Excuse me, I'm a heartthrob [Quick Transmigration]

He was frustrated, he had difficulty talking, and he could not hold up his dignity in front of the Netherlands.He has nothing to say to Ye Mi in these few days.

He sat in the classroom with the ceiling fan running, even in such a cold spring.The ceiling even started to drip a little because the walls were damp.

Garcia's mood was as bad as the ceiling, falling and ticking, like a bitter woman.

During this time, Garcia's good looks came to the fore.

It was like a creeping ivy, which covered the entire teaching building in a short period of March.He is tall and tall, even has the stalwart of his father's generation.His gray hair is particularly special among the crowd, because his gray pupils seem to be crystal stones that fell on Mount Eidor.And because he is the aura of Garcia's son.

There are endless women around him. Like the Netherlands, he has countless female companions around him.But he didn't care about it, and he didn't even have any thoughts or thoughts about falling in love.He watched one canary after another or nightingale around him.Not one of them tempted him.

Surrounded by students who only have a handsome or beautiful face, there is no one who does not enjoy the service of being courted or falling in love beyond many peers.

Monty was annoyed that when he dated any of these women, he kept seeing Netherland's face in his mind.

The other party was chatting, or talking about the calving sheep in her family, or the magpies flying to the house to build a nest, talking about the credits she got last year, and the musical instrument class she went to on weekends. Anything small, small, detailed that had been talked about, shown him, or experienced with the Netherlands.

There was no cure for him.

He couldn't even get up hard, when facing that soft body.Even though he is at a young age.He felt like a failure, but when he faced the Netherlands, any time the Netherlands was dissatisfied with his long hair, or when he thought he should drink two big bottles of milk every day, he felt that the Netherlands treated him full of magic.

"I'll know what's wrong with me," Garcia said to himself.

He set out to find out why.

Surrounding him are not only young and pretty girls, but also ambitious or powerful boys.They talk about war, they talk about the future of the country, they talk about people's livelihood, they talk about education, they talk about the army, they talk about medical care, and even the pension system.They harbored the fantasy of becoming the hot politicians and capable ministers next to King Poseidon Monti for the next two generations.

Monty talked to them about poetry, and they didn't know anything about it.

Monty talked to them about "Records of the Eastern Zhou Dynasty" and "Biography of the Xingtang Dynasty" that the Netherlands had told them, but none of them knew about it.

Monti talked to them about tango and classical music, and they were speechless.

Monty had nothing to say to them.For some reason, he thought that, except for the Netherlands, all other men were annoying in his eyes.The appearance of tirelessly caring about the country every day is like the people he saw outside the study in the Netherlands, those who were rejected or disappointed.

He wanted someone with whom he could actually talk, with whom he could share a common language, even though it might be about the causes of anorexia in the Netherlands.

Nedland has been anorexic for a long time, and Garcia discovered that he doesn't like to eat much. He likes sweets. When he was young, he once ate lollipops with him.Later, because he grew up, Netherlands had no reason to look for candy to eat.

Not long after, he finally found his ideal friend who had a topic, and his name was Linde Hansen.

After Linde is a loyal minister, he is very elegant, knowledgeable, and even has a soft and tolerant heart, and he is tolerant of all rivers.He accepts any new things, and he is full of curiosity and enthusiasm for the unknown world and things that have never been heard.The key is that he has a sincere heart.

"The Qin Qiong, Yu Chigong and Cheng Yaojin you mentioned are very wonderful. This may be the most wonderful novel I have heard this year." Linde told him.

"This is not a novel, it has actually existed. It's just that it's not in our country." When Monty was bored, he casually chatted with him.Unexpectedly, Linde was interested, and Monty would occasionally talk to him about it.

"What is the relationship between Big Big Wolf and Pleasant Goat?" Linde's philosophical thinking angle.

"Maybe it's the opposition between true moderation and false justice." Garcia said to him.

"What is the mean?" Linde asked him.

Only then did Garcia realize that Linde, who was talking to him about the problem, had a face with red lips and white teeth.He has a very youthful appearance, with delicate and good-looking facial features, and an attitude of not wanting to be bothered and willing to ask for advice.Garcia gave him a slight sideways glance.

