[Comprehensive] How to pretend to be a victim?

In the darkness, there was a "crash", and then the winter sun came in through the mist of the glass, staining the cheeks with warmth.

"Get up, get up, the sun is drying your ass!"

When Sherlock heard the words, he sat up halfway with his elbows, his brows were furrowed, his eyes barely opened a slit, and he was thrown into his arms.

Chen Shuyao wrapped her arms around Sherlock's neck, raised her head and blinked at him: "Come with me to buy breakfast, Juan Fu."

"Uh..." Sherlock wrapped his arms around her slender waist in a daze, and suddenly, as if the electricity was cut off, his head actually rested on her chest, and then he collapsed into her arms.

"Hey! Get up, don't be like this, it's so heavy." Chen Shuyao pressed the weight of her entire upper body to support her front. Clinging to her chest, and lightly stepping on the collarbone all the way, between the neck, his hands limp at the sides suddenly hugged her waist.

Unconsciously half of her body was numb, Chen Shuyao hurriedly pushed and shoved: "Don't make trouble, it's early in the morning and I haven't eaten yet."

"I'm afraid I won't be used to the breakfast here." Sherlock closed his eyes lightly and scratched his head indiscriminately.

"No, there is an alley near here, all of which are snacks. There are all kinds of breakfast, and you will definitely be able to buy something that suits your appetite..."

"I still want to eat what I used to eat."

"Okay, I'll buy it for you. There is an imported supermarket nearby, so you should be able to buy it. What do you want to eat?" Chen Shuyao waited for the answer very seriously, but the eyes of the person in front of her slowly moved down.

Chen Shuyao followed his gaze and saw her own chest, her eyes widened instantly, "Sherlock! You rascal!"

She bit her lower lip tightly, and pressed Sherlock's forehead with her index finger, and Sherlock leaned back: "You stay in the hotel alone and wait for the mold to get moldy. I'll go buy it myself, and I won't bring it to you!"

Just as he was about to get up, his wrist was pulled, and when he turned around to speak, he saw someone rubbing his eyes pitifully.

"A little jet lagged."

She forgot about it, she was excited to go home, she could stay up, but China has no special meaning to Sherlock.

Chen Shuyao's gaze softened instantly, and her voice was much gentler: "Then you sleep..."

"Kiss me."

"..."

"Charge." Before Chen Shuyao could react, Sherlock hooked her neck and blocked her lips, but moved away immediately, lifted the quilt by himself, and walked towards the bathroom, "Wait for me for 5 minutes. "

Chen Shuyao tilted her head to look at someone's tall back, the corners of her mouth slowly raised.

Falling in love with Sherlock was far smoother and happier than she imagined.At least for him, love is love, and not loving is not loving, and he won't make rounds.I really love her, every gesture of my hand is straight-forward pampering.She is really lucky in her life to be able to capture his heart.

The heavy snow was roughly as the weather forecast said, and it fell quietly all night.The traces of the wheels rolling in the middle of the street are clearly visible, and a thick layer of snow is piled on the branches of the trees on the street, and even the windward side of the trunk is covered with snow.It was too early, and the pavement above the shoulder hadn't had time to be cleaned.Step on it, making a creaking sound.

Chen Shuyao walked in front to lead the way, and saw that there was a mist not far ahead.

This should be it.Ashamed to say, she grew up so big, she could count the number of times she got up early on one hand, and it was always her mother's job to buy breakfast.So now to find it, you have to rely on intuition and smell.

"It's in front."

As soon as he finished speaking, he heard a familiar voice behind him.

"Shu Yao."

As soon as Chen Shuyao turned around, she was covered in snow from the branches above her head.She hurriedly brushed the snow off her neck, but her eyes inadvertently caught someone beside her laughing and struggling.

Okay, how did it suddenly fall so much snow?

While wondering, she lowered her eyes and finally saw the reason - Sherlock called to stop her, and then kicked the tree trunk hard!That footprint was clearly his big foot!

The most irritating thing was that after she found out about the bad things Sherlock had done, the latter became calmer, laughed outright, and even flinched a little.

Chen Shuyao picked a large ball of snow from the ground, held it firmly in his hand, walked towards Sherlock, and sneered twice: "Dare to have a snowball fight with me, I have been fighting since childhood."

"You need to be able to use your experience and skills. Compared with me, you don't have an advantage in all aspects of your body. In a real fight, your chances of winning will still be very low." Sherlock stepped forward and quickly grabbed her Holding Snowball's wrist, he wanted to pry it out, but saw a sly look in someone's eyes, and the other hand quickly flew up to grab Snowball and pin it around his neck.

At that moment, Chen Shuyao thought of a slogan in the advertisement - the heart is cool and the heart is flying.

Sherlock frowned and trembled, looked at the smug face, reached out and rubbed her bangs: "Satisfied now?"

"You... let me?" Chen Shuyao looked at Sherlock suspiciously.

"Otherwise?" Sherlock put one hand on her forehead, walked back a few steps until his arm straightened, "Do you think you have a chance to touch me?"

"...You are a man, it's not fair, I won't play with you anymore." Chen Shuyao glanced at him, opened his hand, walked straight past him, and walked towards the alley.

Breakfast stalls are spread out on both sides of the alley, one street after another, extending to the end.The hot air, with its aroma, fluctuates in intensity and intensification with the erratic cold wind, making it even more seductive.As soon as she reached the entrance of the alley, Chen Shuyao seemed to have filled up #100 of gasoline, and she wanted to rush in quickly.She pulled Sherlock and looked back at the various stalls, as if looking for something.

