Don't Be Jealous, I Will Bend Myself
Chapter 2 Runaway Girl x Runaway Girl
As the heroine of the novel, Shi Jian's three views are very upright and kind-hearted, so naturally she will not let Ke Li get hurt in front of her.
She threw down the long sword in her hand, slid forward, folded her hands, and hugged Ke Liheng in her arms. The horse neighed in surprise, but did not pull back Ke Li, who was wandering in the sky.
This is the first time Ke Li has been hugged by a princess in her life. There is a reason why she has been single for 25 years. Apart from having zero love experience, there is also that she doesn't like to contact people, but there seems to be nothing wrong with Shi Jian's contact. Accept it, but there is a kind of cordial feeling.
Just now she was ready to make a fool of herself, but in the end she was saved by the heroine, and now her whole heart is beating non-stop, not because she was teased, but because she was scared!
Ke Li hung his hands unnaturally by his side, and wanted to go down, but when he saw Shi Jian with a beautiful face and shattered skin, he was a little stunned for a moment, thinking that he really deserved to be the heroine he wrote, not only the human Meixin is kind, and she has completely inherited her spirit of helping others, otherwise her waist would have been gone long ago.
[…] Doudou is now very sure that straight steel pipes are fake, and when she sees a beautiful woman, even a straight person will automatically bend, especially her host who is so tsundere.
"..." Shi Jian looked at Ke Li who was staring at her in a daze, and the corner of her mouth twitched.
Just now she thought that the other party was a lover. After all, the world is difficult, and it is not something ordinary women can do to escape marriage in a grand manner, but she didn't expect that he was an idiot, and he was also an idiot who stared at people in a daze.
Out of good upbringing, she didn't throw Ke Li down directly, but asked with a good temper: "Girl, are you okay?"
"No...it's nothing." Ke Li came back to his senses, and after spurning himself from the bottom of his heart, he came down from Shi Jian's arms in embarrassment, and said in an ancient tone, "Thank you, Miss, for your help."
"It's just a little effort." Shi Jian was sure that Ke Li was not injured, so she turned around and was about to leave without thinking too much.
Ke Li could feel the other party's alienation and indifference, and he blamed himself for arranging such a strange temper for the heroine, otherwise the task would have been much easier.
She made up her mind and pinched her thigh hard. With an "ouch", she tilted her body and nearly fell to the ground.
Shi Jian, who had just taken two steps, heard the sound, turned around, and then fell back to support her.
【Host, you have cramp in your feet, so you don't need to rub your thighs. 】
"Nonsense, it's not for completing the task." Ke Li calmly removed his hands from his thighs and leaned shamelessly into Shi Jian's arms.
Shi Jian is now, and is waiting to be married, her chest has already developed well.
Ke Li felt her cheeks pressed against the soft mass, and her face turned red. It was too shameful for the author's mother to pretend to be weak in the arms of the heroine's daughter, but in order to complete the task, she went all out.
[Host, come on, the host is the fattest! ] Doudou looked like he was watching a good show.
Ke Li: "..."
"Girl, did your foot hurt?" Shi Jian asked dubiously, completely unaware that she was being taken advantage of, everyone was a woman, so it's no wonder her vigilance dropped.
"Uh... no," Ke Li immediately added, "Maybe it's because I've been riding a horse for too long, and my leg hurts a bit. Please help me, sister."
As the saying goes, a good girl is afraid of pestering her husband. Since she wants to complete the task, no matter how straight or strong she is, she must learn to pretend to be weak and pitiful.
Only in this way can we stay with the heroine as it should, abuse the scumbag, and develop socialist sisterhood.
Shi Jian supported Ke Li's waist, in fact, she didn't want to be entangled in such a trouble in her heart. She intuitively felt that this person had something wrong with her, especially towards herself, but the other party was so pestering to her that she couldn't get rid of it even if she wanted to.
Then she will take one step at a time and see what kind of moth Ke Li can make. Could it be the secret work sent by Jiang Guo?
Ke Lili leaned on Shi Jian's arms with peace of mind, thinking about how to find an excuse to stay by Shi Jian's side.
There was a sudden sound of horseshoes in her ears, and she was overjoyed, but suddenly panicked on her face, tightened Shi Jian's cuffs, raised her head and said pitifully, "Sister, can you send me into the city?"
Shi Jian looked at her quietly, as if she wanted a reasonable explanation.
Ke Li's head suddenly lowered, and when she looked up again, she was about to cry, her cheeks were flushed, she explained with tears in her eyes: "For money, my parents forced me to marry an ignorant dude. Then I ran away from marriage, and now they must have caught up, my sister must help me."
