Archdruid Farming Online
Chapter 46 Good idea
"Ding dong."
In the game, fierce battles are in full swing.
After a violent shooting, the boy from the Agricultural College hiding behind the bunker yelled on the team channel: "You shoot first, I will read a message."
Clicking on the lower right corner of the screen, I thought it was a message from the instructor, but who knew——
"Qingshan City Cracked the Old Murder Case Ten Years Ago, and the Missing Supporting Educational Girls Are Found"
"..."
The little brother rubbed his eyes, and then read the news, it was pushed by Lu Jinjiang, and "Guess you like it" was displayed in the upper left corner.
"What are you doing?" He crossed in confusion: "Why do you think I like this kind of social news?"
I just turned off push notifications and was about to re-enter the game, there was a "ding dong", and another push came from WeChat.
"shock!She has been missing for ten years, and her whereabouts are unknown, and the hidden secret was discovered by a group of dark hairdressers..."
"..."
Before I had time to complain about the shocking words, there was a "ding dong", and a third notification popped up on the computer——
"The Enthusiastic Crow Detects Strange Cases, and the Villagers Call him Friends for Many Years"
"..."
The successive "guess you like it" finally aroused the little brother's curiosity, especially the last one, which firmly caught his attention.
"Being friends with this group of thieves?" He sneered, "Not fast enough to be bald?"
"I'll just take a look." Opening the headline of the news vowedly, and then...
"Fuck!" With a slip of his hand, the mechanical keyboard was slammed to the ground.
"Chen Ertu!" The game teammate roared angrily from the earphones, but the little brother couldn't care less, he rushed out of the bunker, killed himself with ten thousand bullets, turned off the game, and forwarded the three news to "The Thieves Crow" League of Victims," with three giant exclamation points.
However, his retweet was not the first of its kind.
This mysterious organization spanning four or five faculties across the Agricultural College has long been covered by the emoji packs of "Detective Crow", "Shy Crow", "Hairdresser Crow" and "Crow Empress".
In the chat group of 1000 people——
"Fuck!"
"Fuck!"
"Fuck!"
"Unexpectedly, one day I would see positive news about the Thieves in the official media."
"What's even more unexpected is that when I see them nagging people, my first reaction is not to be sympathetic, but to be really cool, push hard, and do it twice."
"So are these thieving crows really reformed?"
"Probably, or developed a second career?"
"……Beauty salons?"
"Stop talking, I'm afraid."
"Hey, back then I was innocent. When I was robbed by the big crow for the first time, I thought, what kind of bird is so fierce? I beat it to death!"
"The results of it?"
"In the end, the boss plucked out a piece of hair as big as a fingernail, and he changed his mind and started a new life."
"Friends from the Agricultural College, what do you mean? My brother with a Ph.D. studies biological phenomena. He used an ultrasonic bird repellent to drive away the crows in the experimental field. As a result, the boss found a bunch of brothers to break in through the window at night. I snatched all his underwear, took off the one on his body, and danced on him in the middle of the night, which left a deep psychological shadow on my brother, and I still dare not sleep alone at night."
"awful."
"It's miserable."
"Big brother is indeed a role model among birds... No, Lu Bu among birds!"
Somebody made an emoji with the picture of crows smashing Liu Shiquan, and the entire group of "Crow Victims League" has begun to happily wear his fashionable new hairstyle.
“[Get bald in a second.jpg]”
“[Make your hair.jpg]”
"[I'd like to see who is pretending in front of my boss crow.jpg]"
Bro:"……"
——Have you forgotten the hatred of being forced to be bald?
——How could you fall under the enemy's beauty and hairdressing technology so quickly? ?
I always feel that Qinglu Provincial Agricultural College is about to be captured by the crow's charm, the little brother shook his head.
He took a look at this group of bald group friends who were so dark and naturally fans, closed the WeChat group, and opened the Lvjinjiang live broadcast.
The atmosphere in the live broadcast room became even more frenzied——
"Brother Crow is mighty!"
"Brother Crow is strong!"
"Detective Raven is my idol from now on!"
"its mine!"
"It's obviously mine!"
"I just went to the news website to read what experts said. They said that the crow has a very good memory and can remember the scene I saw by chance more than ten years ago. This time, the crow may have been stimulated by the gold watch snatched from the dead by the murderer. That's why we can lead everyone to quickly find the real culprit."
"That is to say, when Liu Shiquan killed people ten years ago, the big crow was staring out of the window? Then why didn't it call people?"
"Who said it wasn't called? Maybe he jumped on the bed of a third party for half a night. It's just that most people can't communicate with evolved animals and don't understand."
"Makes sense."