Finally, she stopped in front of a frying pan, and she sniffed it carefully, with a smile growing on the corner of her mouth.

"This is the one!" Chen Shuyao pointed to the sign of "Heji Fried Cake" and turned to look at Sherlock, "His fried cake has accompanied me through the three years of devilish days in high school."

The corner of Sherlock's mouth slightly raised: "Buy more if you like it."

"Okay!" Chen Shuyao turned around with a happy face.

"Boss, bring me 6 fried cakes."

Chen Shuyao froze for a moment when the unanimous Chinese came to her ears, her heart was beating fast, she turned her head slowly, and saw a familiar figure standing beside her, her eyes became warmer, she wanted to say too much, but she couldn't help it. Throat, huffing is not.

Seeing this, Sherlock also followed her gaze.

It was a middle-aged woman who was not too tall, with neat short hair, fair skin, and oriental charm in her eyebrows and eyes. She could not be called stunning, but she was still eye-catching when she was young.

Judging from Shuyao's reaction, this must be her mother.He couldn't help thinking, would the real Shuyao look like her?

"This little foreign girl speaks Chinese very fluently, with a taste of the Northeast." The old man looked at Chen Shuyao with a smile.

Chen Shuyao came back to her senses upon hearing the words, and smiled a little embarrassedly: "Ah, me, I studied in a university in the Northeast."

"Girl, then you've come to the right place. His family's fried cake is like this in several streets around here." Chen Jinrong smiled and gave a thumbs up.

"Ah, yes, I also came here after hearing from my classmates." Chen Shuyao chuckled, but his eyes couldn't move away from Chen Jinrong's face.

Sherlock hooked Chen Shuyao's shoulders, and the corners of his mouth slightly curled up: "Auntie, our school is far away, and the food will be cold after we buy it. It may be snowing later, so it will be inconvenient. Can I go to your place for a meeting?"

Chen Shuyao couldn't help looking at the people around him in surprise.

As expected of a Chinese son-in-law, this Chinese is very standard!The most amazing thing is that she can actually apply what she has learned and help her say what she can't say.

"Ah, yes, yes." Although Chen Jinrong was a little surprised, he agreed.

It was just that the three of them carried the fried fried cakes and walked towards the old community along the familiar path.

Halfway there, Chen Shuyao finally calmed down and said, "Auntie, is your family a boy or a girl?"

"It's a girl." Chen Jinrong smiled, and opened the creaking wooden door, "Be careful, the corridor is dark."

"Hey." Chen Shuyao looked at Chen Jinrong's back with a smile on his lips.

Thank her subconscious for leaving the old house behind, leaving a mark on where she once lived.

It's nice to see it still.In this way, she can still see her parents without going back to reality, so she has nothing to worry about.

Going up to the third floor, Chen Jinrong opened the door and smiled embarrassedly: "The family is very small."

"Young talent is so sweet." Chen Shuyao walked in, looking around, focusing on every detail.

Exactly the same as she was in high school.

Sherlock followed behind her, walked to the photo hanging on the wall, stopped, his eyes became darker and darker.

"I'm planning to change to a bigger house, but it's still being renovated."

"Is it...?" Chen Shuyao turned around and looked at Chen Jinrong, "Where are you moving?"

"Over there in Jincheng." Speaking of this, the smile lines on the corners of Chen Jinrong's mouth deepened, and his face was full of happiness.

Chen Shuyao was terribly stunned upon hearing this.

At the end of 2012, Chen Zeyi went abroad on a business trip to help the company negotiate cooperation, saying that if the negotiation came to fruition, he would earn enough money to buy a suite for Chen Jinrong in Jincheng.It's just that an accident happened on the return trip, and instead of improving the conditions at home, they fell to the bottom.

so……

She breathed a sigh of relief, but the corners of her mouth slowly raised.

Chen Shuyao, even if you have a conscience, you still remember this matter.Although everything here is fictitious, even here, it is good to be able to make up for this regret once I wish.Isn't this exactly the meaning of the game's existence?

"That's great." Chen Shuyao smiled, looked back and saw that Sherlock was fascinated by the photo, and walked over, "What are you looking at?"

"This photo...is very strange." Sherlock frowned slightly, pointed at the person above, and whispered in her ear, "In this family photo, there are three women and a man sitting on both sides of the old man, who are only in their teens. It looks like you are on the same level as you."

"So?" Chen Shuyao looked casually.

She remembered this photo, it was just an ordinary family portrait, what's so strange about it?

"According to your description, Chen Shuyao should have a baby face, a white and thin short man with a big flat chest." Sherlock turned his head to look at her, "Which one is you?"

"Cut." Chen Shuyao directly pointed at one of the girls: "It's not this..."

"Oh, shit... (Chinese)"

Who the fuck is this?

The author has something to say: I wish everyone a happy Valentine's Day. The day after tomorrow, this article will be v, and the update will be advanced to the early morning of the day. There will be red envelopes for commenting on chapter v within two days after v, I love you~

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Chen Shuyao, Selena, and Sherlock are talking to the Chinese, in Chinese.Watson can't speak Chinese, and all English will be marked where necessary.Most of them are in Chinese or English, depending on the context. (All of the above will be written in Chinese)

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Being able to see my parents is actually the beginning of being funny, not hard, so please rest assured, I won’t abuse you, and you can see the name of the paper~

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