Shangqing Mountain is a place with beautiful scenery and fairy spirit.

After staying on the mountain for a day, Steve said this to Tony with emotion.Tony shrugged irrefutably, and secretly agreed in his heart.

I don't know if it's an illusion, but both Tony and Steve feel that the air on the mountain seems to be completely different from the outside, probably because the barrier covering the entire Shangqing Mountain is used as the dividing line. Suddenly, the smell of the air becomes clearer.

After staying on the mountain for a long time, you will feel that as the clear air is breathed in and out, the whole person will become refreshed from the inside out, as if... what is said in Chinese literature, washing essence To cut the marrow and expel the dirt from the body?

Regarding Ashley's suggestion of "appreciating Chinese literature", Tony thought it was very wise to give up Jarvis's pile of classics that were almost like Martian language, and instead quietly got a book from Peter. one.And after quickly browsing through it, the part that was obviously a fantasy story was excluded, and the knowledge about the Chinese cultivation system was left behind with the essence.

Wisdom and foresight~ It's completely different from Peter's kind of kid who only takes care of himself!

Tony quietly praised his clever brain.

Regarding this, Ashley snorted: "I feel that the air is clear, because the environment in the mountains is good and there are many plants, so the air is good, and the temperature is lower than the outside world. Of course, it feels refreshing to breathe!"

"Also... the cleaning of the essence and cutting the essence is the plot of the novel, okay! Where's your genius brain, Tony? Don't learn from Peter, okay! Cultivation talent is not a Chinese cabbage on the roadside, you can buy it for one yuan and three catties Go home! Immortal cultivation is just a legend, no one has ascended before!"

Tony, who just finished giving praise to his wise brain: the smile gradually disappeared.Jpg

Zhou Ge, who was watching quietly, showed a weird smile like a prophet—I'll just say it~ The little master will definitely put her boyfriend in the pit this time!

Tony: (╯‵ ′)╯︵┴─┴Aftermath! Go!

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Not only is the air good on Shangqing Mountain, but the life is also very clean. It seems that the only thing left to do is——

Ashley walks with Tony to see the scenery.

Tony accompanies Ashley to practice (fa) practice (dai).

Pushing Steve to fight the little animals on the mountain, Ashley always clamored to eat wild game before Steve hunted, but after the successful hunt, she said "bunny is so cute, why do you want to eat rabbit?" The expression accuses them (Steve: There are only rabbits on the mountain, blame me...).

And a regular phone call with Charles every day, called understanding the situation, writing and listening to Charles gossip, the first black history of the new generation of X-Men who was given a mission in his life.

By the way, I went online to watch the frenzy of captain fans on Twitter. Friday secretly told Ashley that in order to ensure that Twitter can still maintain normal operation under the madness of the captain's tens of millions of fans, Tony secretly provided them with several Stark-produced black technology servers, and even let Javie Si helped optimize the system.

(Twitter programmers: Mr. Stark is our god! From now on we will not worship God, only Iron Man!!!)

The life of being tormented by Hydra to the point of physical and mental exhaustion seems to be a thing of the previous life.

Even senior brother Qing Channel Chief only showed his face on the day they first went up the mountain, and continued to hide away. Even if Tony lived openly next door to Ashley, he didn't care about it, as if he didn't care about what happened on the mountain. It's not that there are two more people, and I don't care if one of them is the bastard who abducted the junior sister.

The Buddhist ones can instantly ascend to the Western Paradise of Ultimate Bliss.

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Three days later, Zhou Ge brought a message from his master——"The alchemist that master hired to help Tony interpret has arrived, please go to the main courtyard. But be careful, it's..."

It's time to detoxify Tony!

Ashley jumped up excitedly, couldn't wait for Zhou Ge to finish speaking, pulled Tony and disappeared in front of Zhou Ge in a gust of wind.

"...it's Nan Wu, that research madman..." Zhou Ge, who spit out the second half of the sentence into the air, resentfully retracted the hand that failed to hold the little uncle, and smiled helplessly and gloatingly, with no sincerity in his heart A prayer for Tony.

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"Yo!"

Seeing Ashley and the others coming in, Nan Wu's eyes immediately locked on Tony. After taking a closer look, his eyes burst out with a light that could blind people's eyes. The teacup was thrown to Xiao Jisang, and immediately jumped up from the grand teacher's chair, and jumped in front of Tony, sighing incessantly:

"Young people nowadays are so powerful! I've never seen this kind of poison before. It's quite interesting, high-end! Atmospheric! High-end! The young man has a future!"

