[Hokage] I wake up every morning by the laughter of the psychic beast next door

After blowing, the whole duck body trembled several times, Kakashi is so crazy!The duck's heart was roaring like this.

"Gah...no need." Duck solemnly rejected the other party.

"Konoha does not allow unowned pets to live."

Hearing this, the duck finally understood what Kakashi meant, it turned out to be kept as a pet, but...

"It's not without a master! The old man's master is still jumping outside!" Duck retorted.

Kakashi sighed helplessly, and said, "But your master won't be back in a short time."

"No, Sasuke will come to the old man when he finishes his jumping!"

Kakashi held his forehead, seemingly speechless, and he could only say one more sentence dryly: "Maybe he will have to dance for three years..."

"Three years?! Isn't it a lifetime?!"

Kakashi said lightly: "Didn't you just say that he would come to you?"

The other party's words made the duck sober up for a moment. It clearly decided to go to Sasuke, and now it has been arguing with Kakashi for so long, which is a waste of time.

"Then what... what did Sasuke do?" Duck asked.

As soon as the duck said this, Kakashi instantly had a surprised face, probably filled with the feeling that you still don't know what happened after chatting for so long.

"Gah...Sasuke just said he's gone."

Kakashi blinked helplessly, and then said, "Sasuke went to find Orochimaru."

……

There was a long silence, and the atmosphere was a little dignified.

"What is Orochimaru?"

"..."

"One of the three ninjas."

……

After a long silence, the atmosphere became tense again.

"What are Sannin?"

"..."

"A person of the same level as the Five Generations."

……

There was a long silence, but the atmosphere did not become dignified.

"Five generations..."

Before the duck could finish speaking, Kakashi immediately interrupted it: "Godaime is the current Naruto-sama, Sannin is the disciple of Sandaime-sama, and Oshemaru is now a rebellious ninja. He created a Yinyin village, Sasuke Right there, at the end, don't ask me who the other Sannin is."

……

There was a long silence, and the atmosphere became extremely dignified.

"Is it for revenge?"

"probably."

The story is divided into two parts. During the long-term wrangling between the duck and Kakashi, what happened to Sasuke who was in the snake's nest?

Hemiplegia, spasms and numbness, crooked mouth and eyes, and slurred speech. The above are probably Sasuke's current state. It is conceivable that for a cool and handsome guy, this is undoubtedly a catastrophe like the end of the world.

Then again, what exactly did Sasuke go through to end up like this?

This is going back to several hours ago. Sasuke, who left the laboratory of Orochimaru, followed Yakushidou to another laboratory, which is probably the territory of Yakushidou.

"Let's go." Sasuke said coldly.

"Take off."

Yakushi's opening made Sasuke's face distorted undetectably in an instant.

Although Sasuke controlled his facial expression very well, the slight distortion just now was captured by the deadly Yakushidou, who pushed the glasses frame, and then smiled sinisterly.

This smile also made Sasuke, who was upright and upright, tremble several times. Sure enough, he would become abnormal if he stayed with Orochimaru for a long time, but he would definitely not be affected.

"Humph."

After Sasuke chuckled disdainfully, he put his hands on the corner of his clothes and planned to take off his shirt. It was just taking off his clothes, and he was not the kind of coddling person.

But at this time, Yao Shidou said something that Sasuke could vomit three liters of blood. He said: "The transformation technique will hinder my judgment."

Sasuke let go of the hand pinching the corner of the clothes in an instant, and at the same time glared at the medicine master, "hum", is something like the transformation technique used to take it off!Sasuke's heart was roaring like this.

"huh huh huh huh……"

"..."

The sense of sight of this Orochimaru made Sasuke die instantly, and he once again made up his mind to stay away from this ghostly place after he got the power.

"Don't you think..."

"NO, I have not."

"huh huh huh huh……"

"..."

In this regard, Sasuke just gave the other party a blank look, and then lifted the transformation technique, and his appearance resembled a miniature version of the second-stage black-haired Hatake Kakashi.

"..." The person who was speechless at this time was Medicine Master Dou.

……

After a long time, Yao Shidou finally said, "Sasuke, lie down first."

Following Yakushi's line of sight, Sasuke saw a bed not far away, oh no, it was probably a long table covered with sheets, Sasuke was a little puzzled, he always had a very strange feeling, he glanced suspiciously at Yakushi's pocket , but what responded to him was reflective or reflective...

