Devil Class Cannon Fodder

Catnip, dicotyledonous plants, Nepeta genus, perennial herb, has always been known as marijuana in the cat world.

In the territory belonging to the king, several catnip plants have become the edge plants of roses.Catnip grows vigorously, and when the king found them, they were already very slim.

Although not all cats are tempted by catnip, tabby cats are not among them.It was inevitably bewitched by the smell of catnip. Although it didn't rush to catch the catnip like crazy, after realizing that the catnip was a "little fairy", it still inhaled it without hesitation.

It's time to let yourself go.

Scientifically speaking, catnip secretes a chemical substance called nepetalactone, which can activate the cat's pheromone receptor response. After the cat eats it, it will cause temporary behavioral changes, such as disorientation and There are hallucinations, from being as quiet as a virgin to as moving as a rabbit, etc.

The tabby cat didn't suddenly become crazy, but the catnip gave it a wonderful stimulus, making it do things it wouldn't normally do.

Song Jing happened to pass by. He was about to go back to the apartment when he saw the half of the cat's tail protruding from behind the flower garden. With so many days of secret observation, he recognized that it was Dawang's cat's tail.

After a while, Song Jing ran over resolutely, and saw the tabby cat struggling to write.

It is really using its claws to draw something on the soft ground.

Song Jing: "!"

Before he could fully react, Song Jing held his breath, took out his phone, and turned on the camera function.

But soon, Song Jing also discovered something was wrong.Among all the cats in the museum, Dawang is the most vigilant one, and it is well known that he likes to be clean, so how could he do this without discovering his existence?Besides, how could such an act of revealing one's nature be so big?

Song Jing was thinking wildly, when the tabby cat suddenly stopped, and then it collapsed on the cobblestone steps of the flower garden, with its two front paws propping up its chin, and the cat's eyes, which were deeper than usual, looked down steadily.

'Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 'Song Jing flicked the screen in his head, this kind of action is too anthropomorphic, the king must be thinking, right?

But there's mud on my face.

Song Jing's thoughts diverged, but he didn't know that his sneakiness had already attracted the attention of others.Rose's planter also came out of the store and looked at Song Jing vigilantly. After Song Jing noticed that look, he was immediately embarrassed.

When Song Jinghe explained dryly that he saw the cat in their museum, and when he went to see the tabby cat that was supposed to be sitting at the side with the shopkeeper, he found that the tabby cat had disappeared at some point.

Song Jing: "..."

Fortunately, the store owner finally accepted Song Jing's explanation, and Song Jing also learned about the catnip planted here from his mouth.When he returned to his rented house, Song Jingyou took out the short video he had taken and watched it again, then put it back on the computer with his scalp numb, and carefully distinguished the scars left by the tiger-spotted cat's claws and the snake's claws. graphics.

"This is a bit like a broom? Or is it a shooting star? Oh! Meteorite."

"No no, it seems to be a spaceship, isn't it?"

"This is a pyramid? Ancient Egypt really admired cats very much, isn't it... not?"

"This, is it Danyang King City?"

"I do not believe!"

"..." Song Jing seemed to be in a trance right now, wishing he could decipher every picture he took.Or maybe Song Jing had imagined something at first, but now he thinks he has finally found the definite evidence, so that he relies on those figures to his own imagination.

On the second day, Song Jing went to work in a daze, caught Pan Kunlun and dragged him into the bathroom, and looked left and right to make sure that there were no cats, and under Pan Kunlun's inexplicable eyes, Song Jing took that part Show the video to Pan Kunlun: "Your Majesty drew it after eating catnip. Look carefully, Brother Pan. This means that the former Catman came to the earth with the help of meteorites from outside the sky and descended in ancient Egypt. The ancient Egyptians Worshiping them as gods, they also taught the ancient Egyptians to build pyramids.

"In my opinion, the pyramid may be a spaceship base built by cats, or a signal tower. It's just that the ancient Egyptians later offended God, and God let Moses cast a curse, and the ancient Egyptian civilization was destroyed, so the cats looked for it. When they got on us, they used the trick of falling meteorites again to come to the first emperor, and reached an agreement with the first emperor, and the first emperor built the dungeon of the Danyang King City.

"The group of cats began to multiply on the earth. With the passage of time and the marriage with the cats on the earth, the cats have long forgotten this history. But the king has returned to his ancestors, and he ate catnip Finally, I remembered the past engraved in my genes! Brother Pan, what are you doing?"

Pan Kunlun took it for granted: "Transfer it to my phone, this is the dark history of the king. I bet you, its claws are absolutely bald."

Song Jing: "...... Did you listen to me!"

Pan Kunlun recalled the tabby cat's embarrassment, chuckled twice and said, "I heard, what you said, it seems that human beings are not enslaved by cats now." Otherwise, how could there be cat slaves.

Song Jing: "...that's right."

Song Jing quickly came back to his senses: "No, no! Is the point here? The point is that the king is too smart, is this something that ordinary cats would do?"

