[Comprehensive] How to pretend to be a victim?

ten hours ago...

The surroundings gradually turned warm, Chen Shuyao opened his eyes, and the complex light and shadow in front of him slowly merged into one.

"You are so desperate. Bravery is|righteousness." Holding a notebook in his hand, Yu Hang stroked a row of names with his index finger, and crossed out one of the three military badges after the word "Chen Shuyao", Army|Chapter|disappeared in an instant, and there were only two left.

Chen Shuyao sat up, raised her hand to cover the back of her neck, and turned her head: "It's better than Ga Beng dying if you say something wrong someday."

"At least I am living a great life and dying a glorious death." She looked sideways, raised her eyebrows, and slowly raised the corners of her mouth, "What is this? Show me."

Yu Hang glanced at her, closed the book and threw it upwards, the book hung like a wind chime along the light: "This is not something you can see. Unless one day, you also become an npc in the game. Only then will you have the right, in the This basically decides the life and death of others.”

"What do you mean I become an npc? You are also from the real world, right?" Chen Shuyao supported the side of the bed, jumped out of the bed, saw that her injured leg had recovered as before, and raised her eyes to see Yu Hang's eyes inadvertently Showing sadness, the smile faded from the corner of his mouth, "It can't be true, can it?"

"I can only say that you are luckier than me." Yu Hang walked to the door, opened the door in front of him, and there was a vast expanse of light outside, "Go back and see the people you saved with your life."

Chen Shuyao nodded, and when she walked to the door, she suddenly stopped and turned her head to look at Yu Hang: "Are we friends?"

Before the other party could answer, she added: "If it doesn't count, you can treat it as me threatening you with the bet|bet| between you and your brother."

Yu Hang's face turned pale in an instant: "Hey, hey, don't bring such a big one!"

"No, I just want you to do me a favor." Chen Shuyao raised his hand, twirling his thumb and index finger lightly, raising his brows, "It's a little favor."

"Help me erase his memory about last night, just let him know that he went to the wooden house himself, and then accidentally drowned."

"Then don't you feel that you are at a loss? Although this is a game, everything you have experienced is completely real. How many people dared to jump down, and they were finally dragged down by such a big monster. You don't know that you were taken back by the system What a miserable time..."

"I think in his memory, we have never experienced that kind of life and death suffering."

Chen Shuyao's eyes fell on the ceiling, and she put her arms around the plush toy pig, and sighed softly.

After experiencing life and death twice, she realized more and more that she had to work harder, whether it was love or games.

"Regret?"

Chen Shuyao glanced sideways when he heard the words, and saw Yu Hang leaning against the door, playing with an apple: "It's not been 24 hours, if you regret it, I can restore his memory at any time."

"Actually, what I want to say is, don't you feel your nose hurts when you are leaning against the door now?" Chen Shuyao couldn't help laughing when he saw that he played very far in an instant like a ghost, sat up, and pointed at herself with the pig's head, "Sister, do something Never regret it."

"Then you won't regret taking the No. 2 bus that day."

"Later..." Chen Shuyao swallowed the latter words forcefully, raised her chin, "It's okay."

"Tough mouth." One corner of Yu Hang's mouth hooked slightly, and he threw a marble to Chen Shuyao, "Go on."

Chen Shuyao stretched out her hand almost unconsciously, and when she opened her hand, she saw that the shiny sapphire blue marble instantly turned into a blue light and flowed into her blood.

"what?"

But seeing Yu Hang looking around, he leaned over like a chicken thief, covering his mouth with his hands: "Night vision skills, I stole them from my brother, you should keep a low profile when using them."

Finally, he nodded nervously.

Chen Shuyao looked up at him: "So, last night in the water I suddenly saw..."

"Of course I helped you, otherwise you thought you could save him by jumping in? At night, the water is so dark, stupid." Yu Hang reached out and tapped her forehead, "There is courage, but IQ is lacking. When you make money in the future, remember to go to the mall to buy a smart card, so as not to..."

Before he finished speaking, his face was covered with pillows.I saw someone pointing in the air, took a big step back in the original posture, and hooked the corner of his mouth.

"In case I don't know how to die in the future."

Chen Shuyao lifted the pillow again, the eyebrows of the person in front of him raised, and instantly turned into a wisp of smoke.

"I know how to turn smoke into smoke, and prepare a vacuum cleaner one day, so that you can't escape even if you turn into ashes."

Sudden stomach discomfort, Chen Shuyao muttered, lifted the quilt, jumped out of bed clutching her belly, walked out of the bedroom and closed the door, turned around and saw Sherlock standing not far in front of her, staring straight at her , She was so scared that she almost climbed up the beam along the door.

"Where did you go last night?" Sherlock frowned slightly.

"I... probably sleepwalking." Chen Shuyao ticked off unnaturally, and as soon as she reached the door of the bathroom, she was blocked again, "What are you doing?"

Sherlock seemed to see through her: "Did I see you last night?"

Chen Shuyao was startled, and immediately raised the corner of her mouth: "That's for sure, you forgot the beef I cooked for you last night?"

"I mean in the cabin." Sherlock raised his hand to press his temple, his eyes fixed, "Damn, why can't I remember."

"Then don't think about it." Chen Shuyao held his shoulders, turned him around and pushed him towards the living room, "You go to tease the fish first, if you have anything to do, wait for me to solve the personal hygiene problem, okay?"

Then, without waiting for Sherlock's reaction, he hurriedly opened the bathroom door, and quickly sat on the toilet, only to breathe a sigh of relief.

It was agreed to erase the memory, how come Sherlock still remembers?

"I erased his memory, but his feelings are still there, and there is nothing I can do about it."

