[Comprehensive] How to pretend to be a victim?
Chapter 54-54
Chen Shuyao burst into a "puchi" laugh, stretched out her hand to push his face away, and turned away herself.
"Go drink water if it's spicy, I won't taste it."
"Then I'll ask someone else to taste it." After saying that, Sherlock was about to sit up, but when he stood up at a 45-degree angle, someone grabbed his collar from behind. He turned his head and met someone's wide eyes.
"you dare!"
"It's unreasonable." Sherlock lay back slowly, turned sideways, and stared into someone's eyes, "You are my girlfriend, and as usual, it is a shared property between you and me. From its private| To a certain extent, only you and I can touch. So, I consulted you first, but you didn’t want to do it, which is equivalent to your abstention. Then it’s a reasonable and normal choice for me to find anyone. "
"...then you go." Chen Shuyao pushed his shoulders and pointed out the window, "After passing this street, there is a crossroad, turn right, and walk another 100 meters into an alley. In the hut of the pink lamp, there are a bunch of women who are very willing to help you."
Sherlock was stunned for a few seconds: "You know I didn't mean that."
"Really? Then you probably don't know me very well. I actually don't know what's going on in a genius's head." After finishing speaking, Chen Shuyao turned her head away and was about to sit up, but she was suddenly pushed back by Sherlock the next moment| On the bed, a pair of blue-gray eyes looked down at her.
"No, you know it very well."
Chen Shuyao wanted to get up, but found that she couldn't move at all. She frowned and glanced at Sherlock: "Impossible! How could you hold me down?"
System prompt: The skill cd of strength as strong as a cow is in the cd, and the cd is expected to be 12 hours.
"...cd your sister." Chen Shuyao frowned and muttered in a low voice.
What the hell kind of game is this, the cd is so long?If this happens to be invaded by other players in the cd, wouldn't it be dead?
It turned out that such a low voice was captured by someone.
"cd what?" Sherlock put his hands beside her ears, raised his eyebrows, and slowly approached her.
"I said I want to buy a CD." Chen Shuyao changed her tough attitude before, and smiled, and put her hands on the side of the bed, trying to escape through the gap between his waist, but just after moving a short distance, her |legs|between| What happened? I realized with lowered eyes that one of Sherlock's knees has been kneeling between her|two|legs|.
"Where do you want to escape?" Sherlock frowned deliberately, "Let me think about it, oh, the person who was very tough just now, is it you?"
"I think you heard it wrong." Chen Shuyao showed a flattering smile, and patted Sherlock on the shoulder, "How could anyone dare to argue with the famous Sherlock, right? Give her 180 courage."
"Really?" Sherlock raised his eyebrows and leaned into her ear: "Then tell me, if there is such a person, how should I punish her?"
"Hahaha." Chen Shuyao smiled awkwardly, and tilted her head to the other side, "We are all friends, so why bother to make things difficult for each other, right? It's more commonplace to say that punishment is not punishable."
"I've never seen you. I remember that in addition to wife and daughter-in-law in China, there seems to be a synonym for the other half of men, which fits my current thinking." Sherlock lifted the quilt and kicked Rolled cabbage style, roll two people.
"See inside."
"...It's not the two words you think, bastard!"
The heating in the house is very hot, and the bed is even hotter.In the state of extreme hypoxia, Chen Shuyao was finally forced to accept the "harsh" punishment, so...
Chen Shuyao died at the age of 18.
The next day... a hasty knock on the door broke the silence in the house.Chen Shuyao frowned, moved her body impatiently, and suddenly felt a tightness in her chest.When she raised her head, she realized that it was Sherlock's long arm that had been resting under her collarbone.She turned her head to glance at the person who was lying on her stomach and was sleeping deeply, and raised her hand to rub the center of her brow.
The knocking on the door continued, and became more urgent.
"Here we come!" Chen Shuyao shouted impatiently, pushed Sherlock's arm away, sat up and yawned, and secretly glared at the people around her.