Pan Kunlun took a step back and looked at Song Jing, who looked a little crazy and had a big brain: "Xiao Song, are you taking drugs too?" , Yu Shihuang received the alien cat, and the two sides had a friendly exchange, why not simply say that the king is the alien cat back then, who lurked in Danyang Wangcheng just to retrieve the spaceship and go back to his hometown.

Song Jing: "...I'm not! I don't!"

Pan Kunlun patted him on the shoulder, "I think you might as well take half a day off and take a good rest, look at how jealous you are."

Pan Kunlun didn't take the strange behavior of tabby cats after smoking catnip at all. They were elusive enough before smoking catnip, let alone taking drugs.

Pan Kunlun was even more curious about the king, did he wash his paws to be bald?

……

The tabby cat's paws are intact. Even if it took a delicious bath yesterday, it was already dry, and it can't be seen today.

When Pan Kunlun looked over, the tabby cat was standing on the top of the wall, staring back condescendingly.Originally, the tabby cat was full of aura, but now that he looked at it so deeply, Pan Kunlun couldn't hold back anymore. He laughed a few times, greeted the tabby cat, and walked away first.

The tabby cat watched Pan Kunlun walk away, then jumped off the wall as if nothing had happened, and continued to inspect the territory.

As for Song Jing.

Song Jing has already begun to doubt life, and he doesn't know when he will be able to recover.

……

The catnip accident, there is still a follow-up.

The tabby cat, adhering to the principle of "being happy alone is worse than being happy with others", has shared catnip with other cats.

The cats who were lucky enough to come into contact with catnip were so excited one by one.

Catnip will not do any harm to cats, nor will it make cats addictive, but it is not good, just hi, cool.It's just that catnip is limited after all, and there is only a pinch of it that can be seen.

During the period, the Qilin cat, who had always been so proud and lonely, passed by not far away, and had a face-to-face meeting with the tabby cat.

As usual, Kirin Cat would just turn around and leave proudly, but this time when the wind blew, the smell of catnip spread to it, and it was a little immobile.

The tabby cat that has been in contact with catnip for a short time is not as addicted as it was the first time, and it is more likely to calmly watch other cats having a good time.

Facing the Qilin cat's sudden intrusion, and the Qilin cat's unrestrained appearance, the tabby cat disregarded the past, and gave the Qilin cat the catnip.

Qilinmao held it, continued to hold it, but still couldn't hold it.

Come on, be merry, there's plenty of time anyway.

After taking drugs together, the relationship between the tabby cat and the Kirin cat finally broke the ice.Of course, before it was the unilateral arrogance of the Qilin cat, and the tabby cat didn't have the same knowledge as it, but now the Qilin cat lowered its head.

Make tourists who discover this exclaim: "What am I missing?"

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A small part of the cats at the Danyang Wangcheng Museum were brought in by the employees. For example, the orange cat General was brought in by Pan Kunlun, A Fei was brought by his cat father Shen Que, and Qilin and Little Xingxing were claimed by the curator. most of them are stray cats, some came here by themselves, some were rescued by the staff; some are second-generation cats, which were born after cats.

No matter what kind it is, everyone eats and lives in the museum, so the tabby cat will often go home to have a look and eat cat food made by cat mother Lin Lifang, but most of the time, the tabby cat is still in the museum.

The staff of the museum will provide cat food regularly, as well as clean water and so on.This cat food was ordered from the pet center run by Lu Buyi.

Because the staff are very familiar with each cat, and also know the number and consumption of cats, so the daily cat food, the staff also roughly count.

Furthermore, even if cat food is really not enough, cat owners will not be hungry.In Danyang King City, besides being self-reliant and catching mice for a living, they can also get food from tourists.

There are many cat lovers who come to visit Danyang King City. They will definitely not rashly feed cats with food that is not suitable for them. Therefore, the cats in Danyang King City are not only living in the peach blossom garden of cats, but they are also regarded as cats. Don't worry about eating and drinking, and don't be afraid of wind and rain.

In contrast, the royal cats are not free to eat and drink. In addition to catching mice, they have also brought a lot of popularity to the Danyang Wangcheng Museum.The museum also learns from another museum that raises cats, and sells related derivatives to the outside world. Anyway, let’s make mutual achievements.

Having said that, the quality of the cat food in the Danyang Wangcheng Museum is very guaranteed, otherwise, just because of Lu Buyi's ability to exploit, the pet center would not be so successful, and there would be several branches.This cat food can provide all kinds of nutrition that cats need for growth. For cats, it is an essential meal. Occasionally, tourists will find extra meals, catch mice and eat meat, anyway, it is to achieve balanced nutrition. growing up healthily.

There is rarely any leftover cat food delivered by the daily staff.

If the staff sees that the cats are not hungry, they will not go into details.

However, one day, the tabby cat, who knew every inch of the land here, was the first to notice something was wrong.The cat food alone made the tabby cats aware that there were new cats coming in, but on the bright side, there were no new cats in the museum.

The other cats didn't notice anything unusual either.