"So the famous detective Ya kept this grudge for ten years?"
"Shivering... Gangzhen, if I want half of it to have a good memory, I won't fail the final exam."
"Upstairs."
"Pick up the emoji pack——【Brother Crow, don't fail the course】【Brother Xin Crow, [-] points】"
"Accepted, thank you boss."
"Anyway, this incident is thanks to brother Su Che. If he hadn't asked Empress Crow to find evidence, the murderer might have continued to lie like this."
"Thank you brother Su Che for helping my young lady clear her grievances. Brother Su Che is kind-hearted. No matter what others say from now on, I have been a fan of him for 1 years!"
"+1"
"+2"
"+10086"
"I hope that the Qingshan City police will solve the case as soon as possible and turn Liu Shiquan into Liu Quan's corpse!"
"Upstairs is too kind. If I ask him, he should be turned into an incomplete corpse!"
"No, Liu died without a whole body!"
"Agree!"
"I heard that the Qingshan City Police Department will give Su Che's brother a silk banner of being a good citizen... From now on, if anyone dares to say that the rich second generation in "Metamorphosis" are ignorant and incompetent, they are a bunch of trash who can't stand on the wall, I will take Su Che Brother Che swollen his face!"
"Guests helped the police crack the ten-year murder case. With all the witnesses and the arrest of the murderer on the spot, TV dramas dare not act like this. "Metamorphosis" has reached the pinnacle of the show, right?"
"I think it is."
……
"Metamorphosis" has indeed reached the pinnacle of the show, and it likes to mention "Crow Empress", "Famous Detective Crow", "Brother Crow, don't fail the course" and other hot searches, and the emojis are flying all over the sky.
The general director was happy, holding the potted cactus by the window was a moving tango.
After the dance, he looked at a new proposal on the desk, tore it up and threw it into the trash can, and ruthlessly told his assistant: "It's getting cold, let Director Huang cool down together."
What are you thinking?Want to make my cash cow golden doll deliberately look ugly in my show, frame him as a mission failure, and show the audience stupid?
dream!
You can't even cool him!
After arranging the funeral of director Huang, the chief director specially ordered: "Don't rush to blow up the black material at once, take your time, and remember to squeeze out the remaining value of Xiao Huang."
"After all, the darker he is as a director with a dark heart, the more popular our program of killing relatives will be!"
"clear."
……
Some people were happy and some were sad. Director Huang didn't know the chief director's plan, nor did he know that his own funeral had already been arranged. He turned off the buzzing mobile phone, dropped it on the table, and let out a "bang" sound. "Sound.
"What's the rush? My proposal has already been submitted, and the concentration of fertilizer given to Su Che is three times higher than the normal amount. I don't believe he can still have a good harvest!"
"The Su family started from the planting base. A dead heir, can he still secure his position? At that time, won't you and Su Jun have the final say?"
"Women are superficial! They only care about what's in front of them!"
After losing his temper, he turned on the phone with restraint, and casually sent a few comforting words, blocking Bai Han, his face was deep and thoughtful.
……
Not to mention Director Huang who had all kinds of thoughts in his heart, Su Che had no idea how much sensation he and Boss Crow had caused on the Internet, and he didn't care about these external things at all.
He walked to the wall and looked at the female corpse carefully removed from the wall by the forensic doctor.
"How old was she?"
"23 four."
"Are these wounds left by the sickle?"
"Looks like it."
"What about the one in your hand?"
"The bones were slightly misaligned, the soft tissue was contused, and there were traces of bruises on the wrist, which may have been violently pulled during his lifetime."
Looking at the scratches on the woman's wrist and watch, Su Che closed his eyes, and a scene seemed to emerge in his mind——
On a rainy night, thunder roared, and purple lightning burst out with dazzling light, splitting the sky and illuminating the earth.
A man and a woman in the room had a violent argument. A young woman in a red T-shirt and jeans reached out to ask for her lost watch, but was refused.She reprimanded a few words in displeasure, and reached out to take back the watch.However, the irritated man picked up the sickle beside the table and raised his arm...
"Boom."
The blood stained the surface of the sapphire red, and the platinum case fell off from the clenched hands, leaving a clear scratch on the ground.
The thin, dark-skinned man was frightened. He looked around, looking for a place to hide the corpse, but he didn't notice that behind him, a crow landed quietly.
It raised its neck, grabbed the gold watch and ran away.
What I grab is mine, ga!
——by Crow Thievsky
Under the cover of night and thunder, this theft was not discovered by anyone, even the man himself thought that the watch was lost by him in the process of disposing of the corpse.
