[Comprehensive] How to pretend to be a victim?

The first day of Curly Fu classroom:

"Before the 20th century, it was never suggested that the universe was expanding or contracting, which interestingly reflects the climate of thought at the time. It was generally believed that the universe had existed in an unchanging state for an infinite period of time. ..."

At a certain moment, Sherlock raised his head and saw someone lying on the table, already falling asleep.Reluctantly, he took one of the countless balls of paper in front of him and threw it, hitting someone on the back of the head.Seeing her open her eyes suddenly, she wiped the drool from the corners of her mouth with a tissue and sat up.Yawning sleepily, he silently flipped through the pages of notes, pointing to the words written on it with his index finger.

Sherlock's eyes fell on the book again: "It was created in the finite past more or less as we see it today..."

Chen Shuyao stretched her waist: "Well, in the past, in the past."

Seeing how much she had suffered, he chuckled unconsciously, and threw a ball of paper over. When she saw it, his expression returned to seriousness: "Be serious, knowledge is serious."

"I'm serious!" Chen Shuyao pursed her lips, rolled her eyes, leaned over to pick up the balls of paper on the ground, and threw them back one by one when she wasn't prepared.However, Sherlock reacted quickly and blocked it with a book.Someone in a state of desperation picked up a large pile of paper balls, walked around the table and walked in front of him.

"Hey, Sherlock."

As soon as he let go of his fingers, Sherlock held the book above his head.One side of Chen Shuyao's mouth curled up slightly, and he quickly picked up a ball of paper and threw it towards his nose.Seeing him close his eyes subconsciously, Chen Shuyao couldn't help laughing, and pointed at him.

"Ha, you too will have a day!"

Sherlock looked sideways, with deep eyes: "get out of class is over."

Then he picked up a ball of paper and threw it at her face.

"It's endless, isn't it?" Chen Shuyao picked up the paper balls hanging from her hair, rolled up her sleeves aggressively, and quickly hugged most of the paper balls in her arms, raising her eyebrows: "Let the horse come over, I'm afraid of you !"

Sherlock stood up and stared at her with lowered eyes: "You are not in compliance with the rules. If the two sides exchange fire, the ammunition should be shared equally."

"But ladies first, is it because you didn't grab it yourself, blame me?" Chen Shuyao took a step back vigilantly, not wanting Sherlock to grab her wrist suddenly, and the paper balls fell all over the ground in an instant.

The two simply fought on the spot.

As a result, Mrs. Hudson and Watson, who were chatting downstairs, could hear the sound of frolicking upstairs.

"Hey! Detective Sherlock Holmes, you're playing tricks!"

"Everything within this circle is my territory."

"Ha! You secretly erased the three|eight| lines!"

The two looked at each other and smiled, and Mrs. Hudson shook her head invisibly.

"London will soon have one less bachelor."

"There will be one less crazy consulting detective." Watson twitched his lips, turned and walked towards the door.

"Where are you going, John?"

"Go and solve your single problem," Watson said, and went out to close the door.

After half an hour...

Sherlock sat leaning against the table, holding the book in one hand, as if all his attention was on the book, and continued to read his book.

"Part of the reason may be that people tend to believe in eternal truths..."

The other hand regularly took off the paper balls on someone's head one by one, and the latter's eyes were dull, he shook his head violently, parted his lower lip, and blew his bangs.

The second day of the curly blessing class:

"Second Law of Thermodynamics, the degree of disorder or entropy in any closed system always increases with time..."

Sherlock looked sideways and saw someone lying on the table, scratching on the notebook with great interest.

"In other words, it's a form of Murphy's Law: things always tend to get worse and worse." Sherlock walked around behind her softly, his eyes fell on her original villain, and his brows frowned slightly: "This is... ...Me? Is my nose that big?"

"Comics are different from portraits. Certain features can be exaggerated to highlight certain features, which will be easier to recognize and very joyful." Chen Shuyao stood up holding the drawing book, pointed at the villain on it with the tip of the pen, and looked at Sherlock with the corner of her mouth One tick, "Don't you think it looks special?"

As soon as he finished speaking, he was hit on the head by the book.

"Hiss." Chen Shuyao frowned and rubbed, "It's too cruel."

"There is an idiom in China that calls the stupid bird to fly first. (Chinese) With your current speed and seriousness, are you going to bring the English-Chinese dictionary into the coffin?"

"There are still things in China, combining work and rest and caring for the sweet and cherishing the jade. (Chinese)" Chen Shuyao glanced at him, and whispered, "Why don't you say that you should study hard. (Chinese)"

"Absurd words. (Chinese)" Sherlock weighed the book in his hand, "You read this book clearly first, and then think about other things."

"... You haven't been helping me with English tutoring every day during this time, how can you have time to learn this?"

"There's so little content, I'll remember it after reading it a few times before going to bed." As soon as the voice finished, the phone rang, Sherlock glanced at the screen, then put the book down, turned around and walked to the window to pick it up.

"Sherlock, Tom and Ethan were acquitted. You and Shuyao be careful."

Sherlock glanced at the people behind him: "I will."

After hanging up the phone, he turned around and saw someone silently pressing "Chinese Dictionary" on top of "A Brief History of Time", comparing the thickness with his fingers.

"Which is less? (Chinese)"

Sherlock walked past her, pulled out "A Brief History of Time", and nodded her head: "That's less."

"Ahhhhh!" Chen Shuyao leaned forward slightly, leaning on the table with both hands, "When I finish this book, I will apply for a three-day leave."

Without waiting for his reaction, she pointed at him with her index finger: "You have to hang out with me unconditionally."

