[Comprehensive] How to pretend to be a victim?

Early in the morning, the crackling sound of computer keyboards came from the living room.

Sherlock pushed open the bedroom door and was about to go around to the kitchen, but stopped halfway and turned his head to look at Watson who was sitting in front of the computer.

"So you're sitting here with a sad face early in the morning, why? Where's your Anna and that little devil?"

"Divided." Watson glanced at Sherlock and continued typing.

"Oh, what a pity. The girl is not bad..."

When Watson heard the words, his eyes suddenly lit up: "You think so too, don't you? But..."

"Except for habitual cheating, liking for novelty, and inconsistency, it's perfect." Sherlock turned around and walked towards the kitchen with a twitch of his mouth.

Watson pushed the computer and looked sideways at the kitchen: "Sherlock, is it interesting for you to be so cynical?"

"To be honest, is it cynicism? Your brain circuit is really different." Sherlock tapped his index finger on the table, "By the way, if I remember correctly, there seems to be no case to write to you recently. So you Why? Write about my love experience?"

"I'm just answering letters from your crazy fans, oh my god, do you think I'm trying to answer 'Sherlock, I love you' or 'Sherlock, you're the greatest man in the world' in the morning A letter without nutrition?" Watson pointed at Sherlock, with a smirk: "But you reminded me, maybe I can write a blog about your love, maybe I don't have to deal with these crazy emails .”

Sherlock walked to the table with two cups of coffee and sat down, and pushed one of them in front of Watson: "I don't think you should do this, if you don't want K to send a bomb|bomb|plane|bomb|Pin Baker Street tomorrow if."

"It seems that you have nothing to do with yourself at all. Are you afraid that Shuyao will be snatched away?" Watson glanced at him, then looked at the coffee cup, "Why are you so kind today? Did you not take laxatives?"

"Oh well, I admit that I'm not a good person, but I swear there's absolutely nothing wrong with this cup of coffee, okay?" Sherlock raised three fingers in a dignified manner.

Watson picked up the coffee and took a sip, then leaned back into the chair and looked up at Sherlock: "You do things with bad intentions or profit. Tell me, what's the problem this time?"

"No problem." Sherlock chuckled, drank the coffee in one gulp, turned on the laptop, pressed the switch, then leaned back in the chair with his hands crossed, playing with his thumbs, and glanced at Watson inadvertently.At a certain moment, he was meeting the gaze of someone who suddenly raised his eyes.

"Ha! You peeked at me! You still don't admit there is a problem?" Watson pointed at him.

"Well, if you have to say yes, then I'll ask you." Sherlock leaned forward slightly, staring at him, "Have you ever thought about living a life without me?"

"Oh, how interesting. Could it be that two big men will live together?" Watson shook his head helplessly, but then he leaned over again with a tense expression, "Did you suffer from some terminal illness?"

Sherlock was stunned for a few seconds: "Oh, of course not."

"Does Mycroft know?"

"I said no!"

"Oh, then you can do whatever you want, who will care about you?" Watson said, and plunged into his mail again.

Sherlock's eyes slowly retracted from Watson's face and landed on the computer screen, but they were still empty.

hours ago...

"If that's the case, I'm willing to let you go back."

Because of this sentence, Chen Shuyao slept with her back to him all night, and never said a word.It's a bad feeling to sleep on the same bed as a stranger, but he can't understand why she is so angry?

When she said those words, didn't she mean that she wanted to go home very much, did she say that she wanted to leave him first?

After hesitating for a moment, Sherlock opened the browser and tapped rapidly on the keyboard.A sentence fell on the screen—the reason why the woman was angry.

As soon as his eyes fell on the word "care", he stretched out his hand to grab the coffee cup. As soon as he touched the coffee cup, he realized that it was gone. He retracted his finger and accidentally brought it to the coffee cup. The coffee cup was about to fall to the floor , he hurriedly reached out to pick it up, but the coffee cup stopped two centimeters above his palm.He frowned unconsciously, and when he sat up straight, he saw Watson staring at the computer with a frown, motionless, and the hands of the clock on the wall had also stopped.

"Actually, there is no other solution."

Sherlock followed the sound and saw a young man leaning against the door, and at that time, the latter was also looking at him.

"Who are you?" Sherlock narrowed his eyes slightly.

"Have you ever heard of a game NPC?" Yu Hang coughed twice, pointing at himself, "Actually, you don't have to be so hostile to me, at least I must be a good person."

"NPC...you can manipulate time?" Sherlock narrowed his eyes slightly, then widened them suddenly, pointing at Watson: "You can make him stop, what about me?"

"Same thing if I want to."

A hint of displeasure suddenly flashed in Sherlock's eyes: "Where is Shuyao?"

Yu Hang was startled: "She can't."

"Why is she different?" Sherlock narrowed his eyes slightly, as if he wanted to see through him.

