Don't Be Jealous, I Will Bend Myself

Ke Li looked at the fiery red wedding dress on her body, and wanted to cry without tears, thinking that she had worked so hard to maintain a single mother and fetus for 25 years, but she was arranged to get married as soon as she came here, and she didn't want to abuse a dog like this. You can escape marriage.

"Doudou, when can I run away from marriage?" Ke Li asked impatiently.

[Host, you wrote this novel world yourself, don't you know when you should run away from marriage? 】

As a system, Doudou is very helpless.

Ke Li: "..." Well, this novel is indeed written by herself.

Ke Li is 25 years old this year. She is a dead house writer. She eats and sleeps every day, and the problem is not fat. In her spare time, she likes to write all kinds of brain holes as stories. With a seat, life is simply beautiful.

It would be even better if her mother didn't urge her to marry her every day.

This morning, she was dragged on a blind date by her mother Shen Qing again. The other party was a slow man with science and technology. After the blind date was over, she lay down on the big bed and fell asleep, but she didn't expect such a festive scene when she woke up.

She transmigrated into the novel she wrote, and she was also an embarrassing identity-a vicious female supporting role.

Ha ha!

Not only that, but there is also a system called Doudou in my mind, and it is also a love system.

God damn love?

Ke Li really suspected that it was here to scold her. Her mother and fetus have been single for so many years, but she is still living well. What kind of love is she talking about now?Did you not get enough sleep?Or read too many novels?

Is it bad to be single?

Ke Li tugged at the red wedding dress on his body in boredom, and said in boredom, "Doudo, when will my mother let me go back?"

[Master Minister said, you can go back after completing a certain amount of tasks. 】

The system Doudou is a fluffy big white dumpling, obviously very cute, but it is very serious when it talks, so serious that it reminds Ke Li of his mother who sometimes has a hippie smile and sometimes is serious.

Ke Li really wants to eat, sleep and play Doudou now.

Her mother, Shen Qing, is the director of the Life Experience Department of the Time Management Bureau. She can exercise many special powers. According to her mother's strange temper, if she doesn't complete the task, she may really stay in the novel world forever.

The more Ke Li thought about it, the more she felt that something was wrong. She must have been tricked. Her mother wanted her to fall in love all day long, and let her go on blind dates regardless of men and women. Now, through the back door, let her come to the novel to experience life and learn how to fall in love?

She held her forehead and said depressedly: "Then how can I complete the task?"

[When the intimacy value reaches [-]%. 】

Intimacy value?

Ke Li said: "When will the intimacy value reach [-]%?"

Intimacy with whom?

[Probably when the distance between the host and the heroine is negative. 】

When Doudou said this, there was no fluctuation in his heart, after all, it was just an obedient system.

Negative distance?

Ke Li, as a serious internet writer, even though driving is not allowed in the general environment, his heart is already full of fire, and he imagines exciting boat scenes one after another.

Of course she knew what it meant to have a negative distance, and she was a little embarrassed at once. The degree of difficulty was too high, and then she said in a daze, "Why is it the female... the female lead?"

She is a straight steel man, and the male god has always been an actor with eight-pack abs. The system actually wants her to fall in love with the female lead?

[Because it can only be the heroine. 】

Ke Li was shocked and said, "You're not mistaken, are you?"

[That's right, before this, the novel world has been invaded by the scumbag system, and the male lead has become a scumbag, does the host want to have a negative distance from the scumbag? 】

Doudou said without blushing, but what it didn't say was that the scumbag's system invasion was caused by humans, and it was specially confessed by Minister Shen Qing. As for the twists and turns, it didn't know. Probably the host's mother especially wanted her daughter to bend over.

Ke Li secretly breathed a sigh of relief, forget about the scumbag.

But if it's the heroine, she can't do it, after all, she is a straight steel pipe.

Ke Li automatically ignored that he might be the one who was shot, and reassured: "If I can't complete the task, I won't stay in the novel world forever, right?"

【My lord minister will probably let you choose one of the people who went on a blind date yesterday and today. 】

The system mourns for its own host.

The strong girl who went on a blind date yesterday?And today's engineering man?

Although the current society is developing rapidly, the problem of sexual orientation is no longer a problem, and same-sex marriages abound, but she can't just end her 25-year single dog life so casually.

Ke Li can only try to convince himself to complete this task, anyway, they are just characters in novels, learn how to fall in love with the heroine, so try it.

"Will the invasion of the scumbag system affect the original plot?"

[After the hero becomes scum, a butterfly effect will occur, and some plots will change. 】

Ke Li: "..."

The plot has changed, and the advantage of wearing a book is gone.

[Host, I'm going to convey to you the plot after the scumbag's invasion. 】

As the author's own mother, Ke Li certainly knows the general situation of this world, and the story is about a bloody love affair involving the family, the country and the world.

The character she is now dressed in is Ke Siqu, the daughter of Jiang Guo's great general's mansion. In the early stage, she was a heart-warming little white flower, and in the later stage, she became a typical vicious female supporting role.

The main plot of the novel is the love story between the heroine Shi Jian and the heroine Lin Wentian. Both the heroine and the heroine are from Jiangguo’s neighbor country—Guoguo. At present, the two countries have friendly relations and there is no war.

But after the world of the novel was invaded by the scumbag system, earth-shaking changes took place in the later stage of the plot.