However, ten years later, it was this watch with scratches that was stolen by the crow that made the murderer feel guilty for a moment and brought the scene ten years ago to an end.
Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, revenge for injustice, revenge for revenge.Who said that if you drink and peck, you will have your own destiny?
Su Che sighed a little, retracted his thoughts, picked up the boss of the crow, put it on his shoulder, and walked out of the small second floor of the gloomy building with the crows.
"I suddenly had an idea." Su Che said.
"Gah?"
"I figured it out after watching you smash Liu Shiquan. You smashed Liu Shiquan so accurately, so well, and so beautifully!"
"Quack quack!"
"So I want to ask you for a little help..."
If the crows knew that there was nothing to be courteous about, they would not be so happy so early.It's a pity that although they are hooligans and robbers, they live in the semi-closed Qingshan Village, and they are basically a group of simple crows, easy to fool.
So the boss crow jumped on Su Che's shoulder, rubbing his cool beak against the side of his face——
"Quack quack!"
Kissed the little cutie secretly, it was in a good mood, it took care of everything, and it agreed without asking what was going on.
- Speak!
——what's busy?
- Do anything!I can give you my life!
Su Che is a kind druid, he doesn't want the lives of the crows, he only wants the labor of the crows, so——
"Really?"
"Gah!"
"keep your word?"
"quack."
"Then I said..."
"Quack quack."
——Let's talk.
The crow boss flapped his wings, stared at Fang Qiu, and swung at Fang Qiu.
——There is nothing in this world that I, Crow Stewski, can't do!
"Hmm... have you heard of spreading fertilizer?" Su Che asked cautiously.
"Gah?"
"That's right, it's the kind that the villagers sprinkle when the wheat is about to ripen."
"It's fun to scatter while flying. There are only two acres of land, not much at all."
"What is fertilizer?"
"Cough." Under the suddenly vigilant eyes of the crow boss, Su Che coughed lightly, and said calmly: "It's nothing, I just asked the pandas in Daqingshan to help me dig a 30m x 20m hole at the entrance of the nature reserve two days ago. × 5m cesspit..."
"...that's all."
Boss Crow: "Gah!!!"
It was so startled that it almost fell off the little cutie's shoulders.
After a while, after realizing it, the crow boss flapped his wings and flew into the sky, far away from this unrecognizable little cutie——
I?
What is my identity?Manure for you? ?
Am I shameless? ? ? ! ! !
In the game, fierce battles are in full swing.
After a violent shooting, the boy from the Agricultural College hiding behind the bunker yelled on the team channel: "You shoot first, I will read a message."
Clicking on the lower right corner of the screen, I thought it was a message from the instructor, but who knew——
"Qingshan City Cracked the Old Murder Case Ten Years Ago, and the Missing Supporting Educational Girls Are Found"
"..."
The little brother rubbed his eyes, and then read the news, it was pushed by Lu Jinjiang, and "Guess you like it" was displayed in the upper left corner.
"What are you doing?" He crossed in confusion: "Why do you think I like this kind of social news?"
I just turned off push notifications and was about to re-enter the game, there was a "ding dong", and another push came from WeChat.
"shock!She has been missing for ten years, and her whereabouts are unknown, and the hidden secret was discovered by a group of dark hairdressers..."
"..."
Before I had time to complain about the shocking words, there was a "ding dong", and a third notification popped up on the computer——
"The Enthusiastic Crow Detects Strange Cases, and the Villagers Call him Friends for Many Years"
"..."
The successive "guess you like it" finally aroused the little brother's curiosity, especially the last one, which firmly caught his attention.
"Being friends with this group of thieves?" He sneered, "Not fast enough to be bald?"
"I'll just take a look." Opening the headline of the news vowedly, and then...
"Fuck!" With a slip of his hand, the mechanical keyboard was slammed to the ground.
"Chen Ertu!" The game teammate roared angrily from the earphones, but the little brother couldn't care less, he rushed out of the bunker, killed himself with ten thousand bullets, turned off the game, and forwarded the three news to "The Thieves Crow" League of Victims," with three giant exclamation points.
However, his retweet was not the first of its kind.
This mysterious organization spanning four or five faculties across the Agricultural College has long been covered by the emoji packs of "Detective Crow", "Shy Crow", "Hairdresser Crow" and "Crow Empress".
In the chat group of 1000 people——
"Fuck!"
"Fuck!"
"Fuck!"
"Unexpectedly, one day I would see positive news about the Thieves in the official media."
"What's even more unexpected is that when I see them nagging people, my first reaction is not to be sympathetic, but to be really cool, push hard, and do it twice."
"So are these thieving crows really reformed?"
"Probably, or developed a second career?"
