I just want to have a full meal [Comprehensive]

Deadpool was reclined on the sofa, the brown wool blanket tightly covered his body without any gaps, and a creamy yellow thin blanket was draped over his upper body.With his head resting on Shenluo's shoulder, he was sobbing softly.

"You are enough!" Shenluo rolled her eyes and said impatiently.

"Women are horrible!" Deadpool said, crying, looking devastated.He held Shenluo with both hands open, and his right face was next to her shoulder, in a posture like a child hugging his beloved doll.

"I didn't really cut it off."

"But it was injured!!! Such a big scissors stuck in it, I have already had a psychological shadow!" Deadpool stretched out his hands angrily and gestured, then turned around desperately and cried with his arms around his Shenluo doll.

"If you don't resist, will I accidentally stick the scissors on it?" Shenluo said helplessly, spreading her hands.

"If I don't resist, the scissors will cut the little Deadpool by the root!!!" Deadpool was emotional, pointing to the scissors on the ground.Its scientific name should be called hedge shears, which are used by gardeners to trim branches and lawns. "I don't want to see it, take it away, take it away!!! I tell you, I remember you, and Little Deadpool remembers you too! I will never forget the harm you caused it. It is crying Did you hear that?"

"No. I only hear the annoying mosquitoes making noise in my ears. It's so annoying." Shenluo stepped on the sofa with both feet, and turned another page of the comic book in his hand, fascinated by it. "Did you know? I heard a saying, such as eyelashes, if you cut them short, they will grow long and thick."

"You can try it!"

"Do you think JJ can grow out after being cut? Huh? Can it grow out? You think it's the hair on the bottom! It's more lush after being cut!!!" Deadpool shouted at Shenluo, spitting all the stars to her face. "What if it gets shorter! What if it can't be hardened! This is related to my life's happiness!!!"

Shenluo wiped his face expressionlessly, then said to Deadpool after a long silence, "Has yours grown?"

Deadpool lifted the blanket and took a look, then couldn't bear to look directly and turned his head.

"Hey - woo..., oh - woo!!!"

Shenluo was silent.

Deadpool covered his face with his collapsed hands, sobbing softly.

Shenluo closed the comic book with a cold face, and said, "What are you doing here today?"

"I was ambushed today and fled to the vicinity." Deadpool said, "We are in big trouble. Someone is asking about me and you."

Shenluo turned to look at Deadpool, frowning slightly.

"I can't believe it, they actually thought we were in the same group." Deadpool shook his head and said in disbelief, "I still remember the time when you betrayed me, which deeply hurt my heart."

"Say it as if you never betrayed me."

Deadpool was silent, and put his hands into the blanket, intending to masturbate himself.

Shenluo heard Deadpool's comfortable groan and squeezed the comic book in his hand, the veins on the back of his hand twitched slightly.She really couldn't stand Deadpool masturbating beside her, she stretched out her hand and grabbed his neck, gritted her teeth and said, "If you must continue to do this kind of thing in my room and my sofa, I will kill you."

"real!"

Deadpool looked at the tent that Little Deadpool had erected high, and felt a delicate hand on his newly grown neck pinching him with such force that he was a little breathless.

"It's a physiological reaction, and I can't control it."

Shenluo exerted force on his hand, and told Deadpool with practical actions that if he couldn't control it, then she couldn't control it.

"Do you want to see your own heart?" Shenluo turned to look at Deadpool with a smile, and said, "My skills are very good."

"My skills are also very good." Deadpool turned to look at Shenluo, and the two looked at each other affectionately.After a while, Deadpool stood up calmly and turned to go to the bathroom. "I'm going to the bathroom!"

Shenluo nodded in satisfaction, picked up the comic book on the table and was about to continue reading, but felt something was wrong.

Deadpool stopped in his tracks and turned slightly to look at the balcony.

Shenluo suddenly jumped up and rushed to the right, stretching her arms to grab her umbrella.Deadpool didn't even care about the blanket around his body, and rolled down in the corner.

Shenluo opened the umbrella and turned her back to the explosion. The umbrella protected her like a shield without any injuries, but Shenluo had a bitter face, counting with her fingers.

This is the third explosion she has experienced after coming to Earth, in just over two months.

Earth is too dangerous! ! ! !

The key is that she hasn't done anything yet, and she usually works hard to make money! ! !

"Cough, cough, oh~ who the hell is setting off rockets in the urban area! Do you understand the rules! Don't you know this is Tony Stark's territory?!!!" Deadpool got up from the ground, smelled by the smoke from the artillery fire. Xun's tears flowed out.He helped his crooked head, which was still bleeding.

"Is it your enemy?" Shenluo asked Deadpool loudly.The two found a gap and trot behind the sofa, where the overturned sofa just covered them.

"I don't think so!" Deadpool looked up for a while, looking at the plane staying outside the balcony. A man in a black combat uniform and black goggles jumped out of the plane and landed on the balcony of Shenluo Apartment.

Deadpool's face was a little dignified.

"Shenluo, block it for a while, I'll go to the bathroom and put on my battle uniform."

Shenluo pressed Deadpool's shoulders to prevent him from leaving, and said with a dark face: "Your uniform is not here, it was already torn and rotten than a rag, and I threw it away. You don't want me to cover you , escape alone!!!”

"How come, do you think I look like that? I'm not!!! This is a setting problem. If I don't wear a suit, no one will know that I am Deadpool. I have to wear it when fighting! It's like an anime movie Similarly, when the protagonist needs something, whether it’s a uniform or a baseball, it will appear in front of him. Besides, do you want me to fight naked? Although I don’t mind, but if you see something, it’s not good. "Deadpool touched Shenluo's head and said with 'kindness'. "You're not an adult yet, I'm afraid you won't find a boyfriend when you see mine."

Shenluo looked at him expressionlessly, and threatened: "Take your hand away from holding JJ and then touching my head."

"Oh, sorry, I forgot."

What responded to Deadpool was a series of gunshots, and the man in black exuded an uncomfortable atmosphere.

Deadpool looked at the densely packed bullet holes on the sofa and sighed: "I'm afraid this guy hasn't masturbated in 80 years, so angry!"