Excuse me, I'm a heartthrob [Quick Transmigration]

The candied haws are a kind of fruit called hawthorn wrapped in the blood of the martyrs and dyed red, just like donuts.

When Monty heard this, he licked his mouth, "Can I eat it?"

Gu Chenchen told him, "Those are all legends."

Monty asked, "Why is Wu Dalang Biscuits so popular?" He appeared in every romance book.

Gu Chenchen, "Because people sympathize with him."

"Nuerhong really must be eaten with two catties of beef?" Monty asked.

Gu Chenchen: "It's like red wine and steak."

Monty asked, "Are all the buns in the black shop made of human flesh?"

"Fake, human meat is too expensive. It may be a mixture of mouse meat, cat meat, and fox meat." Gu Chenchen replied.

"Why are Zhang Fei, Guan Yu, and Liu Bei together?"

Gu Chenchen answered him, "Because of love - patriotic emotion."

Monty asked again: "Is Nezha's Huntian silk still available for sale?"

"No, there is no Taobao here." Gu Chenchen said.

"Does Big Big Wolf really shout 'I will definitely come back' every time?" Monty asked.

Gu Chenchen: "Fake, he has pharyngitis."

"Why did Chen Xiang use an ax when he split the mountain?" Monty asked.

"That's because no other tools were found." Gu Chenchen replied.

Monty: "White Snake really sings 'Wait once in a thousand years, wait once' every time it rains?"

"Fake, the White Snake Leifeng Pagoda concert was charged very early." Gu Chenchen said.

"Why did Zhu Yingtai dress up as a man to go to school?" Monty asked.

Gu Chenchen said: "She is so eager to go to school."

"Are moon cakes really invented in memory of Chang'e?" Monty asked.

"It's fake, it's a promotional promotion by the manufacturer." Gu Chenchen replied.

"Can you still see the Great Wall today?" Monty asked.

"I can't, Meng Jiangnu collapsed from crying." Gu Chenchen said.

"Do I have to smash the tank if I fall into it?" Monty asked.

"You can stand up." Because you grow taller.Gu Chenchen replied.

"Is Mengpo soup really free?" Monty asked.

"Of course." Gu Chenchen replied.

"Dragon Palace charges?" Monty asked.

"Sure." Gu Chenchen replied.

"Is Xiaolongnu really lying down and sleeping on a thread?" Monty asked.

"Fake, she will go back to bed when she is tired." Gu Chenchen replied.

"Is Jia Baoyu really related to Monkey King?" Monty asked.

"I won't lie to you, they are all made of stone." Gu Chenchen said.

"Why doesn't Jigong sell his pills?" Monty asked.

Gu Chenchen: "That's because the appearance is not good enough."

"Are Bai Zhantang and Guo Furong a natural match?" Monty asked.

"Of course." Gu Chenchen replied.

"Is Liu Xing really older than Xiaoxue?" Monty asked.

"You heard me right." Gu Chenchen replied.

"Is there a wife in the wife cake?" Monty asked.

"Of course, but children are not free." Gu Chenchen said.

"Every time you do a couple's lungs, you catch an unlucky couple, don't you?" Monty asked.

"Sure." Gu Chenchen replied.

"Why doesn't Shih Tzu wash clothes by the river anymore?" Monty asked.

"Because a rich man named Fan Li bought her a washing machine." Gu Chenchen replied.

"Did Liu Bei really drop his son A Dou because of slippery hands?" Monty asked.

"That's not fake." Gu Chenchen replied.

"Have Ao Bing and Nezha really been together?" Meng Di asked.

"Otherwise, how could Faye Wong sing 'When I miss you, you are making trouble at sea'." Gu Chenchen replied.

"Are Real Madrid and Barcelona really traditional good friends?" Monti asked.

"Of course." Gu Chenchen said.

"Did Eastern football really enter the World Cup and win the championship?" Monty asked.

"How could I lie to you?"

"Ye Mi, I think you are so smart." Monty spoke from the bottom of his heart.

"Of course." Gu Chenchen didn't hesitate, but he felt something was weird.

[The above paragraph Bojun smiled, please don't take it seriously]

Monty slept on the inside, and after he finished asking all the unimaginable and unheard-of questions, Netherlands felt extremely sleepy.After the tango music was played, there was only silence in the night.

Monty turned around, put his hand on Nedland's other shoulder, "Ye Mi," the voice hesitated.

Nedland was tired and overwhelmed by the effect of the pills, he responded.

"Will you be with me forever?" Monty looked into the darkness, a few lights from the sentries came through the window, and he saw the silhouette of Netherlands.The hair, the profile, and the invisible but existing moonlight flowing somewhere.