I haven't slept all night, and now I'm sleeping hard, I can't hear the knock on the door, and I can't wake up even if I throw my arm away.It was hard for her, and she had to get up early in the morning with her tired body to open the door.
Chen Shuyao casually took a bathrobe on the back of the chair and shook it, put it on her body, dragged her slippers to the door, looked at the cat's eye, and opened the lock.While yawning, he said, "I thought who it was..."
"What about BC?"
"Sleeping." Only then did Chen Shuyao notice the seriousness on Evolution Chen's face that he had never seen before, and the sleepiness dissipated instantly, "What's wrong?"
"Something happened, something happened, I need his help very much right now." Talking about evolution, Chen was about to walk into the house.
Chen Shuyao hurriedly reached out to stop her, and smiled awkwardly: "Wait here, I'll call him."
"...Don't worry, I don't have any other ideas, the situation is really urgent!" Evolution Chen said, and he wanted to bypass Chen Shuyao.
"I mean, it's not very convenient." Chen Shuyao glanced at her bathrobe and coughed twice.
This can always be understood, right?
Evolution Chen's face turned red immediately, and he began to speak incoherently: "...then, what should I do? I'm waiting here?"
"No need."
The two followed the sound almost at the same time, and saw that the light of day suddenly tore through the darkness in the room, and Sherlock was neatly dressed and sitting in the center of the sofa with his legs crossed.The light shone from behind, covering his whole body with a thin layer of light, and stretching his shadow on the ground very long.
"...It seems that I was worrying too much, you can talk to him directly." Chen Shuyao turned around and walked towards the bed, diving headlong into the quilt.
Although Evolution Chen was in a hurry this time, he also knew how to measure. He stopped at the coffee table and said, "The thing is like this..."
Next, she gave a speech of nearly 32 words at the speed of X[-].
But in fact, so many words can be summed up in one key point: she had a good classmate and best friend named Mi Yue, who disappeared last night.
"Mi Yue?" Chen Shuyao slightly raised her head from the confusion, but quickly put her head back on the pillow, "Why does it sound so familiar?"
"Do you know my classmates?"
Chen Shuyao sat up abruptly, her eyes wide open: "You're talking about... Mi Yue who is a top three student every year, the top three in school?"
Evolution Chen was silent for a moment: "Yeah, how do you know? Are you also in high school at our school?"
"Oh no no no, I just listened casually." Chen Shuyao twitched the corner of his mouth, but quickly dropped it.
Mi Yue, in reality, is a very proud person.How could they still be girlfriends?
"First of all, I have to admit what Shuyao said. It is indeed inconvenient for me to participate in the investigation of this kind of case, especially after what happened yesterday." Without waiting for Chen to fight for it, Sherlock pointed at Chen Shuyao, "On the contrary, she is more Suitable for helping you."
Chen Shuyao chuckled and pointed to herself: "Are you kidding, me?"
A system prompt suddenly came to my mind: Chapter 2, ideal and reality.Start the mission: Asia|Jiao|Baby.
At this moment, Chen Shuyao understood that she could not escape.
An hour later, outside the big wall of Changyi Middle School, two rows of footprints spread from the entrance of the alley to the center.
"She walks this way every day?"
"Yes."
Chen Shuyao frowned and glanced at both sides of the alley: "There are many roads leading to her house, why did you choose this small alley?"
Evolution Chen shook his head: "I don't know, anyway, every time I go home with her, she always goes here."
"This...what's there to like." Chen Shuyao turned around and looked around.
It is the most ordinary alley, and the old building next to it has been painted with several layers of paint, which is already too expensive to see.The storeroom downstairs has a pitifully narrow frontage, and the words "supermarket" or "printing" are crookedly pasted on the glass door.The font is blocked and the large school wall blocks the light, and the house is in the shade for a long time. Even if the lamp is on, it cannot be seen how bright it is.