[The host's acting skills are really good, old cows eat tender grass. 】 Doudou does not suffer from backache when standing and talking.
Ke Li: "..."
Ke Siyu in the book was only 17 and a half years old, otherwise she would not have the face to say that no matter how big the face was given to her.
Shi Jian looked up and stared at the front. There was indeed the sound of horseshoes in her ears, and there was smoke and dust floating. There should be a group of people coming. If Ke Li is really careful, she just took it with her to watch. If not, she can be regarded as helping the girl who lost her footing .
She said in a deep voice: "Then you come with me, but you must listen to me."
Ke Li hurriedly nodded: "Thank you, sister."
After Shi Jian took Ke Li into the city, they found an inn. The red clothes on them were too conspicuous, so they found ordinary clothes to change into.
After changing clothes, Ke Li cupped his face and asked curiously: "Sister was wearing a wedding dress just now, did she also run away from marriage like me?"
In fact, she knew it very well in her heart, but in order to conform to the silly and sweet persona she just pretended to be, she could only continue to pretend to be Xiaobai shamelessly.
Shi Jian stared blankly at Ke Li's big bright eyes. For a moment, she felt that she was wrong. The other party might really be running away from marriage, rather than some tricks. A common occurrence.
She said lightly: "It's not about running away from marriage, it's about being run away from marriage."
As she spoke, she couldn't help becoming irritable, but it wasn't because of the escape from marriage, but because she was tricked.
"Sister likes that person very much?" Ke Li continued to fuck the silly white sweet persona.
Shi Jian glanced at her: "Why do you see that?"
"Of course I can see it from my sister's actions, otherwise how could you..." Ke Li suddenly stopped talking, the heroine just carried a sword, which is different from the original plot in her novel, it seems confusing at first glance As if to find fault.
"Are you looking for someone with a sword?" Shi Jian tilted her head and looked at the sword on the table, with a smile on her lips, "He has lost a lot of face to my family by escaping from marriage. Do you think you should take it back and take care of it?" tidy?"
"..." Ke Li's back felt chilly, and he hurriedly asked the system, "Doudou, why is the heroine's character design a bit broken?"
Although the heroine of her family is ruthless when she should be ruthless, she is also a gentle sister, not so dark-bellied. According to the original plot, the current heroine should not come out to find the hero she likes. Going back at most means teaching her a lesson , How could it be cleaning up? Could it be that you don't like it enough?
[Host, the heroine you portrayed at the beginning was too two-dimensional, but now it is three-dimensional, and all aspects of the heroine's personality are reflected, please ask for blessings. 】
Ke Li: "..."
If you want to say that the characters she created are one-sided, just say it.
[And the scumbag invaded the system, creating a butterfly effect. The heroine only has a little affection for the scumbag now. 】 Doudou added unhurriedly.
"Then don't I have to worry about the heroine falling in love with a scumbag?" When Ke Li wrote this novel, the hero and heroine had a marriage contract first, and then they really fell in love later.
And at this time, the heroine really only had a crush on the hero, and she agreed to get married only because the emperor was afraid of their family's power, and had been arranging marriages for her, so she hurriedly found a hero who she liked.
As a result, being manipulated by the scumbag system like this, the favorability has become only a little bit!
[This is Mary Su's novel. According to the development of the plot, the hero and heroine will still be together in the end, so if you want to truly complete the task and cruelly abuse the scumbag, you still need the host to win the love yourself. 】
Ke Li: "..."
She felt that she was really a vicious female supporting role.
Shi Jian looked at Ke Li who was in a daze in front of her again, and felt a little dissatisfied in her heart, so she snorted softly.
Ke Li said with a sneer: "Sister is so powerful, she should catch the escaped man, skin her muscles and give her a good beating."
Shi Jian didn't speak, but looked at Ke Li with a half-smile, and said slowly, "Really, you seem to have escaped marriage too."
Ke Li: "..." Hehe!
She was in a hurry to eat to cover up what she just said, but she didn't think that the taste of the food here was just right for her taste, so she couldn't help but feast on it.
Shi Jian suddenly felt that the person in front of him was not only a bit dumb, but also a foodie with no intentions, and the people who escaped from marriage seemed not so bad, and the depressed feeling of not finding Lin Wentian dissipated in an instant.
After eating, Shi Jian kindly reminded: "If you are careful and you are arrested and married again, I will go first."
She took only two steps with the sword in hand, when Ke Li grabbed her by the sleeve and said shyly, "Sister, can you do me one last favor?"
