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While the audience was discussing enthusiastically, the flowering in the yard continued.

Rose seemed to sense from Su Che's breath that he was not dissatisfied.

then--

"Puff", "pop"...

After a continuous sound, the "Rose Garden" just like its name, completely became a sea of ​​flowers.

From where Su Che passed to the center of the yard, from the sky to the soles of the feet, delicate and beautiful roses bloomed in one breath.

Red, white, pink, champagne... The flowers are crowded together, as if they are comparing each other who is cuter.

These flowers germinate from the thorny branches. They are just small flower buds at the beginning, and they will half-open, bloom, and stay in the most beautiful and delicate moment in an instant. The soft petals tremble in the wind, and the moving fragrance is gently swaying.

The rose was not satisfied yet, it held back for a long time, and the vines all over the garden were stretched, and the jasper-like leaves were shaking...

finally--

"Snapped!"

Ten seconds later, an extremely coquettish blue rose burst out from the thickest main vine.

"..."

Su Che looked at the blue flowers in front of him.

——Flowers are beautiful, but I don’t want them.

So he calmly pushed the rose away.

The flower swished, and then swayed back under the control of the vine.

Su Che dialed again.

Rose shakes again.

Su Che: "..."

The rose swayed fawningly from side to side, reminding Su Che of rhubarb's tail waving like a fan.

Letting go of his mental power, he could keenly perceive the fluctuation of Rose's consciousness.

The rose of death was overjoyed—

Accept my flowers, and you will be my darling from now on!

As a local snake bullying males and females in Qingshan Village, everyone shy away from it, Death Rose is a domineering plant.

"This……"

The life assistant who watched the scene from a close distance has tied his tongue and can't speak.

Just this blue enchantress, which is rare in the world, is enough to fetch a sky-high price of hundreds of thousands at the auction.

Not to mention……

In order to interact with the little ones, the roses were not stingy. Except for the blue roses, the other flowers withered immediately after they were in full bloom, and the petals fell like rain, brushing against Su Che's cheeks.

So, on the road Su Che walked, fallen flowers were colorful, and countless petals fell into the soil... or were stepped on by him...

It hurt the hearts of the onlookers.

……

Green Jinjiang Platform——

"..."

"Ha ha."

"We still underestimated Brother Dog Stick."

"What dog teaser? It's called Little Veela! Brother Su!"

"As expected of a man surnamed Su... I heard from my grandma that in the era before the cataclysm, every person surnamed Su was destined to be extraordinary, and there was a story of ups and downs behind them, such as Mary Sue ..."

"Jack Su..."

"Su Batian..."

"I'm ballballing you guys, stop talking nonsense, does anyone of you know exactly how many flowers Big Brother Rose dropped?"

"One, two, three... No, I can't count anymore, my eyes hurt."

"My heart hurts even more. It's all money!"

"Iron Blood Rose, throw money for love. It's ok, brother Su Che, the little Veela, has a very solid script."

……

Although the audience in Lujinjiang were crying out indisputably: "Brother Rose... you are throwing coins! Where are your thorns... Oh no, where is the iron-blooded leg hair?"

But the rose's will is obviously very firm. For its own love, it persisted in blooming and spreading petals, spreading as it opened...until Su Che reached out and pushed away the blue enchantress that was pestered in front of his eyes.

"Don't be like this." He straightened his arms and pushed the coquettish blue flower to a distance of half a meter, then frowned and said righteously: "Be serious, I am a civilized person."

Who do you think doesn't know?The flowers of plants are their reproductive organs.

Rose's act of courtship is the same as a pervert's outburst on the spot. If it is more serious, it can already be regarded as harassment.

Rose:"……"

Although it didn't have a very clear consciousness, it knew vaguely that it was rejected by the little heart.

then--

"Pushing—"

Layers of red, champagne, white, and pink flowers rained down from the sky, and the roses began to shed their petals crazily, and a thick layer fell off in a blink of an eye.

……

Green Jinjiang Platform——

"What happened?! It's time for me to pour water..."

"It seems that what Su Che and Big Brother Rose said... Did any of you hear clearly?"

"I didn't hear clearly."

"Didn't hear clearly 1"

"According to my many years of lip language experience, what he said should be..."

"Yes……"

"What is it?"

"Don't keep it up upstairs, just say it quickly."

"What he said was—don't be like this, I'm a serious person, it's impossible between us."

"Fuck!"

"Shock!"

"Shocked by real name!"

"Anyone can resist Big Brother Rose's coin attack?! I respect him for being a man!"

"Impossible, what kind of bloody script is this?"

"Do you still have time to care about the script? Hurry up and care about whether Brother Rose, who is broken in love, will smoke people on the spot?"

"Iron Blood Rose, do you hate something because of love? Emmmm...what's the matter with the inexplicable feeling?"

"No, stop! Wait, Brother Rose, take it easy, don't let it go! If this continues, you'll be bald, you'll really be bald!"

"What are you worried about? Wasn't it bald before meeting the little Veela?"

"Can this be the same? I used to be alone with no worries, but now my heart is ashes and the ancient temple is green... No, I'm going to cry myself."

"... Bald."

"Really bald."

"Did tens of millions just be so casually sprinkled?"

"It's ok, Brother Rose is an affectionate character... Oh, it's not that the affectionate plant has been set up."

"Look at the coins scattered in the sky that day, all the tears I shed for you... Is that how it was sung?"

"upstairs……"

"There is no problem upstairs, the Golden Theater is booked for eight o'clock."