"You don't look like you're applying, it's clearly kidnapping." Sherlock lowered his eyes and turned the pages of the book, "However, if you can meet my requirements, I can give you a day."

I thought someone would continue to explode, but her eyes lit up: "What did I say?"

"Let's meet the standard first." Sherlock pointed to the book in his hand.

"Okay, you read, I'll listen." Chen Shuyao immediately pulled the chair and sat back, solemnly reversing the notes to the corresponding page number.

Day N of Curly Fortune Classroom:

"When Einstein said 'God doesn't play dice'..."

"He was wrong." Chen Shuyao stood up, leaned against the corner of the table in front of Sherlock, and drew circles in mid-air with a pen in his hand, "Given the hints given to us by black holes, God not only rolls dice, but often To confuse us by guiding us where we cannot see."

As soon as she finished speaking, she turned her head to look at someone, with a smile on the corner of her mouth, her eyebrows raised: "Is that right?"

The latter was noncommittal, turned a few pages and continued to read: "People can still imagine that God was at the moment of the big bang..."

"The universe was created, or even later, in such a way that it looks like a big bang happened, but it is meaningless to imagine that the universe was created before the big bang." Chen Shuyao said beamingly , put down his pen, took out the book in his hand and threw it aside, "The big bang universe didn't exclude the Creator, it just put restrictions on his suitability for this job."

After finishing speaking, he stretched out his hand and snapped his fingers: "Complete the task."

Sherlock leaned back in the chair, crossed his long legs: "It's not bad, better than the average idiot."

As soon as he finished speaking, he was dragged out of the door by his wrist.

after an hour……

Chen Shuyao pulled someone's shirt forcibly, pulled him to the front row, and frowned: "It seems that there are no good movies, why don't you watch this "Unknown Female Corpse"?"

"It's a waste of money and energy to shoot these useless things. When a person dies, he is just a lifeless corpse. What kind of soul, what kind of evil, is anti-science. Boring." Sherlock sighed, turned around Walk.

Chen Shuyao hurriedly ran up to him and stopped him: "It's agreed, you accompany me!"

"Today and tomorrow, you belong to me completely, do you know that?" Chen Shuyao poked his chest with his index finger, and was suddenly held by him.

"It was agreed to be only one day, how did it become two days?"

Chen Shuyao wanted to withdraw her hand, but she lacked strength: "Yes, tomorrow is one day, but I completed the task ahead of time, so you should give me this half day."

Sherlock sighed softly, put down his hand, but still held her index finger, turned around and walked towards the ticket window: "Just this time, don't make another example."

After half an hour...

Chen Shuyao stared at the screen with wide eyes, stuffed popcorn into her mouth: "Look, she's cracked."

Sherlock snorted coldly with disdain: "Could it be that the corpse is made of porcelain? How could there be such a crack, really..."

Chen Shuyao moved closer to him, and whispered, "This is an illusion. I heard that the corpse will..."

"Phantom? I think it's the fantasy of some boring people." Sherlock folded his arms, "The corpse will only have corpse smell, corpse green, and corruption bubbles..."

Before he could finish speaking, he was stuffed with popcorn.

"I'll give it all to you, don't talk too much." Chen Shuyao stuffed him with a bucket of popcorn and muttered softly, "So as not to be scolded."

With the light of the popcorn, Chen Shuyao was able to watch the whole movie quietly.When she walked out of the auditorium, she suddenly realized a problem.Wasn't she looking for this horror movie just to hide in someone's arms when she was scared and seek comfort?

In the end, she was unobstructed throughout the whole process, and she finished it with great interest!My mother, who the hell is this Sonny?

Just as she was thinking, she turned her head and saw Sherlock walking towards her with a popcorn bucket in his left hand and a large Coke in his right hand, his eyes glanced at the people who were still discussing.

"How did this completely anti-reality thing scare these people? Is it more terrifying than a sniper|rifle|gun pointed at the forehead?"

"You, if you don't understand, just don't talk..."

Before the words finished, Chen Shuyao hurriedly grabbed Sherlock's arm and ran towards the door as the feeling that sounded the alarm that day appeared in her mind.As a result, as soon as she raised her leg, she heard a gunshot behind her. She turned her head, and the bullet almost grazed her cheek, passed through her hair, and fell into the wall.

After the two squeezed into the crowd, several shots were fired one after another.Amid the chaotic noise of people fleeing, Chen Shuyao looked back and saw a man wearing a ghost mask holding two pistols, standing at the entrance of the screening hall.Then, looking around, she was hesitating what to do when someone grabbed her wrist, and she raised her eyes to meet Sherlock's gray-blue eyes.

"Come with me."

The author has something to say: (patting the microphone) cough cough...... Comrades, folks, I have a few things to say here~

The first thing, all the content about knowledge in this chapter is excerpted from "A Brief History of Time"~ (Obviously the volume is read to Chen, and to test Chen)

The second thing, in view of the recent drop-offs, Brother Yao would like to ask, do you like to watch Chen Hejuan's emotional drama or suspense drama? (It can be fine-tuned according to the actual situation)

A. Sweet emotional drama

B. Suspense plot

C. Emotional drama is more than suspenseful plot

D. There are more suspenseful plots than emotional dramas

(Fathers and folks are welcome to speak up)

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Third, the song library accumulated over the years has been exhausted by Brother Yao, so Brother Yao has been collecting all kinds of good songs here for a long time, and listen to them when typing.There is no limit to the types of languages, and Brother Yao has a high acceptance of various songs (ps: If you like sweet emotional dramas, recommend sweet songs, listening to songs will slightly affect the direction of the codeword~)