Archdruid Farming Online

"boom!"

The shovel slammed on the wall again.

The muscles on Liu Shiquan's face trembled, as if what the shovel hit was not the wall, but his body, nerves, bones... and a heart that was hidden in the depths and flinched.

Neither of the two villagers could hold him back. He rushed forward, avoiding the tool in Su Che's hand, and shouted——

"Not me! I didn't! Who are you?"

"You came here on purpose to frame me, didn't you?!"

"Yes! These are all designed by you! It must be like this!"

Villagers: "..."

Su Che swiftly dodged to the side, dodging his frantic waving hands, "Don't call yourself."

He winked at Old Crow, who was watching the show.

"ga,"

No tears without seeing the coffin.

The boss of the crow let out a disdainful cry, flew to a certain wall, inserted his hard beak into the cement gap, and began to babble vigorously.

One, two, three...

"Again."

The black beak collided with the concrete wall, making a crisp sound. To the ears of those with evil intentions, it was like death knocking on the door.

"Click", the cement cracked, the fragments peeled off, and hit the ground.

In the gaps in the wall, a line of red skirts that were stained by plaster and lost their original color gradually emerged.

It is exactly the same as Su Che's description just now.

"..."

"Step aside!"

Liu Shiquan finally couldn't bear the extreme psychological pressure, pushed away the people around him, and wanted to run away.

The crowd of onlookers noticed something was wrong.

"Stop him!" Uncle Zhang shouted.

The villagers formed a circle, blocking Liu Shiquan in the center, but his eyes were red, waving the shovel in his hand, his eyes were red, like crazy——

"Get up! Let me out!"

Facing such thugs, the honest and responsible villagers flinched a bit.

One after the other, the iron shovel in Liu Shiquan's hand danced more fiercely, with the posture of a desperado, about to rush out of the crowd.

At this moment, the crow boss suddenly flew out of the window and said loudly——

"Quack quack!"

For cutie!Show up!

Its black wings glowed with a gleam of gold in the sun, majestic and domineering, and the few feathers on the top of its head were slightly raised, fluttering in the wind, like a king's crown.

At first glance, it looks like a crow that only does big things!

"Gah."

"Quack quack."

"Quack quack quack."

The hoarse voice and the flapping of layers of wings sounded like the death knell sounded by the god of death, after the call of the crow boss.

Su Che: "Get out of the way!"

—Here comes the experienced ones.

Needless to say, the villagers consciously gave up a large open space when they saw the little brothers summoned by the crow boss, and at the same time squatted, lay down, or hid at the door, and protected their hair with the agricultural tools in their hands .

The crows swooped down in groups, covering Liu Shiquan with overwhelming feathers.

"Quack quack quack quack quack."

……

Green Jinjiang Platform——

"What happened? Why is the screen full of mosaics?"

"That... Violence, gore, and pornography will all be automatically blocked by Lu Jinjiang. Choose one of the three."

"This is a multiple-choice question..."

"select all!"

"+1"

"Emmmmm...I can understand [-] and [-], what about [-]? Does Murderer Liu deserve to be involved in pornography?"

"It's still there. Look at his clothes, they are almost worn out by the crows."

"It's miserable, it's really miserable."

……

The crows are worthy of being senior robbers who have caused Qingshan Village to fail every year. They are good at stealing wheat, and they are even better at dealing with humans.

They babble at people's faces first, and then at elbows, shoulders, knees and other places that can make people lose their ability to resist.

The surrounding villagers could only hear Liu Shiquan's "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" when the black feathers covering their sight left, they said: "......"

There was a cold behind him, and he shivered.

When feelings were robbing wheat in previous years, these crows were merciful.

No, it's more than being merciful, just a small piece of scalp, it's a big sale with tears!

At this moment, many villagers almost suffered from Stockholm syndrome like the brother from the agricultural college behind the live broadcast room.

The crows let go of Liu Shiquan, but were still puzzled, after all, this was the one who had offended the boss.

then--

"Gah!"

Led by the big crows, they spontaneously grabbed the cement fragments on the ground with their paws and threw them hard at him.

"Snapped!"

--Should!

"Clap!"

——Smash you to death!

"Clap clap clap!"

——The little cutie who told you to wrong big brother!

"Crackling", the stones are like rain.

Su Che: "What are you still doing, call the police!"

Villager: "..."

They woke up like a dream, and hurriedly called the police in Qingshan City, reporting that a murderer had been accidentally discovered in the village.

Operator: "What? Murderer?!"

