"Shenluo, how is your job now?"

"Very good." Shenluo took the freshly squeezed juice that Steve handed her, and said, "My colleagues take good care of me, and I have free burgers and French fries every night."

"Maybe I ate too many burgers. I don't like the smell now."

"But you can never get tired of eating rice." Steve shrugged, and he had never heard Shenluo complain that the rice was not tasty.

"Because it's delicious, and it's still full!" Shenluo heard the excitement of the rice, knelt down on the sofa and looked at Steve, and began to frantically tell him the benefits of the rice. "So it's no problem to eat it steamed, fried or fried. Just a bowl of pickles can eat a pot of rice."

"Okay, how about we have Chinese food another day?"

"Of course!"

Steve seemed to think of something again, and turned out a document on his desk. "I have a friend who knows someone from the child protection agency, and I asked her for some information." Steve looked into Shenluo's eyes and motioned for Shenluo to take the file. "About you, she can help you find a foster family, and you can go to school with your peers without worrying about making money. They are nice people and love children very much."

Shenluo opened the file, glanced at it, and closed it again. Inside was a photo of a couple who looked amiable.

"I have parents!" Shenluo looked at Steve and said very seriously.

"Yes, yes, I know!" Sitting next to Shenluo, Steve said repeatedly as he put his hand on her shoulder.He didn't have the heart to say to Shenluo that her parents were very irresponsible, he just said: "This is just my idea, if you want, I and my friends are willing to ask for help. But if you don't want to, just treat me as if I did something today. Didn't say anything."

"Okay?!"

Shenluo nodded and returned the file to Steve.

"Sorry, Steve, I have parents." Shenluo said it again stubbornly. "It may seem to you that they are very irresponsible, and they are indeed willful, but they are my family."

Shenluo looked at Steve, seemed to think of something, and said with a warm smile: "Family! It's the kind of person who wants to be the One Piece or destroy the world, no matter whether you have hemorrhoids, foot odor, or the late stage of middle school two or late stage of lazy cancer. , a lot of age still likes to eat sweets and read comics, drinks every night, likes to play pachinko, go to nightclubs and so on, even if there are a lot of problems, I will choose to accept and tolerate you."

This is a tasteful word.

"I see."

Steve tore up the folder in his hand and threw it into the trash can, with a smile and a sense of approval in his eyes.

"They are lucky to have a family like you."

"I'm also very lucky to have a friend like you, Steve." Shenluo said loudly, she pronounced the name of Steve clearly and clearly, and the pronunciation was very accurate.

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Deadpool climbed in from the balcony of the apartment and walked into the living room, leaving a trail of blood on the floor.He looks very weird now. His head seems to have just grown out of a new one. It is the same size as a baby's head, but his body is as tall as an adult's. His body proportions and muscle lines are better than those of people who have been going to the gym all year round.He seemed to crawl out of a blood pit, covered in brown blood, some of which were still fresh, and drops of blood dripped down.

When Shenluo came home from get off work, she saw that her living room looked like a murder scene, with blood and messy red tights.

"This is—" Shenluo tilted his head and stared at the pile of red clothes for a long time, then suddenly realized, and said with certainty: "This is Deadpool!!!"

Because the smell of blood was too strong, it covered up the smell of Deadpool, Shenluo didn't recognize it for a while.

Shenluo turned pale with fright, dropped the umbrella in his hand and ran to the side of his clothes in a panic, and said, "Deadpool, what's wrong with you? Are you ambushed by the enemy? It looks like you're left with a pool of blood, what should I do? Do I want you?" Put you in the refrigerator so it won't break and you can grow up quickly."

"You can eat me, so you can become one with Master Deadpool." Deadpool's voice was a bit strange.After Shenluo thought about it, he had turned into a pool of blood, and he was already good enough to be able to speak.

"Hey, you really are Deadpool, how disgusting!" Shenluo frowned and curled her lips, unable to stand Deadpool's strong taste, stuck out her tongue and said, "I don't drink blood."

"But you are afraid of the sun."

"But I'm not a vampire."

"I think they're pretty much the same in terms of settings."

"It's different." Shenluo angrily threw Deadpool's battle uniform from the balcony.

"Oh! Transformation!!!" Deadpool wrapped his lower body in a pink towel with strawberries, and made a classic girl manga transformation. "Resurrected!!!"

When Shenluo looked back, he saw Deadpool's straddle, his left leg raised, and his right hand raised high.

"You fucking bastard!!!" Shenluo went up and kicked him against the wall. "You actually used my face towel to surround you!!!"

Shenluo stomped on Deadpool [Wow] and crushed it vigorously, hitting him in the face with two fists one after another.

"Hmm~oh! Good, oh~" Deadpool closed his eyes and called out. "Yes, it's right here, make it stronger."

"Who gave your face into a girl's room! Use my shower gel!!! Use my towel!!! And use my facial cleanser!!!" Shenluo's face darkened, feeling insulted, and again It was a burst of punching me back to attack Deadpool.

"In fact, I also put on a little toner and body lotion, and it feels great, and my face is refreshing and not greasy." Deadpool's voice didn't change at all, and Shenluo's fist hit him like itching, like Already used to the general.

I have to admire his ability to bear the pain.

Shenluo gave up beating Deadpool, turned around and walked back to her bedroom.

Angry?Cried?

Deadpool secretly opened one eye to take a peek, and saw Shenluo smiling at him like a wolf grandma holding large scissors, and the scissors in his hand made a 'click' and 'click' sound.Deadpool panicked, covering his lower body with his hands and shaking his head. "No no no, what do you want to do to me, what do you want to do to Little Deadpool! Let me tell you, it is wrong for you to do this! It is unforgivable!!! He is my lifeblood, my brother, and I We were born and died together. I have it, without it, I'm not Deadpool anymore, my symbol is gone."

"Do you know why I wear a red tights??? This makes my big boobs stand out!!!"

"Anyway, if you cut it off, it can grow back!!! I want to teach you a lesson, never walk into a girl's room by the way!!!"

"Don't!!!!!!!!!!" Deadpool screamed like a pig.

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