[Football] The system upgrade task of the dream pitch

[[-]: Messi who bought a house]

In 2013, Messi bought a residence in Castelldefels, not far from downtown Barcelona.

Zhu Xu was also very satisfied with the residence between the coast and the mountains.

But Messi soon became unhappy.

Because, it quickly became the first choice for gatherings of Real Madrid and Barcelona.

Messi:? ? ? ?

He wants to buy a house as a love nest, not a party place!

The heartbroken Messi was tangled and depressed.

Then he was healed by Zhu Xu.

"Leo, I thought our secret base was in Argentina?"

What Zhu Xu was talking about was the key that Messi gave him before they expressed their hearts to each other.

Before Messi had time to be moved, Zhu Xu gave him another surprise.

——He bought his own real estate in Spain and told Messi that this is their "base" in Spain.

Messi is very happy.

But he felt that all of this was still a bit of a small problem—the house Zhu Xu bought was in Madrid.

Messi: This... Do you want to move it...

[Two: The national team and the kiss of the century that was spoiled]

In 2014, Redondo became the coach of the Argentine national team.

At that time, Redondo, who chose to leave the coaching position of Real Madrid, was already a meritorious coach with rich coaching experience.

The meritorious coach, Mr. Redondo, looked at the two sticky ace players in his team, and felt that he had to be a little stricter on Leo Messi.

Then he found he couldn't.

Because, Leo Messi and Zhu Xu are inseparable every day, and he takes the initiative to train and communicate with the coach, Zhu Xu always speaks good things to him!

Redondo: ... He actually, a little bit, understood Diego's mood back then.

Well, after all, the children have a good relationship, which is also a good thing.

The head coach of the Argentine men's football team, Redondo, feels that he can use the ace in the team more confidently and boldly, and consider more tactics.

Then he will never be pure again.

because.

When he put Messi behind in the team training game as the organizer, and his son scored goals in various coquettish ways in front...

Some anonymous seniors/peers: Fernando, you are really eccentric!Leo can be the best!

When he arranged for his son to retreat and Messi was being babysittered by his son...

Also some unnamed seniors/peers: It is a waste of money to prevent Zhu Xu from scoring a goal!Fernando, can you bear it?

Redondo: ...

Good self-restraint keeps him from swearing, but it allows him to choose to turn off the phone and keep the world clean.

In this year's World Cup, at the age of 22, Zhu Xu wore the captain's armband of Argentina, breaking Messi's previous record.

But no one objected, and after the game, there was no objection.

Because the game where Zhu Xu wore the armband was the final of this year's World Cup; also because, in this game, there were many things that attracted more attention than "the ownership of the Argentine captain's armband".

When the final whistle sounded and everything was settled, and the Argentine players finally won the Hercules Cup they had been looking forward to for many years, Leo Messi, one of the biggest contributors to Argentina's victory in this World Cup, jumped to his teammates and Zhu Xu, one of Argentina's greatest heroes.

Then he kissed it.

Messi, kissed Zhu Xu.

Whistles, applause, screams of disbelief, the kiss lasted for several minutes.

The people who took out the stopwatch or took out the mobile phone to use the timing function to silently count the time said: Very good, breaking the record set by the Argentine football champion, Messi and Zhu Xu are doing great!

It is conceivable that none of these people were members of the temporary coalition that united to "encircle/suppress" Maradona that night.

After all, they are the backbone of the major carnival forums.

【Three: The Three Fernandos and Feng Shui】

Later, Redondo returned to Real Madrid again.

Redondo's second son, Fernando Jr., has already successfully entered the Real Madrid first team and put on a white jersey; but this year, he finally got his wish, playing with his brother under his father's command.

When the summer break of this season came, Real Madrid and Manchester United discussed and held a charity match.

In the charity match with free rules, the coaches of the two teams were Sir Alex Ferguson from Manchester United and Mr. Bosque from Real Madrid.

Real Madrid's current coach was of course also involved - Fernando Redondo, who played for Sir Alex Ferguson's team, was involved.

This is destined to be a hot game with amazing live and broadcast ratings.

Later, many scenes in this game became classics.

But none of them can compare to the moment when Ferguson played the substitution card.

"No. 16 Redondo replaces No. 6 Redondo—"

The passionate commentator lost his voice when he called out Ferguson's team's substitutions.

Because of Ferguson, Redondo's youngest son, the 16-year-old Federico Redondo, was replaced on the field!

And it was Federico's father, Fernando Redondo, who was replaced!

The auditorium was also very quiet for a moment.

After a brief moment of surprise, the commentator belonging to Real Madrid opened his throat: "Redondo replaced Redondo. Now, we still have three Fernandos!"

Yes, Zhu Xu and Fernando Jr. in this game have "REDONDO" printed on the back of their jerseys.

"Before the substitution, there were three Fernandos on the field, that was our past—"

Hierro, Morientes, and Redondo, even though they were not assigned to the first team in this charity match, they can still remind diehard fans of the past.

"—And now, with three Redondos on the field, this is our future!"

The voice of the commentary was passionate and loud, corresponding to the cheers and applause from the audience, the landslide and tsunami-like cheers and applause.

Those are the Fernandos who brought glory to Real Madrid, and those are players loved by the fans.

【Four: The Demon Kings of the Zhu Family】

After Zhu Xu reunited with his biological parents, he also gradually became acquainted with his younger brother Zhu Yu in this world.

Perhaps because of Zhu Xu, when Zhu Yu showed his love for football, he quickly entered the Real Madrid youth training camp as he wished.

