[Football] The system upgrade task of the dream pitch

Tip: This episode is the follow-up forum of "If Zhu Xu and Messi stay but Zhu Xu joins the Chinese team" that appeared in the main text. For the detailed background, see the fifth and sixth episodes of the episode.

"Who can tell me if there is any way to pay attention to the prince without seeing that frightening Argentine! ! ! ! ! !There is no law of the king! ! ! ! ! ! "

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Is there any little angel who can tell the poster if there is any way to block that Argentine, you know who it is!Nima, whether I follow the male god's ins, Twitter or FB, this guy is everywhere, everywhere, everywhere!The Real Madrid team tweeted the official blog and you guys told me why you still brought that idiot with you when you sent the news of the prince, why!Why!Why!How can this guy be worthy of a prince except he can play football! ! ! !Even Kaka and Ronaldo are no better than him! ! ! ! !

№0: I want to poke my eyes every day!

№1: Hahahahaha I saw the host’s ID and came in!

№2: It feels like today is another day for the host, Nikkei, you haven’t gotten used to this painting style←_←

№3: I’m used to it, you better get out of unrequited love early, you can’t kick this dog food QAQ

№4: Hehe, my ex-boyfriend sent me a message a few days ago, saying that Zhu Xu has given birth to four children, let’s get back together, get back together with your sister, even if the male god feeds dog food every day and still has A rival in love wants me to poke my eyes out, but it doesn't mean that I can fall in love with you idiot now, okay?

№5: Wait, upstairs, landlord!You are a male?

№6: [You just discovered the truth? .jpg]

№7: Hahahaha the host is a man, he is the veteran of the forum, have you not seen that his Nikkei is just deleted every day and never blocked his ID?

№8: The landlord of the privileged class is as hard-working as you, and has the same rival in love!Who kindly tells me how to shield that Argentine dwarf!

№9: _(:з」∠)_With all due respect, the prince retired as soon as he retired, and then you should get used to it when you get married regardless of the external reaction...

№10: The children are four now, four now! ! !And the little angel Mateo is so cute, okay?I can't wait to hold him in my arms, hug and lick him~~

№11: The poster listens to everyone’s advice, that guy is everywhere, because he is not the only one who posts dog food, but also the prince and two little princes QAQ

№12: When it comes to the two little princes, I want to cry. The two little princes are fine with the two little briquettes, but why is the little prince Zhu Yan not interested in football?He obviously has a cold face, more like a prince than his brother QAQ!And the boss of the coal ball is obviously a Chinese nationality and a Chinese name, but he has no interest in football at all.

№13: _(:з」∠)_Upstairs, you are calm, you think about Argentina, it’s hard work, the prince obviously didn’t have Chinese nationality at the time, and after he got the nationality quickly through the back door, he came to China, you don’t even remember Did Maradona go to Redondo's house and cry bitterly?

№14: Cough, let’s make money, Messi was scolded miserably when these two came out of the closet, the person you can tie him up can’t keep his nationality, what’s the use of you 233333~

№15: Landlord, are you still there...?

№16: Probably not here, the host is just once a day, venting and venting~ I'm used to it.

№17: Then I will make a big move. Damn, today is the first day of work for the prince. Seeing these two people taking care of their children for so long, the prince finally got to do something serious. I was so touched when I saw Real Madrid’s ins!As a result... As a result, dots appeared on someone's ins! ! ! !I will post pictures!

[#First day working hard, we wait for you to go home#[Messi & Zhu Xi & Mario.jpg]*3]

Did you find anything! ! ! ! !

№18: Uh, isn’t this the first day of work for the male god, and then Messi posted a selfie with his two sons?wrong!Messi...he...seems to be fat?

№19: Why do I feel that he looks so much uglier overnight?

№20: My heart is about to break!I am so keen for God! ! ! !I also want to learn from the landlord to poke his eyes ah ah ah ah

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№21: Lou, what's wrong with you, landlord?What's wrong with this picture?Although Messi seems to have gotten a little fatter and frustrated, but Zhu Xi is still very handsome, well, Mateo is also very cute ==

№22: Go and see Messi’s previous ins!The previous ah ah ah ah ah!I can't stand it anymore! ! ! !