"……Beauty salons?"
"Stop talking, I'm afraid."
"Hey, back then I was innocent. When I was robbed by the big crow for the first time, I thought, what kind of bird is so fierce? I beat it to death!"
"The results of it?"
"In the end, the boss plucked out a piece of hair as big as a fingernail, and he changed his mind and started a new life."
"Friends from the Agricultural College, what do you mean? My brother with a Ph.D. studies biological phenomena. He used an ultrasonic bird repellent to drive away the crows in the experimental field. As a result, the boss found a bunch of brothers to break in through the window at night. I snatched all his underwear, took off the one on his body, and danced on him in the middle of the night, which left a deep psychological shadow on my brother, and I still dare not sleep alone at night."
"awful."
"It's miserable."
"Big brother is indeed a role model among birds... No, Lu Bu among birds!"
Somebody made an emoji with the picture of crows smashing Liu Shiquan, and the entire group of "Crow Victims League" has begun to happily wear his fashionable new hairstyle.
“[Get bald in a second.jpg]”
“[Make your hair.jpg]”
"[I'd like to see who is pretending in front of my boss crow.jpg]"
Bro:"……"
——Have you forgotten the hatred of being forced to be bald?
——How could you fall under the enemy's beauty and hairdressing technology so quickly? ?
I always feel that Qinglu Provincial Agricultural College is about to be captured by the crow's charm, the little brother shook his head.
He took a look at this group of bald group friends who were so dark and naturally fans, closed the WeChat group, and opened the Lvjinjiang live broadcast.
The atmosphere in the live broadcast room became even more frenzied——
"Brother Crow is mighty!"
"Brother Crow is strong!"
"Detective Raven is my idol from now on!"
"its mine!"
"It's obviously mine!"
"I just went to the news website to read what experts said. They said that the crow has a very good memory and can remember the scene I saw by chance more than ten years ago. This time, the crow may have been stimulated by the gold watch snatched from the dead by the murderer. That's why we can lead everyone to quickly find the real culprit."
"That is to say, when Liu Shiquan killed people ten years ago, the big crow was staring out of the window? Then why didn't it call people?"
"Who said it wasn't called? Maybe he jumped on the bed of a third party for half a night. It's just that most people can't communicate with evolved animals and don't understand."
"Makes sense."
"So the famous detective Ya kept this grudge for ten years?"
"Shivering... Gangzhen, if I want half of it to have a good memory, I won't fail the final exam."
"Upstairs."
"Pick up the emoji pack——【Brother Crow, don't fail the course】【Brother Xin Crow, [-] points】"
"Accepted, thank you boss."
"Anyway, this incident is thanks to brother Su Che. If he hadn't asked Empress Crow to find evidence, the murderer might have continued to lie like this."
"Thank you brother Su Che for helping my young lady clear her grievances. Brother Su Che is kind-hearted. No matter what others say from now on, I have been a fan of him for 1 years!"
"+1"
"+2"
"+10086"
"I hope that the Qingshan City police will solve the case as soon as possible and turn Liu Shiquan into Liu Quan's corpse!"
"Upstairs is too kind. If I ask him, he should be turned into an incomplete corpse!"
"No, Liu died without a whole body!"
"Agree!"
"I heard that the Qingshan City Police Department will give Su Che's brother a silk banner of being a good citizen... From now on, if anyone dares to say that the rich second generation in "Metamorphosis" are ignorant and incompetent, they are a bunch of trash who can't stand on the wall, I will take Su Che Brother Che swollen his face!"
"Guests helped the police crack the ten-year murder case. With all the witnesses and the arrest of the murderer on the spot, TV dramas dare not act like this. "Metamorphosis" has reached the pinnacle of the show, right?"
"I think it is."
……
"Metamorphosis" has indeed reached the pinnacle of the show, and it likes to mention "Crow Empress", "Famous Detective Crow", "Brother Crow, don't fail the course" and other hot searches, and the emojis are flying all over the sky.
The general director was happy, holding the potted cactus by the window was a moving tango.
After the dance, he looked at a new proposal on the desk, tore it up and threw it into the trash can, and ruthlessly told his assistant: "It's getting cold, let Director Huang cool down together."
What are you thinking?Want to make my cash cow golden doll deliberately look ugly in my show, frame him as a mission failure, and show the audience stupid?
dream!
You can't even cool him!
After arranging the funeral of director Huang, the chief director specially ordered: "Don't rush to blow up the black material at once, take your time, and remember to squeeze out the remaining value of Xiao Huang."
"After all, the darker he is as a director with a dark heart, the more popular our program of killing relatives will be!"
"clear."