"Yes." Netherland lay flat on the bed, and Monty was lying on his side next to him, against his body.

"You said yes, is it the same as the answers just now?" The stubbornness of the teenagers, when they were young, they must have thought that the world would give them the answers.

"It's not the same," Nedland said slowly, and he still had a sliver of rationality in his thinking, "I will be with you." The first half of the sentence made the young man feel like his first love, and the second half made him fall, "Because you are My brother, Monty."

"What if I'm not your younger brother?" Monty realized that this sentence was wrong, although they were not related by blood, "What if you and I are not relatives or foster brothers?"

"There are not so many ifs, kid." Nedland was about to fall asleep, and the aggressive questioning of the boy continued.

"Ye Mi, you have to tell me exactly. What if we are not?" The boy's persistence was longer than that of the charge.

"I won't be with you." The straight man's answer is always so careless and neatly poking people's culprit.

"What kind of answer is this, Ye Mi?" The boy's dissatisfied voice fell into the endless night.

What responded to him was the silence of the other party, to be precise, it should be a deep sleep.

"Ye Mi, are you asleep, Ye Mi?" Monty asked the person next to him, but there was no movement from the person beside him, only the slight rise and fall of his chest proved that he really slept soundly.The boy's hand was still on his stomach, as if it was in an insubstantial sea.

He is just an insignificant whale, after all, this is an ocean.There is no reality, no possibility and reality that he completely encloses.

There was a faint scent of perfume on Ye Mi's body, like cedar, and like snow falling from the cedar.

Monty knew he had taken sleeping pills and was in deep sleep.He put his arm around Ye Mi's abdomen at ease without any further pretense, and put his other arm around Nedland's neck, half of his body turned over.Like snuggling up to a lover.

"Ye Mi, I want to be with you forever."

Monty lay on top of him with his mouth next to his ear.The smell of perfumed dew on his body after bathing couldn't stop his original body fragrance.

Netherland's pajamas were thin, and he could feel his body temperature through the thin material.His body temperature is normal, neither low nor high, like a horse covered in snow, even in the cold spring, he still maintains the temperature of the four seasons.Willows may have flown in from the window, perhaps it was rain, or snowflakes.who cares.His Netherland was sleeping under him, breathing right next to his earlobe.

Authentic and within reach.Why I just want to be with you, I don't know.Is there something wrong with me, Ye Mi.

the next day.

Nedland got up early, and when he changed his clothes, Monty turned over from the bed, and Nedland's voice sounded, "I should take your share of yesterday's 25 wrong questions, which is only [-] questions in total. Road to physics problem for school, Monty."

Monty was lying on the pillow, his gray hair scattered all over the pillow, and he muttered, "It's disgusting, Ye Mi."

Monty sat up just in time as Netherland unbuttoned and peeled off his pajamas. His gray, wispy hair was disheveled like a bird's nest abandoned by a bird, but his increasingly resemblance to his mother's beauty stood out. The face that comes out is still very attractive in the early morning.

Monty looked at the exposed abdominal muscles and the smooth body, and Netherland cast a look at him, which came from daily exercise, and this brat who hadn't even grown his hair gave him a "contemptuous" look.Garcia didn't think Netherland was hateful, but felt that he was extremely cute at this moment.

His hair is black and the skin of his body is white.Just like the white flowers blooming in the cemetery, Ye Mi never allowed white flowers to grow at home. He said that in the place (planet) where he lived before, no white flowers could be grown.That is what symbolizes death.

Monty sat on the quilt, and suddenly discovered a fact that made him swear.

Netherlands looked at him and found that his pants were slightly wet.

The wet range is not large, but very small.Garcia had a look of embarrassment on his face.It was a shame that he didn't understand why there was this wet shame.

"It's okay, kid." Nedland still wanted to comfort Garcia, but he had already covered the quilt on it, and he was humiliated on the bed and didn't want to get off.

Seeing him in such embarrassment, Ye Mi told him that this is a normal phenomenon, "This is nocturnal emission, also known as nocturnal emission. It happens to every man, and it starts in his teens."

Garcia still had a bad complexion, with his head down, very frustrated and annoyed. He was annoyed at his own situation. He thought it was caused by his inability to suppress his evil thoughts, and it was still in front of Netherlands Showing it out made him humiliated and humiliated.

At the breakfast table in the morning, Monty still didn't talk much. He spent the whole day in self-shaming.It was the first time for him, he thought it was a very shameful thing, and it was even more shameful for Ye Mi to know about it.