[Beauty is in the eye of the beholder! ——Messi.jpg]*30

[Because I am so deeply loved by my male god! ——Messi.jpg]*30

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№124: Wait, I found something wrong, the picture above and the picture below are really Messi?Fuck is this really a Messi?

№125: Petting the landlord, I also found this bloody dog ​​food...

№126: Don’t tell me that all the pictures on Messi’s ins were taken by Zhu Xu (P), this... this...

№127: Embracing the host and crying affectionately, why a god who loves us so much loves this little dwarf, I understand you!The so-called mistaken life for a prince, I haven't married until now because those blind dates can't even match a hair of the prince! ! ! !

№128: Hugging you and weeping bitterly, just now the foreign fan girl found out that the male god has not only obtained the coaching certificate these years, he got the coaching certificate in a hurry, but he signed up for a photography class...

№129: I... I just want to strengthen my belief and tell myself - the prince can't love him that much!It's impossible to rub his skin, push his face and pull his legs!In the end, you told me upstairs that the male god actually signed up for a photography class in order to take better pictures of him? ? ? ? ?

№130: [Landscape.jpg]*10

[Landscape.jpg]*20

Anyway, what I just found out about his homework is that his works are all landscapes, not a single character!None!Except for a certain dwarf and their four children QAQ!

№131: Who will tell me, did Messi save the galaxy in his previous life?Why did he meet all the good men?

№132: The biggest Sue I met in my life turned out to be not a prince, but Macy... so perfect that Mary Sue's prince was prepared for Macy's QAQ!

№133: It turns out that true love is "If you are not photogenic, I will become a master photographer to make you unique!" [What a painful realization.jpg]

№134: It turns out that true love is "you in my eyes, the one that even the biggest photographers in the world can't shoot"

№135: Wait, I just found out that there was a revelation on Twitter. The reason why the prince only started working now is not because he was worried that some extreme fans would not accept it!It's because the main force with children has always been the prince! ! ! !

Nima "Ole Newspaper" just released a lot of pictures of them!It's all collected by them with prizes! ! ! ! !

№136:

Is this still a collection?I have found countless of them myself, okay?If you take a little care, you will know that Messi is unreliable to take care of children, and the main force has always been princes!It's not because this idiot doesn't know how to take care of children, they just stopped after having four goddamn children, the prince is probably still at home as the husband of the house!right!It is said that the cook is also the male god QAQ!

[Zhu Xu pushes two strollers alone.jpg]

[Helping my son change diapers on a park seat.jpg]

[Messi holds Zhu Yan with a dazed face.jpg]

[Family of four, Zhu Xu holding the two young ones, Messi holding the two big ones.jpg]

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№137: Me, me, me... I can't understand the host better. Such a peerless good man can only be our man, but he has become that little man who can't do anything but play football. It's too much. XX!

№138: It's a dog, a man who has never brought up children is unreliable, it's just...

№139: Just like the landlord, I can’t wait to poke my eyes, blah blah, blah blah, why do I want to watch the live broadcast...

№140: What's wrong?Please don't give a damn!

№141: It’s really a sad day. To make a long story short, that useless guy Messi really couldn’t take care of the two children alone, and then Mateo seemed to be a poop. He was busy taking care of the children, but he ignored the third child. You guys understand that.As a result, the third child secretly played with his mobile phone, and miraculously turned on the live broadcast of ins. The key is that the dwarf did not find out, and then the third child turned off the live broadcast without knowing it, and then released two pictures...

When these two were young, they always believed in every game, fooling us and the media like fools, but it turns out that this old couple has had four children for so many years, and they still send such nasty things to toss us!

My dog ​​eyes! ! !Single dogs are so pitiful, why are you doing this to us QAQ!

№142: Although I know that the male god loves him, but...but I still can't stand seeing this kind of stuff!Whoooo!

№143: Damn it, is it a boat photo! ! ?If there is a key part of the male god, I beg Messi to send it out!

№144: Hahahahaha, if it’s that photo, I’ll bear it, the problem is...you’re going to be blind yourself, so let’s go blind together!