……
Some people were happy and some were sad. Director Huang didn't know the chief director's plan, nor did he know that his own funeral had already been arranged. He turned off the buzzing mobile phone, dropped it on the table, and let out a "bang" sound. "Sound.
"What's the rush? My proposal has already been submitted, and the concentration of fertilizer given to Su Che is three times higher than the normal amount. I don't believe he can still have a good harvest!"
"The Su family started from the planting base. A dead heir, can he still secure his position? At that time, won't you and Su Jun have the final say?"
"Women are superficial! They only care about what's in front of them!"
After losing his temper, he turned on the phone with restraint, and casually sent a few comforting words, blocking Bai Han, his face was deep and thoughtful.
……
Not to mention Director Huang who had all kinds of thoughts in his heart, Su Che had no idea how much sensation he and Boss Crow had caused on the Internet, and he didn't care about these external things at all.
He walked to the wall and looked at the female corpse carefully removed from the wall by the forensic doctor.
"How old was she?"
"23 four."
"Are these wounds left by the sickle?"
"Looks like it."
"What about the one in your hand?"
"The bones were slightly misaligned, the soft tissue was contused, and there were traces of bruises on the wrist, which may have been violently pulled during his lifetime."
Looking at the scratches on the woman's wrist and watch, Su Che closed his eyes, and a scene seemed to emerge in his mind——
On a rainy night, thunder roared, and purple lightning burst out with dazzling light, splitting the sky and illuminating the earth.
A man and a woman in the room had a violent argument. A young woman in a red T-shirt and jeans reached out to ask for her lost watch, but was refused.She reprimanded a few words in displeasure, and reached out to take back the watch.However, the irritated man picked up the sickle beside the table and raised his arm...
"Boom."
The blood stained the surface of the sapphire red, and the platinum case fell off from the clenched hands, leaving a clear scratch on the ground.
The thin, dark-skinned man was frightened. He looked around, looking for a place to hide the corpse, but he didn't notice that behind him, a crow landed quietly.
It raised its neck, grabbed the gold watch and ran away.
What I grab is mine, ga!
——by Crow Thievsky
Under the cover of night and thunder, this theft was not discovered by anyone, even the man himself thought that the watch was lost by him in the process of disposing of the corpse.
However, ten years later, it was this watch with scratches that was stolen by the crow that made the murderer feel guilty for a moment and brought the scene ten years ago to an end.
Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, revenge for injustice, revenge for revenge.Who said that if you drink and peck, you will have your own destiny?
Su Che sighed a little, retracted his thoughts, picked up the boss of the crow, put it on his shoulder, and walked out of the small second floor of the gloomy building with the crows.
"I suddenly had an idea." Su Che said.
"Gah?"
"I figured it out after watching you smash Liu Shiquan. You smashed Liu Shiquan so accurately, so well, and so beautifully!"
"Quack quack!"
"So I want to ask you for a little help..."
If the crows knew that there was nothing to be courteous about, they would not be so happy so early.It's a pity that although they are hooligans and robbers, they live in the semi-closed Qingshan Village, and they are basically a group of simple crows, easy to fool.
So the boss crow jumped on Su Che's shoulder, rubbing his cool beak against the side of his face——
"Quack quack!"
Kissed the little cutie secretly, it was in a good mood, it took care of everything, and it agreed without asking what was going on.
- Speak!
——what's busy?
- Do anything!I can give you my life!
Su Che is a kind druid, he doesn't want the lives of the crows, he only wants the labor of the crows, so——
"Really?"
"Gah!"
"keep your word?"
"quack."
"Then I said..."
"Quack quack."
——Let's talk.
The crow boss flapped his wings, stared at Fang Qiu, and swung at Fang Qiu.
——There is nothing in this world that I, Crow Stewski, can't do!
"Hmm... have you heard of spreading fertilizer?" Su Che asked cautiously.
"Gah?"
"That's right, it's the kind that the villagers sprinkle when the wheat is about to ripen."
"It's fun to scatter while flying. There are only two acres of land, not much at all."
"What is fertilizer?"
"Cough." Under the suddenly vigilant eyes of the crow boss, Su Che coughed lightly, and said calmly: "It's nothing, I just asked the pandas in Daqingshan to help me dig a 30m x 20m hole at the entrance of the nature reserve two days ago. × 5m cesspit..."
"...that's all."
Boss Crow: "Gah!!!"
It was so startled that it almost fell off the little cutie's shoulders.
After a while, after realizing it, the crow boss flapped his wings and flew into the sky, far away from this unrecognizable little cutie——
I?
What is my identity?Manure for you? ?
Am I shameless? ? ? ! ! !
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