Archdruid Farming Online

Rose proudly defended her little heart, and then watched Su Che walk into the room arranged by the program crew.

The room is small and dilapidated. The tables, chairs and benches inside are either missing legs or have peeled paint, and the surface is covered with a thick layer of dust.

The most old-fashioned light bulbs hung from the roof. After pressing the switch, there was a "snap", and it flickered several times before it stabilized.

Su Che frowned slightly.

As an elf who loves cleanliness, he feels a little uncomfortable all over.

Glancing from the window, he saw a well in the backyard covered by rose vines. Su Che rolled up his sleeves, walked out of the house, and wanted to get a basin of water to clean up the room.

However, he found himself one step too late.

As a local snake that always cares about the small heart, Rose of Death felt his consciousness jerk as soon as Su Che frowned, as if something had grabbed the vine and thrown it into the juicer to spin, Jump and squeeze.

This is... This is a distressing feeling!

So, it made a "whoosh" and acted.

I saw a vine protruding from the trunk of Rose's thick wrist, grabbing the broom left by the life assistant; another vine protruding out, picking up the dustpan from the base of the wall.

Then, two vines rolled up the bucket and threw it into the well. The other vine found a rag from somewhere and rinsed it in the well water.

Under Su Che's gaze, Rose graciously wove a rocking chair out of rattan, covered it with thick leaves, let the little one sit on the side to supervise the work, and it began to scrub and scrub vigorously by itself.

Like the autumn wind blowing leaves.

……

Green Jinjiang Platform——

"stunned."

"Stunned +1"

"A rose that doesn't clean well is not a good killer."

"Looking at Brother Rose's work speed, service attitude, and professional ability, don't you feel guilty about a housekeeping company that charges hundreds of dollars an hour?"

"No! (Zhensheng!) Brother Rose, this is a devotion of love, how can it be the same as those coquettish jerks outside who take money to do things?"

"So, female compatriots who are watching the live broadcast, if you are looking for a husband, you should find someone like Brother Rose, who is not stupid if you have a lot of money, and you can do housework with one hand, and you can be hardworking and diligent when you are a spare tire."

"Brother Rose, a new generation of good men, the standard for thousands of women to choose a mate."

"I said, you women, it's fine if you want a car or a house, and now you have to learn some housekeeping... No, death rose? Will I have to transplant plant genes to myself one day, and open a flower on my mouth to please you?" Happy!"

"Upstairs, the barman dragged it out of the incision."

"The upstairs deliberately picks and drags out the incision +1"

"Drag the straight man upstairs to cut his balls... Hey, by the way, speaking of words, did a friend promise to cut his balls before?"

"..."

"..."

"..."

"Blind student, you discovered Huadian..."

"Is that friend still there? Stand up and let us see your balls for the last time. Tomorrow it will say goodbye to us forever."

"Looking at Brother Rose's rebellious attitude, let me advise my former friends to clone a pair of testicles as soon as possible. Since it is the off-season for cloning, it seems that you can get half the price if you make an appointment in advance."

……

During the period when the audience teased the unfortunate netizens, Rose had already tidied up the room.

The table was wiped, the ground was swept clean, and all the garbage was moved to the door with vines. It even found a hammer, wrapped the handle with vines, and began to repair the door.

When Chen Jingying and Xiao Xiaoming touched Su Che's door, they were almost startled by the movement.

"I... I, I, I, am I dazzled?" Seeing the rose vine struggling to knock on the nail, Chen Jingying pinched Xiao Xiaoming's thigh violently.

Xiao Xiaoming was too shocked to get carried away at first, but he was woken up by the strong vajra finger of the strong woman beside him.

He opened his eyes wide and jumped suddenly, almost swearing.

"It hurts, it hurts! Damn it! What are you doing pinching me with dizziness?"

"Snapped."

Chen Jingying shoved him aside, "If I don't pinch you, will I pinch myself? Idiot."

"..."

Xiao Xiaoming looked at his thin arm, and wanted to fight Chen Jingying for the thousand and one time.

But he... couldn't beat it.

What a sad truth.

"Brother Su Che." Chen Jingying took care of the little weak chicken Xiao Xiaoming in twos and twos, calmed down a bit, looked at the rose that exposed a small section of vines on the door frame, and asked Su Che cautiously: "This, this, this is?"

Evolve plants?

Su Che was often taken care of by Chen Jingying along the way. Although she knew that this girl was a face-controller and she did this because of her good looks, she had a good impression of Chen Jingying in her heart.

He pulled a vine from the rose of death and put it in Chen Jingying's palm——

"Oh, this is a rose, you know it."

Rose had just wiped the table with that vine, and the thorny vine still had the smell of a rag. Chen Jingying was a little bit disgusted at first, until she remembered...

"My God! Roses! Death Roses!"

Su Che heard a high-decibel scream coming from his ear.

He turned his head and caught a glimpse of the red-haired girl holding the cane of the rose in her palm, neither daring to throw it away nor clenching it tightly, as if holding a time bomb in her hand.

"It, it, it..." Chen Jingying said tremblingly: "Is it really that legendary rose of death? Is it in a good mood now? It won't disfigure me with its leg hair, right?"

Su Che: "..."

He couldn't see the barrage of the audience in Green Jinjiang, so he didn't know what the allusion of "disfigured leg hair" was.

Glancing at the pretendingly well-behaved Rose in puzzlement, Su Che let go of his mental power to communicate with its consciousness.

Rose: Well-behaved, weak, dignified, reserved, kind and innocent.

"The mood...is okay." Su Che was puzzled.

As he said that, he pulled a small section of rose vine with thorns in Chen Jingying's hand, broke off the hard thorns, and then stuffed it back into her hand.

