object in Nan Wu's eyes, and has become an annoying gringo.

Pretending not to see Nan Wu's stinky face, Ashley nodded.

"That's fine, come with me!"

Nan Wu refused to say another word, and directly took the person to the temporary alchemy room, pointed to the huge bathtub in the corner, and said, "Medicated bath, go in and soak for an hour. After soaking, test the toxins in the gringo's body." content."

After finishing speaking, Nan Wu shook his hands and left.

Facts have proved that although Nan Wu is unreliable in daily life, his professionalism is still very good.

An hour later, Tony crawled out of the bathtub wetly, and heard Jarvis's voice of "zero palladium toxin content".

"Great! Tony, you're alright!" Excitedly, Ashley jumped on Tony's body, and kissed three times, until Tony's kiss was dizzy, and she didn't know what was going on.

"Cough, cough, cough!" Nan Wu leaned against the door frame, folded his arms, and said in a very unpleasant way: "Although I can understand your excitement, but Wei Dannan, can you be a little girlish?"

Ashley rolled her eyes, turned her head and refused to talk to Nan Wu.I'm in a good mood~ I don't know your general knowledge!

"Cough! Ashley..." Gentleman Steve turned his head away and reminded in a low voice, "Tony only has towels on him now..."

Only... bath towels?

Ashley and Tony bowed their heads at the same time... oh ho!Really only bath towels!

Ashley jumped off Tony pretending to be calm, took the clothes aside and threw them into Tony's arms, "Change!" Only her ears covered by her hair showed a little blush.

Nan Wu sneered inexplicably, but didn't hold on to the topic any longer, and instead talked about the poison on Tony's body.

"This time it's because there are a lot of toxins accumulated in his body, so he needs to take a medicinal bath to get rid of the toxins. From now on, I will take the medicine on time, and I will use your Jarvis to calculate..."

Tony: Jarvis, when did you sneak out to work behind my back? !

"...According to the speed at which the toxin accumulates, just take one pill a week. Don't take too much, lest—" Nan Wu stretched his voice, and gave Ashley a sideways glance, "Dandan is worried that taking too many pills will turn into poison | medicine !"

Ashley rolled her eyes, "Nan Wu, as a man, you are so narrow-minded, are you guilty?"

"Of course not!" Nan Wu said sternly: "I am a male Taoist priest, not a man!"

Ashley: ...you have thick skin!you win!

After the elixir was handed over to Tony, Nan Wu planned to leave Shangqing Mountain. According to his threat, he didn't want to stay in this place where his childhood sweetheart broke his heart.

Before leaving, Nan Wu hesitated for a while, and under the torture of the "healer's parents' heart" from his conscience, he reminded Ashley and Tony: "You'd better think of a way, it's best to make those toxins stop Into his body. Although there is nothing wrong with taking medicine on time, but I heard that he is not the superhero who always saves the world? In case he is too busy to take his medicine, or if he is stuck somewhere and has no medicine to take... "

Then, Nan Wu, who was outspoken, was covered in a thunderbolt by Ashley.

"I said..." Looking at the black ash that was slapped off his face with pain, Nan Wu was heartbroken, "At least it was because I ran all over the mountains and plains with you behind my back when I was a child looking for friendship with the bird's egg, and you just treated me like this?"

"Ah--"

Ashley smiled coldly, pointed to Tony, and asked, "Are you more handsome than him? Or more beautiful than him?"

Nan Wu: "..." This superficial world!

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While Tony was taking a medicinal bath on the mountain to detoxify, a space door suddenly appeared above the Cosmic Rubik's Cube in the SHIELD headquarters thousands of miles away!

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It’s a bit of a text _(:з」∠)_, this chapter is a bit short, little angels forgive me~