Shi Jian looked at her and said, "What's the matter?"
"They will find here in a while, can I go with my sister?" Ke Li asked shamelessly. In order to complete the task, her bottom line had to be lowered all the way.
Shi Jian was slightly startled: "To my house?"
It was a strange feeling to take someone home after meeting him once. She suddenly thought of her flirtatious brother, who often brought beautiful women home for the night like this, and then was beaten up by her father afterwards. pause.
"Is it inconvenient for sister?" Ke Li continued to pretend to be pitiful.
"That's not true." Meeting is fate, and Shi Jian is not so stingy. Helping others is the consistent purpose of her family, but I don't know if Ke Li really has other plans.
"Thank you, sister." As if afraid that Shi Jian would go back on his word, Ke Li followed her closely with his burden, like a poor little tail.
Shi Jian: "..."
Then take it home, anyway, after you bring it home, you can throw it out again.
The two returned to the Marshal's Mansion together. The mansion was full of festive scenes, with red silk everywhere, and a circle of chattering people surrounded the mansion.
Ke Li couldn't help complaining to the system: "Tsk tsk, it turns out that the ancients also loved to eat melons and gossip."
[That's not because you, the host, love to eat melons and gossip. 】
Ke Li: "..."
I always accidentally forget that this is a novel written by myself.
Shi Jian had already seen Ke Li's ability to be in a daze, so she directly pulled her sleeve and went to see Shi's father and Shi's mother first.
When they reached the door, Shi Jian asked awkwardly, "What's your sister's name?"
As the daughter of a general, it's really awkward to call her sister and sister all day long.
Ke Li replied obediently: "Ke Siqu."
"Oh." Shi Jian felt that the name was a little familiar, as if he had heard it somewhere, but after thinking about it carefully, he didn't have a deep impression.
After explaining to Shi's father that Ke Li is a friend of his, Shi Jian stood there quietly listening to his father.
On the day of the daughter's wedding, the son-in-law-to-be suddenly ran away from the marriage. Marshal Shi was very angry and felt sorry for his daughter, so he comforted his daughter and said, "No one who escapes from marriage is a good thing. Don't be sad, I will find you a good one for my father in the future." Sir."
Shi Jian secretly glanced at Ke Li, nodded and said, "What Daddy said is that those who run away from marriage should be caught, skinned and cramped, and beaten up."
【Host, why are these words so familiar? 】
Ke Li: "..."
She threw down the long sword in her hand, slid forward, folded her hands, and hugged Ke Liheng in her arms. The horse neighed in surprise, but did not pull back Ke Li, who was wandering in the sky.
This is the first time Ke Li has been hugged by a princess in her life. There is a reason why she has been single for 25 years. Apart from having zero love experience, there is also that she doesn't like to contact people, but there seems to be nothing wrong with Shi Jian's contact. Accept it, but there is a kind of cordial feeling.
Just now she was ready to make a fool of herself, but in the end she was saved by the heroine, and now her whole heart is beating non-stop, not because she was teased, but because she was scared!
Ke Li hung his hands unnaturally by his side, and wanted to go down, but when he saw Shi Jian with a beautiful face and shattered skin, he was a little stunned for a moment, thinking that he really deserved to be the heroine he wrote, not only the human Meixin is kind, and she has completely inherited her spirit of helping others, otherwise her waist would have been gone long ago.
[…] Doudou is now very sure that straight steel pipes are fake, and when she sees a beautiful woman, even a straight person will automatically bend, especially her host who is so tsundere.
"..." Shi Jian looked at Ke Li who was staring at her in a daze, and the corner of her mouth twitched.
Just now she thought that the other party was a lover. After all, the world is difficult, and it is not something ordinary women can do to escape marriage in a grand manner, but she didn't expect that he was an idiot, and he was also an idiot who stared at people in a daze.
Out of good upbringing, she didn't throw Ke Li down directly, but asked with a good temper: "Girl, are you okay?"
"No...it's nothing." Ke Li came back to his senses, and after spurning himself from the bottom of his heart, he came down from Shi Jian's arms in embarrassment, and said in an ancient tone, "Thank you, Miss, for your help."
"It's just a little effort." Shi Jian was sure that Ke Li was not injured, so she turned around and was about to leave without thinking too much.
Ke Li could feel the other party's alienation and indifference, and he blamed himself for arranging such a strange temper for the heroine, otherwise the task would have been much easier.
She made up her mind and pinched her thigh hard. With an "ouch", she tilted her body and nearly fell to the ground.
Shi Jian, who had just taken two steps, heard the sound, turned around, and then fell back to support her.