That cat that broke in but didn't show up aboveboard was amazing.

The tabby was both annoyed and excited about it.

What makes it angry is that there are cats acting as demons under its nose.Thinking about it again, this cat is extraordinary, and it seems that it can have some fun, so the tabby cat is naturally excited.

That cat has good skills, and the tabby is also good, and it's not a cat.It needs military divisions to have military divisions, generals to have generals, and scouts to have scouts... More importantly, this is its territory, and no one knows the terrain better than it.

So after confirming that there was such an intruder with no tail or head, the tabby cat began to dispatch the cats under its command, and started a chasing and intercepting battle.

The tone of this battle, in the eyes of the tabby cat, is relaxed, and it is more enjoying the process.In addition, it is to train the cooperation ability of the group of cats, and the cats in the museum, even if they are not well-known, are not ordinary people.After a small number of cats were mobilized, if the intruder could not be made to show his original shape, then they would simply shut themselves off.

Fortunately, the royal cats did not gain their reputation in vain, and within two days, they surrounded the intruders.

It was an all-black cat with a long body and a shiny black coat. Under the night, a pair of bronze eyes were very shining and compelling.After it realized that it was surrounded by groups, it didn't panic, and instead made a provocative cry.

Oh, what a guts.

The tabby cat is still calm, but Prince Edward and Minmin are not so good-tempered, and they don't have such determination, but they didn't engage in feline heroism. Instead, they united with other cats and gave the black cat a nice.

Since this black cat can appear and disappear here, it also has its own advantages, so it is not so easy to deal with.

At the beginning, the tabby cat just watched the prince and the others come forward, and did not go up to help. When the black cat tried to retreat, the tabby cat stepped forward graciously, trying to kill the cat. prestige.

As soon as the black cat saw the tabby cat entering the arena, it arched its back, obviously very afraid of it.

Two cats face each other, you come and go.After a while, the winner was decided, but when the black cat was about to be caught, it did something very unreasonable, and it suddenly slammed into the earth wall on one side.Even the tabby cat was taken aback for a while, but the tabby cat didn't think the black cat was being stupid. After being stunned for a moment, it hurried forward, but it just hooked the black cat's cat rope, and the black cat disappeared before its eyes. gone.

It was as if the black cat had passed through the wall.

Tabby cat: "!"

Other cats: "???"

What a hell.

The tabby cat narrowed its eyes, and first looked at the cat card, which had the black cat's name engraved on it: Schrödinger.

It turned out that there was only a cat that was a shit shoveler, but why did it come to the museum?According to the black cat's ability, there will be no shortage of food. Could it be that he just fancy the cat food here?

Before there is an answer to this question, it is more important to think about how this black cat managed to pass through the wall.

The tabby cat stared deeply at the dirt wall, while the other cats were still in shock, only A Fei calmed down and walked up to the tabby cat - this "encirclement and suppression", Gong Zili did not participate.It loves quietness and does not like this kind of intense activity.Hooligan is an expert mouse catcher and extremely intelligent. After coming to the museum, he has been influenced by many tabby cats, and he is also very curious about such strange things, so it is understandable that he was the first to come over.

The tabby cat and the hooligan cat approached the wall together, staring at the place where the black cat disappeared, intending to find a gap for the black cat to sneak into.Don't underestimate the fluidity of cats. You must know that cats have always been made of liquid.

Sure enough, there was an imperceptible gap in the wall.

But this surprised the tabby cat, fluidity belongs to fluidity, but the fluidity of the black cat is too high.Let the tabby cat speak for itself, it can't do it.Of course, even if it could, it wouldn't want to drill a crack in the wall.

Another day.

"What are they doing? Are they committing suicide by crashing into the wall together?" Song Jing weakly tugged at Pan Kunlun, staring at the cats who were performing against the dirt wall not far away.

Pan Kunlun couldn't figure it out either, "It shouldn't be suicide, maybe they want to knock down that wall?" Pan Kunlun wasn't sure, and when he glanced over there again, he couldn't help but let out a "huh": "Why didn't the general Are they coming? It seems that they are not here to kill themselves, but to knock down the wall. Look at the general's hammer!"

——As far as the body of the general is concerned, it is a big hammer when it jumps up, and other cats are small hammers.

Song Jing fell into deep confusion, "Why did they knock down the wall? How did that wall hinder them? This approach is basically hitting a stone with an egg. Or is there something under that wall that is worthy of them?" So desperate? Otherwise, their behavior is completely unreasonable. And where did the king go? Did it just ignore it? Or did it order it? Could it be that it wants to leave the earth after being exposed?"

Pan Kunlun: "..." Why did he come here to listen to Song Jing's nagging? Isn't this making his ears suffer.

Song Jing was still spitting: "Why? Why?"

In fact, they are just challenging themselves. After all, it doesn't make sense that black cats can sneak through as an outsider, but they can't.Even if there is one of them that can get through, then they are not considered to be at a disadvantage.

But the orange cat like the general is purely here to make up for the number. If it can get through, then there is nothing it can't get through.