[Hokage] I wake up every morning by the laughter of the psychic beast next door

husband! ! !If you are caught by this old man, you will be finished! ! ! "

The duck cursed like this...

cursing...

Thirty-two: Wang Ba's pet

Although in a certain sense the duck successfully cursed Sasuke who was far away in a foreign village, this did not prevent Sasuke from gaining power here in Orochimaru.

"Ah!"

Orochimaru, who was brainwashing Sasuke, was spit on his face by Sasuke's sneeze in an instant, and then his whole body showed a state of confusion.

Sasuke, who was the culprit, rubbed his nose casually, took out a tissue and blew his nose calmly, then recovered his paralyzed face, and coldly uttered a sentence with a strong nasal voice: "Give me strength." .”

Sasuke's command-style shaking S words are undoubtedly very cool for Orochimaru who seems to be invisible and shaking M, so Orochimaru, who was still in a daze, suddenly started to smile strangely excitedly and at the same time stretched out his The big tongue licked his face, yes, he licked his face that was sneezed by Sasuke.

Sasuke, who watched Orochimaru's series of actions with his eyes, refused in his heart at this time. Although his mind had already been flooded by the word "abnormal", he would not show it in front of the other party. For any abnormalities, he still calmly said two words: "Power."

Orochimaru still smiled strangely: "Hmph... Don't worry, I will give you strength."

In response, Sasuke just huffed arrogantly and coldly.

"But before that, Sasuke, you should have something else to ask me."

Regarding this, Sasuke still huffed arrogantly and coldly.

"Hum hum……"

Orochimaru, who was treated like this by Sasuke, smiled strangely again.

At this time, Yao Shidou, who had been serving as the background board, silently pushed the glasses frame, probably to increase his sense of presence.

However, Sasuke and Orochimaru didn't notice Yakushidou's small movements at all, they were only immersed in their own small worlds.

"Sasuke, you really are my chosen one!"

Isn't this nonsense, Sasuke complained in his heart like this, but what he said was something else: "Hmph, it doesn't matter, I just want strong power."

Sasuke's tone was so decisive, it made Orochimaru a little bit embarrassed, but he was not afraid of having an invincible little secretary, and this invincible little secretary was the background board pharmacist pocket.

After receiving the message from Orochimaru's eyes, Yao Shidou nodded slightly, then pushed his glasses habitually, and said at the same time: "Sasuke, there's no rush, Master Orochimaru wants you to have a physical examination first, and then Determine your training regimen."

What Yakushito said was unexpected by Sasuke. Only then did he know what Orochimaru meant just now, and he would not admit that he thought Orochimaru was forcing him to beg for a quilt, so Sasuke still faced He replied blankly, "Oh."

At this time, Dashewan's expression is still perverted, but his heart is still a little fluctuating. He thinks that Yaoshidou is the one who understands him best. Disobeying him within the tolerance range is really ineffective in training|training.

Yakushi looked at Sasuke with a smile on his face, the reflections on the lenses of his glasses flickered, and Sasuke took a step back silently, feeling a little uncomfortable.

"Go." Sasuke said.

Pharmacist glanced at Orochimaru, and with the tacit consent of Orochimaru, he said "retire first" and took Sasuke away.

Let's turn the timeline back to the previous day...

Far away in the Uchiha Mansion in Konoha Village, the Land of Fire, the duck, the last resident here, swallowed a note in anger and cursed Sasuke, and it began to regret deeply, not because of cursing Sasuke, but also It's not that it failed to discover Sasuke's abnormality, let alone that it failed to walk with Sasuke, but... why did it swallow that piece of paper!Sure enough, it was Sasuke's fault, it was because the brat left suddenly that he became so excited.

Therefore, the duck immediately ran to its special toilet - the small toilet - to get the paper ball out of its stomach.

The duck stretched the tips of its wings to its beak, intending to imitate the human method of putting fingers on the base of the tongue and triggering vomiting to save itself, but this is of no use for eggs, its wings are too big and its mouth is too small for its receptors The affinity for the ligand is too weak to produce the expected response—nausea and vomiting.

After a hard battle by the small toilet, the duck finally chose to disarm and surrender. Since the ball of paper cannot go retrograde, it can only go down with it and rise tomorrow.