The bluetooth headset lights up with a royal blue light, and a familiar voice comes out: "Describe the characteristics you see."
"Poverty, darkness, backwardness..."
Before the words fell, there was a very crisp "click" from the earphone.
Chen Shuyao frowned slightly: "What are you doing?"
Sherlock silently glanced at the apple held in his hand, and decided to open his eyes and say nonsense: "Listen to you."
"What can you infer from just a few words?" Chen Shuyao observed while walking away.But this alley, in her opinion, is really no different from ordinary old alleys.
Sherlock took the computer, quickly typed with his fingers on the keyboard, and pressed Enter: "In China, the price of houses in school districts will not be low, whether it is renting or buying and selling. Why do you feel poor?"
"I don't know, my first feeling..." Chen Shuyao frowned and thought for a moment, "Maybe it's because it's too broken."
"So that's how it is..." Sherlock's eyes quickly flicked across the screen, and he closed the laptop suddenly, "Your idea is right, all the houses in this building are one bedroom and one living room, with an area ranging from 40 to 60 square meters. Even The price is high, and the actual selling price will not be too high. And the average house price is not low now. If the family’s own income is not enough in the later stage, even if the house is sold, it is impossible to buy a bigger house in a good location And the dilapidation of this building, in the eyes of high school children, is synonymous with poverty."
"Is there any use for you to talk about a lot of real estate prices?"
There was a moment of silence on the other end of the phone: "Have you ever been afraid of being looked down upon by others?"
For a moment, Chen Shuyao was stunned.
The answer is of course: yes.In this era of father-fighting, children will also unconsciously get involved in the comparison|war|war|of their parents.Probably everyone has been afraid of being branded as "poor".
"You mean... someone kidnapped|framed|kidnapped Mi Yue for money? But Mi Yue's family background is very ordinary..."
Before she finished speaking, Chen Shuyao was stunned again, the cold wind blew past, and her whole body shivered.
Sherlock tapped his index finger on the table of the bedside table a few times, then stopped suddenly.
"People themselves are money."
The author has something to say: After the case, I will be right back...
"Go drink water if it's spicy, I won't taste it."
"Then I'll ask someone else to taste it." After saying that, Sherlock was about to sit up, but when he stood up at a 45-degree angle, someone grabbed his collar from behind. He turned his head and met someone's wide eyes.
"you dare!"
"It's unreasonable." Sherlock lay back slowly, turned sideways, and stared into someone's eyes, "You are my girlfriend, and as usual, it is a shared property between you and me. From its private| To a certain extent, only you and I can touch. So, I consulted you first, but you didn’t want to do it, which is equivalent to your abstention. Then it’s a reasonable and normal choice for me to find anyone. "
"...then you go." Chen Shuyao pushed his shoulders and pointed out the window, "After passing this street, there is a crossroad, turn right, and walk another 100 meters into an alley. In the hut of the pink lamp, there are a bunch of women who are very willing to help you."
Sherlock was stunned for a few seconds: "You know I didn't mean that."
"Really? Then you probably don't know me very well. I actually don't know what's going on in a genius's head." After finishing speaking, Chen Shuyao turned her head away and was about to sit up, but she was suddenly pushed back by Sherlock the next moment| On the bed, a pair of blue-gray eyes looked down at her.
"No, you know it very well."
Chen Shuyao wanted to get up, but found that she couldn't move at all. She frowned and glanced at Sherlock: "Impossible! How could you hold me down?"
System prompt: The skill cd of strength as strong as a cow is in the cd, and the cd is expected to be 12 hours.
"...cd your sister." Chen Shuyao frowned and muttered in a low voice.
What the hell kind of game is this, the cd is so long?If this happens to be invaded by other players in the cd, wouldn't it be dead?
It turned out that such a low voice was captured by someone.
"cd what?" Sherlock put his hands beside her ears, raised his eyebrows, and slowly approached her.