"Did it hit you?" He asked with concern, and casually comforted the red-haired girl: "Well, it's gone now."

Chen Jingying: "..."

Her hand holding the rose vine stiffened and shook, more like holding a time bomb.

It's over.

Seeing the death rose occupying the entire yard and quietly dormant at Su Che's feet, Chen Jingying's eyes went dark, and she felt black air emanating from every thorny vine, and the black air slowly rose into the air, forming a "I am very happy" in front of her. Angry" four characters.

Brother Rose would not secretly pull the roots out of the mud in the middle of the night, run to her yard to get revenge, and take her to the hospital for a face-lift.

I heard that it is possible to evolve plants.

Xiao Xiaoming gloated and glanced at Chen Jingying who had a blank face.

——Yes, violent maniac, you have today too.

Who knew that Su Che would be wrong.

He remembered Xiao Xiaoming's longing for the big yellow dog at the entrance of the village.

then--

"Here, here."

He picked up another rose branch, broke off the thorn, and Su Che stuffed it to Xiao Xiaoming like a child.

"I, I, I, I don't want it!"

Xiao Xiaoming waved his hand like catching some hot potato, and jumped half a step back.

"It's okay, you're welcome."

Su Che didn't believe Xiao Xiaoming's nonsense. From his point of view, the blue-haired boy's eyes were glistening with envy just now.

"It's all my own roses, it's nothing to touch."

With that said, Su Che forced the bare rose vine into Xiao Xiaoming's hand.

"..."

He just lit up his eyes gloatingly, and was about to be taken to the hospital by Death Rose to change his face in a blink of an eye... The price was too high.

Xiao Xiaoming wanted to cry, but he was about to return the rose vine when suddenly...

"Fuck!"

The rose vine in his hand moved, slapping his palm in displeasure.

——Boy, hold it steady, don't ruin my image in front of the little ones.

Although the rose can't speak, Xiao Xiaoming swears that he can see the psychological activities of this plant from its insidious movements.

……

Green Jinjiang Platform——

"Brother Rose: My legs are being plucked? You wait, the plastic surgery hospital is booked."

"Hahaha, friends go together for a lifetime, let's find out about the special offer for two people at the plastic surgery hospital."

"XX Hospital, a five-A-level plastic surgery institution, the designated medical center of Zhongzhou Gu Family, has reliable strength, superb technology, expert surgery, and no trace. Give me a chance to give you back 20 years of youth. There are special discounts for booking now. You what are you waiting for?"

"@红大衣, upstairs advertises Shenshan."

"Don't pay attention to the upstairs, let's talk about ours. Does this mean...the plastic surgery needs to be neatly organized?"

"It's neat and tidy... speechless."

"It finally appeared! Sb rich second generation, pretending to be aggressive online, slapped his face on the spot. Brother Xiaoming, my source of happiness!"

"So it's normal for this program group to have a painting style other than Su Che's younger brother."

"Maybe the show crew didn't expect to include a little Veela in the team of sb's rich second generation."

"By the way, the other two guests seem to have some understanding of the power of the rose of death. Why is it that our little brother Su Che is the only one with a bewildered and pitiful face... Is it a pre-arranged appointment to participate in the show? I didn't know it beforehand. What about the situation?"

"...Because there is no threat. After all, in less than an hour, he is already a rose. You can pull out the hair on your legs at will. There is no doubt about true love."

"My own rose +1"

"My own rose praise."

"My wife is called my wife, what is my rose called? Nei Rose? Nei Gui?"

"Speechless. Brother Rose in this episode is so gentle that I can't get used to it."

"Iron Blood Rose, online is virtuous, I just ask you if you are afraid?!"

"I'm afraid, I'm afraid of death. Brother Rose, wake up, everyone just wants to see you smoke people, not see you repairing the door! Your plant collapsed to the ground, hey!"

……

The audience was thousands of miles away, most of them were afraid, but Xiao Xiaoming and Chen Jingying, who were holding rose vines in their hands, were really worried and lived like years.

Finally, the jingling sound in the ears came to an end, and Rose fixed the door.

It threw the hammer, quickly pulled the vine back, wrapped it around the waist of the little liver, and regarded itself as a large pendant, so proud.

"Come in and talk."

Su Che pushed open the door and invited.

"..."

Looking at the entrenched behind Su Che, a small vine stretched out and pointed to the death rose outside the door.

Chen Jingying and Xiao Xiaoming: "..."

"No, no, no."

——If you really dare to take a step in, you are afraid that your face will be drawn into a jigsaw puzzle by Brother Rose?

The author has something to say: Don't make a mistake when you take down the chapter and go online (give out a roar from the soul)

To explain, the article has always emphasized that Big Brother Rose's thorns = leg hair, it doesn't feel pain, and it can grow back in minutes, so Su Che's behavior of breaking off the thorns and handing them to his friends is like introducing his boyfriend to him. My friend, but my boyfriend has too much hair on his legs, what should I do if I think he is a bad guy? (Take him!)

——No, shave it off for him.

Please stop talking about cutting arms and legs, I’m afraid, according to this logic, Brother Rose, who threw petals desperately in the last chapter, is simply a madman from the palace, the undefeated oriental flower who cultivates the rose book...

Finally, Su Che’s source of inspiration is the night elf Druids in WOW. Elves are races, and druids are professions. They eat meat and vegetarians. Their duty is to maintain the balance of nature (in my understanding, it is to protect the stability of the ecological chain, solve Animals and plants that destroy the ecological chain, just like we are going to Denmark to eat oysters), so we cannot accept friends who can eat like elves (or) druids... I am very sorry orz