Then Real Madrid's youth training coaches discovered... Nima is also a little genius!

Just like his older brother, Zhu Yu has always been the best in his age group from the year he entered the youth training, even if the age is relaxed, he is also the best.

And he was never delayed by accidents or injuries—although he left Real Madrid's youth training at the age of 17 and chose a team other than Real Madrid to prove himself, but like his brother Zhu Xu, he won succeeded.

For many of Zhu Yu's opponents, Zhu Yu is like a demon king.Fans are also talking about jokes such as "the devil grinned, it's good that today is stable".

But there are times when the Demon King meets the Great Demon King.

Well, it means meeting Zhu Xu.

In the 2022 World Cup, Zhu Yu, who led the Chinese team to qualify and finally reached the quarter-finals, met Argentina led by his brother.

Argentina's captain Zhu Xu grinned at his younger brother, and Argentina's vice-team Messi also smiled gently at Zhu Yu.

Zhu Yu: ...

He suddenly wanted to curse: Nima, why is the big devil my brother!

Although he is not a timid player before a fight, and he has always had confidence in himself, but at this moment, the past that has been crushed and beaten by his brother in the past flooded his heart, and Zhu Yu felt very tired... …

After the match, although Zhu Yu was defeated - after all, the score of 2:3 was not a shame.

But he was still comforted by the vast number of Chinese netizens.

——"Zhu Yu doesn't cry, your brother is ten years older than you!"

——"Zhu Yu don't panic, your brother will be 34 next year!"

Zhu Yu: ...? ? ? ?

It's better not to notice me, and concentrate on carrying out public executions on human traffickers!

Meanwhile, Argentine fans.

——Hahahahaha Redondo did a great job!

——What a good man Redon is!

—— Redondo saved my character for Argentina!

- Never say you are a traitor again, no one is more patriotic than you!

[[-]: Tattoos on fingertips]

After retiring, Zhu Xu told Messi that he wanted to get a tattoo on his hand.

Messi was a little curious and asked him what he wanted to get tattooed.

"Tattoo our names."

Zhu Xu looked at Messi: "It's like the tattoo on your ankle."

"So, where will you get the tattoo?"

Messi felt his heart beating faster!

But he still pretended to be calm and asked.

"here."

Zhu Xu stretched out his left hand and pointed to the pulp of his ring finger.

"I am, I suddenly want to show off to the world."

[Six: Traveling through time (this extra episode is a non-responsible spoof little extra episode)

Waking up one day, Zhu Xu and Messi discovered that there were two more strangers in the living room.

They can't be called strangers, after all, one of them has the same face as Zhu Xu's father, Fernando Redondo, when he was young.

Zhu Xu poked the system frantically in his heart.

However, after the system gave the answer "This is a passenger from a parallel world", it kept silently pretending to be dead.

After a period of turmoil, everyone sat on the sofa in the living room and began to get to know each other after the "exchange of names".

Zhu Xu was shocked.

After all, not everyone would hear such words after explaining their relationship to their adoptive father in the parallel world.

Fernandez: "We know that, after all, you are my son."

Redondo glanced at his lover.

He didn't think there was anything wrong with what the other party said. After all, if his world developed in the same way as this world, and he also adopted "Zhu Xu", then Fernandez's words would not be a big problem.

But of course he knew that Fernandez hadn't finished speaking.

Intuition told Redondo that his lover was going to play a prank next.

But he wasn't going to expose it—after all, an innocuous prank was nothing if Fernandez was happy.

"I mean, you were born to me."

Zhu Xu:? ? ? ?

Messi:! ! !

"Oh, in our world, I'm a woman."

"I don't know why, but when I showed up here, my gender and appearance changed."

Fernandez, with blond hair and purple eyes, said in a firm and helpless tone.

Messi doesn't believe it.

He felt that the other party must be lying, how could this kind of thing be true!

Messi looked at Zhu Xu.

……Um? ?Why is Zhu Xu meditating? ? ?

Zhu Xu is asking the system for verification.

He always felt that what Fernandez said was not something the system couldn't do.

However the system keeps playing dead.

"Then why, I haven't heard of you in this world?"

Zhu Xu settled down and asked the question.

Fernandez was silent for a while, and said with a very sad look: "That's probably because I didn't exist in this world or died young."

"After all, if 'I' is still around, you must have heard of me."

Fernandez winked at Zhu Xu: "I'm a big star."

Zhu Xu & Messi: ... What are you talking about? ?

"After all, I can eat with my face."

Fernandez said particularly innocently.

Zhu Xu looked at him carefully.

I looked again.

Then he believed it.

Messi: ...emmm, well, Zhu Xu, if you believe me...

Redondo: Try not to tear down your lover

Fernandez: Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha It's so funny to lie to myself!

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In the last spoof, Fernandez comes from next door, and he is a pair with Redondo in his world.Well, he is actually Zhu Xu from the parallel world.

And, at this point, this article is completely over.

Zhu Xu and Messi, Zhu Xu and his relatives and friends will have a bright future and everyone will be happy.

Thank you, my friends, without you, I would really have become a big knife for self-defense; thanks to everyone who has been watching here, thank you for your support!

Hugs everyone, goodbye everyone~

The author has something to say:

By the way, I would like to ask for an advance receipt... It is an article that I have discussed with my friends for a long time, about the story of "Dong Ge returns to his youth and travels back, so there are two Dong Ge in the world after time travel".The setting has also been authorized by my wife, Mrs. Xiao Tianxiao. The authorization was required the year before last, but I didn't expect... it has been difficult to give birth until now ORZ

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