"I said I want to buy a CD." Chen Shuyao changed her tough attitude before, and smiled, and put her hands on the side of the bed, trying to escape through the gap between his waist, but just after moving a short distance, her |legs|between| What happened? I realized with lowered eyes that one of Sherlock's knees has been kneeling between her|two|legs|.
"Where do you want to escape?" Sherlock frowned deliberately, "Let me think about it, oh, the person who was very tough just now, is it you?"
"I think you heard it wrong." Chen Shuyao showed a flattering smile, and patted Sherlock on the shoulder, "How could anyone dare to argue with the famous Sherlock, right? Give her 180 courage."
"Really?" Sherlock raised his eyebrows and leaned into her ear: "Then tell me, if there is such a person, how should I punish her?"
"Hahaha." Chen Shuyao smiled awkwardly, and tilted her head to the other side, "We are all friends, so why bother to make things difficult for each other, right? It's more commonplace to say that punishment is not punishable."
"I've never seen you. I remember that in addition to wife and daughter-in-law in China, there seems to be a synonym for the other half of men, which fits my current thinking." Sherlock lifted the quilt and kicked Rolled cabbage style, roll two people.
"See inside."
"...It's not the two words you think, bastard!"
The heating in the house is very hot, and the bed is even hotter.In the state of extreme hypoxia, Chen Shuyao was finally forced to accept the "harsh" punishment, so...
Chen Shuyao died at the age of 18.
The next day... a hasty knock on the door broke the silence in the house.Chen Shuyao frowned, moved her body impatiently, and suddenly felt a tightness in her chest.When she raised her head, she realized that it was Sherlock's long arm that had been resting under her collarbone.She turned her head to glance at the person who was lying on her stomach and was sleeping deeply, and raised her hand to rub the center of her brow.
The knocking on the door continued, and became more urgent.
"Here we come!" Chen Shuyao shouted impatiently, pushed Sherlock's arm away, sat up and yawned, and secretly glared at the people around her.
I haven't slept all night, and now I'm sleeping hard, I can't hear the knock on the door, and I can't wake up even if I throw my arm away.It was hard for her, and she had to get up early in the morning with her tired body to open the door.
Chen Shuyao casually took a bathrobe on the back of the chair and shook it, put it on her body, dragged her slippers to the door, looked at the cat's eye, and opened the lock.While yawning, he said, "I thought who it was..."
"What about BC?"
"Sleeping." Only then did Chen Shuyao notice the seriousness on Evolution Chen's face that he had never seen before, and the sleepiness dissipated instantly, "What's wrong?"
"Something happened, something happened, I need his help very much right now." Talking about evolution, Chen was about to walk into the house.
Chen Shuyao hurriedly reached out to stop her, and smiled awkwardly: "Wait here, I'll call him."
"...Don't worry, I don't have any other ideas, the situation is really urgent!" Evolution Chen said, and he wanted to bypass Chen Shuyao.
"I mean, it's not very convenient." Chen Shuyao glanced at her bathrobe and coughed twice.
This can always be understood, right?
Evolution Chen's face turned red immediately, and he began to speak incoherently: "...then, what should I do? I'm waiting here?"
"No need."
The two followed the sound almost at the same time, and saw that the light of day suddenly tore through the darkness in the room, and Sherlock was neatly dressed and sitting in the center of the sofa with his legs crossed.The light shone from behind, covering his whole body with a thin layer of light, and stretching his shadow on the ground very long.
"...It seems that I was worrying too much, you can talk to him directly." Chen Shuyao turned around and walked towards the bed, diving headlong into the quilt.
Although Evolution Chen was in a hurry this time, he also knew how to measure. He stopped at the coffee table and said, "The thing is like this..."
Next, she gave a speech of nearly 32 words at the speed of X[-].
But in fact, so many words can be summed up in one key point: she had a good classmate and best friend named Mi Yue, who disappeared last night.
"Mi Yue?" Chen Shuyao slightly raised her head from the confusion, but quickly put her head back on the pillow, "Why does it sound so familiar?"
