[Comprehensive] How to pretend to be a victim?

"Mr. Holmes, why do you have such an amazing talent for murder?"

"Mr. Holmes, can you teach us how to distinguish the bad from the good?"

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A group of little girls surrounded Sherlock like offering a |big|Buddha|, asking questions in a hurry.

"Sorry, ladies, today's fan meeting must ask questions according to the regulations." Watson pinched the small notebook and marked the name on it with a pen, "Uh, Emma, ​​you should ask first. .”

Emma's whole body seemed to be beaten with chicken blood: "Mr. Holmes, no no, can I call you Sherlock?"

Just as Sherlock was about to answer, he caught a glimpse of the man in pajamas at the door of the bedroom from the corner of his eye, and the corner of his mouth slightly curled up: "Of course."

"Wow! I'm so excited, Sherlock, I just want to ask, what is your criteria for choosing a mate?"

Chen Shuyao, who was outside the crowd, stared closely at Sherlock's eyes, bit her lower lip tightly, and picked the buttons of her clothes.

"It's actually very simple..."

Watson covered his mouth and coughed twice, and Sherlock looked away.

"I actually like the smaller ones."

Chen Shuyao's eyes lit up when she heard the words, isn't that her in reality?Assuming he has eyes...

"However, what I mean by petite is not what you think." Sherlock shook his index finger, "Everyone should not be tall, but there should be places where it should be. It would be best if the face looks like a devil."

Emma frowned: "Excuse me, like a devil?"

"Yes, there is a word for it, oh yes, it's called flirtatious|yan. That is to say, I hope that my future girlfriend can be a sexy|sexy|girl|girl who is a little smaller."

The button snapped open with a "snap", and Chen Shuyao held it tightly in his hand.

fart!Isn't that what you want from Sonny, but you want Chen Shuyao's model?Why is he so greedy?Why not go to heaven?

Watson secretly glanced at Chen Shuyao in the distance, said "ok" to his side, and coughed twice: "Next, Scarlett."

"It's my turn, it's my turn!" Scarlett flicked her hair, "Sherlock, when do you plan to get married?"

"Marriage..." Sherlock frowned and scratched his forehead, "Sorry, there are no plans for this yet."

Excuseme?Have no plans yet?Then the marriage proposal you mentioned before was just a joke to her?

A button burst open with a "snap", and was tightly held by Chen Shuyao.

"Yeah, how could our great Mr. Detective be willing to be tied up by marriage?"

For a moment, all eyes were cast on Chen Shuyao who approached the crowd with arms folded. At the same time, her appearance also aroused great discussion among the crowd.

"Who is this? Why are you here in pajamas?"

"It's so slovenly, how can a girl be like this..."

"Could it be Sherlock's younger sister? If so, Sherlock's younger sister doesn't look very good..."

"Have you finished discussing?" Chen Shuyao glanced over everyone's face, and finally landed on Sherlock's face, with a somewhat aggressive tone, "Don't guess, I am actually Sherlock's..."

Sherlock looked at the girls and raised the corner of his mouth slightly: "Nanny."

Hearing this, Chen Shuyao looked at Sherlock in disbelief, biting his back molars and pulling off another button.

Nanny, right?Then I have to do my best as a nanny!

The latter actually responded with an expression of agreement.

Then the two seemed to exchange a lot of information with their eyes.

Don't regret it!

I never do anything I regret.

very good!Great!great!

Chen Shuyao angrily turned around and walked towards the bedroom, and then the sound of the door slamming echoed in the living room.

The crowd began to whisper again.

"What's the matter with this man?"

"Why is the nanny still so angry?"

"Okay, okay, our time is limited, let's continue to ask questions." Watson covered his face with his notebook and winked at Sherlock a few times.

Did you play a bit too much?With Shuyao's temper, the two of them were already at odds, but this time, it's not impossible to play it off and ignore Sherlock again.

And Sherlock replied with a "don't worry, I have my own measure" expression.

A few minutes later... In the lively chatting crowd in the living room, a Chen Shuyao wearing a black low-cut miniskirt maid|maid's outfit, knee-high white stockings, and a black sky-high girl was squeezed in, carrying a vacuum cleaner.

"I'm sorry, let me out, let me out. Don't let the vacuum cleaner stain your clothes." Chen Shuyao squeezed away the person who was chatting with Sherlock, leaned over to plug in the power, and when she turned around, her gaze just met someone's gaze , she turned around indifferently and started her cleaning journey.Pick girls to suck on their feet, forcing them to keep changing positions.

Watson unconsciously frowned and blocked one ear, and shouted, "Let's continue, Mia."

"Who?"

"I say, Mia!" Watson raised his voice again.

The girls on the outermost floor frowned and walked towards the door: "Forget it, it's too noisy."

Seeing this, Chen Shuyao pulled out the switch, picked up the vacuum cleaner and walked towards the bathroom as if nothing had happened.

