Devil Class Cannon Fodder

Qilin is a docked-tailed Kirin cat with only a small tail and unique chest hair.Its chest hair is very fluffy, and it looks mighty from a distance.In addition, Kirin has light variegated stripes, especially on the face, that give it a really good look.Coupled with the fact that the unicorn tail gives the unicorn cat the meaning of attracting wealth and wealth, it is no wonder that the unicorn cat is loved by people, especially businessmen.

The original owner of Qilin was a rich man named Du Pengfei.Buying the unicorn is also because the unicorn cat is called the Elvis Presley, but unfortunately, due to unforeseen circumstances, the business of the Du family has plummeted.Du Pengfei didn't say that he was angry with Qilin, but after their family went bankrupt, Du Pengfei didn't want to keep Qilin cat anymore.Originally, Du Pengfei planned to give it away to someone at will. Fortunately, Wang Chaoqing, the curator of the Danyang Wangcheng Museum, knew Du Pengfei and took the cat over.

The Balinese cat named Little Xingxing was raised by Mrs. Du.Mrs. Du also had no intention of raising cats due to bankruptcy, so she simply gave one away.

After Chaoqing received it, he completed the formalities, and the official blog soon made an announcement, but the section on the origin was hidden.

There is really nothing to say about the appearance of Kirin, just looking at the photos makes people feel very imposing.The tourists couldn't help worrying. After all, Kirin cats are often the leader of the cat group. If it comes to the museum, it will inevitably have a conflict with the king. Will it hurt both sides?

Of course, tourists still have great confidence in tabby cats, but one mountain cannot accommodate two kings.

When tourists who love cats come to visit Danyang King City, they will pay extra attention.A tourist was lucky enough to capture such a scene. The tabby cat, who has led the cats for a long time, met the new Kirin cat at a distance. The two cats are almost the same in size, and each is extraordinary. looked, and then Qilinmao proudly looked away, and walked away calmly with heroic steps.

Then, the tabby cat walked forward unhurriedly.Facing the crowd walking back and forth, it still showed no curiosity, but only moved its ears slightly from time to time, making it look lazy and vigilant, adding to its demeanor.

After this passage was posted on the Internet, it aroused heated discussions among tourists.

"The two of them looked at each other, and I made up a big movie in my brain."

"Sparks crackle and crackle."

"One or two are big bosses."

"I think the case can be solved. The king is still the king, and the Qilin king is slightly inferior."

"It should have been a contest in private, but it's a pity that I didn't see this master's fight."

"It's over, it's over, I can now make up a blockbuster movie."

……

The tourists who suck cats in the cloud are still astute. Not long after the Kirin cat came to the Danyang Wangcheng Museum, it took the initiative to challenge the tabby cat.Qilin is really an extraordinary cat, and he was a cat who had been cultivated before, and his background is unusual. Although his family is in decline, his momentum and self-esteem are still there. Seeing him quietly avoiding the attention of the staff, he is still a cat. It can be seen that the location of the tabby cat was quickly locked.

At that time, the Qilin cat took the lead in attacking, but the next moment, the tabby cat, who seemed defenseless, caught the Qilin cat, the enemy cat, very quickly before the Qilin cat's cat claws caught it.Before Qilinmao had time to "change its tricks", it was bounced by the bent bamboo next to it for no reason, and it was directly ejected more than ten meters away.Fortunately, when it landed, Kirin Cat narrowly landed on a pile of fallen leaves, otherwise it would have suffered.

After this encounter, Qilinmao didn't know whether he was convinced or not, anyway, he didn't dare to provoke the tabby cat again.

But depending on the situation, Qilin may not be completely convinced, or he may be maintaining his last self-confidence, disdainful of the common sense of the lower lip cat headed by the tabby cat.

That's right, Qilin's original owner, Du Pengfei, was a big local tyrant. Qilin followed his owner at that time, but he traveled abroad everywhere, and he was not generally well-informed.Even Qilin has its own dedicated excrement officer, a specially customized IPad, cat climbing frames and other appliances are even more luxurious. This kind of treatment is unique among cats in the museum.

The Balinese cat Little Xingxing raised by Mrs. Du can be compared.

And Qilin also takes good care of little Xingxing, and regards little Xingxing as his own. They are both sunny and snowy.

Let's not talk about whether this idiom is used correctly, but let's talk about the little star who is also in the same family.

Little Xingxing is only three months old, but he can already tell that he is a beautiful cat embryo.It has a gorgeous and long tail, a slender body, and its fur is as soft as silk.The voice is soft, with a natural begging tone.

And different from Qilin's arrogant personality, Little Xingxing is very outgoing and active. After adapting to the changed environment, it began to be full of curiosity about the huge museum.Whether it's a building or a grove of trees.

As for the same kind, Little Xingxing is very familiar.