"The golden mean is to kill people and punish their hearts. If you can't kill people, you don't have the hearts of the people." This is the reason why Big Big Wolf didn't kill sheep and eat sheep.Monty told Lind what the Netherlands had told him.

Garcia seldom conveyed Netherland's words to others, because when he talked with others for a few words, he knew whether the other party needed to continue the conversation.

"It's really philosophy. I don't understand." Linde smiled, and Garcia discovered that his rare and precious thing is that he is sincere and does not pretend to understand. "Linde,"

"What's the matter, Garcia?" Linde asked Monty, who suddenly looked straight.

"You are a good listener." Appreciation from Garcia.

"Maybe you are an excellent narrator." Linde's counter-praise.

The two became good friends under the mutual bragging in business - telling stories and cheering.

The two even sometimes brought books that did not appear on the Warring States market, saying that they were books that did not appear, but that Poseidon had not yet become popular.For example, film pictorials from neighboring countries, or trendy literary poetry collections.The two were in the classroom after the students left, and they skipped class together.

Garcia brought a pictorial, and when he didn't open it in advance, the two found the young actress, with her plump body and bisexual agitation, she had a strange and magical power that made people blush.

"What's this?" Linde asked.

"You asked a good question. What is this?" Garcia turned to the back page, the bold and passionate torso, the romantic pictorial.

After the two looked at each other in blank dismay, they turned the pages of the book silently.Even saw the issue of men and men.

"Is that okay too?" Linde asked.

"That's a good question. Write to ask about this pictorial." Poseidon's humor.

Linde is a knowledgeable person, and like Garcia, he keeps doubts in his heart.They probably knew what it was, so they stopped talking and kept reading in tacit silence.

After Garcia finished reading these pictorials, during the class, the Netherlands actually flashed through his mind, just like a movie being shown.He secretly warned himself not to enter the Netherlands.But later on, he performed the whole scene with Netherland as the male number one.

Garcia felt insane, sacrilegious.Later, when he truly understood the youth of men and women, he was no longer ashamed, afraid, or even disgusted.

One day, Garcia read some poems to Linde, "How do you think these famous poems are written?" Tested Linde.Here are a few amusing little poems that he heard the Netherlands say to him in a conversation together:

1. "A Man Came to Tennessee"

no doubt

my pie

the whole world

the most delicious

2. "I Can't Tolerate It"

i can't stand it

Those ones

in public

bathroom

after pooping

do not flush

urinal

Person

3 "I love your loneliness as you love my loneliness"

Zhao Youlin and Liu Youyuan

one is my nephew

seven and a half years old

one is my nephew

five years old

Now the two of them hang out

4 "I swear to ignore you from now on"

I do what I say

Don't Go Back Again (both authors: Zhao Lihua)

"Interesting, cute. It's just that I don't like this kind of poetry." Linde has already given his evaluation in his neither praise nor criticism.

Garcia understood what he meant, and knew that he had a certain appreciation ability.Much later, he produced a poem written to him by the Netherlands:

"How many people love your charming and charming time

The beauty of loving you comes from falsehood or sincerity

There is only one who loves the sincerity of your soul

I love your aging and weathered face” (Authors: Yeats, Fu Hao)

"What do you think?" Garcia deliberately put on a look of disdain for this poem, to test Linde's poetry appreciation ability and even test whether he is the person in the emperor's new clothes.

"Which famous poet wrote it?" Linde asked.

"No." Monty shook his head.

"Then he must be a talented poet who has not yet been discovered." Linde said.

"Are you so determined?" Monty asked him, trying to make him see his "sarcasm" so that he could change his words.Garcia just wanted to test whether the people around him were flattering and flattering.

"Don't test me, Garcia. Is this written by Borges, or Etriu?" Lind couldn't wait.

"I wrote it." Monty was still testing him.

"I don't believe it. Don't hide it, Monty. I know you read more poetry than I do. Where did you read it?" Lind wondered, "Can I transcribe it?"

"Of course—no." Garcia put the notebook away, "This is my poem, it belongs to me. A poem given to me by the original author."

Linde looked at Garcia with admiration, "Could it be that you still made friends with poets?"

Monty kept his suspense and said no more.