[Comprehensive] How to pretend to be a victim?

In the photo, Chen Shuyao was supposed to be seated, sitting a beautiful woman with a bumpy figure and a melon-shaped face.Leaving nothing else aside, with such a big breast, it is absolutely impossible to be her!

Chen Shuyao silently glanced at her chest, it was actually one cup bigger than her now.

"What's wrong with this photo?" Chen Jinrong walked over and glanced at the person Chen Shuyao pointed at, "Oh, this is my daughter, Chen Shuyao."

"..." Chen Shuyao was terribly stunned when she heard the words, and seeing that Chen Jinrong didn't look like she was joking, she looked at the person in the photo again.

When she was in a daze, she heard Sherlock chuckle and leaned into her ear: "So you always wanted to be like this."

Chen Shuyao's face turned red immediately: "Shut up, Sherlock."

"Mom, I'm back."

In an instant, the three of them cast their gazes towards the door, and saw a fair-skinned, beautiful, long-legged man standing at the door, holding a bag of soy milk in his hand.

Standing face to face with an evolved self, it feels very strange... Where is this Chen Shuyao, she is a complete stranger at all, how dissatisfied is she with her original self?

Evolution Chen also looked dazed when she saw the two, but soon her eyes were firmly fixed on Sherlock beside Chen Shuyao, and she covered her mouth in surprise.

"My god, I'm not dreaming! Juanfu! No, no, it's BC!" Evolution Chen ran towards Sherlock with straight eyes, but when he approached, Chen Shuyao stretched out his arms and pushed him one meter away .

"You are?" Evolution Chen looked Chen Shuyao up and down, "BC's new girlfriend? It shouldn't be. I watch entertainment news every day, but I haven't heard that he has a new girlfriend."

Sherlock frowned and looked at Evolving Chen, silently leaned into Chen Shuyao's ear, and asked softly, "BC is the actor playing me?"

"Don't talk yet, I'm busy." Chen Shuyao let go of Chen, but the smell of old altar vinegar still lingered on her brows, "He's not BC, I'm his girlfriend, so please leave my boyfriend farther away."

"Don't lie, how can I admit my mistake?" Evolution Chen tried to get close to Sherlock around the bend, but was blocked by Chen Shuyao again, "The new season of "Sherlock" is going to come to China to shoot, come here to shoot the scene? "

"I said no, why are you so difficult? Even if you are a man who already has a girlfriend, you should keep a polite distance, shouldn't you?" Chen Shuyao raised her chin slightly, and it seemed to be written in bold on her forehead Four big characters - strangers do not enter.

A trace of calmness finally flashed across Chen's eyes, but she still pouted unwillingly. She glanced at Sherlock: "Is she really your girlfriend? If it's just a crazy suitor..."

Covering her mouth with her hand, she winked at Sherlock. "I might be able to get rid of her for you."

The black line on Chen Shuyao's face instantly dropped to the ground.

She never dreamed that one day she would snatch the lucky roll from herself!Is it okay to rob a boyfriend by yourself?In fact, if it was the real version of Chen Shuyao, she would not be afraid at all. She has an average appearance and a normal body, and that small person can be slapped away with a single slap, so there is no threat at all.However, the evolved version of Chen Shuyao has a slightly better appearance and figure than her, and seems to be very strong. In a real fight, it is not certain who will win!Why on earth would she set such a big obstacle for herself?

Sherlock couldn't help chuckling: "It really is Chen Shuyao."

Direct, bold, even crazy.

He still remembered that when Chen Shuyao saw him for the first time, she was only wrapped in a white sheet, and hugged him directly, saying that he would always be number one in her heart.

"She's not!" Chen Shuyao said, pulling Sherlock to pick up the fried cake and walking towards the door.

The real Chen Shuyao didn't have this kind of courage, let alone be so shameless.It is estimated that the evolution she set is too excellent, and she was spoiled in school, so she didn't even pay attention to her 24K genuine version.

Chen Jinrong scratched his head in embarrassment: "Uh, don't you leave after eating?"

No wonder this man felt familiar the first time he saw him. He turned out to be his daughter's idol, so is she going to help her daughter?

"Don't eat, thank you, auntie." Chen Shuyao twitched the corners of her mouth, her gaze caught a glimpse of Evolution Chen, she became cold for a moment, she turned around and was about to leave when she heard a familiar voice behind her.

"I think you may have been in China not long ago. I just made some sauced beef and dumplings yesterday. Would you like to try it?" Chen Jinrong rubbed his hands together and looked at the two anxiously.

I saw the person who was about to cross the threshold in a threatening manner, his feet stopped.

"Is it spicy?"

"Yes." The corners of Chen Jinrong's mouth slowly raised, "How do you know that our family can make spicy food? Generally, it is rare to make spicy food at home..."

"Then I'd rather be respectful than obedient, thank you, auntie." Chen Shuyao pulled Sherlock to Chen Jinrong, and smiled.

Of course I know, this is my home!

Sherlock looked sideways at the man who was about to sip his saliva, raised his brows slightly, and smiled faintly at the corner of his mouth: "Just like eating so much? Can you sell your soul for eating?"