Of course, the main reason is that the duck thinks this is a waste of time, and it has more important things to do at this time, that is-to catch Sasuke.

After tidying up his luggage and carrying a small backpack, the duck took a look at the patriarch's house that had lived in it for many years, and then it ran out of the Uchiha clan without looking back.

However, God made a little joke on the duck. A duck that has never been out of the family land has no idea where the gate is. Therefore, as the house of the ducks, it seems that it has been detoured for a long time without getting out. The enthusiasm that vowed to catch Sasuke seems to have subsided, replaced by a deep sense of powerlessness, as a talking duck, it turned out to be a road idiot! !

The sky in the distance turned pale, and it was probably early morning at this time. It seemed that God felt that he had had enough fun and lost interest in playing with stupid ducks, so he sent a general down from the sky. That's right, a white-haired death fell from the sky. Fisheye.

"you……"

Kakashi looked down at the duck hesitantly.

"Old man?"

The duck looked up at Kakashi who was about 1.8 meters tall.

"that……"

Kakashi was still hesitant to speak.

"what?"

The duck was a little speechless, but still looked up at Kakashi and waited for the other's next sentence.

"This one……"

Kakashi still hesitated to speak.

At this time, the duck just wanted to roll its eyes, but it had no white eyes and only lower eyelids, so it couldn't make such a humanized expression of contempt, so he replied Kakashi with a devilish laugh: "Quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack... ..."

Kakashi, who was originally dignified and tangled, suddenly turned into a shocked face, probably because he was startled by a certain duck's laughter.

Seeing the flash of bewilderment in Kakashi's only exposed eye, the duck instantly felt relieved. It was worried that it could not vent its anger towards Sasuke, and it finally found a punching bag—— Sasuke's guidance on ninja Hatake Kakashi.

"Hey, stupid human being, bend your ridiculous back! Let the old man look down on you to his heart's content!"

There is a second in arrogance, and there is a shaking S in the second, and it is spit out from the flat mouth of a short, pure black duck without losing its domineering aura. It seems that in the next second, the white-haired duck on the opposite side Humans will lower their lowly heads and serve the pets of the second son of the Uchiha patriarch with noble blood in a humble attitude.

However, this kind of plot that only appears in a novel that does not know what kind of text it is is absolutely impossible to appear in an upright boy manga. The real situation is actually like this, after the duck uttered such words , Kakashi's expression can be said to be as bad as it can be. As the saying goes, there is a pet with the kind of owner, and the reverse is also true, such a strange pet. The owner is really a snake spirit!He even hurt his companion and ran to mess with a snake!

So far, Kakashi's understanding of Sasuke seems to be refreshed again due to the strange behavior of the duck that was not trained by Sasuke.

And at this time, on the other side, Sasuke, who had been brushed once without knowing it, was about to face a snake brainwashing course...

Three Thirteen: Different Black Belly

As mentioned last time, the duck had the second attack and provoked Kakashi, but what will happen next?How will Kakashi Hatake react?What is the duck about to face?

So, the story continues...

The rising sun and the immobile duck form a beautiful and hopeful picture... what a ghost!

Since its birth, the duck has never hated its height so much as it did at this time. Kakashi held his wings firmly on the duck's back with one hand, and at the same time he was carried to a place where Kakashi could look at him horizontally. Height, at this moment it just wanted to say "put the old man down", and it did say so.

However, Kakashi ignored the duck's protest and walked out of the Uchiha clan with it.

"Old man...quack...put it down...quack..." The duck kept protesting like this along the way, but it was of no use.

The duck was kidnapped by Kakashi and returned home, which is Kakashi's single apartment, but as a male duck, Meow Miao is not worried about his integrity at all, because it does not have the integrity of a female human being.

"White-haired Kakashi, why are you bringing this old man to your house forcibly!"

"I think you probably know about Sasuke too..."

"Quack, I know." The duck gritted its teeth. Although it has no teeth, this does not prevent it from expressing its anger.

Kakashi looked serious: "But don't worry, I will definitely bring him back."

"Gah." The duck just responded casually, anyway, it has decided to go to Sasuke by itself, and Kakashi's promise is dispensable to it.

Kakashi's eyes were still serious: "So... now I will support you."

……

What kind of divine development is this! ! !

The duck felt a spooky wind