……

The audience of Lujinjiang was first abused by Rose of Death, then abused by Rose’s story of throwing coins for love, and finally by Su Che’s ruthless rejection of Rose’s reversal, which aroused their infinite desire to create .

For a while, countless emoticons appeared on the Internet with the theme of "The Landlord's Silly Rose".

For example--

"Iron Blood Rose, throw coins for love."

"I don't know the coin rose".

"Look at the coins scattered in the sky that day, they are all tears I shed for you."

……

and many more.

"Metamorphosis" has become a hot search because of these emoticons, and the chief director of the show with "Egg God Blessing" on the left hand and "Scattering Coin Rose" on the right is so happy that he can't see his eyebrows, and he can't wait to call the scene on the spot. Tell them to give Xiao Veela... oh no, it's Su Che's guest to add to the show, so he must make full use of the potential of his popular physique.

Just as he put his hand on the microphone, the chief director thought that he had just called director Huang about the mosaic not long ago. He hesitated for a while and decided to talk about it tomorrow.

After all, as the top leader of the program group, you usually have to be reserved.

Unexpectedly, because of this reserve, director Huang did a big thing, and the chief director could only regret it... This is all for later.

……

At this moment, in the "Rose Garden"——

The life assistant first watched his guest Su Che being enthusiastically pursued by Death Rose, and then witnessed him ruthlessly pushing away the flower branches, turning a blind eye to Rose's hospitality and trampling on it at will.

He felt sorry for Rose for a second, and then a sense of professional responsibility flooded his heart.

Assistant: "Oops! Get down!"

He also thought of the unlucky guest ten years ago, and his disfigured face that had been whipped more than a dozen times and barely returned to its original shape after half a year.

That time it only disturbed Rose's sleep, but this time it directly pierced Rose's heart.

"..."

The assistant didn't dare to think about it any more.

He gritted his teeth, and out of professional responsibility, he lowered his head and covered his face with his shirt, and rushed up, waving a broom——

"Ahhhh!"

——If you want to smoke, just smoke me!Anyway, I am ugly, and the work-related injury can still be reimbursed, so it is considered a public-funded plastic surgery.

After he figured it out, the assistant became even more heroic. While waving the broom, he turned around and shouted at Su Che, "I'm blocking it! Run!"

Su Che: "..."

Rose:"……"

There was a moment of silence for both the grim rejecter and the lost rejectee.

Immediately, Rose came back to her senses, picked up the branch, and prepared to fly away the second idiot who dared to invade the world of her and the little one.

"stop!"

Su Che saved the assistant's life in time.

He reached out and pinched the rose's vine.

"!!!"

The rose was pinched by Su Che's hand, and the vine that stretched its teeth and claws immediately softened, and the thorns on it retracted a little, and secretly scratched Su Che's palm.

Su Che: "..."

If you are not enlightened, you are fine, once you are enlightened, you will become the old driver's sex devil rose!

He tossed the rose branch casually, helpless to this sullen and sensitive rose.

"Let go, it's okay."

The life assistant who covered his face could only hear the sound of "whoosh", and something like a whip was slammed towards his face.He was startled, and before he could dodge to avoid it, he heard the rose waving the vines and suddenly disappeared from his ears, replaced by Su Che's gentle and clear voice, like a spring of water flowing through his heart.

"..."

The assistant carefully opened the clothes, and when he looked up, he happened to meet the smile on Su Che's lips.

The golden sunlight fell on the corner of his mouth through the gaps between the rose branches and leaves, as if fine wine was brewed in that small arc, which was as moving as the warm brilliance in his eyes.

"thump."

The assistant heard his heart beating suddenly.

He clutched his chest, and the same thoughts as the death rose beside him appeared in his mind——

This is... this is a heart-pounding feeling!

But this insignificant heartbeat was quickly frightened away by Rose's iron-blooded leg hair.

I saw a flexible, thorny rattan creeping up from behind, along the assistant's trousers, to his thighs, crotch, gradually upward, upward...

Where Su Che couldn't see, sharp thorns rubbed against the key parts of the assistant pointingly.

"..."

"Hehe," the assistant twitched his legs suddenly under this bright threat, and said with a dry smile, "It's fine, it's fine... Then I'll go check on the other guests."

After finishing speaking, he didn't dare to stay in the place of Death Rose anymore, as if his butt was burned by fire, he turned around and left in a hurry.

Su Che: "..."

"what happened?"

He turned around puzzled, and walked back to back with his assistant to the hut in the middle of the courtyard.

……

The Green Jinjiang audience who witnessed everything from the perspective of God——

"Impressed."

"I have to admit, I lost."

"I'm so stupid, really. I actually sympathized with a wave of Big Brother Rose just now!"

"You can't blame us, you can only blame Big Brother Rose for acting too realistically!"

"Does Brother Rose need sympathy? No! No! Although it throws money, it is not stupid!"

"Not only is it not stupid, this wave of operations is so fast that a textbook called "How to Solve Potential Rivals from the Root Cause" can be published."

"Use the talent's big move: Do you want to stab the chicken and explode your balls?"

"upstairs……"

"Upstairs 666"

"Upstairs, you have a full score in Chinese in the college entrance examination, right?"

"Upstairs 23333333, %^￥~#^@%^...But after thinking about it, there is nothing wrong with it, Scheming Rose."

"Scheming Rose +1"

"Scheming Rose didn't run away."

The author has something to say: Although Brother Rose is very scheming, it is not an attack ^_^