I just want to have a full meal [Comprehensive]

Mo Heimao was lying on the cold floor with no love in his life, and he felt more than ten years old after spending a night with Deadpool.

The door opened gently, and Shenluo Mao secretly ran in and took away the luggage in the living room.

"If you don't come back all night, you're going to fool around with some boy!" Deadpool quietly stood behind Shenluo, arms crossed, looking at her with a serious face.

Shenluo turned around and glanced at Deadpool, suddenly screamed "Ah", and lifted the bag in his arms to cover his eyes.

"Why don't you wear clothes!" Shenluo slowly removed the bag and secretly looked at Deadpool.

In all fairness, Deadpool's figure is still very good, with excellent muscle lines, and the little Deadpool below secretly raised his head to prop up a small tent.

"Who puts on clothes just after taking a shower, don't I have a bath towel?" Deadpool rolled his eyes at Shenluo, took a step forward, took the bag from her hand and threw it on the ground, and stretched out his hands to press Shenluo. Looking down at her slightly, she said, "were you with Peter last night? Did you promise him?"

"It's with him! But what did I promise him?"

"Promise to go to bed with him." Deadpool turned his head to the place where there was no one and said to himself: "I shouldn't have left yesterday, so stay and watch the follow-up."

"Doesn't the little spider like you and want to have sex with you?!"

Shenluo: "..."

She was so shocked that her face was deformed and turned blue.

Only then did Deadpool realize that there was something wrong with Shenluo's expression, and he said suspiciously: "He——didn't say?"

Shenluo maintained a shocked expression and began to petrify.

Deadpool reached out and slapped Shenluo across the face.

"Wh-what-nothing-said-" Shenluo stammered, then stretched out his hand and slapped Deadpool on the side of the face, and slapped him against the wall, looking at him They were all inlaid in big characters on the wall, and they said in a daze, "Does it hurt?"

"Why doesn't it hurt!"

"Then what you said is true?!"

"Of course, what else is there that I don't know!"

"Ohno" Shenluo turned his back to Deadpool and knelt down and covered his head, as if he was too shocked and his head froze.

Deadpool watched Shenluo clenched his right hand and coughed a few times, feeling a little sorry for his brother Spider, but he automatically forgot about it in the next second.

"Shenluo, I have something to discuss with you." Seeing that Shenluo had been silent, Deadpool reached out and slapped her on the back of the head, saying, "Did you hear that?"

"what?"

"A show crew asked us to go on TV, and I said yes."

"us?"

"Yes." Deadpool nodded, knelt down and said to Shenluo: "After my Werther account gained thousands of followers last night, I decided it's time to do a wave of publicity and let everyone know me——Deadpool!"

"Actually, he just discovered that there are more fans and more people are throwing money at him, but the host of the show is because of you, an alien." Mo Heimao added.

"Oh, that's it!" Shenluo nodded knowingly, and said, "No!"

"Girl." Deadpool reached out and rubbed her head until he messed up her hair. "Go, let's go, you and I are the best of both worlds—"

"Double cheap???" Shenluo Siyu stared at him.

"No, no, you are cute! You are the cutest! Everyone likes you."

Shenluo crossed her arms, raised her head slightly and looked down at Deadpool.

"Go!"

"No! They don't like me." Shenluo curled his lips and turned his head to ignore Deadpool.

"You are so cute, who wouldn't like you."

Shenluo glanced at Deadpool, picked up the bag and held it in his arms. "I saw Witte's comment below."

Not everyone can accept Shenluo's identity as an alien, and more people condemn her.Because the aliens invaded New York, a lot of people died, a lot of people were injured, and a lot of people were left homeless.

"Babygirl." Deadpool put his arms around Shenluo, resting his head on her shoulder and said, "Please, let's go on TV together."

Shenluo: "..."

"Okay." Shenluo reluctantly agreed.

"Yes, that's great! I knew you would agree." Deadpool patted Shenluo on the shoulder, and walked into his bedroom wearing slippers. "I'm going to get dressed."

Shenluo looked at Deadpool's back, and then looked down at Mo Heimao.

Why does Deadpool keep thinking about being on TV?

but--

Shenluo suddenly clenched his fist, jumping up with a little excitement in his heart.

"I can actually be on TV? Be sure to record it for my parents, grandparents and aunts to watch!"

"Cough cough." Deadpool leaned against the door and looked at the unconcealed excitement of his godlike fake cough.

This damn girl got excited when she heard it on TV.

Shenluo looked at Deadpool with his hands behind his back and a smile.

"Do you think it's better for me to wear this suit or this one?" Deadpool held up the two red suits for Shenluo to see.

"Is there... is there any difference?" Shenluo's expression was confused.

Obviously the two pieces are exactly the same! ! !Why bother with which one to wear? ? ?

"This one, there is a hole behind the butt." Deadpool raised his left hand and said: "This one, there is still curry on the chest that cannot be washed off."

"Then the curry one." Shenluo pointed at the dress and sniffled. "This one is fragrant."

"it is good."