"Because she doesn't belong here...you, why are you looking at me like that?" Yu Hang swallowed silently, and after realizing something, he quickly raised the corners of his mouth and waved his hands, "I don't care about her at all." No."

"When people are lying, their foreheads sweat, their eyes dodge unconsciously, their heart beats faster, and even..." Sherlock's eyes flicked from Yu Hang's forehead, eyes, and chest one by one, and finally landed on his legs, "Even Trembling."

Yu Hang thought that he didn't show any abnormality at all, but after Sherlock said it, he seemed to have all the reactions one by one!

"No, listen to my explanation..."

Sherlock pointed at the door with a serious expression: "You can go out now, you are not welcome on Baker Street."

"Oh, good." After saying that, Yu Hang turned around and was about to open the door, but suddenly realized a problem.

We haven't said anything yet!

"I'm here to tell you..."

"I'm a game character." Sherlock reached out and waved his hand in front of Watson, "So is he."

Chen Shuyao said that she doesn't belong here, this yellow-haired boy NPC can control them, but not Chen Shuyao, so there is only one possibility.He, Watson, everything here, except Shuyao, is virtual, a game.

Yu Hang was stunned for a while: "That's true. I think Shuyao only said that she has supernatural powers, and didn't mention games at all. Maybe she was afraid that you would be disappointed if you knew the truth."

Sherlock glanced at him: "Chen Shuyao."

"Oh, yes, yes, Chen, Shuyao." Yu Hang swallowed, "She is a player, and you are a character in the game, but this does not prevent you from being together."

"She's leaving." Sherlock lowered his eyes slightly.

"Oh my God, I really give in to you stubborn people." Yu Hang sighed and walked to Sherlock, "What she said means that she is very conflicted and wants to stay with you, but she has to take care of you." What about her family, if she wants to leave, she won't let you go. If she just wants to leave, is she still entangled with you for an O3?"

Sherlock looked sideways at him when he heard the words, doubtful.

"Also, you have to pay attention to your skills in coaxing women. Sometimes, just one sentence can achieve twice the result with half the effort..." Yu Hangzheng said with relish, and when he raised his eyes, he saw someone's gaze was wrong.

"Are you very experienced?"

"No, no, no way." Yu Hang smiled awkwardly, "I came today to ask you about whether she will leave or stay in the end, what do you think?"

Sherlock's eyes became darker and darker. Before he could answer, he saw that the expression of the person in front of him was suddenly wrong, and then the front of him was empty for an instant, and the sound of a coffee cup falling behind him was heard.He watched Chen Shuyao push the door and come out with sideways eyes, but after seeing each other, she quickly retracted, opened the bathroom door and walked in.

"Oh my god, why is it so good, the coffee cup will fall on the floor?" Watson frowned and looked at the debris on the ground, raised his eyes and accidentally saw the search on the computer, then turned to look at Sherlock, his voice became very soft , "Sherlock, did you quarrel?"

"No." Sherlock was still staring at the door of the bathroom, feeling a icy coldness in his palm, he flicked his palm away, saw a string of numbers flashed in his palm, and then disappeared again, he glanced at Watson, and silently clenched his palm .

"Woman, she is the weirdest animal in the world. She said she was fine, but she was just angry. She said she wanted to leave, but she actually wanted you to stay..."

"What did you just say?" Sherlock frowned.

"I want you to keep me, what's the matter?" Watson looked bewildered.

Sherlock's eyes were still empty, but the corners of his mouth slowly raised: "I need your help, John."

Watson frowned slightly: "What?"

Early the next morning, Chen Shuyao was woken up by the noise in the living room. She turned over and didn't see Sherlock, and her irritability went up to another level.

In fact, she understood that Sherlock was doing it for her own good and didn't want her to be in trouble.But when she heard that he was willing to withdraw, she felt uncomfortable in all kinds of ways, and felt awkward from the bottom of her heart!He even doubted her position in his heart.

Wait, when did she become so hairy?Could it be Aunt Syndrome?

While she was wondering, she suddenly heard Sherlock's laughter faintly outside the door, and she jumped up from the bed almost immediately, lifted the quilt and got out of bed.As a result, when she opened the bedroom door, she was dumbfounded.

There are many young and beautiful girls standing in the living room, and each of them is more sexy and more seductive than her.Chen Shuyao clenched her lower lip silently. Just as she was feeling anxious, she saw that it wasn't Sherlock who was surrounded by them?

The author has something to say: Notice: I have to travel temporarily, and the update will be adjusted as follows in the next few days. Updates will be made on the 11th and 13th (the next four days will be updated every other day), and the daily update will resume on the 14th.

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Juan: Who is that yellow hair?

Chen (rolling eyes): I don't know any yellow hair, but I can see a room full of little girls, hey, this beauty...

Roll: Hey, Lestrade, there's another case, isn't it?

Chen: The phone is held upside down!

Blame Lei: Why is the nose itchy?