The first time I came to the tabby cat, little Xingxing became very interested in the tabby cat's tail, and kept jumping up and down behind it.

This attracted all the cats to look sideways.

The prince got out from the grass and bared his teeth at Little Xingxing.

Little Xingxing: 'Meow? '

The next moment, Little Xingxing stretched out his paw, intending to scratch the tabby cat's tail.

Prince: '! '

The prince regarded this as a provocation, and he didn't care how old he was, or how old the Balinese cat was. He pushed the little star away and scratched it when he went up.Little Xingxing is not stupid and bold, it is keenly aware of the threat, and it can't be tough with the prince, so it chooses to retreat.

The prince followed, and the two cats started a chase.

It stands to reason that as a cat that came here, the prince is still a big cat, with both physique and agility, and is more familiar with the territory. His victory is in sight.However, Little Xingxing was not completely defenseless, it turned around with a piece of string, like an acrobat.

Although Xiao Xingxing himself was a little unbelievable after doing this action, but in the eyes of the tabby cat, it still has a lot of energy. The key is that Xiao Xingxing has a talent for cats.

Gong Zili also saw this scene, and the next moment he turned his head to look at the tabby cat.

The tabby cat and it looked at each other, and everything was said.

The tabby cat is the leader of the cat group, not to mention it has a unique charm. It is easy to win over a kitten.Within two days, Little Xingxing, the Balinese cat, willingly became the little follower of the tabby cat, or a staunch follower.Little Xingxing is like a follower, chasing the tabby cat's tail and running around. Even if it is difficult for it to climb, he will not let it give up. On the contrary, it has an amazing jumping talent and has been fully supported exercise.

It didn't take long for the tourists to know that Dawang has a beautiful little follower, and with Xiaoxing's lively and charming personality, he will soon have a lot of fans.

When Qilinmao realized this, he was very angry and grinned at the tabby cat.

Even the prince was very upset.

Some tourists took photos of the prince and the unicorn cat together, and posted them on the Internet, which immediately made cat fans feel a bloodbath:

"You instigate against my crown prince, and I will seduce your crown prince!" ——The King of Kirin

"Father, am I your favorite cub? ——Prince

"Laugh die, this is the rhythm of a large palace fighting drama."

"Analyzing rationally, who is the most favorable cat to inherit the throne? I personally vote for Minmin."

"Minmin Emperor Ji is indeed more stable and more elegant."

"I want to know whether Little Xingxing is voluntary, or is he a spy?"

……

There are also enthusiastic cat slaves who made a series of videos based on the videos taken by tourists and the images uploaded on the official blog, named "Wangcheng Fengyun". Cat friends who have watched said: "Hahahaha, this drama I followed."

"Five-star recommendation, the best cat movie of the year."

"Acting 666, crushing little fresh meat."

It also greatly increased the popularity of cat owners in the Danyang Wangcheng Museum, and even the official blog expressed their delight.

Tourists don't know the origin of Kirin cat, but Lin Lifang still knows a little bit.

Du Pengfei and Du's wife, Nie Yudan, had a relationship with Lin Lifang and Gu Jianguo couple in the past, but it was not a good relationship.Nie Yudan and Lin Lifang were in the same class, and they had a lot of competition, and after Nie Yudan married Du Pengfei, a local tycoon, he became even more self-confident and often ran against Lin Lifang.I don't want to think that the feng shui is turning around now, Lin Lifang's career is booming, but the Du family has gone bankrupt.

But Lin Lifang doesn't care about cats, and she doesn't worry about her cat son being overwhelmed by that unicorn cat. After thinking about it, I also gave my cat son an iPad.Of course, Lin Lifang didn't want to be in the limelight, let alone attract people's attention. This iPad is not brand new, and it is usually just for the cat to play at home.

On the iPad, Lin Lifang read the recommendations and downloaded a few games for cats.After the tabby cat came home from get off work in the museum, Ms. Lin took it as a surprise, and was waiting to make a small video of her cat son playing games for her own entertainment.

Tabby cat: "..."

Ms. Lin: "...you despise mom, don't you?"

It's not that Lin Lifang has nothing to do with the cat son. She felt pitiful: "Mom, I downloaded it so hard, and I also experienced it one by one, and I found it very fun. Beibei, you have to be considerate of mother's hard work. .”

The tabby was still unmoved, but it didn't run away from the couch.

Lin Lifang felt that there was a door when she saw it, so she opened the iPad for it and watched it play a game of cat and fish.Soon the tabby cat broke the record of the cat mother, and it was very easy.

Lin Lifang: "..."

When Gu Jianguo came back to play this game and became the one with the lowest score, Lin Lifang was in balance.

Ugh.

But since then, this iPad has belonged to the tabby cat.

