[Comprehensive] How to pretend to be a victim?

On the branches at night, the hot steam of the seafood soup floats around the incandescent lamp, stained with a layer of mist.

The rectangular dining table sits opposite to each other on the long side, but the eyes are scattered around without any intersection.The person sitting at the end of the long table tilted his head and bit his chopsticks twice, his eyes flicked across the faces of other people, and he suddenly slapped his chopsticks on the table.

"Dad, you really misunderstood this matter. These are my good sisters, and they helped Mom a lot today." Evolution Chen pointed at Chen Shuyao, who was startled, raised his eyes and glanced at Chen Zeyi who was sitting opposite, The latter looked suspiciously.

Evolution Chen nodded his forehead with his index finger: "As for why she appeared in the bedroom... I think it might be because I heard you want to vomit. Don't you vomit easily when you are drunk? She is also kind."

"I think what my daughter said is right. How old are you, and you still think of yourself as a heartthrob?" Chen Jinrong patted the back of Chen Zeyi's hand, "Okay, okay, let's turn this matter over like this. Don’t mention it again, I’m right, let’s all eat.”

Seeing that Chen Zeyi gradually put down his guard in suspicion and began to pick up vegetables, Chen Shuyao picked up the chopsticks and breathed a sigh of relief.As a result, he had just taken two bites, and inadvertently caught Sherlock holding the chopsticks in his hand, looking at this and that, but he didn't drop the chopsticks.

Xu Shi noticed Chen Shuyao's gaze, Sherlock leaned slightly towards her, and asked softly, "Is there any dish that is not spicy?"

Chen Shuyao was startled, and then remembered that in the morning, Sherlock just took a bite of the beef in chili sauce, which she never found spicy, and almost cried.However, after looking over the dishes on the table, she came to the conclusion that, apart from the rice, only the seafood soup was not spicy.

"Honey, let's add some chili oil to the soup, it's a little tasteless." Chen Zeyi slapped Chen Jinrong's arm.

"Oh yes, I forgot." As he said that, Chen Jinrong filled a spoonful of chili oil and rushed to the soup...

"Wait a minute!" Chen Shuyao hurriedly got up and stretched out her hand to block it. Under the surprised eyes of everyone, she twitched her mouth, "My boyfriend is not very good at spicy food, so I'll serve him some soup first, can you make it more spicy?"

"Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot to ask about the taste when I was cooking." Chen Jinrong smiled awkwardly.

"Ah, it's okay, actually I can eat it all." Sherlock hooked the corners of his mouth, turned his chopsticks around all the dishes, and found the least popular dish and put it in his mouth, chewing, "Oh, this It tastes really good."

Chen Shuyao silently glanced at the direction he was pinching: "Are you okay?"

What he made is the famous spicy dance. Chen Jinrong specially learned it from his neighbors in Wuhan for her. It is very authentic!

"Well, of course." Sherlock smiled and nodded, seeing nothing unusual.

"I'd better get you some soup." Chen Shuyao took the bowl in front of him and filled a large bowl full of soup. As soon as it was placed on the table, Sherlock picked up the bowl and drank it up.

Evolution Chen was also stunned: "No, isn't it hot?"

"I think it's fine." Sherlock pursed his lips.

This night, Sherlock picked up a few dishes with chopsticks, ate two bowls of rice, and a pot of soup...

After the meal, Sherlock took the napkin and wiped his mouth, pulled Chen Shuyao directly to stand up, the corner of his mouth slightly raised, "Thank you very much for the warm hospitality, but we still have something to do, so I won't bother you, thank you again."

Then he walked towards the door without looking back, Chen Shuyao was dragged by him all the way, so he could only turn around and smile awkwardly while walking.

It wasn't until the door was closed that Chen Shuyao stared at the back of the head of the person in front of him: "What's the matter? Are Watson and the others in a hurry? In fact, if we get to know each other better, we can definitely bring him and Selena together..."

Before the words fell, Sherlock suddenly stopped.

"Why, what's the matter?" Chen Shuyao hurriedly walked around in front of Sherlock, only to see the 1.8 meter tall man in front of him frowning, his eyes were red, and he raised his hand to hold back his tears.

"...You, what's wrong with you? Talk." Terrified, Chen Shuyao hurriedly took out a tissue and handed it to Sherlock.

Sherlock took the napkin, looked at it, and seemed even more sad: "This thing can't wipe your mouth."

It turned out to be, I ate a meal, it was too spicy...

"There is a supermarket downstairs, I'll buy water for you." Chen Shuyao dragged Sherlock and ran downstairs.

So, a few minutes later, all the people on the street and at the gate of the community were lucky enough to see a performance—drinking half a box of ice water on the streets of BC.

Half an hour later, Watson was lying on the balcony scolding Sherlock and Chen Shuyao, regardless of his and Selena's life and death, when he saw two familiar figures downstairs, being chased by a group of people.

