I just want to have a full meal [Comprehensive]

"Did you notice that person wanted to hit you just now? I was a little scared." Shenluo flipped through the photos Louise sent to them just now, and said with lingering fear.

"You will be afraid too."

"Of course, I don't think I can beat him."

"I guess I can't beat him, but he can't kill me either."

Shenluo silently glanced at Deadpool with complicated eyes.

The two hid in the background and took a look. There were many spectators who came to watch the filming. The seats were all full, and many people stood behind to watch.According to the script, Shenluo and Deadpool are the last to play, so they have nothing to do now, and Deadpool is telling her about that person just now.

"That boy with glasses and pretending to be innocent, he is Superman."

"Superman? What is that?"

"If you haven't been to the Metropolis, you don't know. He is the mascot of that city, a guy in a blue tights and a red cape." Deadpool squatted on the ground, resting his chin with his hands and said to Shenluo: "He is just like you. It's also from another planet."

"How do you know so much? Have you ever been to the Metropolis?"

"I haven't been there, but I know the screenwriter, I know Marvel DC, what else do I not know?! Maybe that kid is eavesdropping on our conversation and seeing my big baby through perspective."

Shenluo glanced at Deadpool's big baby with disgust.

Deadpool stretched out an index finger and lifted the thick curtain to look at the auditorium. Clark was sitting in the second-to-last row, and the eyes of the two happened to meet.

'Yo, Superman. 'Deadpool said silently.

Clark, who had listened to the whispering between Deadpool and Shenluo, turned dark and crushed the ice-cola in his hand.

This person is too suspicious, he must be some kind of villain! ! !

Superman is always ready to save the world.

"Now let's welcome the girl Shenluo and her companions from an alien planet!!!" After the host finished his introduction, there was loud applause in the venue.

"Hey, why is my introduction so simple. Do it again, and I will forgive you." Deadpool was wearing his iconic red uniform, standing on the stage with two knives behind his back, and chattered to the host It's endless.

"Hey, everyone." Shenluo blew a kiss to the audience with a bright smile.

"Aliens die!!!" Someone suddenly yelled and threw something from behind the auditorium.

Shenluo easily reached out to take the red apple that was about to hit her face, waved to the person and said, "Thank you for your welcome."

audience:"………"

No, no, this is not how our earth welcomes people.

Isn't this alien stupid!

The host wisely said something naughty to smooth things over, and invited the two to sit on the leather sofa and continue chatting.He first asked the two to introduce himself a few times, mentioned a few things about alien planets, and then asked questions that everyone wanted to know.

"What's your relationship with Spider-Man?"

"friend."

"Brothers, you must have noticed that we know each other very well, and some people even speculate that I am the clone of Spider-Man, but I am not!!! I use dual knives, hot weapons, and can't shoot spider silk!" Deadpool took Put out an ad and shoot it to the camera. "Here's my contact information, no matter what you entrust me, I can do it if you need a nude photo of Spiderman or a photo of Superman."

I've never seen it advertised like this.

"Have you seen the appearance under the mask of Spider-Man? Do you know who he is?" The host gave the microphone to Shenluo, not wanting to hear Deadpool talking a lot of nonsense.

"...Me?" Shenluo took the microphone and put it in his ear, and said hesitantly, "Yes, he is a very good person."

"What's his name?"

"I promised him not to tell others." After Shenluo finished thinking about it, he said again: "You should ask him."

The host knew that he couldn't ask anything about Spider-Man, so he changed the subject. "What's your favorite thing on earth?"

Shenluo clenched his fists and said excitedly, "Of course it's rice! I like rice the most!"

"Wow, it looks like you really like food on Earth. Don't you have rice on your planet?"

"Yes! It's just that I can't eat enough."

"So is there anything interesting and special about your planet?"

"I'll think about it." Shenluo reached out and touched his chin, pretending to be thinking.She knew about this link a long time ago and prepared things.