In the end, Sasuke lay down obediently. He wanted to end this so-called physical examination quickly to gain real power.

however……

next second...

Before Sasuke could react, his body jumped wildly uncontrollably, without giving him any chance to repent.

By the time his body finally stopped jumping, it was too late. After several hours of jumping, his body was in an extremely uncontrollable state, whether it was the limbs, the face, or the tongue, it was all like this. out of control...

So far, Sasuke felt that he had finally truly felt how enthusiastic the snake's nest was to welcome him, how perverted it was, and how unlovely it was...

Three Hundred and Four: The Young Master's New Clothes

Sasuke Uchiha.

Male, 13 years old.

Height: XXX points X cm.

Weight: XX kg.

Likes: Nissan (crossed out) tomato.

Dislikes: Nissan (strike out) sweets.

Dream: To plant tomatoes (cross out) to revive the Uchiha clan.

Ambition: Destroy all sweets (cross out) Kill the man.

Current status: temporary hemiplegia.

……

"Sasuke, it's alright."

The voice of some nasty guy came from next to his ear. Although Sasuke was extremely angry at this time, his uncontrollable body couldn't make any response, whether it was physically or verbally.

"Well... the result of the physical examination is... very healthy."

……

Although Sasuke didn't respond to Yakushi's words on the surface, he was actually speechless in his heart and had nothing to say.

"The only two bad things are a cold and no teeth."

……

This is simply nonsense!And can you not poke him sad!Sasuke roared inwardly.

"But... Sasuke, don't worry, I've already cured you."

!!!

Good job!

Sasuke's favorability for Yakushidou instantly changed from negative to positive, and the people who made him grow teeth were all good people.

"I have something to do, so I'll leave first. When you can move Sasuke, you don't need to go to Master Orochimaru, just go back."

After finishing speaking, Yakushitou left the laboratory, leaving Sasuke, who had completely lost the image of a beautiful boy, lying alone on the long table covered with sheets.

However, a few hours later, Sasuke, who finally got rid of the hemiplegia, once again felt the deep malice of the universe, because he found that his cold was cured, and his teeth had grown, but why did the teeth only grow? Half!

It is not half the number of grains, but all the teeth have only grown half. It is conceivable that this must be very strange in terms of appearance, and it must be useless in terms of practicality.

At this point, Sasuke's favorability for Yaoshidou dropped suddenly, to a lower position than before. Sure enough, none of the people in the snake's den were good people.

Sasuke got off the long table, turned around expressionlessly, and split the long table in half with a knife.

Go to his brother's medical examination! ! !

In the end, what Sasuke can rely on is the transformation technique that he has almost used up.

Although Sasuke really wanted to get the power quickly, but according to what Yakushito said, even if he went to look for Orochimaru now, the other party probably wouldn't teach him anything, so Sasuke went back directly.

Back in the room, Sasuke actually had nothing to do, he could only sit quietly and think about things, but he was startled by a loud "goo--" before he thought of anything, until then , he realized that he hadn't eaten for a long time. He remembered that the last time he ate was at noon on the day of Konoha's funeral. He thought, it was a miracle that he didn't starve to death.

At this moment, there was a knock on the door, Sasuke opened the door and saw a man in a hemp rope suit.

"Sasuke-sama, excuse me, this is an order from Oshemaru-sama..."

The snake nest man was talking, and he moved things in one by one.

"I said you..." Sasuke was choking on the scene in front of him as soon as he finished speaking. All kinds of furniture and daily necessities came in one after another, making people dazzled, and the empty room instantly became full.

But in just a few minutes, the original simple version of the room no longer exists, and some are hardcover version of luxurious bedrooms, which is completely incomparable to his bedroom in the Uchiha patriarch's house.

However, no matter how turbulent Sasuke's heart was, there was no surprise on his face, and his face was still paralyzed.

"Sasuke-sama, these are the clothes that Orochimaru-sama prepared for you."

The Shewo man opened the wardrobe he had just moved in while talking. Following his gaze, Sasuke glanced at the wardrobe and saw the same set of clothes. He nodded unconsciously. He was quite satisfied with the preparations. Although the style of the clothes was different, it didn't matter as long as there was the Uchiha Uchiha logo.

"Master Sasuke, then I will take my leave first."

"Ah."

With this person's departure