"Oh my god, it must have caused some unnecessary trouble." Watson said, took his coat and ran to the door.

Selena had just walked out of the bathroom after taking a shower, and Watson also walked to the gate.

"Hey, it's so late, where are you going?"

"I saw Sherlock being chased by a group of people downstairs. I was afraid that something bad would happen. I wanted to go and have a look. You are waiting for me to come back here." After finishing speaking, Watson opened the door and walked out.

Selena came to her senses and hurriedly opened the door: "No, you'd better not go!"

However, the hallway was empty.

A few minutes later, Watson chased out from the back door of the hotel, and met Sherlock and Chen Shuyao who had fled back.

Watson frowned and looked at the two: "What's going on? Why do you still have enemies in China?"

Chen Shuyao took a rough breath and pointed behind him: "It's too late to explain, let's go in and talk about it."

As soon as the voice fell, an exclamation came from not far behind.

"Isn't that Martin Freeman?"

Then the discussion was noisy and gradually approached.

"Sherlock and Watson are all together!"

"It seems that the new season of Sherlock is really going to start filming in China!"

……

Watson frowned and looked at the crowd who were running up the smoke not far away: "What are they talking about? They seem very excited..."

Before he finished speaking, Sherlock turned around and pushed him into the house.Chen Shuyao ran up the steps, turned around and pushed the doorknob with both hands, and closed the door.Almost at the same time, Sherlock leaned over and locked the glass door on one side.

"You and Watson go first, they are not a threat to me."

"Aren't you very strong? This skill can't be wasted." Sherlock pointed to a doorknob, "Remove it and squeeze it into the other side, can it be done? Or you can tie them, if you can But no matter what you do, you have to move quickly, someone has already moved to the main entrance."

"...Let me try." Chen Shuyao said, and easily pulled off one side of the doorknob, and fastened a buckle on the other side of the doorknob.

Through a layer of glass, the people outside the door who were struggling to push the door became quiet in an instant.

"Let's go." Chen Shuyao turned around and walked indifferently between Sherlock and Watson.

Watson followed Chen Shuyao's head and blinked his eyes: "What did you give her? Dali|Vajra pill?"

"Dear John, I don't know where you heard this, but it's obviously not the literal effect you thought." Sherlock frowned and ran towards the elevator.

"Where did I hear it?" Watson followed while thinking. Just as he ran to the elevator, he suddenly realized, "Oh", and turned to look at Sherlock beside him, "I remember, I Today, when I passed under the bridge with Selena, I saw someone selling it, and Selena translated it to me. This is the name."

Sherlock returned a meaningful smile: "What a coincidence, I seem to have seen someone selling blue pills under the bridge."

"Blue pill?" As soon as the words fell, Watson understood.

"It seems that you understand, but I think it's better to go to a regular pharmacy if you need it." Sherlock frowned, turned around, and the elevator door just opened, and he was the first to step in.

Watson gritted his molars facing Sherlock's back and said, "You are the one who needs it!"

Chen Shuyao walked into the elevator and pressed the door open button: "Although I don't know what you are arguing about, it is obvious that we should leave."

"...You two are talking more and more alike." Watson had just stepped into the elevator when he heard noise coming towards the elevator hall.

Chen Shuyao pressed the 16th floor, quickly pressed the door close button, and finally closed the elevator door before the noise came.

"Let's get to this floor and go down two flights of stairs."

Sherlock nodded in satisfaction, and brushed her long hair: "Sure enough, if you are with someone with a high IQ, your IQ will also develop in a good direction."

Chen Shuyao raised her eyes to look at Sherlock's hand on top of her head, her eyes narrowed into a line: "Be careful of becoming Popeye's spinach."

"Popeye?" Sherlock frowned and blinked.

"You don't need to know who he is, you just need to know that his spinach is used to replenish energy in his stomach." Chen Shuyao raised his eyebrows, pressed N floors one after another, and then walked out of the elevator door .

"If this is the case, I think you are more suitable to be Olivo." Before walking out, Watson turned back and winked at Sherlock, "A troublesome girlfriend who needs to be rescued every day."

Sherlock was stunned for a moment: "So what kind of boring TV series is this, spreading the anti-reality principle?"

After finally escaping the crazy pursuit of fans, Chen Shuyao sat down on the edge of the bed, relaxed a little, and then fell down on the bed.

"I'm really exhausted today, and I haven't been idle from the beginning to the end. If it were changed to reality, I'm afraid I'd have to die for a month to recover my strength."

"Then would you like to try eating spinach?"

Before she could react, she saw Sherlock suddenly lying beside her, she looked sideways, and the latter also turned his head to look at her.When the eyes were intertwined, the corner of the latter's mouth curled up, and he suddenly stuck out his tongue.

"Is the tongue spicy when you try the spinach?"

The author has something to say: I also love the spinach tongue...