"I brought a very interesting thing that I often use every day." Shenluo said while looking around the auditorium, and found an enthusiastic bald man to demonstrate.

Shenluo let this fat middle-aged man with a Mediterranean hairstyle sit on the sofa, and said to the audience: "Ladies and gentlemen, the next moment is to witness the miracle!!!"

Shenluo suddenly took out a pair of high-end wooden cang sticks from her Iron Man backpack and pointed it at Uncle Mediterranean's temple.

"boom!!!"

Clark stood up in surprise.

She wants to kill in public? ? ?

Deadpool leaned on the sofa and took out a delicious stick from the Shenluo backpack.

"Hahahahaha——how is it, is it a surprise, is it a surprise!!!"

A head of bright, black waist-length hair instantly grew on the head of the Mediterranean uncle.

"What a surprise." The host looked at Shenluo and applauded.

Is this girl serious?

There is only surprise at all, no joy! ! !

"Ohno, what is this?!" Deadpool happened to be sitting next to Uncle Mediterranean, and some small stones of unknown material were sprinkled on him.Deadpool frowned slightly, took off the red glove on his left hand, and poured out the stones in the glove.A small stone somehow got in and caught his hand.

These pebbles disappeared instantly when they came into contact with Deadpool's skin, and the surface of those gnawed skin instantly became smooth like a baby, in sharp contrast with the nearby skin.

Deadpool froze in place, looked up at the complexion.

"Yes, this is my grandpa's booster." Shenluo showed the host a wooden warehouse-style booster.

Deadpool walked up to Shenluo and took her booster.

"Hey, Deadpool, what are you doing?!" Shenluo clenched the booster in his hand and refused to give it to him, saying, "I'm still recording a show, let it go!"

"I'll use it, borrow it! Borrow it! Use it! One! Next!" Deadpool held the hair booster and said sharply word by word.His attitude was very bad, his face under the mask was a little distorted, and he didn't want to stop for a few minutes to explain to Shenluo.

"NO, wait a minute, okay? We're still recording a show. Let go! Let go!" Shenluo suddenly elbowed Deadpool's neck.

With a "click", Deadpool's neck twisted into an incredible angle, hanging down limply.

Shenluo is not a talkative master, and he will even hurt others when he is emotional.The fire in Deadpool's heart also burst out, he squatted down and stretched his legs, tripped over Shenluo, and pushed her to the ground to grab the booster.

"Bastard!" Shenluo punched him on the left side of the face angrily.Deadpool grabbed her ponytail and slammed it to the ground, grabbed the wooden barn pipe with his right hand, and the two started beating each other in front of everyone. The host wanted to stop her but was punched and kicked out by them.

To be honest, without any super powers, I really can't stop these two big killers.

During the entanglement with Deadpool, Shenluo accidentally pulled the trigger.

"boom!"

This time, there were no pebbles ejected from the wooden warehouse pipe, but a blinding light, which looked pure and flawless, but was extremely powerful.

Clark kept an eye on the movements of Shenluo and Deadpool at all times. After discovering the abnormality of this light, he quickly changed his clothes, and no one else noticed it at all.In the blink of an eye, Superman in a blue cape stood in front of them.

"Superman! Superman Superman Superman!"

Obviously, Superman, an alien, is more popular than Shenluo, and the audience shouted excitedly when they saw him.

Superman thought he could block the ray of light as easily as stopping a bullet, but the ray of light pierced through the defense and hit Superman.But if Superman was brought down like this, he would not be Superman. He immediately reacted, regardless of his own injuries, to save those who were about to be hit by the light.

Shenluo watched in a daze as the ray of light leaped a thousand meters away, destroying nearby houses with great force.

"I—did we get into trouble?"

Deadpool hit Shenluo with a punch and took away the booster in her hand.Shenluo sensed his movements, reacted faster than the brain and kicked him in the stomach, kicking him to the wall and rebounding to the ground.

"oh fuck"

Deadpool shrank into a shrimp ball in pain, fell to the ground and covered his stomach.