Uncle Zhang held the phone calmly, but his voice was trembling slightly: "It's true, I've caught it, if you don't believe me, just open Zhongzhou [-]'s "Transformer" and have a look!"

operator:"……"

She pressed the headset in an indescribable way, and heard the person who reported the crime on the other side say with an indescribable mood: "The speed must be fast! If you slow down, the murderer will be beaten to death!"

operator:"………………………………………………"

The speechlessness in her heart was as long as an ellipsis.

Zhongzhou's police system is very efficient. Fifteen minutes after the report call was recorded, the first batch of Qingshan City police arrived at the scene in a police speeder.

Then they found out...the reporter was right.

The crows had a strong desire for revenge. They had already finished throwing the cement blocks on the ground, and instead used their hard beaks to pry up the unpeeled cement on the wall, and threw them persistently on Liu Shi's body.

The middle-aged man who still had the strength to flee just now, carrying more than a dozen villagers, was like a weak girl whose skirt was torn apart in front of the crows, without the power to resist.

"Stop, stop...don't smash it!"

His body was bent like a shrimp, and he fell to the ground, holding his head in his hands, begging helplessly.

The raindrops of stones smashed his body full of bruises, like blossoming peach blossoms.

And as the crows relentlessly chiseled walls, smashed people, and cursed, the scene inside the wall opened up little by little, and was exposed to the villagers, police and audience.

No matter the people in front of the screen or behind the screen, after seeing the crime sealed in the wall, they can't feel the slightest sympathy for the man rolling and twitching on the ground.

With a "click", Liu Shiquan was handcuffed by cold handcuffs, and the criminal police who came from the Qingshan City Police Station turned cold -

"You are suspected of murder, hiding the body, and concealing the facts of the crime. Come with us."

"..."

When he was handcuffed by the police with no expression on his face and was about to be taken out of his house, a hint of madness suddenly appeared in Liu Shiquan's empty eyes.

He struggled hard, the handcuffs on his wrists rattled, turned around and pointed at the crow boss——

"I want to report the crime!"

"Aren't you the police? These crows just tried to kill me! They're murdering!"

"Catch them!"

police:"……"

The leading policeman was silent for a moment, took out his police officer ID from his uniform pocket, and waved it in front of Liu Shiquan.

"Sorry, our full name is Qingshan City People's Police. We only accept human cases, not bird cases."

"..."

"Then find someone who can handle it! They want to kill me! They want to kill me! Aren't you public servants?"

Liu Shiquan has been in hiding for ten years, and he thought that everything was calm, so he hated the group of crows who exposed him, and dragged them into the water no matter what.

Evolved animals harming human beings are indeed dealt with by special institutions, the crime is equivalent to the crime of intentional injury between humans, but——

Holding the brim of the police cap, the policeman turned around and asked seriously, "The crow intentionally hurt people, did any of you see it?"

"..."

Su Che reacted the fastest: "No, we were just kidding!"

As he spoke, he poked Boss Crow's ass, and Boss Crow fell down with a "snap" and landed on the palm of the little cutie, nagging his wrist lightly and intimately.

"Gah~~~"

The rough crow call is full of sugar, and it can literally make five tildes.

"Does this look like a deliberate injury to you?"

"..."

"Anyone else see it?"

"No, no." The villagers also came to their senses. They removed their farm tools, took off their hats, and pointed to the scars on their heads that had been scratched by crows: "We have been playing around like this for more than ten years. You look."

"exactly."

"You nudge me, I'll nudge you, very friendly!"

A villager took the opportunity to take revenge and plucked a handful of feathers from a crow around him. The crow wanted to blow its feathers with a "quack", but was coldly glanced at by the boss and endured it aggrievedly.

The villagers of Qingshan Village have been bullied by crows since they were young, and now they finally have a chance to fight back. It's like drinking a big bucket of iced Coke in June, and they feel refreshed.

Therefore, their words are extraordinarily sincere and credible.

"Everyone is old friends, how can they hurt each other? There is no such thing as intentional murder or malicious injury! It definitely doesn't exist!"

"..."

The policeman finally nodded, and used the police recorder in his hand to take a picture of the touching scene of the crow's love, and then looked at Liu Shiquan coldly and mercilessly——

"The evidence is solid and it is pure slander."

"take away!"

At this moment, the police badge above his head seemed to emit thousands of golden lights in the sun.

……

Green Jinjiang Platform——

"What? Intentionally hurting someone? Didn't see it."

"Yes, I didn't see it."

"I didn't see it either."

The audience echoed what the villagers said, covering the live broadcast room with dense bullet screens, feeling a warm current of justice rushing into their hearts.

They tapped on the keyboard, and even killed the message board of the Qingshan City Police Station——

"Guaranteed by the naked eye's vision of 5.2, we have never seen the crows in Qingshan City attack humans. They just like to make hairstyles for their good friends. You must not wrong the crows!"