Ashley turned her head appallingly—it's over!Nan Wu!Why is this research fanatic here!

Behind the scenes, Qing Channel Chief, who controls everything behind the scenes, strokes his beard lightly, smiles without saying a word—innocent children~ Turning a blind eye to it is another explanation besides Buddhism, hold back!big!trick!

"Tsk tsk tsk! Interesting... Interesting! Finally, I saw a new type of toxin again. It's not in vain that I was picked up by Qingqu all the way! For the sake of this poison, I will give you a discount at that time." , I won’t charge your consultation fee at that time! Come on, young man, let me feel the pulse first... By the way, can you understand me?”

Nan Wu muttered to himself for a long time before he remembered a very crucial question - judging by his appearance, this young man should be a foreigner?Can you understand speech?If you don't understand it, it's troublesome... I don't know which foreign language he speaks, but no matter what foreign language, I don't seem to be able to speak it?

Being looked up and down by Nan Wu's searchlight-like eyes, Tony felt more and more uncomfortable, and his face that could wear a battle armor and roam around the ball seemed to be a little bit unbearable...

As for Nan Wu's question, since he fell in love with Ashley, Tony has been secretly learning Chinese, and he has learned quite good results with his proud MIT IQ.At least, in Nan Wu's nagging just now, except for one word that he didn't quite understand, he understood everything.

However, my intuition told Tony, don't nod!Once you nod your head and say that you can understand Huaxia, then the days of cleanliness will definitely be gone forever!

So, Tony got up, blinked in confusion, and looked at Nan Wu who was talking to him in a daze, then smiled apologetically, waved his hand to him to indicate "wait a moment", and quickly took out his hand. He took out a mobile phone that looked particularly high-tech at first glance, tapped the screen of the mobile phone twice with his knuckles, and spoke a sentence of English quickly.

The screen of the mobile phone lit up, and Jarvis appeared on the screen, and said to Nan Wu in a very standard Chinese Mandarin: "Hi, Mr. Nan Wu, I am Jarvis, Mr.'s artificial intelligence housekeeper. Since Mr. I'm not very good at Chinese, so I will act as an interpreter for you and your husband in the next communication."

After finishing speaking, the villain Jarvis cupped his fists, leaned his upper body forward and bowed slightly, and saluted Nanwu, a standard ancient Chinese courtesy.

Nan Wu: Dumbfounded.Jpg

The few people who knew English at the scene all suppressed their laughter and showed a look of pig liver color——Mom!Do you two priests know what Tony is talking about?The translation is: Jarvis, come out and help me act!

He is fooling you, did you make it?

Apparently, the two priests with big beards, negative grade [-] in English, and no interest in high technology didn't know about it, and were deeply shocked by the charm of high technology——

Human, artificial intelligence butler?

what is that?

It looks like it's super powerful!

It seems that there is no difference with people!

Difficult, could it be that the level of science and technology has rapidly leapfrogged to the point where artificial life can be achieved in the blink of an eye? ! ! !

Nan Wu was so surprised that he could swipe the screen, and even asked unconsciously.

Tony opened his mouth, reflexively wanting to complain.Fortunately, Jarvis' voice appeared at the right time, which surprised him that he was pretending to be a gringo who could not understand Chinese.

so close!Almost exposed!

"Master Nanwu, in fact, I am not an artificial life." Jarvis started talking again, but this time he was not talking about Huaxia Sword Cultivator, but about science.

"Artificial intelligence does not involve anything in the field of life sciences. In fact, we are not real creatures with fleshy bodies. We do not have blood vessels, internal organs, muscles, bones, etc., but are composed of countless codes combined through special data structures. That is Saying we don't exist in the physical world you live in, but in the online world, doesn't count as living beings."

"We are artificial intelligence, not artificial life." Jarvis concluded his speech politely.

However, in the long series of explanations given by Jarvis, Nan Wu only understood the last sentence "he is not an artificial life". As for codes and artificial intelligence, for Nan Wu, this question is beyond the outline :з"∠)_.

"Oh, so you can understand me, and you can act as a translator. I understand right, right?" Roughly extract useful information for him.

"Yes, Daoist Nanwu." As an artificial intelligence that has fully studied Chinese culture and has a huge database, Jarvis will never make the mistake of using the Taoist number as a name.