"Do you know my classmates?"
Chen Shuyao sat up abruptly, her eyes wide open: "You're talking about... Mi Yue who is a top three student every year, the top three in school?"
Evolution Chen was silent for a moment: "Yeah, how do you know? Are you also in high school at our school?"
"Oh no no no, I just listened casually." Chen Shuyao twitched the corner of his mouth, but quickly dropped it.
Mi Yue, in reality, is a very proud person.How could they still be girlfriends?
"First of all, I have to admit what Shuyao said. It is indeed inconvenient for me to participate in the investigation of this kind of case, especially after what happened yesterday." Without waiting for Chen to fight for it, Sherlock pointed at Chen Shuyao, "On the contrary, she is more Suitable for helping you."
Chen Shuyao chuckled and pointed to herself: "Are you kidding, me?"
A system prompt suddenly came to my mind: Chapter 2, ideal and reality.Start the mission: Asia|Jiao|Baby.
At this moment, Chen Shuyao understood that she could not escape.
An hour later, outside the big wall of Changyi Middle School, two rows of footprints spread from the entrance of the alley to the center.
"She walks this way every day?"
"Yes."
Chen Shuyao frowned and glanced at both sides of the alley: "There are many roads leading to her house, why did you choose this small alley?"
Evolution Chen shook his head: "I don't know, anyway, every time I go home with her, she always goes here."
"This...what's there to like." Chen Shuyao turned around and looked around.
It is the most ordinary alley, and the old building next to it has been painted with several layers of paint, which is already too expensive to see.The storeroom downstairs has a pitifully narrow frontage, and the words "supermarket" or "printing" are crookedly pasted on the glass door.The font is blocked and the large school wall blocks the light, and the house is in the shade for a long time. Even if the lamp is on, it cannot be seen how bright it is.
The bluetooth headset lights up with a royal blue light, and a familiar voice comes out: "Describe the characteristics you see."
"Poverty, darkness, backwardness..."
Before the words fell, there was a very crisp "click" from the earphone.
Chen Shuyao frowned slightly: "What are you doing?"
Sherlock silently glanced at the apple held in his hand, and decided to open his eyes and say nonsense: "Listen to you."
"What can you infer from just a few words?" Chen Shuyao observed while walking away.But this alley, in her opinion, is really no different from ordinary old alleys.
Sherlock took the computer, quickly typed with his fingers on the keyboard, and pressed Enter: "In China, the price of houses in school districts will not be low, whether it is renting or buying and selling. Why do you feel poor?"
"I don't know, my first feeling..." Chen Shuyao frowned and thought for a moment, "Maybe it's because it's too broken."
"So that's how it is..." Sherlock's eyes quickly flicked across the screen, and he closed the laptop suddenly, "Your idea is right, all the houses in this building are one bedroom and one living room, with an area ranging from 40 to 60 square meters. Even The price is high, and the actual selling price will not be too high. And the average house price is not low now. If the family’s own income is not enough in the later stage, even if the house is sold, it is impossible to buy a bigger house in a good location And the dilapidation of this building, in the eyes of high school children, is synonymous with poverty."
"Is there any use for you to talk about a lot of real estate prices?"
There was a moment of silence on the other end of the phone: "Have you ever been afraid of being looked down upon by others?"
For a moment, Chen Shuyao was stunned.
The answer is of course: yes.In this era of father-fighting, children will also unconsciously get involved in the comparison|war|war|of their parents.Probably everyone has been afraid of being branded as "poor".
"You mean... someone kidnapped|framed|kidnapped Mi Yue for money? But Mi Yue's family background is very ordinary..."
Before she finished speaking, Chen Shuyao was stunned again, the cold wind blew past, and her whole body shivered.
Sherlock tapped his index finger on the table of the bedside table a few times, then stopped suddenly.
"People themselves are money."
The author has something to say: After the case, I will be right back...
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