【Host, you have cramp in your feet, so you don't need to rub your thighs. 】
"Nonsense, it's not for completing the task." Ke Li calmly removed his hands from his thighs and leaned shamelessly into Shi Jian's arms.
Shi Jian is now, and is waiting to be married, her chest has already developed well.
Ke Li felt her cheeks pressed against the soft mass, and her face turned red. It was too shameful for the author's mother to pretend to be weak in the arms of the heroine's daughter, but in order to complete the task, she went all out.
[Host, come on, the host is the fattest! ] Doudou looked like he was watching a good show.
Ke Li: "..."
"Girl, did your foot hurt?" Shi Jian asked dubiously, completely unaware that she was being taken advantage of, everyone was a woman, so it's no wonder her vigilance dropped.
"Uh... no," Ke Li immediately added, "Maybe it's because I've been riding a horse for too long, and my leg hurts a bit. Please help me, sister."
As the saying goes, a good girl is afraid of pestering her husband. Since she wants to complete the task, no matter how straight or strong she is, she must learn to pretend to be weak and pitiful.
Only in this way can we stay with the heroine as it should, abuse the scumbag, and develop socialist sisterhood.
Shi Jian supported Ke Li's waist, in fact, she didn't want to be entangled in such a trouble in her heart. She intuitively felt that this person had something wrong with her, especially towards herself, but the other party was so pestering to her that she couldn't get rid of it even if she wanted to.
Then she will take one step at a time and see what kind of moth Ke Li can make. Could it be the secret work sent by Jiang Guo?
Ke Lili leaned on Shi Jian's arms with peace of mind, thinking about how to find an excuse to stay by Shi Jian's side.
There was a sudden sound of horseshoes in her ears, and she was overjoyed, but suddenly panicked on her face, tightened Shi Jian's cuffs, raised her head and said pitifully, "Sister, can you send me into the city?"
Shi Jian looked at her quietly, as if she wanted a reasonable explanation.
Ke Li's head suddenly lowered, and when she looked up again, she was about to cry, her cheeks were flushed, she explained with tears in her eyes: "For money, my parents forced me to marry an ignorant dude. Then I ran away from marriage, and now they must have caught up, my sister must help me."
[The host's acting skills are really good, old cows eat tender grass. 】 Doudou does not suffer from backache when standing and talking.
Ke Li: "..."
Ke Siyu in the book was only 17 and a half years old, otherwise she would not have the face to say that no matter how big the face was given to her.
Shi Jian looked up and stared at the front. There was indeed the sound of horseshoes in her ears, and there was smoke and dust floating. There should be a group of people coming. If Ke Li is really careful, she just took it with her to watch. If not, she can be regarded as helping the girl who lost her footing .
She said in a deep voice: "Then you come with me, but you must listen to me."
Ke Li hurriedly nodded: "Thank you, sister."
After Shi Jian took Ke Li into the city, they found an inn. The red clothes on them were too conspicuous, so they found ordinary clothes to change into.
After changing clothes, Ke Li cupped his face and asked curiously: "Sister was wearing a wedding dress just now, did she also run away from marriage like me?"
In fact, she knew it very well in her heart, but in order to conform to the silly and sweet persona she just pretended to be, she could only continue to pretend to be Xiaobai shamelessly.
Shi Jian stared blankly at Ke Li's big bright eyes. For a moment, she felt that she was wrong. The other party might really be running away from marriage, rather than some tricks. A common occurrence.
She said lightly: "It's not about running away from marriage, it's about being run away from marriage."
As she spoke, she couldn't help becoming irritable, but it wasn't because of the escape from marriage, but because she was tricked.
"Sister likes that person very much?" Ke Li continued to fuck the silly white sweet persona.
Shi Jian glanced at her: "Why do you see that?"
"Of course I can see it from my sister's actions, otherwise how could you..." Ke Li suddenly stopped talking, the heroine just carried a sword, which is different from the original plot in her novel, it seems confusing at first glance As if to find fault.
"Are you looking for someone with a sword?" Shi Jian tilted her head and looked at the sword on the table, with a smile on her lips, "He has lost a lot of face to my family by escaping from marriage. Do you think you should take it back and take care of it?" tidy?"
"..." Ke Li's back felt chilly, and he hurriedly asked the system, "Doudou, why is the heroine's character design a bit broken?"
Although the heroine of her family is ruthless when she should be ruthless, she is also a gentle sister, not so dark-bellied. According to the original plot, the current heroine should not come out to find the hero she likes. Going back at most means teaching her a lesson , How could it be cleaning up? Could it be that you don't like it enough?