"Sherlock, is your family still short of maid|servants?" Emma glanced at Chen Shuyao's back, "Like this, I can do it too. Why do you have to use someone with a bad temper?"

Watson silently broke into a cold sweat for the girl.

Of course I have a bad temper!If you see your boyfriend chatting with a bunch of women like this, you won't be in a good mood either.

"No, thank you." Sherlock's expression was unnatural, and he didn't even bother to smile.

Hearing the sound of the door opening, Chen Shuyao straightened her maid's hat as if nothing had happened, walked around the crowd nonchalantly with her head held high, and walked into the kitchen.Coupled with Sherlock's eyes following almost all the way, Watson felt that he was finished.

It is very likely that they have been turned over by Chen Shuyao.

Then, the harsh sound of chopping vegetables was heard from the kitchen. Now, several girls left, only three or two brave ones were still holding on.

"This is the end." Sherlock narrowed his eyes slightly, put down his crossed legs, stood up and walked towards the kitchen.The girls were about to catch up when they were stopped by Watson.

"Haven't you noticed it yet?" Watson rubbed his brows and pointed to the door, "Everyone, please go back."

After sending off the last fans, Watson also escaped secretly.Only Chen Shuyao and Sherlock were left on the second floor.

Chen Shuyao chopped the carrot until she heard the sound of footsteps, but her eyes did not move: "My dear master, the kitchen is not a place where you can come, you should hurry up and chat with your fans, expand Go to the harem market."

"Are you jealous?"

"Haha, how interesting? I'm a nanny, how can I be jealous?" Chen Shuyao rolled her eyes.

Sensing that Sherlock was still approaching, Chen Shuyao suddenly turned around, holding up a kitchen knife: "I warn you, don't come over, or I will sue you for trying to rape Nanny J."

As soon as the words fell, the knife in her hand fell into the vegetable sink, making a crisp sound.

Chen Shuyao glanced at the hand on her wrist: "Are you fast?"

"So-so." Sherlock approached, put his other hand on her waist, and looked at her condescendingly from close at hand, "Do you know what's so great about me?"

"I, I don't care what's so great about you? Is it related to me?"

Chen Shuyao's toughness completely collapsed when she wanted to break free, but Sherlock pressed his hand on his waist belt.

"Hey!" She hurriedly looked out the window, her voice was very soft, "Don't play|rogue here!"

"Why not?" Sherlock frowned, "This seems to be the only place we haven't tried yet."

Chen Shuyao was stunned for a while, and when his mind was confused, he became incoherent: "Who, who would want to be in a place like the kitchen..."

"I."

"...be careful and I will sue you|J!"

"The law only talks about evidence, given the familiarity between you and me." Sherlock leaned into her ear, "I am going to leave you with sufficient evidence."

Then, without waiting for her to respond, he pressed the back of her head, covered her lips, and pulled down the blinds with the other hand.

"Hmm...%￥...￥&" Chen Shuyao tried to push him away, but was picked up and placed on the cabinet instead.

At a certain moment, Sherlock let go of the already lifeless man's lips: "What were you talking about just now? I didn't hear clearly."

Chen Shuyao rolled his eyes at him: "I said, you... um."

Her eyes widened suddenly, and a "heavy" fist hung on his chest.

Just now, he deliberately held a fan meeting to anger her, but now he is still playing tricks on her!This man is terrible!

Sherlock suddenly hooked her |knee|knee|back|bend forcefully, and the other hand instantly|snapped|down|down|her collar, buried his head in kissing the breast|bun|bun, and when she became more and more addicted, he stopped suddenly. He stopped, raised his eyes to look at her, and raised his eyebrows.

"Do not want?"

"..."

"Don't forget it." After saying that, Sherlock actually let go of her, and slowly buttoned up his jacket, as if he really wanted to withdraw soldiers.

Chen Shuyao looked down at herself, who was already full of little strawberries, bit her lower lip silently, her cheeks were several times redder than when they were in close contact just now.

It's shameful to be called to stop halfway like this.Dead Sherlock, didn't she just say that she might leave?Isn't it just ignoring him for two nights?He deliberately embarrassed her.

Just as he didn't know what to do, his waist was suddenly hugged. At the same time, it seemed that a car suddenly passed through the tunnel and reached the other side.

"Hey! You..." Chen Shuyao panicked.

"About the matter of the night before last, since you are very conflicted, let me help you make a choice." Sherlock tilted his head and nibbled on her neck, "If we have the little curly blessing, you can stay, otherwise, You go. By the way, I have always been very confident in myself. "

Chen Shuyao hugged his neck tightly, and a smile appeared on the corner of her mouth unconsciously.

"Then let the horse come over, who is afraid of whom?"

The corner of Sherlock's mouth hooked: "I will make you afraid of me."

The author has something to say: Volume: What is the name of the son or daughter in the future?

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