"What is a soul? Can it be eaten?" Chen Shuyao put her head close to Sherlock's ear, covering her mouth with her hands, "You don't know, my mother cooks very delicious food, and my cooking skills are not even a third of hers. superior."

"Really? Then I'm really looking forward to it." Sherlock chuckled.

Evolution Chen pulled the stool and sat down, propped one hand on his chin, and looked at Sherlock pitifully: "You are all going to stay for dinner, let BC sign for me, is it okay?"

"Do not……"

"No problem." Sherlock held down Chen Shuyao, and hooked the corner of his mouth.

"I'm going, BC can actually speak Chinese! I must tell Xiaojie and the others about this gossip as soon as possible." As he spoke, he took out his mobile phone and twitched his thumb rapidly on the screen.

Sherlock glanced at Chen Shuyao, stood upright, and coughed twice: "Tell me, who else have you chased after except the BC she said?"

Chen Shuyao was startled, and her momentum weakened instantly: "I, I didn't, I'm innocent, okay? She's just a fictional character, don't compare her to me."

"You don't say a word, she is your virtual character. Except for some advantages that shouldn't be added to her, and her shortcomings are crossed out, she should basically be your true character."

"I just set her initial state, maybe she learned it badly the day after tomorrow?" Chen Shuyao glanced away and folded her arms, talking nonsense for herself in a serious manner, "As the saying goes, the master leads the door, and the cultivation depends on the individual. (Chinese) "

"Well, it makes sense. I see Chris Evans and Tom Hiddleston posted in the bedroom. She should learn from bad posts later."

"..." Chen Shuyao silently swallowed her saliva, her gaze averted, "Ah, yes. How do I know who those people are?"

She forgot that when she was 17 years old, she was the craziest time chasing stars.Sherlock didn't go into the house, the entire wall behind was covered with posters.

"En." Sherlock nodded, "Chris has pretty good muscles."

"That's right! Especially..." Chen Shuyao looked at Sherlock with an idiot on his face, and the next moment, the smile froze on his face, coughed twice, and glanced away, "Well, I misheard that, it sounded like Sherlock gone."

Sherlock narrowed his eyes and looked far away: "You are really not good at lying."

"I'm not lying, you have muscles too."

"I don't."

"..."

Why can't even the compliments bring back this pot of vinegar?

Evolution Chen raised his head from the phone screen: "What are you two chattering about? Since you can speak Chinese, let's speak Chinese, let's communicate together."

"You... English is not good?" Chen Shuyao frowned slightly.

Why didn't she erase this shortcoming when she set it up?

"The test scores are not low, just listening and speaking..." Evolution Chen shook his head and sighed.

Chen Shuyao really wanted to take a picture of her forehead.

She only thinks about getting high marks in the exam, but forgets about the proficiency in English under the exam-oriented education.

"Okay." Chen Jinrong brought out freshly cooked dumplings and placed them in the middle of the table, "The beef will be ready soon, you guys eat first."

"Thank you mom..."

With the same voice, Chen Shuyao was stunned when he saw that Evolution Chen and Chen Jinrong were both stunned, and added with a busy smile: "Auntie, auntie."

Then he lowered his head and pulled the stool over to sit down, helping Sherlock pull the stool away by the way.

Sherlock sat down next to her, his eyes seemed to wander around, but he said softly: "Don't forget how Watson was persuaded to accept that he is a virtual human, and it is cruel to let others think that he is not real. So you better control Shut your mouth, or I won't be able to help you."

"Understood." Chen Shuyao sighed lightly.

She really didn't expect that one day, she would have a mother who couldn't call her.

"Come on, sauced beef!" Chen Jinrong put the beef in front of Sherlock, turned his head to look at him, "Can you use chopsticks?"

"Yes, thank you." The corner of Sherlock's mouth curled slightly.

Then Chen Jinrong didn't even ask Chen Shuyao, just left, left!Mom, I am your own daughter!Chen Shuyao's heart bled three liters.

Evolution Chen just took two bites, and suddenly ran to the bedroom with chopsticks in his mouth. A few minutes later, he ran back with a small notebook and a pen, and put the pen in front of Sherlock.

"I have too many friends around me who like you, please sign more, please." Evolution Chen clasped his hands together and bowed.

Sherlock just smiled and didn't answer.

"Taste..." Chen Shuyao brought the sauced beef to Sherlock's mouth, and it took a long time to swallow the words that followed, "Auntie's sauced beef."

Sherlock sniffed, frowning slightly, but still opened his mouth.

As a result, as soon as he put it in his mouth, the strong spicy stimulus made his tongue hurt like a needle, so he quickly covered his mouth and looked around: "Water, water."

"Ah! I understand this sentence!" Evolution Chen hurriedly took the water glass and poured water and handed it to Sherlock. Sherlock just raised his eyes to pick it up. A loud bang came from outside the window.A light flashed in his eyes, he chewed a few mouthfuls and swallowed it casually, then got up quickly and walked towards the door.

Chen Shuyao hurriedly followed, and saw Sherlock standing in front of the door with his hand still on the doorknob, but he didn't open the door for a long time...

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