"That's good!" Nan Wu gave Jarvis a thumbs up in satisfaction, then turned his eyes back to Tony, and once again turned into the kind of scrutinizing, interested eyes that seem to be able to directly strip people off. Said: "Young man, come here, let me take your pulse first!"

His tone was full of excitement and can't wait to see the research product, and he almost rubbed his hands before showing a madman smile that is the standard sci-fi villain.

Inexplicably feeling that Nan Wu looked familiar, Tony stepped forward under the worried eyes of Ashley and Steve, raised his wrist and handed it to Nan Wu—Jarvis explained to Tony by the way while pretending to be translating. How to take the pulse.

Before his fingers touched Tony's wrist for more than three seconds, Nan Wu frowned, which made Ashley's heart skip a beat.

"Hmm... It's indeed a new toxin, I haven't seen it, and it's not recorded in the ancient books... Qingqu didn't lie to me this time..."

Nan Wu thought that no one could hear him and muttered, but he didn't know that for the super soldier with four times the hearing at this distance, it was the real difficulty to not be able to hear ╮(╯▽╰)╭.

Steve twitched his eyes and thought: It seems that my initial view of Brother Ashley was completely wrong, judging people by their appearance is really bad!

Seeing that Nan Wu was nagging about his pulse for a long time, and said nothing but frowning, Ashley finally couldn't help but asked cautiously: "Nan Wu, how is Tony? Can the poison be cured?"

I beg you!Tell me what's going on with Tony!Frowning, I almost had a heart attack from you, thank you!If you put on a famous medical record again, I'm going to start! Hey!

"I heard him say that it's a metal toxin, isn't it?"

"Yes, Daoist Nan Wu." For popular science lectures, Jarvis is the most reliable. "It's palladium. Palladium is a member of the platinum group VIII in the fifth cycle. It is silver-white face-centered cubic." Crystal, atomic number 46, molar mass 106.42, chemically inactive, high melting and boiling points, soft hardness, good ductility and plasticity, mostly used in aerospace and military fields.

The palladium element in Sir's body is derived from the palladium element used in the micro-reactor in his chest.At present, we have not yet been able to find a suitable substance to replace the palladium metal in the reactor. "

"Hmm..." Nan Wu rubbed his chin, gritted his teeth and clicked his tongue twice, and said, "Fortunately, when I was in school, I didn't sleep much in chemistry class, so I could barely understand it. But it's useless if you understand it. We still need to experiment and experiment, can you get me some palladium element?"

"Yes, the Stark Group will deliver the items to China within eight hours. But—" the Jarvis villain on the phone screen turned to Zhou Ge, "Mr. Zhou, I think the employees of the Stark Group may not be able to Get in here."

Zhou Ge very straightforwardly gave a solution, "Send it to my house, and I will have someone deliver it."

"Some of Zhou Ge's employees are also practitioners, and they can find the entrance to the Shangqing Mountain Barrier." Ashley added an explanation in a low voice.

"It takes eight hours, and after I get it, I can't research the solution immediately. This palladium poisoning... I haven't encountered it before..."

Nan Guan stroked his beard and thought for a while, then dug in his sleeve, took out a small white porcelain bottle and threw it to Tony.

"I have to study the specific detoxification plan first! Let him take some conventional detoxification elixir first! Qingdu pills, three meals a day, one pill per meal, try first!"

"Hmm... I don't know if it's enough? Add the bezoar pill!"

Another small white porcelain bottle rushed toward me.

"Also! Try the anti-drug pill!"

Tony frantically caught the porcelain vase that was coming straight at his nose, and almost broke out in a cold sweat—fortunately, he didn't smash his nose crookedly!

"Baishidan is also added!"

Another white porcelain bottle came straight to the forehead, Steve raised his hand to catch Tony who was in a hurry, and glanced at the white porcelain bottle in his arms with sympathy - with so many bottles, my eldest nephew might have to use medicine for food Have you eaten?

"and also……"

"Stop, stop, stop!"

Ashley interrupted Nan Wu unbearably, and shouted angrily with her hands on her hips:

"Nan Wu! It's almost done! Be more reliable! There are so many pills, are you going to detoxify Tony, or use him to test the medicine! So many kinds of pills are mixed together, what if something strange happens? What if the reaction becomes □□!”

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