The tabby cat didn’t bring the iPad to the Danyang Wangcheng Museum at first. If it wanted to play, it could play in the museum too, because occasionally there would be staff members who wanted to pamper the cat owner too.Once, Pan Kunlun, a fat man, played "Tom and Jerry" with an iPad when the cats ordered to eat.

The cats were attracted by the sound and gathered around to take a look.When Pan Kunlun laughed so hard that his stomach ached, he looked up and saw that he was surrounded, and he was stunned.

When the first cat approached, another staff member, Zhou Suli, subconsciously took out her mobile phone and started to record the video until Pan Kunlun's dazed face was recorded.After this small video was uploaded, many people watched it hahahaha, and then reposted it, and participated in the heated discussion.Many talented netizens also added an inner OS to the cats watching Pan Kunlun and "Tom and Jerry" in the video, which led to many jokes and emoticons.

Among them, the tabby cat sitting on the outermost and highest place has a cat face with a smile that is not a smile: "Inbrew Sting." '

Li Wenjing, the son next to him, said, "Your Majesty, everything has been arranged." '

Pan Kunlun's matching words are: "Today next year will be the day of my death." '

It is worth mentioning that "If cats have intelligence and develop civilization, then "Tom and Jerry" may become a banned film." One comment received the highest praise.

Then again, in addition to the iPads of the staff, there are also mobile phones, TVs, etc., which can make the cats look at it strangely.For example, there is a TV in the staff rest area, and occasionally the sofa in front of the TV is occupied by cat owners.Cats will lie on the sofa and watch TV. Everyone thinks that they just watch it strangely and can’t understand it. However, sometimes people watch them seriously, or change the channel, and then whisper to each other, and their thinking diverges. The staff members feel that they may be understandable.

Especially the tabby cat, and Gong Zili.

Even though this staff member named Song Jing, when he told other colleagues in private, everyone felt that he was thinking too much.

Song Jing looked back and saw Ah Fei scratching the sofa on the sofa. The tabby cat seemed to find it interesting and wanted to get a paw too. He smiled secretly: "I really think too much." '

However, after Song Jing closed the door and left, the rest area immediately became quiet, leaving only the sound from the TV.

Remembering that he didn't take his mobile phone, Song Jing, who turned back, saw this scene completely.

Then, Song Jing made eye contact with the cats watching TV on the sofa.

Song Jing: "!!"

At this moment, a voice sounded in the rest area: "Dare to ask Your Majesty, how should we deal with this person?"

Song Jing: "!!!"

Then, another voice said: "Where is the forbidden army?"

Song Jing's legs softened and he almost rushed out the door.

The third voice sounded loudly: "You tyrant! I will do justice for the sky today!"

Song Jing covered his mouth reflexively: "I didn't say that!"

Before Song Jing finished speaking, there was music playing, which seemed to be background music.No, it's background music.It turned out that the episode of the assassination of the emperor by a knight was playing on the TV, and by coincidence, it matched the plot of Song Jing's imagination, making him think that those two sentences were uttered by the cats on the sofa.

Song Jing: "..."

Looking at the king on the sofa, he seemed to be frightened by Song Jing, or something, he slowly got up from the sofa, jumped off the sofa and walked outside.Gong Zili followed closely behind, and the Balinese cat Little Xingxing who had been hanging around with the king, even A Fei, the Jianzhou cat who came before, did not stay.

What made Song Jing shudder was that when Ah Fei stepped on the remote control, the TV screen went black.

Four cats filed out, but Song Jing wished he could jump up and hide away.

Even after A Fei's cat father, the security captain Shen said that A Fei would turn on and off the TV before, Song Jing still felt gross.

From then on, Song Jing divided his attention and secretly observed the group of imperial cats.I don't know whether he wants to make sure the cat can't talk, or secretly expects the cat to talk, or what's more, it's something from aliens.After all, this is the Danyang King City, and there are many legends about aliens left behind during the Yu Shihuang period.

I just hope that Song Jing won't "go crazy" because of this.

The Danyang Wangcheng Museum has collected many cultural relics from the Yu Dynasty period. If one of these cultural relics is taken out, it is a priceless treasure.Naturally, the security has to keep up. In addition to the security system, there is also a security team guarding it. In addition, the cultural relics from the Yu Dynasty are different from those from the later feudal dynasties. They are so easy to sell, so there has been no cultural relics theft from the museum.

However, in the open area of ​​Danyang King City, tourists come and go, and it is inevitable that there will be petty theft.If tourists don't pay attention, their mobile phones or wallets may be taken away.

Especially recently, there have been influxes of fugitives, and even Zhao Xingquan, a policeman from the nearby police station, has mentioned it.The security team also decided to strengthen their precautions, but this kind of petty theft is really hard to stop, so they can only remind tourists to pay more attention to themselves and take good care of their valuables.

The weather is pleasant and the cats are more active.