Hearing the words, Chen Shuyao silently took the leather spit, and looked around: "You follow me when I go to the bathroom, voyeur? You come out if you want to, and I'll beat you to death!"

Yu Hang knocked on the bathroom door helplessly: "Sister, I still have this bit of conscience, and our npcs won't act recklessly, okay?"

He glanced at the person sitting in front of the computer in the living room, and muttered softly: "Let him remember the feeling, and you will progress faster, stupid."

Chen Shuyao covered her stomach and frowned and glanced at the door: "What did you say?"

"I told you to hurry up, it stinks to death." Yu Hang slapped his nose, "Let's go."

The person inside the door blinked and silently covered his nose.

10 minutes later……

Chen Shuyao, holding two apples behind her back, walked softly behind Sherlock: "Hello..."

As soon as the words came out of his mouth, he raised his eyes to see the question he was searching on the computer screen, and his jaw froze instantly.

It was written impressively on the screen—what is the soft hemispherical object.A related search on one side is: the difference between real | boobs and fake | boobs.

I saw Sherlock raised his hand and touched his lips, then slowly turned his head, his gaze was parallel to her chest.

Chen Shuyao directly stuffed an apple into his mouth: "Eat the apple!"

The latter silently closed his eyes, took a big bite of the apple, turned his head, put it on the side of the table, and continued to type quickly on the keyboard with his thumb——the size of the cup|cup|cup|cup corresponds to the real thing.As soon as he pressed the Enter key, the computer screen in front of him was suddenly pressed, and he looked up to see Chen Shuyao's tomato-like face.

"Are you hot?"

"Ah, it's quite hot. Isn't it almost June?" Chen Shuyao returned with an almost stiff smile, and slapped her face with her hand, "Hey, didn't you agree to teach me English? Choose a day It’s better to hit the sun, right now.”

Then, he randomly picked out a book from the pile of books next to him and held it up in front of his eyes.

"Are you sure you want to learn this book?" Sherlock leaned back, took the apple and took a big bite.

"Ah, this is the only book, what's wrong?" Chen Shuyao casually glanced at the cover of the book, her brows furrowed, "A history about time..."

"A brief history of time." Sherlock took the book from her hand, pointing to the second word, "brief, (brief) short, and terse (terse) are synonyms."

Chen Shuyao smiled embarrassedly: "What?"

Sherlock sighed: "Short."

"Oh! I got it!" Chen Shuyao read it silently, "A Brief History of Time, Stephen Hawking!"

"So why on earth did you throw away the translation headset I bought for you?" Sherlock pointed at himself while holding the book, "Are you forcing me to learn Chinese?"

"..." Chen Shuyao leaned on the edge of the table and sat down, biting an apple with downcast eyes, and muttered softly, "I accidentally lost it, it wasn't on purpose."

Hearing this, Sherlock flicked the book and said, "I'll ask Watson to buy you another one."

"No." Chen Shuyao bit the apple fiercely, "This kind of thing will make people unconsciously lazy."

"That's why they forced me to learn Chinese."

"I don't, don't slander good people." Chen Shuyao turned to look at Sherlock with a smile, "Of course, if you want to gain more knowledge, I think it's a good thing. In case there are Chinese criminals..."

"Ah bah. (Chinese)" She pondered for a moment, and then added, "I mean, if you come to a case related to China, you can easily deal with it, right?"

Sherlock threw the book to her, got up and walked past her, raised his hand and rubbed her bangs inadvertently: "Go and look up the dictionary by yourself, and I'll teach you how to read it."

Chen Shuyao bit the apple, looked at the book in her arms, waited for her to react, then looked again, Sherlock was already standing in front of the sofa, with his hands in his pockets, looking at the photos on the wall.She squinted one eye, compared the two characters front and back, turned her head to look at the straight back of someone in the frame formed by her fingers, the smile on the corner of her mouth grew stronger, and her crossed legs swayed unconsciously.

Dear Mr. Juanfu, are you ready to accept me?

At a certain moment, Watson shouted downstairs: "Sherlock, I have bought too many things, help me!"

Seeing Sherlock turned his head slightly, Chen Shuyao put down the book and the apple and jumped off the table: "I'll go."

Hearing the sound of going downstairs, the person standing in front of the photo wall slowly took out his hand in his pocket, pinched the translation earphone with his fingers and raised it to his eyes.At a certain moment, his eyes paused slightly, and with a wrong thumb, he saw the water on his fingertips, and sniffed it with the tip of his nose.

fishy smell.

It was probably the temporary amnesia caused by choking on too much water. He didn't remember much of what happened last night.However, he vaguely remembered a feeling of regret, as if he tried so hard to hold someone's hand, but in the end he just touched his fingertips.So when he woke up in the ward, when Chen Shuyao touched his fingertips, he instinctively squeezed her hand tightly.At that moment, there was a kind of peace of mind, as if, at that time, he also clenched tightly.

And this headset, it seems, has been lying in his pants pocket since he woke up.

Hearing the sound of the door opening, Sherlock held the headset in his hand, put it back in his pocket, and glanced at the door.At that time, Chen Shuyao was holding a big paper bag in his hand, and his eyes were full of smiles.

She looked very happy, but she had obviously been to the wooden house and even got into the water.But insist on lying, why?

Someone shouted from the kitchen: "Potato peeler, take your place!"

Sherlock withdrew his hand from his pocket, slowly unbuttoned his cuffs, rolled up his sleeves, turned and walked towards the kitchen: "Here we are."

The author has something to say: Volume glances somewhere: C?

Chen: Peel your potatoes!

Roll pinch potatoes :D?

Chen: ... (Do you dare not be so persistent?)