###Hehehe, it’s obviously for today###

【Baby, for the sake of my love for you, can you have a small piece of roast beef today?If you can agree, my son and I will love you more! =3=]

——Honey, for the sake of loving you so much, we should eat fish today, and eat fish to nourish the brain!Sons and their future partners will love us (づ￣3￣)づ╭～

【Baby, wouldn't it be great to eat some of what you love?I agree with you that studying nutrition is not to make you stricter on yourself, and I have clearly said that I love all the dishes you cook, but you love roast beef=33=]

——Of course I know that you love me, just like I love you, but when we made the weekly recipes, you clearly agreed, and you said it was good for children's growth?Your mouth is so sweet, so sweet that I don't have to prepare dessert today.

[Leo, you can't do this!Although I don't like sweets, Zhu Xi and Mateo will cry~ But isn't it too hard for you to take care of them and prepare lunch and dinner?I will go home after training, wait for me=333=】

——Although I don’t want to admit it, I really can’t take care of the two of them by myself when you’re not at home. QAQ, dear, I miss you~~

#Obviously an earlier one#

【Leo, dear, I don’t think you need to count calories at all, you are not fat at all, you are still the best you in my heart, or are you tired of my Chinese food?Will my mother and I learn some Argentinian dishes on the weekend? 】

——Dear QAQ, I just found that I run slower. I don’t want to be unable to do one-on-one with you one day.

【Baby, time has changed you, so how could you let me go?I will grow old with you.Or do you not love me when I'm old? 】

——Please, your fans say that even if you get old one day, you will be the most handsome old man in the world!Okay I'm jealous again, I'll try to restrain myself.

[But time has made me love you more. If I love you until you don’t eat well, my heart will hurt. What should I do? Should I try to restrain my love for you? 】

— you bastard!Well, you win, I want to eat sweet and sour pork!If you want to eat Argentinian food, I have learned from my mothers and I will make it for you tomorrow.

【Don't worry baby, you don't have to worry about those calories, because you will definitely burn them out at night, I won't restrain my love for you :)】

№145: Hehehehe...

№146: The character design of the male god in my heart...why hasn't it collapsed yet! ! ! !

Fuck Messi, Messi!Messi!I used to be able to watch the host get nervous once a day with a peaceful mind, but now I hate him to death!

№147: [Burn to death rival.jpg]

№148: The male god really loves him QAQ, the stalk of Nima’s childhood sweetheart is simply not too hateful!Although I still don't understand why he went to La Masia when he was Mao Zhonger, and why he had the same eye with Messi, but this one will last a lifetime QAQ!The whole world thinks you are not good-looking, so I will take a photo of you who is the most beautiful in my eyes. Even though you have hundreds of millions of fans, I will marry you after I come out!Wash your hands and make soup for you, take care of your children, speak love language for your lack of self-confidence... QAQ

№149: I am not surprised at all that Messi is not confident. If there is such a man who loves me and loves me so much, I will not be confident...

№150: I just wanted to go to Instagram to watch it, but Messi should have found it and deleted it==

№151: It’s useful, tens of millions of people watched the live broadcast, congratulations they have already made the headlines on Twitter and Weibo!

№152: Visually, the male god will not get off work on time this afternoon, Baldbebas must be full of people, all of them are reporters orz

№153: Master 14's Twitter...hahahahaha!Help!

[Guty14: hahahahahah!You kid also has today! :).jpg]

№154:

【RaulGonzalez: The brat I used to have a headache turned into papa of the brat:)】

№155:

【IkerCasillas: My old baby, don't spank my baby, or I will post the photo of you being spanked back then :)】

[SantiagoSolari: My dear nephew has changed cars with me, escaped successfully, and has arrived home by visual inspection :)]

№156: Beating the ground, ":)" This expression will be ruined by them, but when the male god was disobedient and was spanked when he was young?I just want to crazily hug Cassie's waist and beg for pictures!

№157: So the male god fell out of favor, and he fell out of favor after having a child hahahahahaha, this is the truth!I don't know if those teammates of the prince laughed inwardly when they saw this scene, you have today too!

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Well, this is the side story my friend promised me, I think it's super sweet!Hey Hey

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