Shenluo thought about it, and felt that he should also change into a new dress.Then she went to the bathroom and changed into a white cheongsam that was exactly the same as the one she just wore, which smelled of fragrant washing powder.

The show was at night, and Shenluo and Deadpool called everyone she knew before recording the show.

"Sherlock, Dr. Watson, I'm going to be on TV later, please, go and watch."

"Really? Well, we'll see."

"Where's Sherlock?"

"He's playing the violin. I'll tell him what you said later."

"Okay, remember to watch it!"

"........."

"Father Tony, I'm going to be on TV later, remember to watch it."

"TV? What show, what's so good about it? I don't know how many TV and headlines I've been on throughout the year."

"Please, Dad Tony, this is my first time on TV, please support me."

"...Okay, I will remember to watch it with Pepper."

"Yeah, the show is a late-night show called "XXX Show"."

"........."

"Papa Wayne, I'm going to be on TV, can you watch it with Ah Fu? I'll be very happy."

"Logan, Professor, Jean - I'm going on TV!!!"

The girl's voice was full of anticipation, and she called everyone who could be reached, only Peter——

"You don't call the little spider?"

Shenluo blushed a little, covered his face with his mobile phone with both hands, looked at Deadpool shyly and asked, "What should I tell him?"

"you ask me?"

"Hmph!" Shenluo turned and ran to Deadpool's room, closing the door, leaning against the door and sitting on the ground, picking up the phone to call Peter.

"Hey, Shenluo, what's the matter with you calling me? Do you want me to pick you up? I'm buying a sandwich right now. I can bring you something if you want to eat." Peter's voice just connected through the phone It was passed on, and the voice was obviously cheerful and energetic.

"...Peter."

"Ok?"

"Do you like me?" Shenluo whispered into the phone, with anxiety and uncertainty in his tone.

Peter: "..."

who?Who betrayed me?Deadpool! ! !

For a while, the only sound of the other party's breathing was heard on the phone.

"God... divine network."

"Huh?" Shenluo replied softly.

"Why are you saying this all of a sudden?"

"Because Deadpool said you liked me and wanted to sleep/sleep with me."

Deadpool! ! ! ! ! !

Peter clenched the sandwich in his hand, his face contorted for a moment.

The talkative bastard! ! !

"Yes, NO, NO, yes, NO, ohgod, Shenluo, this is a bit complicated, can you give me some time?"

"can."

"Is that what you called to talk about?"

"No. I'm going on TV tonight, and I want to ask you to record it. I want to show the video to my family."

"Of course! I'll be there on time."

"Thank you."

In the evening, when the show was about to start recording, Shenluo was very excited. She grabbed Deadpool's arm and said, "Should we think of a cool name? I think I also need a unique and very cool uniform. What do you think? Woolen cloth?"

"Can I be nicknamed Tutuman? Because I feel that this earth is very popular with a man behind it, such as Iron Man, Spiderman, Batman or something."

"No, there is no such thing as chivalry at all now. Look at me, Deadpool, does this name have the word chivalrous?"

"That's why you are not famous, and no fans like you."

How did this child talk and survive till now? !

Deadpool was silent as if his eyes were blank.

Shenluo scratched his head and said, "It's better not to be called Tutuxia, it's not majestic at all."

"Hey, Shenluo, is your name Shenluo? I'm Louise Lane, a reporter from "Daily Planet". Nice to meet you." The blond woman said in front of Shenluo, and she pulled her companion over Said: "This is my colleague, Clark Kent."

"Nice to meet you."

"Thank you." Shenluo showed a bright smile to the two, and shook hands with them one by one as a kiss-to-cheek salute.

Deadpool watched as Clark Kent suddenly blew a coquettish whistle at him.

Clark Kent: "..."

The scene is extremely embarrassing!

"Can I take a photo with you?" Louise broke the embarrassment and said to Shenluo.

"of course can!"

"Yes. Clark, take a picture for us."

Louise walked to Shenluo to direct Clark, and Shenluo stood beside her with a smile and tilted her head slightly, with her hands behind her back and looking at the camera in Clark's hand.

"click" "click" "click"

After taking a few pictures, Deadpool suddenly reached out and took Clark's camera and threw it to Shenluo, saying, "Come and take some pictures for the two of us, this is a rare opportunity!"

"Okay." Shenluo took the camera and fiddled with it a few times, and took a few photos of the two of them according to Louise's prompt.

Deadpool is going to touch the blocked photo of Clark Otsuki Hung!Photo of Deadpool jumping on top of Clark and hugging him like a koala!Deadpool tries to take a picture of Clark's ass/ass!

Thief embarrassing!

Want to hit someone! ! !

The author has something to say: OK, I have decided, the hero is——Peter

Sahuahua

The little angels convinced me, or said what I thought in my heart, Peter is more suitable for Shenluo, and Bucky can be a family member.

By the way, you guys still want Deadpool to be the hero? ? ? ! ! !

Do you think Deadpool likes Avatar?With a lowly fickleness!

I think he treats Shenluo as a friend and little sister.

Thank you Youzi Ningji for throwing mines, I love you (づ￣3￣)づ╭?～