Many tourists who love cats feel that they have come to the right place, and they are not stingy with the memory of their mobile phones. When they see cat owners running past, they take pictures with their mobile phones.Some cats are petted, like Little Xingxing, who is not afraid of strangers, and is even hugged by young ladies. It is no wonder that although it has not been here for a long time, its popularity has grown steadily.

Seeing the little star again means seeing the king, but the tabby cat has never been petted or approached, but for the sake of the little star, the tabby cat still stops, obviously no change in expression However, some tourists conjured up the meaning of connivance, and they all made sympathetic voices.

Who said the emperor is ruthless.

Tabby cat: "..."

These people are really unreasonable.

The tabby cat grew impatient and barked.

Little Xingxing immediately abandoned the little sister and followed the king in a dizzy manner.

"so cute!"

"Recognize the thief as your father, recognize the thief as your father."

"Haha."

……

Not long after, the cute cats caused a riot.One visitor somehow attracted the attention of the cats, and several cats haunted him.It made other tourists envious and jealous, but who would have thought that the tourist might accidentally step on the cat's tail when hiding from the cat, causing the cat to frizz and show its sharp claws, scratching the tourist and screaming .The other cats also dealt with the tourist with the same hatred, causing the tourist to mix his left foot with his right foot, and fell into a shit.

Just hearing the sudden fall made my face hurt.

Some of the tourists frowned secretly, thinking that it was not good for the royal cats to do this, but before anyone could mutter, they heard a tourist pointing to the mobile phone that slipped out of the trouser pocket of the extremely happy and sad tourist, and shouted uncertainly Said: "This seems to be my mobile phone."

At this moment, the security personnel came over, and the tourist who fell didn't bother, and jumped up and ran away.This is simply not playing tricks, and the facts have proved that this tourist is really a habit of stealing.

Now the cat owners have done a great job.

Some people say that the cats must have seen that it was a thief, so they went to catch the thief, but more people still think this statement is a little far-fetched. After watching a small video posted by someone, they know that the thief stepped on the cat’s tail and was caught by the cat. They attacked in groups, and then caught a bad guy by mistake.But no matter what, everyone felt that it was worthy of being the royal cat of Danyang King City, with extraordinary ability to catch mice and "rats".

After Song Jing found out, he knelt down to pull the grass leaves, muttering: "Is it a coincidence? Isn't it a coincidence?"

Seeing Pan Kunlun, he casually asked, "Xiao Song, what are you doing?"

Song Jing raised his head and was about to say something when he suddenly saw a cat approaching from the corner of his eye, and he immediately stopped talking until the cat disappeared, and Song Jing said politely: "What about Mr. Pan, look Have you seen the movie "Cats and Dogs War"?" This movie is about the war between the cat clan and the dog clan. The cats and dogs have their own secret service organizations, and the leader of the cats can speak human.The cat leader also wants all humans to be allergic to dogs, so as to achieve the goal of controlling humans all over the world, but of course it failed in the end.The cat leader also fell into the hands of the maid who raised it, and became the barbie cat of the maids and sisters, constantly changing clothes, with a look of lovelessness.

Pan Kunlun said, "What? Do you want to raise a dog?"

Song Jing: "..." Where does this follow.

Song Jing didn't want to keep a dog, he just appeared in the wrong place at the wrong time and had a wrong perception.It doesn't seem right to say that, then, it should be said that Song Jing knows too much, so he has troubles that he shouldn't have, and the core socialist values ​​that he originally believed in have also been shaken.

This was before Schrödinger came, and when Schrödinger defected, Song Jing would see even more incredible things.

Petty theft and the like would not have been eradicated in the first place, and the cats lost interest once they scratched them.Furthermore, the siege was originally just to exercise Minmin, A Fei's ability to cooperate, but judging from the results, the cooperation was not bad.

The unlucky prince, the prince, did not rebel against Qilinmao.After all, when it comes to competing for pets, the prince often can't compete with other cats, and he is also tough, so he is used to it.And the Kirin cat is also used to being alone, so it doesn't have to be part of the group, so the Kirin cat chose to hibernate, and by the way, put on a posture of "well water does not interfere with river water" with the tabby cat.

The tabby cat was still a little disappointed, but after thinking about it, it looked forward to the accumulation of Qilin cat in the future.

Until then, life has returned to its usual calm.

Tabby cats come to patrol the territory every day, train their offspring, watch TV, observe and observe humans, and inevitably feel bored.It was thinking what could relieve this boredom, and continue to mislead that idiot Song Jing?To take the initiative to provoke Kirin cat?Expand your territory?No no no, they are not strong enough.

And at this moment, something appeared in front of the tabby cat with sparks and lightning.That is something that no cat can resist, it is driven by instinct.This is not to say that the estrus period, spring is still early, but——

Meow, the ultimate temptation, catnip!