The male protagonist Lin Wentian is an orphan who was taken in by the marshal of the country, that is, the heroine's father, and because of his temperament and talent, coupled with the heroine's favor, the two families made a marriage agreement. Because of her self-esteem, she didn't want to have a bad reputation of being a sycophant of the rich and powerful, so she ran away from marriage on the wedding day to pursue her ideals.

Shi Jian who was escaped from marriage was left behind, and Ke Siqu, who was the female partner, also escaped from marriage on the same day, and mistakenly thought that the heroine was also a person who escaped from marriage. Xi's sisterhood, but in the end they were separated because they both liked the hero.

Ke Siqu tried his best to become a veritable vicious female supporting role, and finally died tragically at the hands of the heroine.

After the male protagonist turned into a scumbag, he not only collected the harem all the way, but also deliberately triggered a war between the two countries after knowing that he was an external royal family left behind by the Jiang Kingdom, which led to the loss of life. One of the people in the harem finally died of depression.

"Scumbag!"

Even Ke Li, the author's own mother, thinks that the heroine is a scumbag. Shi Jian is the heroine she created herself. She is a person who should be kept on top of her heart, but she is treated like this by the heroine. The frustration of one's own children.

It doesn't matter whether you fall in love or not, but you must severely abuse the scumbag, so that the bear boy will get the punishment he deserves, and the heroine's life will be safe, smooth, and happy.

In this regard, the author's own mother, Ke Li, is very considerate of the heroine's daughter.

[Host, are you planning to run away from marriage? 】

Doudou has long felt Ke Li's resentment.

"Run away, let's go find the heroine."

The plot in the novel is that Ke Siqu decided to run away from the marriage when he was about to visit the hall. Although the groom was the eldest son of Jiang Guo, the two of them were only married with their fingertips. What's more, when Ke Siqu went to the country to play, he had already secretly promised the hero.

Ke Li doesn't care about these things, he just wants to meet the heroine as soon as possible, and expose the scumbag's true colors as soon as possible. As for falling in love, it's far from developing into a negative... Socialist sisterhood is almost the same.

"Doudou, can I know martial arts now?" Ke Li asked worriedly while stuffing money into his pocket.

It is risky to walk in the rivers and lakes. Ke Siqu is good at martial arts, but she can't.

【Host, don't worry, even if you don't, I will help you block the pain. 】

Ke Li: "..."

What does she want this system for?

Based on his own impression, Ke Li tried it casually, and found that he was still good at martial arts.

She quickly packed up her bundles and burdens, and before the groom official came to pick her up, she used light work to sneak away from the backyard with the excuse of having diarrhea. As for the rest, let them go.

Ke Li galloped all the way, his legs were trembling, his butt hurt so badly, he couldn't help complaining: "Doudo, why didn't I wake up with the heroine, even though these two countries are neighboring countries , but you have to run for a long time, what if you miss the heroine?"

[Host, this is a novel written by you yourself, the route was planned by you at the beginning, and the heroine should be outside the city by now. ] Doudou is also very helpless.

Ke Li: "..."

Well, it was her own doing.

She's dressed like a vicious female supporting role in a novel, is there anything worse than this?Of course there is, that is, all the pots have to be honestly dumped on their own heads.

When the sun was about to set, Ke Li finally saw Shi Jian, and couldn't help but smile like an old mother.

Shi Jian was dressed in red, standing tall with a sword in her hand. Under the afterglow of the setting sun, her face looked softer, as if she had been coated with a layer of golden light.

She was dressed almost the same as Ke Li who had run away from marriage, both were wearing fiery red wedding dresses, but one was hiding from her fiancé while the other was looking for her.

When Ke Siqu saw Shi Jian like this at the beginning, he thought that she was running away from marriage just like him. Out of a feeling of sympathy, he dragged Shi Jian to escape marriage together, and as a result, the following series of things happened.

In the later relationship, Ke Siqu accidentally knew that Shi Jian was the fiancée of his sweetheart, and Shi Jian also knew that Ke Siqu was the fiancé's sweetheart. Become a vicious female partner.

"Doudou, what should I do now, go directly?"

Ke Li is a little nervous now. No matter how beautiful she portrays Shi Jian in the novel, those are illusions. Now that she sees the appearance of the heroine with her own eyes, she feels like her dream has come true.

After all, no matter how straight a person is, he has no resistance to beauties.

[Host, you can't be straight. 】Doudou can clearly know what Ke Li is thinking, and can't help but make complaints.

"Nonsense, I am single and straight, and I only love my male god from the beginning to the end. Don't try to seduce me mentally and cheat." Ke Li said seriously.

[People with a song in their name can't get up straight. 】

Doudou sighed, a little anxious for her host, there are still so many novel worlds left, all of which are in love with the heroine, if you don't turn around, there will be ghosts.

Ke Li: "..."

Ke Siqu's song is the third sound? !

While Ke Li was talking nonsense with the system, he had already followed the plot in the novel and rode towards the heroine on horseback.

She was planning to hook the reins upside down, and unexpectedly brought the heroine onto the horse to experience the wonderful feeling of the author's mother riding with the heroine's daughter.

But she didn't expect that when her toes hooked the reins, her insteps suddenly cramped, and she fell off the horse unexpectedly.

Shi Jian: "..."

Should I pick it up or not?