Shenluo is very powerful, especially when hitting people.Maybe she didn't realize it herself, she can kill a person with one punch, but fortunately Deadpool is not an ordinary person.

"What are you crazy about?" Shenluo stood up annoyed at the mess around her, walked up to Deadpool and kicked him again, Deadpool reached out and grabbed her ankle and threw her to the ground, the back of Shenluo's head It hit the ground heavily, just happened to press the booster on the ground.

"boom!"

"Crack!"

There was the sound of the back of Shenluo's head hitting the ground, and the sound of the booster being crushed into pieces.

Deadpool's face froze, and he froze in place as if he had pressed the pause button.

Shenluo still can't see what Deadpool is for. She has a problem with IQ.

"You fucking want to increase your hair, tell me earlier! Will I not give it to you?! Why do you have to grab it!" Shenluo yelled at Deadpool, spit all over Deadpool's face.

Deadpool noticed the saliva on the mask, and was silent for a moment, then he clenched his fist and hit Shenluo on the left cheek, cursing: "I told you to lend me something, use it! Hold on to me!" What kind of baby does not let go. If there is such a fucking thing, don’t tell me, don’t take it out. Haven’t you seen my real face? Didn’t you see that I have no hair on my whole body? Not exuberant either! I wish I had known that you had this kind of thing, what kind of villain would you go to in the first place? My girlfriend would leave me because of this? Do you know that I really want to return to my original appearance, even if my big baby goes to change it? I will also consider it for 3 minutes!"

Shenluo stretched out his thumb and touched the sore left cheek, and hit Deadpool on the left cheek with a right uppercut, and cursed with the same momentum as Deadpool: "How the hell do I know you need this? You need to increase Are you hairy? Did you mention it to me? I don’t care if your hair is not strong all over your body? What’s the difference between your appearance now and before, isn’t it just wearing a red tights, isn’t it still a pervert! What if you don’t have hair? Is it? The biggest difference between you and those pigs and idiots is that you walk on two legs! Did you borrow it from me? You just want to grab it! If you want to grab something from me, wait for the next life! No , even in the next life, it is impossible!"

After saving the human race, Superman turned around and glanced at Deadpool and Shenluo like children fighting, with a headache.These two people punched me, and I punched you, their faces were almost swollen from the beating, and they were noisy in anger.

Deadpool threw another left uppercut and said, "What if I just grab it! Don't forget who snatched your lunch under your nose! It's me! It's Deadpool!!! Wait for the next life? Now I can take all your stuff! You idiot, what is the difference between IQ and an idiot star. Do you know how popular you were before? Do you know how handsome you were before? Do you know how many women are waiting for you to be raped? What's the difference from before! I used to look like Xiao Lizi when I was young, the top beauty in the hero circle, even if Bruce Wayne and Nini the eyelashes come, they have to stand aside!"

As soon as Deadpool finished talking about Shenluo, he punched him with a right uppercut, and said disdainfully: "Hehe, that's because I let you go. Otherwise, do you think you can beat me? Just blow it, keep blowing it. You are still top-notch!" Shengshi Meiyan, do you know what top-level Shengshi Meiyan is like? It’s like Uncle Afu Rabbit! It’s like Dad’s master! What’s so good about a sissy!!! Weak who can be killed with one punch What's so good about a chicken!!!"

Superman glanced complicatedly at the scolding look in his eyes.This kid is so mad, you have the ability to say these words again in front of Bruce.

Well, she probably didn't know Bruce was Batman, did she? !

Batman isn't one-hit weakling, but Bruce Wayne looks alike.

He was late due to some business, and barely rushed over but only saw the two quarreling, Peter was stunned.

what happened?Where am I?Why are they arguing?Don't you like weak men?

Peter secretly vowed in his heart to do a few more sit-ups every day, drink an extra glass of milk, and strive to become a big Yuexiong like the captain, no, such a strong figure.