[Host, the heroine you portrayed at the beginning was too two-dimensional, but now it is three-dimensional, and all aspects of the heroine's personality are reflected, please ask for blessings. 】
Ke Li: "..."
If you want to say that the characters she created are one-sided, just say it.
[And the scumbag invaded the system, creating a butterfly effect. The heroine only has a little affection for the scumbag now. 】 Doudou added unhurriedly.
"Then don't I have to worry about the heroine falling in love with a scumbag?" When Ke Li wrote this novel, the hero and heroine had a marriage contract first, and then they really fell in love later.
And at this time, the heroine really only had a crush on the hero, and she agreed to get married only because the emperor was afraid of their family's power, and had been arranging marriages for her, so she hurriedly found a hero who she liked.
As a result, being manipulated by the scumbag system like this, the favorability has become only a little bit!
[This is Mary Su's novel. According to the development of the plot, the hero and heroine will still be together in the end, so if you want to truly complete the task and cruelly abuse the scumbag, you still need the host to win the love yourself. 】
Ke Li: "..."
She felt that she was really a vicious female supporting role.
Shi Jian looked at Ke Li who was in a daze in front of her again, and felt a little dissatisfied in her heart, so she snorted softly.
Ke Li said with a sneer: "Sister is so powerful, she should catch the escaped man, skin her muscles and give her a good beating."
Shi Jian didn't speak, but looked at Ke Li with a half-smile, and said slowly, "Really, you seem to have escaped marriage too."
Ke Li: "..." Hehe!
She was in a hurry to eat to cover up what she just said, but she didn't think that the taste of the food here was just right for her taste, so she couldn't help but feast on it.
Shi Jian suddenly felt that the person in front of him was not only a bit dumb, but also a foodie with no intentions, and the people who escaped from marriage seemed not so bad, and the depressed feeling of not finding Lin Wentian dissipated in an instant.
After eating, Shi Jian kindly reminded: "If you are careful and you are arrested and married again, I will go first."
She took only two steps with the sword in hand, when Ke Li grabbed her by the sleeve and said shyly, "Sister, can you do me one last favor?"
Shi Jian looked at her and said, "What's the matter?"
"They will find here in a while, can I go with my sister?" Ke Li asked shamelessly. In order to complete the task, her bottom line had to be lowered all the way.
Shi Jian was slightly startled: "To my house?"
It was a strange feeling to take someone home after meeting him once. She suddenly thought of her flirtatious brother, who often brought beautiful women home for the night like this, and then was beaten up by her father afterwards. pause.
"Is it inconvenient for sister?" Ke Li continued to pretend to be pitiful.
"That's not true." Meeting is fate, and Shi Jian is not so stingy. Helping others is the consistent purpose of her family, but I don't know if Ke Li really has other plans.
"Thank you, sister." As if afraid that Shi Jian would go back on his word, Ke Li followed her closely with his burden, like a poor little tail.
Shi Jian: "..."
Then take it home, anyway, after you bring it home, you can throw it out again.
The two returned to the Marshal's Mansion together. The mansion was full of festive scenes, with red silk everywhere, and a circle of chattering people surrounded the mansion.
Ke Li couldn't help complaining to the system: "Tsk tsk, it turns out that the ancients also loved to eat melons and gossip."
[That's not because you, the host, love to eat melons and gossip. 】
Ke Li: "..."
I always accidentally forget that this is a novel written by myself.
Shi Jian had already seen Ke Li's ability to be in a daze, so she directly pulled her sleeve and went to see Shi's father and Shi's mother first.
When they reached the door, Shi Jian asked awkwardly, "What's your sister's name?"
As the daughter of a general, it's really awkward to call her sister and sister all day long.
Ke Li replied obediently: "Ke Siqu."
"Oh." Shi Jian felt that the name was a little familiar, as if he had heard it somewhere, but after thinking about it carefully, he didn't have a deep impression.
After explaining to Shi's father that Ke Li is a friend of his, Shi Jian stood there quietly listening to his father.
On the day of the daughter's wedding, the son-in-law-to-be suddenly ran away from the marriage. Marshal Shi was very angry and felt sorry for his daughter, so he comforted his daughter and said, "No one who escapes from marriage is a good thing. Don't be sad, I will find you a good one for my father in the future." Sir."
Shi Jian secretly glanced at Ke Li, nodded and said, "What Daddy said is that those who run away from marriage should be caught, skinned and cramped, and beaten up."
【Host, why are these words so familiar? 】
Ke Li: "..."
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